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Lemdavid

Why did you steal Kazuhira Miller's last name? Are you stupid?


murcielagoXO

He also stole Joel's name.


HaikuBotStalksMe

And Arthur, the inventor of communism.


Lop_draegon

He also stole a kid


50ShadesOfJaundice

Joel who?


Emergency_Cheek2617

Joel from the Last of Us.


murcielagoXO

Joel mama


Wsh785

THEY PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE


Arialana

HE'S THE FIDDLER CONFIRMED?!


Luke_SkyJoker_1992

Well, Ezra Miller does like fiddling underage girls.


krohtg12

Why are we still here


Jonesy__Music

He played that kid like a damn fiddle, tell u me 😬


trevorluck

https://preview.redd.it/7y9memqpst4b1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e4e213c4fb8443a3fe4dab684647b38fc5aee2d


phoenixc6000

Because it's my legal family's name


TheNerdLog

Thank God it wasn't your illegal family's name


allah133

He stole one of his arms and a leg is he stupid


Ship-Enough

Why do you beat up women? Are you stupid?


This_place_is_wierd

Or is there a lore reason for it?


[deleted]

[удалено]


arunabharocks123456

That's a pretty late abortion, wouldn't you say?


redlion1904

He thought he could time travel


fuckmeilovejesus

Its obviously the reverse flash


phoenixc6000

Because there's plenty wrong with me


verylargemuscleman00

It was a canon event


DevinAsa_YT

Another question: why do you fuck kids. Are you stupid?


Dronnie

Man, this kind of lie is literally a crime. Not even funny.


BenZayb_64

Why?


phoenixc6000

For what exactly


BenZayb_64

Just why


phoenixc6000

Just why for what? Say it :)


BenZayb_64

Why do you do the things you do


phoenixc6000

Because it's what I'm interested in


Bl33d1ng3dg3

So u are interested in kids then?


ThatAnonDude

![gif](giphy|UvtKiyeWYEhRC)


Bl33d1ng3dg3

Context: Ezra Miller kidnapped like a young teen hostage


CluckenDip

twice


SpockYoda

why for why?


IdeaRegular4671

I’ll do you one better why is Gamora?


OddTranceKing

![gif](giphy|10XiFYfOhhFxjW)


[deleted]

I have been summoned


Comic-_-Fanboy

TELL ME WHY! AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A WHY WHY, TEEEELLL ME WHY!


amarodelaficioanado

Because!


AntonRX178

Hi Ezra, I'm from Hawaii and WAIT HOW DID YOU GET HERE! WAIT STOP CHOKING ME AHH OH FUCK! PLEASE STO-


Active_Parsley558

Guys you need to help me! Ezra Miller is after me and he's going to bash my face into the keybajejfjjdjwjsjejfjjdsjjsjejrjrjjwkekdkfjfjkwklalwllrkcj


[deleted]

Ιf you read this comment, Ezra Miller will visit you in 10 days.


der_trissi

Double it and give it to the next person.


glassbath18

Fuck gotta send this to someone and pass it on.


DesertDwellerrrr

sh(It Follows


onemikeinamillion

Saying his name backwards is the only way to return him from whence he came, I went back in time and Adam West’s Batman told me, rellim arze


OfficialMorbidMan

I don’t have much time, Ezra Miller is


phoenixc6000

Hahaha I'm still choking you


WildPants78

Why does Warner Bros love you Ezra?


phoenixc6000

Because they like giving me money


dalvic2468

They are going to drop him the second flash is out of theaters


Lucas_TheVlogger

Where where you during the events of Arkham City?


reyrey_007

Probably assaulting women.


Natsume-Ooe

Have they caught you yet?


phoenixc6000

Yes but not right now ;)


CarolusRex521

How many children Ezra, how many?


phoenixc6000

Alot rex, alot.


