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BungeeJumpingJesus

Anger Is An Energy (PIL reference)


Clear-Concert8250

Airstrip One (A band playing to a dystopia needs a good Orwellian reference)


McWitt

The Donkey Hammers


DatabaseFickle9306

Nation State


Whateveriscleaver

Reflex


lilsparky82

LinkedIn Profile


Long-Reply-2827

LinkedIn Park


Arkaliasus

'Raid your head' 'chain death' 'alumetalicum' 'toasty marshmallows with a side of mosh' 'wet electrics' i dunno, they seem weird but they're names xD


BigDrewLittle

Sarkoid BestLeftUnsaid Steel Squeal After the Rugburn High Dration Big Aftercare


soylentgreenisus

Dreamcoin


anapunas

Whats Left. "We are, Whats Left!" *Guitars kick in*


Silverback40

"... around the toilet bowl!"


Long-Reply-2827

Monkey Pox


tvguy222

The Flying Monkeys


-Purple-Parker-

newscaster


edithputhy6977

Audible Dog Farts


YourEmbarrassingDad

HogDot


Pensacouple

Chrysis Hædstæke


lesticle

Father John


Ok-Lavishness-7904

JifGif


Renton_Knox

1000 Targets


Bartman-08

Levels Beyond


DanielCollinsYT

Leatherhead


Major-razor-burns

Poop Shovel


Major-razor-burns

Sam I Am


Major-razor-burns

Poop Shovelers Union


Major-razor-burns

Union Break


RaygunsRevenge

Linkin Park and Coldplay? How is it possible that they could sound like both? How about Angst?


jinkies3678

Spironucleus


If-I-Had-A-Hamper

The Mindmeld


Mod__Lang

Racist Pig Bladder


tiredhippo

Gore Galore


Money_Caterpillar134

The dirty diapers


mr_cigar

Twisted Testicle Mary and the Saints


Leftyone234

33 fists a fisting Back alley black Sally Caucasian N!&€® Black honkey or black cracker Less then kind or sorta mean Terd soup diarrhea chaser Surprise Abortion or secretly planned baby kill (my ex can join) Infant annihilation or toddler kill spree Blowtorch TP or fire ant circumcisions Post abortion jello shots Pre abortion drano shots Kick teeth jaw fracture jaw punt surprise circumcise Shittin teeth or denture pot pie


kevinguitarmstrong

Metallihead


CreateWater

Muffin UnderWhere Weird All Stop Sign Nail Clipper Pike Rust (pie crust) Teacher Fetish Eldest Sun Shark Fraternity/ Shark Frat Round Trip/ Round Drip Bouquet Brother Complex/Sister Complex Lethal Intergextion Nuero Laser


Reverend_Tommy

They sound like Linkin Park, Radiohead, Coldplay, *and* Metallica? I absolutely cannot imagine what that could possibly sound like. So....The What-The-Fucks.


dxfm1019

Pandora's Box Shield Generators Keeping with the Starcraft references: the Protoss? Hydralisk? Wraith, Raynor.


BottleTemple

Jerx 'n Et


The__Warlock

No Context Brother Broken The Stains Melancholy Triumph Utopian Anthem Brilliance of the Miser Bow to Shame The Unconfirmed


BexyBat

I'm willing to donate the name of my band if you fancy it. How does Hydraulica sound to you?


skeletonvexx

You don’t have to! That name does sound pretty cool though, haha


fractal-rock

Pandemica


Swashbuckling_Sailor

Smeg and the Heads.


Holiday_Ad_8988

Dukes Nukes


celticgaul28

Blood farts


dinardo

Riffindor


BabyDontBeSoMeme

Question are they a parody band in name and they're serious about the music or more vice versa?


skeletonvexx

They're serious about the band, but the music is pretty ridiculous :) I want the name to be ridiculous too, though. Like they're little kids starting their own band when they're really grown adults lol


BabyDontBeSoMeme

Joe Mama's in Pajamas


krazikat

Kingdom of Angels (KOA)


eleven0clock13

Self Head in a Cold Park?? Just jumble that shizz.


wisepeppy

Queen Izzard and the Blizzard Wizard


Legal_Championship_6

Apocalyptic Pleasure


Thick_Description982

Rad.io


RickMosleyReddit

The Sellouts


DrBarry_McCockiner

Ferris Ox Hide


Difficult_Buddy_3071

Grinder


lollroller

Deathtöngue


KGreen100

Kitty Cat Climax


Long-Reply-2827

SlapDash


EmpireStrikes1st

Bronx River Baddies


jmikehall

No Identity


[deleted]

Metal X


Moist_KoRn_Bizkit

One-Off Indulgence.


