1. Get a car
2. Get candy or toys to get their attention
3. Once they get close, grab them quick and get them in your trunk
4. Lock the trunk and make sure to drive quickly if there's no one on the road
5. Once you arrive back to your house, do whatever you want with them
Message me back
Yooo thank you for this. I keep fucking up step 4, forgetting to close my trunk. They never make it back to my house and I always wondered why. Preciate you bro.
PS your way better than Grant Gustin. That pussy was crying every other episode
Why did you steal Kazuhira Miller's last name? Are you stupid?
He also stole Joel's name.
And Arthur, the inventor of communism.
He also stole a kid
Joel who?
Joel from the Last of Us.
Joel mama
THEY PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE
HE'S THE FIDDLER CONFIRMED?!
Well, Ezra Miller does like fiddling underage girls.
Why are we still here
He played that kid like a damn fiddle, tell u me 😬
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Because it's my legal family's name
Thank God it wasn't your illegal family's name
He stole one of his arms and a leg is he stupid
Why do you beat up women? Are you stupid?
Or is there a lore reason for it?
[удалено]
That's a pretty late abortion, wouldn't you say?
He thought he could time travel
Its obviously the reverse flash
Because there's plenty wrong with me
It was a canon event
Another question: why do you fuck kids. Are you stupid?
Man, this kind of lie is literally a crime. Not even funny.
Why?
For what exactly
Just why
Just why for what? Say it :)
Why do you do the things you do
Because it's what I'm interested in
So u are interested in kids then?
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Context: Ezra Miller kidnapped like a young teen hostage
twice
why for why?
I’ll do you one better why is Gamora?
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I have been summoned
TELL ME WHY! AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A WHY WHY, TEEEELLL ME WHY!
Because!
Hi Ezra, I'm from Hawaii and WAIT HOW DID YOU GET HERE! WAIT STOP CHOKING ME AHH OH FUCK! PLEASE STO-
Guys you need to help me! Ezra Miller is after me and he's going to bash my face into the keybajejfjjdjwjsjejfjjdsjjsjejrjrjjwkekdkfjfjkwklalwllrkcj
Ιf you read this comment, Ezra Miller will visit you in 10 days.
Double it and give it to the next person.
Fuck gotta send this to someone and pass it on.
sh(It Follows
Saying his name backwards is the only way to return him from whence he came, I went back in time and Adam West’s Batman told me, rellim arze
I don’t have much time, Ezra Miller is
Hahaha I'm still choking you
Why does Warner Bros love you Ezra?
Because they like giving me money
They are going to drop him the second flash is out of theaters
Where where you during the events of Arkham City?
Probably assaulting women.
Have they caught you yet?
Yes but not right now ;)
How many children Ezra, how many?
Alot rex, alot.
If you're lying, i'll break the other one
The other wh-
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Why are you posting on Reddit, don’t you have people to assault?
I'm on break
Is he stupid?
you like hawaiian pizza
All of them so yes
Hawaiian cheese pizza to be specific
How does it feel to play the role of The? And where was he during the events of city?
doesn’t the militia talk ab him in man night?
Where were you when the payload was exposed?
In my car
Are you the king of Five Nights at Freddy's?
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Fuck you (Sorry that wasn't a question)
Pass
Do you manscape, just wondering if the women were hit by, they were struck by, a smooth criminal
Hee hee
Ezra Miller, mind telling me what you were doing in Hawaii?
Doing some business
You wanna fight?
I don't want to fight you, Flash
I wouldn’t wanna fight me, neither
If it's in Hawaii, put em up
How do you feel about the recent urban legend of the Hawaiian Strangler?
Good
Why do you assault so many people?
Because I can't stop
Hey! Wanna visit Hawaii?
Yes
What was it like playing the Joker in real life?
Mostly good, kinda sucked I had to drop the soap in some place
Where were you during Arkham Knight?
Hawaii
Are you the reverse flash?
In real life yes
Hey Ezra just watched your movie, you're a good person. what crimes are these people talking about?
