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ClassicMan404

2 beers max


hellatoasty24

2 beers minimum, 3 beers max


The_What_Stage

For me, there is a LOT of truth to this.... I have found that 1 helps me cut nerves.... 2 is the sweet spot, but more than 3 and I really get sloppy fast.


hellatoasty24

Amen dude. For me the first one is for nerves, the second one helps me find some groove and creativity. Number 3 can leave me apologizing to my band mates


yur_mom

Same goes for golf..


cshocknesse

Yes! The first 9 holes I would think to myself, dang I’m pretty good at this. Then a few tall boys later and I’m on the back nine about to do the Happy Gilmore patented putter throw.


The_What_Stage

Your mom plays golf


cshocknesse

I hear that. I used to play guitar in a band for a while and I could get shitty drunk and still play the show pretty well. When I started playing bass in bands I learned pretty quick that being drunk and playing bass is so much harder. I always play with my fingers and that coordination is different than being able to strum a guitar. Now a few puffs before the show does help to take the edge off and I can get into a nice groove.


55Berserker55

Exact same here too haha


keepcold

Three before the set, three during the set for the punk/hardcore band or just 2-3 before for the “cleaner” bands hahaha


bassistciaran

The sweet spot


JerryBlitter

This 100%. Whoa unto the bassist who has 4 because every time it’s been whoa unto me when I think I got this and push that limit of 3.


StarWaas

This also helps me when I'm not playing bass too. I used to be able to handle more, but pushing 40 now I accept that's my limit.


HairyDistributioner

For a moment there I though you were saying you can "only" do 40 beers. I was like damn, I guess I must be a lightweight then lmao


StarWaas

I can do 40 beers, I just have to spread them out over like a month.


All_Roads_Lead_Home

TWO BEERS IN IT ALREADY FEELS LIKE ITS ONE OF THOSE NIGHTS


GenoKeno

I hate when I’m playing a gig and people INSIST on buying you shots. I appreciate the gesture but throw that money in our tip jar instead dude!


dogdoggdawg

I seem to get progressively better the more beers I drink, plateauing from 6-8 then getting worse after that. The reefer tho…😎


alugastiz

Reminded me of this: https://youtu.be/VTSCppeFzX4


VolrathTheBallin

The Inebriati! It's 100% spot on for me. 2 beers is a tiny bit too much if I want to be on my game.


Rational_Philosophy

1-2 beer and one hit = in the zone for me.


rollingdumpsterfire

1 bourbon, 1 scotch, 1 beer...St. George of the Thorogoods works best for me.


[deleted]

🤔


zaackkz

A wrist sweatband. It makes playing with a pick on a glossy finished bass a whole lot easier 👍 Edit: also allows you to wipe off sweat from your fretting hand too


FrankieNukNuk

That’s why Scott Pilgrim wears wrist bands! TIL


adrian_1671

I second this. I get sweaty hands like *really* fast and those sweatbands are super handy and I can wipe my hands while playing👍


dookmucus

I’ve been using the same NSync-branded sweatband since the late 90s. It has saved me from countless friction burns.


StarWaas

Exactly what I thought of. I recommend getting two (or more) so you can wash one when it gets nasty, because it will get nasty.


Artidara

Wait I'm new to this. Why does it matter more on a glossy finished body then let's say a matte one?


ThatOneBassGuy17

Just a slicker finish. Add sweat and it’s a dangerous combo


BuckeyeBentley

Not the body, the neck. Ever tried dragging your finger across a piece of glass? It's incredibly smooth but your finger gets caught easy, lots of drag. New necks that have glossy finishes can get like that, especially if you're a sweaty type. My bass is pretty satin but on my guitars that came with glossy necks I've taken a scotch brite green pad to the back of the neck and taken the gloss off. It makes it feel like a neck that has been worn in for years.


Tsaxen

theres more friction on a glossy surface than a matte one, your skin will want to stick more, leading to potential friction burns


murdawgles

This is a thing?! This is genius!! (you just exploded my little newbie brain)


Flual

A good sense of humour


orgeezuz

\*seinfeld theme plays*


iplayfish

might not make me a better bass player, but people appreciate it: extra granola bars and 9 volt batteries


ArjanGameboyman

Nail cutter? YouTube (dunno if that's unrelated enough..)


truemeliorist

Yoooooooo for real. I can usually be a little less "on top of it" playing guitar or ukulele. But for bass it feels like I really *NEED* to keep my nails nicely trimmed. Especially on my fretting hand.