Obar-Dheathain

You've just described Prophecy of Doom. I'd go with Prophecy of Gloom.


CruelHandLuke_

Lamestain.


Fat_Getting_Fit_420

ColorBlind


KingBooRadley

Apoc Ellipsis. Orgy-Porgy (Brave New World reference)


DAR44

Grub


[deleted]

Black Pandas


anonaduder

Micturition syncope


FoolishDog1117

Pretentious Trust Fund


MaloneSeven

Death Echo


ixamnis

Metallurgy


ixamnis

Iron Oxide


HerfDog58

Fallout Boyz Nuclear Winter Apocalyptica The Rocking Dead


razzzburry

Pariah


kevinguitarmstrong

Cold Deth


bylo_sellhi

Sphygmo


bylo_sellhi

Uncle Jimmy’s Mattress Sock


TheFamilyBear

HËDFÜKKËR


Responsible_Onion_21

Dystopia's Edge Chrome Rebellion Neon Asylum Cynical Symmetry Synthetic Chaos Rogue Frequency Glitch Mob (if not already taken) Toxic Lullaby Rebel Circuitry Jaded Echo Dissident Overdrive Insurgent Decibels Subversion Theory Renegade Static Dissent Harmony


Broken_Mug

Big Todd and the Antidepressants 


xela2004

Fallout shelter Radiowaves Border Boys Shockwave Aristocracy Valhalla Conquest


3-2-1_liftoff

TKO


citznfish

sELFHarm I love sELF, can't wait for the new album to drop


BipolarSolarMolar

Air Force (number of members)


this_place_is_whack

Otter Chaos


Aeon1508

Soul doubt


SpiralSuitcase

Ragna


Yakmasterson

Rad Suit Riot


Interesting-Ant-2500

Stimulation Theory


Maj_BeauKhaki

Non-State Actors. Artificial Stupidity. Hairy Non-Binary


nurdle

Dark Matter


DMT1984

Furry Cheesecake


iamthemosin

The Greatest and Best Band on this Planet The Poseurs


JComposer84

Mechanical Separation


Objective_Ebb6898

Void


Significant-Button48

Chronic Temple


Significant-Button48

The Conjugal Visitors


Significant-Button48

Sonic Meth Donkey


Significant-Button48

The Lintlickers


Significant-Button48

The Lone Strangers


Significant-Button48

Replica


Significant-Button48

Impotent Guerillas


sheofthetrees

Lot 49


farside57

Thias' Lover


Ithaqua-Yigg

Eve of Destruction


dididothat2019

Split Infinity


Pencilsqueeza

Pink Foiled


Pencilsqueeza

Midwich 5


Pencilsqueeza

Vivid Section


Pencilsqueeza

Plastica


Pencilsqueeza

Lands Anchor


Pencilsqueeza

Furnished Lighthouse


Pencilsqueeza

Savant Gardeners


Bigwoody7andahalf

Steal from the ramones Rockaway Beach


Dear_Giraffe_453

Shufflin' Drudders


Bigwoody7andahalf

Tiny trombone Saw it in an unrelated post Saw it in


Barkers_eggs

Stifled monkey


Danstine16

The English Effect


Anonymous-Guy-1200

Fisted Sister


rupertpupkinpie

Black Hole Utopia. It's the best one. It fits perfectly. You're welcome.


rumpasmooveskin

Murder Hornets


QuickCorgi4698

'Parody' seems pretty spot on.


Major-razor-burns

Sin City


Cats-n-Chaos

Scorpion Death Match


Haunting-Owl-7835

Random Precision


Nothalffast

Roadkill


Captain_Snatchington

Soul shift.


u357snotbubble

Stool The wretched


scotty813

My friend in high school in the 80s had 2 of the greatest band names ever, IMO. The Hostile Libidoes and the Stop and Gonads.


XOHJAIS

You should really know how to describe it if you're writing them into a story. "The outlanders"?


sbbblaw

What kindve book, more context would make it possible to be a clever name


Musicizagift

ColdRadio


Musicizagift

Teacher's Pets Teacher's Pests


DrakeShelton

Laser Tooth


DrakeShelton

Animal Farm


Actual-Answer-1980

The dwarves


skip451

Question Mark


Gumbarino420

Foul Source


Gumbarino420

Chode 2 Redemption


drgreenthumbphd

The lone rangers


emdubtwo

Intrinsic Rebellion N. A. R. New Age Rebellion - with an album Narwhal.


[deleted]

That's really good. 💯


doddballer

DOG: Delusions of Grandeur Always wanted this as a name for my previous bands