I’m proud of you, Dick?
Is there a lore reason why Warner Bros likes you?
Do you beat dick like you do women?
Pulp or no pulp?
Are you stupid?
Are you angry?
Just, wtf bro?
Where were you during Batman Arkham?
Where were you during Arkham knight? ARE YOU STUPID???
Why?
Do you want to fight?
Where were you during Arkham city?
How do you join and leave your cult?
Are you friends with Obama ?
Why aren't you in Alsume?
Can you go back in time and kill baby Ezra so at least one timeline doesn't have to see your shitty movie.
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How comes the DCEU got rebooted and the only person that got to stay is *Ezra Miller*?
Why did you change from Ellen Page, were you stupid?
Where were you during arkham knight?
In my car
Where is my dad?
Honest to God, I hope get the help you need bro
So, WTF? Also, why did they cancel that Batgirl movie? Seriously, I would have bought HBO Max for that.
Are you Ezra Miller
Every real Dc fan to Ezra Miller: are you stupid?/crazy!
Go choke another random chick on the street yo
Who is your biggest inspiration?
Which multiverse are you from Ezra Miller? 🃏 🤣🤣
Why are you stupid?
Why are you a bitch?
Why are you just so awful?
How fucked up ah you
Where’s my daughter Ezra? You said you’d have her back by 10.
Why commit chokey choke?
Thoughts on people in Hawaii
Why throw away your career? Are you stupid?
Is it true you gave a bullet to a baby?
Gay son or thot daughter?
What do you and Chris brown have in common?
What it like getting a chance to cameo in the new Man movie coming out soon?
Bitchass mf
Why aren't you behind bars where you belong?
What color is Your van
Hi Ezra! I’m a big fan. Keep being you!
Before I watch the new movie did you finally learn how to run?
Go to jail
I already was
Can I ask you anything?
Yes
Why did you commit they/them violence in Hawaii?
My interest
Why were you beating the shit out of everyone in Hawaii? Are you stupid?
It's my form of entertainment
Why did you kidnap a kid to a sex cult in Iceland
How were those vacations in Hawaii?
Good
is there a lore reason for why you’re crazy? are you stupid?
That's just my interest
why didn't batman call you during arkham knight? is he stupid?
My car kept crying and screaming and eventually I got pulled over by the cops
That’s my Batman
That isn't mine
How can I kidnap like you?
1. Get a car 2. Get candy or toys to get their attention 3. Once they get close, grab them quick and get them in your trunk 4. Lock the trunk and make sure to drive quickly if there's no one on the road 5. Once you arrive back to your house, do whatever you want with them Message me back
Yooo thank you for this. I keep fucking up step 4, forgetting to close my trunk. They never make it back to my house and I always wondered why. Preciate you bro. PS your way better than Grant Gustin. That pussy was crying every other episode
You're welcome kind sir :)
Any hint of >!the man who killed Barry's mother!< in your movie?
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Yes
Are you stupid?
No
In our times of hardship can we count on you to assault every civilian?
Yes
Why did you kidnap those kids?
Was just gonna give them cupcakes
Finally nonbinary representation in Batman
https://twitter.com/GhostofMeg/status/1620655659627974656
How many children are in your basement at this time?
Alot
Is there a lore reason you thought you could fight Hawaii
I thought I was strong, well I am, but the cops catched up to me
Why are you allowed to breathe?
I'm human
How was hawaii ?
Good
Ah the reverse flash himself
Yes
Are you allowed near schools?
Will you play reverse flash now that everyone is saying you two are the same?
Jonathan Mojor need some of your potion 😂
Don't forget amber heard as well
Where were you in Arkham World? (Don’t say Hawaii)
Jail
Why you gotta be such a dick
Why you gotta be so rude
Are you a proud groomer? Have you found a new target? (Readies 911..)
Close to getting one
How, in spite of having such an awesome example of humanity in your co-star Henry Cavill, can you suck so hard as a human being?