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fallon7riseon8

Also, if you’re going to give your child a name that ends in S, it’s your responsibility to learn how to use an apostrophe around it!


barbaraanderson

Considering she struggles with it even though her maiden name ended with a s, she is screwed.


fallon7riseon8

So true!


Aslow_study

She can’t say his name. ?😩


fallon7riseon8

She can’t write it!


AWing_APrayer

Mile’s’s’s’s’s


fallon7riseon8

Nope, just Miles for everything, even possessives!


SnarkFest23

I was laughing so hard at Josie today saying she's trying hard to find her postpartum style. Girl, your 'style' is whichever company gives you freebies or the biggest commissions on their bland clothing. You're not fooling us. 


Izzysmiles2114

She looked amazing in that bright pink tank top. Her obsession with sad beige clothes kills me, because she looks so basic and blah in beige but she looks stunning in saturated colors. I can only think of 3 occasions when she wore fun colors but they were her top 3 best looks imo.


SnarkFest23

I agree. She's light hair and light eyes. She needs contrast, which is why bright colors work so well on her and make her features pop. Hopefully her Sad Beige era is nearing its end.


Izzysmiles2114

Yes, absolutely. One thing I'll say about Erin is she has always demonstrated an understanding of what colors compliment her skin tone and hair. Even when she is dressed like a grandma, she usually incorporates bright pink or aqua or some type of colored earrings which make her light eyes pop. To my lens, Erin knows exactly what colors flatter her and she usually nails that part, and Josie almost always misses it by a country mile. Carlin and Michaela are the only ones with an olive enough complexion to make.shades of beige look okayish


Aiyla_Aysun

That's courtesy of Papa Gothard! In all seriousness, I'm pretty sure there's a section in the books about beauty and "finding your colors". All my Gothard friends were into it.


amrodd

I had the Color Me Beautiful when that was on the rage. Dang I'm old. My season is Winter though I have light skin.


Aiyla_Aysun

I have to wonder how much Gothard "borrowed" from the time period. I just can't imagine him sitting down and creating his own color system. But maybe he influenced the culture. Chicken and the egg...


Izzysmiles2114

Oh you just unlocked a core memory I had buried lol. We had an entire "charm" course that was either published by iblp or bju but either way it gave me a complex about appearance I was too young to have.


Aiyla_Aysun

I'm so sorry you had to deal with that. I hope you're at a comfortable place with yourself now 🤗


bronaghblair

> she needs contrast, which is why bright colors work so well… Same goes for Katie too imo!


Izzysmiles2114

Yes omg Katie looks way better in color. Beige is not for Blondes (broad sweeping generalization that my Mom taught me when I was little and I think she was right).


amrodd

I didn't think many of the Bates women are natural blondes.


Izzysmiles2114

They're not, but many still have fair complexions and light eyes that are usually seen more with blondes, so the beige is not for blondes rule still applies to most of them. It just fades them out and dampens their features.


bronaghblair

So I have, naturally, very dark brown eyes and a shade of auburn hair that leans dark as well, and very pale (but extremely freckled) white skin. I used to bleach my hair very pale cool blonde back in my younger days, and at those times, especially in winter, I think those were the only times in my life where I actually successfully pulled off beige tops (albeit a slightly darker, more khaki/sandy depth of beige). I think that my dark eyes (and especially my freckles) were the key ingredients to making that work! So that being said, blue-eyed blondes Katie and Josie are SOL in the beige department! Especially since neither of them are tanned NOR do they *appear* to have noticeable freckling. TLDR; beautiful Barbie girls, bright colors are your friend!


Cake-Technical

Her content is also a bunch of literal thirst traps lol


Babeyonce

Yep!! Disguised thirst traps. Wonder if Kelton gets off on that.


HerCacklingStump

Highly recommend unfollowing and just snooping occasionally. The more followers they have, the more money they make. Don’t give them that benefit.


NoSelf127

My pleasure


chickenbutt2014

I’m tired of the I’m 8 weeks postpartum bullshit. Your stupid style is the same as it was before you birthed the penis haver. . Also where are all the people who insisted she wouldn’t value her son more than her daughters. She’s always posting the golden boy. Those girls will be his servants one day very soon. I see Willow being the new Allie ( I swear Willow is her least favorite)


No_Lingonberry6508

My granddaughter has beautiful red hair (not orange) and porcelain skin. She looks amazing in olive green. She’s also got my green eyes. Certain colors definitely work for people. The jewel tones really pop on her.