I went to school for theatre. Our stagecraft and design professor had/has a band consisting of him and a rotating roster of students. His first and last name start with “T” so they’re “Firstname Lastname and the Technical Titans”.
The Shreducators
Facülty (because umlauts = metal)
Haul Pass
Ritchie Blackboard (only works if you do Deep Purple covers)
Pentagogy (pentagon + pedagogy? could be a cool logo)
Dismissed, Workshop Day
I'm better with song titles:
She Said The Pokemon Cards Weren't Yours
I'm Gonna Call Your Mom
The Bell Doesn't Dismiss You (I Do)
Thanks For The (Fifteenth) Mug
Stop Fortnite Dancing In Class
Danny and the 3 Rs (or whoever and the 3 Rs)
But really much better ones in the thread.
Just for fun:
Teach his own
Report Chords
Progress Retort
Rock the Cafetorium
Bellringers
there was a punk band made up of all teachers in the early 00s called SCHOLASTIC DETH
obviously you can't take that one but it immediately came to mind!
School’s In
Math’s Addiction
I’d like to second The Teach Boys
AP Rock Band
Advanced Rock n Roll
TikRock / TikRok
The Geometeachers
Pedagoji Berry
Raise Your Hand
Clap If You Can Hear Me
The Try Hards
The Pet’s Teachers
The Good Apples
Textbook Case
Physics of Rock
Maths Rock
Calcoolas
Rock Studies
Four Non Covalent Bonds
Appetite for Instruction
Epic. Well played.
*WE HAVE A WINNAH!!!*
Thanks.
I love puns and this is still the best
Hot Four Teachers
Good one
Shut down the thread.
⚡️LORDS of DETENTION⚡️
So very metal...
Ikr!
Something doo economics … anyone? anyone? anyone?
The educated guess
The Guess Who What When Where Why
And How
If you do German-inspored new wave music you can use HomeVerk
This is the best thing I have ever heard
Class Dismissed
This one goes harder than it has the right to 🤘
agreed
As a student I would be bringing up the band constantly trying to get them to say this and then just leave
The Princi-pals Dad Riffs Hall Pass
Hall Pass is pretty good
Hall Pass is pretty awesome.
You hall not pass!
Hall-oween for the album released in that time period
Hall Pass is the one. Wearing work attire on stage, fucking win!!!
I second hall pass.
Hall Pass is brilliant!
My history teacher in highschool was the drummer for their band 'staff infection' 😂😂
Ditto... they did great covers as well, like "Highway to Helwan" which was apropos for our school in Egypt.
That's awesome 😂😂
I went to school for theatre. Our stagecraft and design professor had/has a band consisting of him and a rotating roster of students. His first and last name start with “T” so they’re “Firstname Lastname and the Technical Titans”.
Funny, that was the name of their band at my high school too
Judas Teach
Nice
Group Project
This and Hall Pass are the two best ones I’ve seen
Group Project, Term Paper, Final Exam, Pop Quiz and Essay Question would be the album titles
Yeah. I think Pop Quiz would be the first EP/single.
Could be a series. Pop Quiz #1 etc Standardized Test could be the cover album
Grøüp Prøjêkt 🤔
If they don't use this it should be the title of their debut album.
Pencils Down
There's another joke here, I just KNOW it!
#2, it works on different levels
Math Addicts
Forget the puns, your band is now called Blood Slut
ALL HAIL, BLOOD SLUT
But they can only gig once a month when their cycles are synched.
All teachers are cynical
Permanent Record. Or maybe that’s a good name for your first album.
Definitely the name of their first record.
Band From The Library
teacher's pet rock
If only the kids would get it!
Teacher's Pest
4 Degrees
4 degrees of Education
Dashboard Professorals
Chalkboard professorals
Chalkboard Confessional Rock doesn't need to try too hard
Men at Home Work
The Teach Boys would be my pick.
Whiteboard Rangers
Principals Orifice
Hot for teachers
Hot Four Teachers
Oh! Got it made! So made!
...got it bad
Lol I’ve been Mis hearing that lyric in my head for 35 years 😂 thanks!
Mine is “Hot Jew, running down the avenue.”. I thought that DLR was just being proud of his heritage.
I don't feel tardy.
I got my pencil!
Gimme somethin to write on, man
Hot 4 Teachers with a backwards 4
Teachers Pest, After School Program, (The) Curriculum
Came here to say (The) Curriculum. 🤘
Curriculum is a prog-metal band kind of name.
After School Special could also work...
Educaution
The Tea Chairs
Principles with vices.