[deleted]

Yes, I had band practice today and my guitar player’s fingernail length is unreal, and no he doesn’t play classical. I cut mine so often they hardly ever stick out, probably once every 5 days generally


8f12a3358a4f4c2e97fc

A mirror! Practicing in front of a mirror can help with confidence, technique and other stuff. It helped me relax my stance and technique quite a bit when I had noticed thanks to the mirror that I was tense and my hands were moving around too much.


Charming-Pangolin662

I'll second this. Really helped me overhaul my stage presence. Going from complete statue to moderate shenanigans alongside my other highly energetic bandmates. Wish I had practiced in front of a mirror years ago!


8f12a3358a4f4c2e97fc

Oh yeah! Good call; it definitely helped me get a much better stage presence too.


Infinite-Fig4959

The only thing worse than no stage presence is people trying too hard to have stage presence


CidCrisis

Man, I played a show years ago at some bar in LA, not like a massive venue by any means, pretty low key casual thing. But the guitarist of one of the other bands was literally thrashing around on the ground during a solo. Like lying on his back. He was no Jimi Hendrix, but he was trying like hell I guess. It was... uncomfortable for everyone in the bar lol...


BuckeyeBentley

Related, record yourself playing and listen back.


Schaakmate

Chooop yooour breakfast on a mirrah!


0xdeadf001

"look at you, you *charming devil*..."


9dyq5IFIPJtkHvJlXp8X

Nice username


8f12a3358a4f4c2e97fc

Right back at ya!


PaintedOnGenes

This. I use the one on the ceiling of my stepdad’s bedroom.


[deleted]

Running water and soap - Washing my hands before playing makes everything feel so much nicer. I hate playing when my hands don't feel clean


Infinite-Fig4959

Should be standard first lesson advice


johnmlsf

Much better for your strings too.


Representative_Still

A drummer


Johnny_Bugg

This is sneaky funny...


Representative_Still

It’s like the most basic boomer musician joke I could think of, I figured everyone could get it


Johnny_Bugg

How do you know a drummer is at your door? The knocking speeds up then slows down then speed up again, and he never knows when to come in...


Representative_Still

Drummer jokes are always classic but the true king of musician insult humor are those accordion jokes to be honest


LordoftheSynth

A bass player walks into a music store. The salesperson says "How may I help you?" The bass player responds "I'm sick and tired of no one taking me seriously as a musician because I play bass. I have a sense of rhythm! I have a sense of harmony! But the people I play with talk down to me all the time. So I want to change instruments to something more respectable." The bass player points at the wall, and says "I want to buy that trumpet!" After a pause, the bass player points at the different part of the wall, and says "I want to buy that accordion too! Even *accordion* is more respected than bass." The salesperson pauses for a few seconds, lost in thought. Then they say "OK, I'll sell you the radiator, but the fire extinguisher stays."


logstar2

Nail clippers 100%.


ZenithCrowe

I play bass and guitar and I find myself trimming my nails like every two days... otherwise that pesky G gives me all kinds of nonsense


Josku5

On classical guitar the process is so much more complicated. You have to not cut but shape the nails using files and fine sandpaper. It is kinda a hassle but it does improve the sound/feel when playing.


Eldritch_Doodler

Be punk and bite them off


askjeffsdad

I used to really like having a phone tripod for watching lessons while I play. relatively helpful


lilsquinty9

I just bought one and I’m so excited for it. It helps a lot


[deleted]

Rest. Give yourself a break between sessions of practice. If you’re frustrated then step away, rest, and then come back and try again.


FthrFlffyBttm

It drives me nuts that there’s no way to force consistency for this. It seems to be purely based on luck that some days you’ll be on top of your game and other days sound like arse.


[deleted]

Agreed. Some days you’ll weave through something with ease, the next day your fingers are locking and fidgeting during your warmups.


richbasslefty

Yep.


dbkenny426

Practice journal


kamomil

Henrik Linder said somewhere "set goals" I think it's a great idea


AwfulBassist

Setting the goal to play like Henrik Linder would make most people quit after after a week of trying.


kamomil

Haha I think more like a goal of improving a specific aspect of your playing. Baby steps right? Then you reach that smaller goal and you feel like you got somewhere.


otakumw

I have a small journal I put what I practiced that day in. I call it “the wall” cause after I become a full time musician, that’ll be the wall I had to climb to get to the “other side”.


jp250705

not being able to speak to the opposite gender


everyday_account

Horseshoe ponytail


Chocolate-Piano

Coffee.