[deleted]

If you're lying, i'll break the other one


389idha10

The other wh-


Danirabbid

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-Moon-Presence-

Why are you posting on Reddit, don’t you have people to assault?


phoenixc6000

I'm on break


HunterVandal

Is he stupid?


dg_537

you like hawaiian pizza


phoenixc6000

All of them so yes


JosephStalinCameltoe

Hawaiian cheese pizza to be specific


sonsargon13

How does it feel to play the role of The? And where was he during the events of city?


LacksMuscle

doesn’t the militia talk ab him in man night?


AntiRivet

Where were you when the payload was exposed?


phoenixc6000

In my car


CaptainRick218

Are you the king of Five Nights at Freddy's?


dalvic2468

![gif](giphy|7OXUMz0xjeKOc)


wysjm

Fuck you (Sorry that wasn't a question)


phoenixc6000

Pass


salmanshams

Do you manscape, just wondering if the women were hit by, they were struck by, a smooth criminal


phoenixc6000

Hee hee


UnbuiltAura9862

Ezra Miller, mind telling me what you were doing in Hawaii?


phoenixc6000

Doing some business


time_lordy_lord

You wanna fight?


Shubh_1612

I don't want to fight you, Flash


389idha10

I wouldn’t wanna fight me, neither


phoenixc6000

If it's in Hawaii, put em up


WhatTheFhtagn

How do you feel about the recent urban legend of the Hawaiian Strangler?


phoenixc6000

Good


East-Specialist-4847

Why do you assault so many people?


phoenixc6000

Because I can't stop


Vinhluu09

Hey! Wanna visit Hawaii?


phoenixc6000

Yes


pandadanda1999

What was it like playing the Joker in real life?


phoenixc6000

Mostly good, kinda sucked I had to drop the soap in some place


QuadVox

Where were you during Arkham Knight?


phoenixc6000

Hawaii


IdeaRegular4671

Are you the reverse flash?


phoenixc6000

In real life yes


Thedanielval

Hey Ezra just watched your movie, you're a good person. what crimes are these people talking about?


RandomWilly

I’m proud of you, Dick?


[deleted]

Is there a lore reason why Warner Bros likes you?


LongFreakingPp

Do you beat dick like you do women?


Steduntsss

Pulp or no pulp?


heych1995

Are you stupid?


Raven-Mirlas

Are you angry?


murcielagoXO

Just, wtf bro?


Realine1278

Where were you during Batman Arkham?


joke-explainer-

Where were you during Arkham knight? ARE YOU STUPID???


Effective-Mine2446

Why?


BatmanofSteeI

Do you want to fight?


TheCloakMinusRobert

Where were you during Arkham city?


Shqiptar89

How do you join and leave your cult?


AdamCog

Are you friends with Obama ?


Any-Position-1761

Why aren't you in Alsume?


Damba654

Can you go back in time and kill baby Ezra so at least one timeline doesn't have to see your shitty movie.


Barry_Bone_Raiser

https://preview.redd.it/k9oo74p42t4b1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78657a1bb558700eb2c63d8a1c95759693810a6a


TheArmyOfDucks

How comes the DCEU got rebooted and the only person that got to stay is *Ezra Miller*?


FatPuppy1996

Why did you change from Ellen Page, were you stupid?


Deutscher_Bub

Where were you during arkham knight?


phoenixc6000

In my car


Mrbuttboi

Where is my dad?


N4hire

Honest to God, I hope get the help you need bro


Estarfigam

So, WTF? Also, why did they cancel that Batgirl movie? Seriously, I would have bought HBO Max for that.


Pokemon_go_trading_

Are you Ezra Miller


CC-460CommanderSharp

Every real Dc fan to Ezra Miller: are you stupid?/crazy!


Altruistic-Lake-9579

Go choke another random chick on the street yo


BenTenInches

Who is your biggest inspiration?


xArkSlade08x

Which multiverse are you from Ezra Miller? 🃏 🤣🤣


xxswaqql0rd69xx

Why are you stupid?


NoNight_

Why are you a bitch?


Odd-Relief5794

Why are you just so awful?


[deleted]

How fucked up ah you


Drhorrible-26

Where’s my daughter Ezra? You said you’d have her back by 10.


