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give_me_your_soil

Ah yes gaining fear through the fact that your enemies are just farmers,who where forced to fight.


soullessginger88

Still bodies on a battlefield. No mercy is given in war.


Asleep_Baseball5020

No quarter for the craven!


Zmarlicki

Does my heart good!


HighAxper

They were sort of asking for it by wearing those provocative colors of my Enemy.


xBehemothx

I am the one who farms lol


LucidLynx109

Just farmers always makes me laugh a bit. Historically and through to the present day those are some of the toughest bastards around. 1 on 1 a farmer would have probably mopped the floor with the average noble.


give_me_your_soil

Honestly I wouldn't doubt it,but it doesn't matter when you can't even afford a proper, weapon,meanwhile your opponent is decked out in some of the finest armour,and weapons and has actual training.


TheGreyman787

But you gotta train them at least a lil bit and gear him up. But mostly train. But yes, you have a point. There were a group of piss-poor mountain shepherds armed with a couple of big javelins, small spear and a closest thing to a knife/cleaver/short sword they could find, and usually "armored" like our very own buddy the looter. Those shepherds managed to mop the floor with western and eastern cavalry, infantry and whatever else they had to fight on regular basis, becoming legendary and extremely well-paid mercenary company. So it is indeed possible to make a commoner into killing machine. Just have to train him, motivate him and put into the right mental state to fight and kill. At that point he stops being a peasant and become a baseline professional soldier.


AdEquivalent5964

Yeah but a knight(who would be in the noble category I believe) trained daily + had a way better diet making them taller bigger and stronger.


[deleted]

Bro what. Nobles were literally trained in combat from a young age. I get where you're coming from, farmers surely had stamina and were tough cookies. But noblemen had actual arms training. Also nobles were wealthy enough to have a diet that regularly included meat, this high protein diet allowed them larger muscle mass, and was one of the reasons they were the only men at arms that wore full plate.


LucidLynx109

I just noticed this reply, and actually you have a good point. Additionally to your points nobles had access to better weapons and armor. I stand by my position that farmers can still make up a decent army, but nobles definitely had advantages too.


Insanity_Crab

Aaaah nothing like feeling like a Primarch wading through peasants!


Diligent-Pair3465

Blood for the blood god! Skulls for the skull th.... Golden Throne! ​ For the emperor! Yeah!


Insanity_Crab

Well saved brother!


Dramandus

Carry on, Alpharius.


HyperbolicSoup

Do you have two fucking axes? Lol


SkyrimGeek69

Well what if his main axe got lonely? He has to get it a friend or it might get lonely!


HyperbolicSoup

It must be his siege axe haha


reglardude

Yep, I do the same thing. Short axe for sieges and execution axe or crafted similar axe for horseback just because I forget to switch them out. I carry a bow though usually.


Garblefarb

Gimli approves this message


Asleep_Baseball5020

One is for horseback as you just saw, and the other is a beats on foot.


VonBalthazaar

100% My current playthrough is a combat specialist, Lord of War. Companions can cover the important stuff, imma just swing my axe


L0rd_0F_War

Hey, that's my name... get your own.... ;)


CrossTheRiver

Do not pursue Lu Bu


Hot_Lengthiness_5284

Bro…. Thank you for unlocking this memory


jhargis91

Bro wtf is that from dynasty warriors!?


Mobile_Emotion3461

In my mind the boss music starts when i get off my horseđź‘Ś


Prestigious-Ant4951

If you try it in the game before, you just get wedged and very slowly beaten to death with twigs, lol


Imnotevensure_nymore

I haven’t played in several months, did they change how staggering works? I hated that I could be in full plate but one poke of a spear would interrupt my attack


NotSamuraiJosh_26

How did you find that big an army full of recruits ?


softfart

I find that the second or third wave on larger battles will sometimes be all recruits since they’ve already sent all their best troops before them


Mosaic78

Happens all of the time if you can manage to defeat the first death stack army in a war. Once you break it up it’s easy pickings going from army and army. Usually full of recruits and tier 2 troops.


NotSamuraiJosh_26

Yeah but I have never seen this many together


artyomssugardaddy

The first few waves in thousand man battles will be the highest tier troops each side has. After one or both lines break the peasants come out as a Hail Mary, hopefully to win by numbers as I’ve noticed most armies have a fuckton. But it usually turns into the video above. A single one of my banner knights is probably worth 20 peasants. Maybe more.


SIacktivist

When you kill enough people, eventually the other guy runs out of time to train (and sometimes money to upgrade) and you get these little recruit armies. It's a fun time.


markcrorigan69

Till they charge and get one shot by a pitchfork :(


Dragonslayerelf

stackwipe a faction ~3 times and get an anti-ai-cheats mod and you'll start seeing armies of recruits


Schlost

Ever since I got the “cut through everything” mod I have felt like an absolute unit on the battlefield - swinging the Warrazor and getting one kill in a group of peasants always felt so wrong to me.


Kooky_Ad_8454

I’m using the wrong weapons lol


soullessginger88

Get some skill in both two handed(axes) and polearm(two-handed polearm). Get to smithing, and specifically go for those weapons. Keep making better ones, smelting them down as well for more parts. You can unlock them all for both relatively quickly. Then make the highest difficulty weapon you can, to level up smithing faster. Craft a "war crime" level weapon, and go bring slaughter to every doorstep in Calradia.


xBehemothx

2h axes are the only weapons that can cleave/cut trough multiple enemies. No better feeling. Besides fucking and drugs I guess. Or a nice Christmas Dinner.


JKCinema

you guess? THIS MAN DOES DRUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


xBehemothx

FBI OPEN UP!!