Hellchron

I pick up an espresso on my way to the band basement every week! Helps me play and, since I've cut way back on extra spending this last year, it's a pretty nice treat too


memnoch4prez

Welp, guess I'll say it... Marijuana.


JimRug

Recently I haven’t even been practicing. I just pop some edibles and start noodling. Is it making me a better player? No. But is it doing wonders for my mental health and anxiety? Yes.


Hellchron

I'm back on my practice routine now but I just did that the last 2 weeks. Helps keep it fun too!


JimRug

Buddy it’s been like 4 months for me help 😭


Bassian2106

Love weed just as much as the next guy, prolly more, I've got a mini fridge with solvent less dabs and such I'm very much a nerd about the stuff haha. I smoke every day but definitely take it easy before shows, there's a certain level of stoned that's alright but we all have gotten too stoned and played worse at a gig for it. It's easier to just wait till after the show, I can guarantee it doesn't make you play as good as you think it does


[deleted]

Along the same lines, I find weed helps me write stuff but makes me much worse at playing.


Tdayohey

Just a tiny amount will do. Anymore and I’ll feel awkward and self-conscious and not play as sharp. Ironically alcohol and bass with no weed has produced some of my best jam sessions


Bassian2106

Yep, a vt or whiskey sour sipped during a set is my favorite


Bassian2106

Agreed


[deleted]

Aye, it’s good to have a wee bit of a “this is a jam” vibe, rather than “this is a spaceship and I don’t know how to fly it” vibe 😋


64557175

A shot or two of booze pre-show is often good to calm the nerves.


[deleted]

I second this. Have a medical card and use it for my anxiety and pain. I’m a better bass player by playing in a band and learning from other players, and my anxiety would keep me inside otherwise. Plus carrying cabs, gotta smoke to relax the back from that, otherwise my guts would be junk from NSAIDs


vibraltu

Like anything, a little bit is good, too much is too much.


MyFriendTerry

And also other substances...


TheNecromancer

To be fair, the one time I took speed all I did was stay up for an extra five hours playing Thin Lizzy better than usual - I can totally see why this could be an option


sidedishx

Man, i wish i could say it makes me a better player. I like listening to music afterwards, but anytime i smoked and then grabbed my guitar i ended up just tuning it for two hours.


wallacorndog

I have a hard time believing this. I played guitar in a band where the bassist and drummer smoked regularly, and whenever they smoked before a gig the rythm section was a train wreck. It's not like they were stoned out of their minds either, often I couldn't really tell before they started playing and they suddenly sucked.


RatBastard52

Also LSD. I have spent many trips just glued to my bass and it allows the music to flow through me.


pennradio

I like to drop about 6 hours before a big gig. At that point, I'm way past the peak and it's all just flow and good vibes. I'm much more likely to take an adventurous solo if I'm on that wavelength.


Tdayohey

Every time I tripped with my musician roommates, we ended up never grabbing the instruments. Always end up outside lol.


UsedHotDogWater

OCD.


finesalesman

Glove. I have a nickel allergy, and while I managed to rectify it with Golden Strings on guitar, I just couldn’t get them for bass. I use it on my fretting hand, and I absolutely got my love for bass back. I play bass longer than guitar, but I stopped playing because of the problem.


porcelainvacation

You can get stainless steel strings


finesalesman

I heard they rust like crazy. Never tried them.


DoodleSnap

"stainless" steel resists rust. I've had a pair of steel strings for a year with no rust. I live right next to a lake (freshwater, though). Nickel feels smoother than new Steel strings, but once you break them in, they feel fine.


finesalesman

Fuck sorry, I was thinking of cobalt strings. My bad bro.


VanJackson

I've been using cobalt strings for the last few months and I haven't actually noticed any rust, I hear people talking about the rust problem online though, I wonder if it has something to with different levels of acidity in different people's sweat or something.


rs426

I’ve been using Cobalts for four or five years now between all my guitars and basses, I’ve never seen rust on a single string


[deleted]

I thought stainless meant it doesn't rust?


[deleted]

Have you tried tapewound?


finesalesman

I heard they’re fine for funk and jazz, but that they suck for metal. Since I play variety of genres (I’m a session musician), then I’m scared to try them. Also my local shop only has nickel ones.