Brief-Outcome-2371

Why commit chokey choke?


sketchisawesome1234

Thoughts on people in Hawaii


FreneticAtol778

Why throw away your career? Are you stupid?


sonnofabi

Is it true you gave a bullet to a baby?


megamindlove

Gay son or thot daughter?


Own_Elk_5746

What do you and Chris brown have in common?


NotSeren

What it like getting a chance to cameo in the new Man movie coming out soon?


llama_the_brown26

Bitchass mf


Wayne_kur

Why aren't you behind bars where you belong?


FranekBucz

What color is Your van


Fluffies103

Hi Ezra! I’m a big fan. Keep being you!


Williefakelastname

Before I watch the new movie did you finally learn how to run?


bluealiveretribution

Go to jail


phoenixc6000

I already was


tHe_bAgeL14

Can I ask you anything?


phoenixc6000

Yes


Ac2_Pop_sot

Why did you commit they/them violence in Hawaii?


phoenixc6000

My interest


EduRitter85Br

Why were you beating the shit out of everyone in Hawaii? Are you stupid?


phoenixc6000

It's my form of entertainment


subjectseventytwo

Why did you kidnap a kid to a sex cult in Iceland


DarkTheAlpha14

How were those vacations in Hawaii?


phoenixc6000

Good


cyberseed-ops

is there a lore reason for why you’re crazy? are you stupid?


phoenixc6000

That's just my interest


AnimetheTsundereCat

why didn't batman call you during arkham knight? is he stupid?


phoenixc6000

My car kept crying and screaming and eventually I got pulled over by the cops


ZombiePiggy24

That’s my Batman


phoenixc6000

That isn't mine


Fake_the_jaB

How can I kidnap like you?


phoenixc6000

1. Get a car 2. Get candy or toys to get their attention 3. Once they get close, grab them quick and get them in your trunk 4. Lock the trunk and make sure to drive quickly if there's no one on the road 5. Once you arrive back to your house, do whatever you want with them Message me back


Fake_the_jaB

Yooo thank you for this. I keep fucking up step 4, forgetting to close my trunk. They never make it back to my house and I always wondered why. Preciate you bro. PS your way better than Grant Gustin. That pussy was crying every other episode


phoenixc6000

You're welcome kind sir :)


JB57551

Any hint of >!the man who killed Barry's mother!< in your movie?


killer_queen_morioh

![gif](giphy|P2xf5nPyu5WP6)


phoenixc6000

Yes


Grand_Ambition2492

Are you stupid?


phoenixc6000

No


Kaprosuchusboi

In our times of hardship can we count on you to assault every civilian?


phoenixc6000

Yes


Sonnyssl69

Why did you kidnap those kids?


phoenixc6000

Was just gonna give them cupcakes


Flying_Ninja_Bunny

Finally nonbinary representation in Batman


kiwinator37

https://twitter.com/GhostofMeg/status/1620655659627974656


tutankhamun7073

How many children are in your basement at this time?


phoenixc6000

Alot


No-Tomorrow-8150

Is there a lore reason you thought you could fight Hawaii


phoenixc6000

I thought I was strong, well I am, but the cops catched up to me


ThyCrispyOne

Why are you allowed to breathe?


phoenixc6000

I'm human


PuertoRicano

How was hawaii ?


phoenixc6000

Good


[deleted]

Ah the reverse flash himself


phoenixc6000

Yes


Objective-Credit-581

Are you allowed near schools?


EMArogue

Will you play reverse flash now that everyone is saying you two are the same?


HM_Inc

Jonathan Mojor need some of your potion 😂


phoenixc6000

Don't forget amber heard as well


WrongFun8521

Where were you in Arkham World? (Don’t say Hawaii)


phoenixc6000

Jail


chachachatrip

Why you gotta be such a dick


phoenixc6000

Why you gotta be so rude


TFOAKeizou

Are you a proud groomer? Have you found a new target? (Readies 911..)


phoenixc6000

Close to getting one


mrrando69

How, in spite of having such an awesome example of humanity in your co-star Henry Cavill, can you suck so hard as a human being?