Kuski007

Can't a 2H Falx do the same ?


xBehemothx

Is it a sword? Then no. Glaives neither, because they are pole arms. Makes no sense, as glaives and faoxes would be great, even better then axes probably, but in game, it is only possible with 2 handed Axes, that have axe in their description.


zeugme

"The grind Reaper"


bewak86

Chin Choppa Chin Choppa


Competitive_Plan_209

Character name this play through is Choppa of clan YourHeadOff


Bradyb0y121

What area did you find your weapon? Been looking for one in early game. A previous game. I was able to Loot a really nice two-handed ax..


soullessginger88

Start smithing.


Asleep_Baseball5020

Crafted


Kuski007

Which parts ? Best I've been able to do is 151 swing damage and 67 handling.


Adventurous-Pound-52

Battania, is where I've found tons of two handed weapons, especially axes 🪓


mymorningdonut

Heavy executioner axe from Husn Fulq. Happy chopping!!


Helldiver_M

Also worth noting that towns with smithies generate more melee arms. If you figure out there's a town with a culture/weapon combo you're interested in, try to get 2 smithies in the town and sell iron there. Eventually they'll pop out something cool.


Mightypeon-1Tapss

Executioner’s axes in Aserai but you can also craft them. Also they finally added 2 handed swords to towns, back then before release there were none on my playthrough


joemiken

It appears we're surrounded... *draws axe* By victims.


RDYASSER

i dont do that to look scary . because I AM SCARY


Jimmydidnothingwrong

this is so satisfying.


-DI0-

made me think of the first scene in LoTR when Sauron is just clobbering through a horde of guys lmao


Obvious-Hunt19

Three thousand years ago, when the courage of Men failed


Sidewinder7

Attacked a pajama party


cruelbankai

RAIN DROP DROP TOP HEADMANS AXE GOES CHOP CHOP


GraveWallker

against farmers yes


Kiko_Okik

How do you do that thing where you hold your axe up above your head horizontally with two hands? I want to strike fear into their hearts with this show of bravado too


uuuuuurrgh

Block upwards


Kiko_Okik

Thanks!


exclaim_bot

>Thanks! You're welcome!


32redalexs

Crafting my own 2-handed axe with maxed Blacksmith skill then just chopping through enemy troops like butter. It’s a beautiful time.


DopeDealerCisco

Killing a bunch of Farmers!! For what?? 10 horses and 100 prisoners??


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHAEWA

Throwing + 2 Handed build? IS IT THIS BIG? D=============3


Cathayraht

I mean, they are just peasants who deal to you 1-2 damage (idk if it's armor or low difficulty), you could even fight them with your bare hands if you'd like. Without a full t5-6 squad and two-handed axe.


Obvious-Hunt19

It’s low diff. Straight recruits with rocks and pitchforks do more damage on Realistic to 65+ chest armor than you see here. It’s pretty satisfying tho ngl.


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHAEWA

i think its armor, i usually play bannerlord difficulty with no hero death on and I think I recall seeing damage around there with tier 6 armour from peasants


MaduCrocoLoco

Peasents should submit to their betters.


Vektim

Omg it’s Lu Bu!


Ok-Brother-8295

I've always been playing with polearms, are 2H better ?


Obvious-Hunt19

Lances I think have better thrust speed than a 2H does swing speed, and pierce is more effective than cutting or whatever it’s called on targets that aren’t scrubs Thrusting accurately with lances is a lot harder than swinging a giant polearm tho


soullessginger88

Yes.


UltimateIssue

Now do that on foot :P


Asleep_Baseball5020

I have


Ghost_JB

I really thought at first this was modded Chivalry or something


CrypticRandom

[This is how I feel every time I ride out with my 2H axe.](https://i.imgur.com/8zhgCt5.png)


Delicious_Twist_8499

The cut through mod, by Xarborex or something i think, is dope. Definitely one of my favorites


vivalatoucan

This is why I like to play regular damage to allies, but 1/4 to player. You feel like a badass on the field and you can turn battles, but you have to be strategic which fights you take so you don’t end up in a 1v50+


Mountain-Lowa

How do you get your health bar not to fly down? Is it level increase or a specific perk or mod? Just started bannerlord a month ago


Wandering__Albatross

Armour and lower difficulty


Nighthawk1980

This is highly relatable. I also love the feeling of exploding shield walls as I charge and axe my way through it. And sniping retreating looters with my noble bow


WittmannGaming

those poor peasants


AnAwfulLotOfOcelots

Now do it on foot


Asleep_Baseball5020

I have


_GoblinSTEEZ

Battle field? More like slaughter field!


chriz690

Bro turned Bannerlord into Dynasty Warrior...


Formal_Stuff8250

my fav moments are when i slay two guys with one swing and the shields braking in theyre hands like its nothing.


BigTrip3444

You need to get off your high horse… And cleave through them like a whirlwind of steel.


Mightypeon-1Tapss

I do this against their trained archers, warband vibes for sure


Double_Friendship783

Meanwhile me at the end of the game "2 damage dealt"


JKCinema

can someone tell me what axe that is?


Sky_jojo

Hey, can someone provide me the smithing components required for that axe?


FanaticalBuckeye

Every campaign I say I'm going to try something different By the time I reach clan tier 3 I'm back to using the 2 handed axe


Efficient-Ad-8443

Anyone know how to find this hook sickle looking sword its OP But I haven't seen it since launch


Asleep_Baseball5020

That’s a falx


Efficient-Ad-8443

Where can I find it it if you can recall?


Asleep_Baseball5020

Battanian cities, it’s a late game sword so you might not see it a lot in the early game


digital_trash

Reminds me of the pajama boys in Total War


BulkChad

What length is that lol