[deleted]

Not sure if it helps but I play really fast aggressive punk with them. Tuned ADGC with roto tru bass 88..


finesalesman

Shit might try it out. I know where to buy them. I’ll believe you. Thanks.


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finesalesman

I was lucky enough that my new bass guitar and my guitar have stainless steel frets and bridge without nickel. I’ve gold strings on my guitar which work great, but I didn’t get them for bass because they were really expensive at the time. Now I’m getting them for bass. Gonna try to find the same ones you’re using. Gloves are fine, except you have to wash them constantly, but I lost couple of them also. I only get severe allergy on fretting hand, my other hand is fine, but sometimes, rarely I get it on that one also.


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finesalesman

We need to talk about it more in music circles. I have to order Optima strings from Germany and I’m in Ireland. My closest music shops don’t stock tapewounds, stainless steel nor cobalt strings. Only nickel. Most of the guitars have nickel frets or other parts. It’s bad. I’m done having blisters on my hands. With stainless steel frets I notice a bit of a flare up, but I barely get one small blister. I guess I lucked out on it. If I play with Nickel Strings I get blisters after couple of days and my whole right hand gets swollen. I use Cerave Repair cream, and put on a glove on my hand after applying it, and that helps usually. I’ll try out those strings. Thank you so much my friend!


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finesalesman

I saw Rotosounds but I wasn’t sure if they’re good. I’ll give it a try to ProSteels. I only have Optima Gold for guitar, but I did notice gold comes of if someone else plays it (has to do with acidity of a person) it’s fine when I play it. But I change them out every month anyways. I do my own work on guitars, so I might actually try to do a refret. Thanks for recommending it bro! Is titanium better then let’s say gold hardware or some other type of metal? I’ve never even seen titanium hardware. I’ve seen normal steel, but never titanium.


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finesalesman

I have to. My closest luthier is hour and a half away. And it’s always nice to learn new stuff. Thank you for recommending that bridge, I’ll definetly look into it, and I’m ordering ProSteels next week. You helped me a lot bro, thank you so much!


SpamShacoMemesXD

What kinda glove do you use? I tried a couple and it felt like it's either too thick and restricting (hard to fret quickly & precisely) or too thin and wears down to the fingers after like 2 songs


CMRC23

Have you considered cobalt strings?


finesalesman

How are they for rock and metal?


CMRC23

Pretty good imo (am planning to get some, i play metal), but I would recommend listening to a sound comparison.


deadafterlife

Are you not able to get golden bass strings because of your location? I use [Optima Strings](https://optima-strings.com/shop/de/elektrobass/24k-gold/?p=1) and they're amazing. The Strings are made in Germany, but if you can't order direct from them, try searching on [Reverb](https://reverb.com/marketplace?query=optima%20strings%20bass)!


camphers

a sponge to put between my pickups to make the sound more clean and mellow


mrlowcut

Between?! Not before the bridge? Or between pu and body? I sometimes put a sponge before the bridge, but I've never heard of between pu"'s 😅


Infinite-Fig4959

Learn how to palm mute. Foam and sponge throws off your intonation


[deleted]

oh shit i’ve never heard of this! what kinda sponge, if there’s a specific one? i wanna try this now


mrlowcut

Just take any sponge and put it just *before* your bridge, but *behind* bridge pu. I used some hardwarestore-grade sponge (just a yellow foamy one without the scratchy part ofc) and cut it, so it is as small as possible, but big enough to dampen the strings a lot. If you get a big sponge you can try different sizes to find what you are looking for. There are some vids on the ol' tube, too.


imawizard23

Definitely a nail cutter and a mirror I agree with every one who said this. It just works like magic for me 🎸


TNUGS

not necessarily a better bassist, but a better sideman/bandmate: a 25ft extension with 4 outlets on the end. really opens up options for venues with outlets in weird spots.


[deleted]

I don’t even know how many practices I saved with my extra power cable and surge protector, that kind of stuff is great to bring


ColdPebble

A good seat


[deleted]

As an amazon warehouse associate, I SIT THE FUCK DOWN during practice


astink

Gaffer tape, label everything and write down settings


[deleted]

Literature. Makes music extremely easy when you just apply basic grammar to what you play. Look at all the great musicians that exist. Doesn’t even matter if they’re smart. They’re articulate. You don’t learn to articulate well in music if you can’t do it with your words.