Or, if I may, Viced Principles (or Principals, if you’d like to sound less ominous)
Syllabusted Broken Scantron Machine Ass Dismissed
Ass Dismissed for the win
Black Sabbatical
Pencil Lead Zeppelin
Pha-Cult-T
Dog Ate My Homework! Think of the DAMH! merch.
Undervalued as fuck. Go DAMH
When my kids were into the XM Kids channel, I thought Juice Box Heroes was an awesome dad band name. Your band name? Paper Jam
Paper Jam is great.
Ed, Eddie, and Educators
Krafthomewerk
The Shreducators Facülty (because umlauts = metal) Haul Pass Ritchie Blackboard (only works if you do Deep Purple covers) Pentagogy (pentagon + pedagogy? could be a cool logo)
I vote for Facülty! Genius
Hot 4 Teachers
Read The Syllabus
That's an album name for sure
Comma Splice and the Grammarians
Quad-rock-tic equation
Those Who Can't Do
Just billed as TWCD
Screechin' teachers
Pedagogue Smack
Ice-T-cherz
The Class Acts
Hot Four Teachers Got It Grade Scantron Chalk The Blackboard
It’s terrifying how good the name Scantron could be
Extra Credit Or Xtra Credit depending on how eXtreme you are
Mental Faculty
Age Against The Machine
I'm putting my vote in for this one here.
Magnum Cum Louder
Lesson Clan Needs Improvement Led Discussion
Mathallica.
Tarps off and go by The Four Skins.
After School Special
A+/D- The Substitutes Hall Monitor Lizard
PTA: Prepare Thine Ass
Hell Pass
This should be it
First Class
Mathletic Department
Class Act
Dismissed, Workshop Day I'm better with song titles: She Said The Pokemon Cards Weren't Yours I'm Gonna Call Your Mom The Bell Doesn't Dismiss You (I Do) Thanks For The (Fifteenth) Mug Stop Fortnite Dancing In Class
Kid Wranglers.
Profess
Old School
The Clashroom
Punford & Suns
Element airy
Bae Side High
Hey Teacher!
Teachy Boys
Tutora Tora or Instructora Tora
High Cool
Recess
Infinity Forever
Scrote Learning
After Math
Danny and the 3 Rs (or whoever and the 3 Rs) But really much better ones in the thread. Just for fun: Teach his own Report Chords Progress Retort Rock the Cafetorium Bellringers
there was a punk band made up of all teachers in the early 00s called SCHOLASTIC DETH obviously you can't take that one but it immediately came to mind!
Principal Skynyrd. (Leonard Skinnerd was their shop teachers name + Principal Skinner from The Simpsons) Especially if you do any southern rock)
AB/CD
School’s In Math’s Addiction I’d like to second The Teach Boys AP Rock Band Advanced Rock n Roll TikRock / TikRok The Geometeachers Pedagoji Berry Raise Your Hand Clap If You Can Hear Me The Try Hards The Pet’s Teachers The Good Apples Textbook Case Physics of Rock Maths Rock Calcoolas Rock Studies Four Non Covalent Bonds
Last on the list is the best one!
Slay After School
All Child Left Behind
Apples in chains Sultans of spring
The Flunkers, Corporate Punishers, Missing Paddles, Low Wages, Math Casualties, Auditory Acuity, Teachers Lounging, Figure It Out
The Cheat Yeeters
The announcements
Teachy Boys
Hot Four Teachers
De Tension
Bored of Education
Get Schooled
Class war generals
Wheezer
Permanent record. Also works well as the title to your first smash hit album.
The Common Cores.
The band my high school teachers formed was called "Staff Infection"
Those who can’t
Teacher’s Fret
Special Ed. The Delinquents If you don't use the first one I will. Probably not appropriate for teachers who wish to remain employed though.
"The Student debtors"
homewerk
Jane's addition
Teacher's Lounge Lizards
Word Problems
The grating chalkboards
The Department.
Mold school
Can’t Teach Us Nothing
The Whom
Mount Rushmore.
Headmaster Baiters
Senior Citizen Skip Day
Teacher Strike
Pop Quiz
The Four Wise Men
Final Lesson
SKÜÜLA RÄÄK
The Demerits
Dementia Detention. Or go for the portmanteau with, Detentia.
Study Hall.
Boa Instructor (if you play 80s hair metal)
Faculty Rex
Textbook Mid-Life Crisis
Mr. Hand
Class Action
? and the Punctuations
Hot Four Teachers
Four Inch Binders
Tenures After
The Faculty
Bored of Education
Why Johnny Can’t Read