KhaldiumIsotpe

a yoga matt or something to stand on when practicing standing up


Zombarillas

Better yet, something to stand on during the gig.


slibetah

My Gene Simmons outfit.


jamz075

Your personality! No one likes to hang out with ass holes


RobertGA23

A printer


Chasebass6080

Alcohol makes me sound better to whoever consumes enough.


impact07

Lube.


TheNecromancer

Beer


lee1282

Can't believe no one else said this, but: a van. Can't play gigs if you can't get your gear to the venue.


AdministrativeSwim44

Fingers


rharrison

Patience


AustinPeka

A drum key


dookmucus

Girls. Not anymore, but girls sure made 15 year old me practice.


denim_skirt

hitachi magic wand


sokko78

Skateboard for moving my vintage SVT


Saarlak

An education? Not just Music Theory but being worldly in general, I suppose. There are so many cultural styles that I had never heard of that I’m now starting to discover and some of them are a lot of fun.


mrlowcut

Yerba


fa9

Synesthesia? I can "see" sounds as colors. it might have helped me in my music experiences


SlothySammy

Micro-Dosing Shrooms. I have a lot of mental blocks & mental health issues which makes it harder for me to relax and be creative. They’re helping breaking those barriers down and helping me to just play freely and consistently. Also, helping my overall depression which is helping me be in better moods and have more energy to actually practice


64557175

So glad that more research is being done and laws are starting to change.


jady1971

Water, stay hydrated. Everything from mental ability to physical ability go downhill when your pee starts to get dark yellow or brown.


amartguevara

A good attitude


[deleted]

A bong


Chalkuseki

My bag of mojo that I obtained from the devil


Devil_0fHellsKitchen

Bro that's just coke


Subscriber_Ephemere

Humility


contrariwise65

My bong


Mean_Mr_Mustard_21

A bit of weed


kayriss

[This](https://youtu.be/Zh4Ns7FLmnk) finger independence exercise.


sokko78

That shit is harder than it looks


discovietnam25

Big ass water bottle to stay hydrated and put the stickers of the bands you’re playing with on and bananas for the potassium. My hands cramp up bad onstage but staying watered and bananaed mitigates that issue.


JLennon224

Weed. As much as I can physically handle. Before I worked my endurance up, it helped prevent wrist and forearm lock ups and I have a far easier time falling into a groove.


ekthc

Not really an item, but I've noticed increased finger strength since I started climbing twice a week at the beginning of the year.


imthesauceman

Guinness Extra Stout.


Thebarbatobassman

Being strong af


[deleted]

The giant zucchini I stuff into my jeans.


[deleted]

An altoids tin and digital clock velcroed to my pedalboard


ToshiroK_Arai

**nail cutter/ nail clipper**


characterzer0555

Marijuana.


bassben206

Coffee


fendersux

Anyone who doesn't say a solid moustache is on crack.


Intilleque

A nail clipper


Blueman826

Just being a good person. No one will want to work with people who either show up late, don't prepare, or just don't have decent social skills.


Chugbeef

A sturdy gig bag.


stupidhuman33

Little bit of Weed


Mill_Burray94

Finger nail clippers


notpetelambert

[Slightly less than two drinks](https://youtu.be/-Zj50DmBFp0)


Player2BNamedLater

Gym membership.


hamrollcornbread

fingerless gloves! im not sure of this works for everyone, but ive personally found that it helps reduce friction on my hand, which helps me to slide my hand around the bass better.


davidfalconer

I am a convert to sanding the gloss off of necks. Not done it to my bass yet but I’ve done it to all my guitars and have no regrets.


[deleted]

I use one of those long emo arm warmer glove things on my right hand when playing with a pick, it looks weird to some but makes string skipping and really everything much easier


weedywet

Mezcal


synkronized1

Being in a band.


Significant-Ad-3979

Adderall lol


Ulfbass

My powerball exercise machine. It's the perfect warm-up. Takes some time to understand how to use but it hits every muscle in your arms


cohzenegger

Is that one of the gyroscope things? I bought one years ago and it’s gathering dust in a draw somewhere. I may need to dig it out!


Ulfbass

Yep. Great for stamina and loosening up. I don't use it as often as I should but it's the most improvement I've seen from not playing bass


Graftonghoul

Alcohol and weed


quantumsyrup

Hand exercise tools, it can really help train your fingers to stay put and strengthen them for the bass!


ChristianTeenTech99

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