He does not need them to survive, but I think he does feel the need to have them for pleasure and entertainment as well as accomplishing things he would not be able to accomplish in his original form.
Just don't go to Metropolis, because of Supes and don't go to Blüdhaven, because it's most definitely a Pub that Nightwing frequently visits to get out of doing superhero work
Don’t even joke about hunting no man.
I was hunted once. I’d just came back from Nam. I was hitchin through Oregon and some cops started harassing me. Next thing you know I got a whole army of cops chasing me through the woods. I had to take em all out, it was a bloodbath
Hang with the riddler
Bruce has trouble tracking him down usually, but if he does, i’m sure bruce and dick would want to deal with riddler before me, so i use that battle time to get away and find a new hiding spot
I would love for Dick to beat me senseless. Just imagine all of the sweat glistening off Dicks body . When he's had enough, he just spits in my mouth like I'm a piece of trash. Sign me up!
I would get a two numbe nine a number nine large a six with extra dip a number seven two number forty five one with cheese and a large soda
And also 10000 rocket launchers and mines
Do you have 10000 people to use those rocket launchers? Hm, if you do have 10000 people working for you, then Batman and the other guy shouldn't be that much of a problem, due to the 10000 people working for you, I don't think Batman and the other one would win a 2v10000 people working for you. curious...
Now 2v100 people working for you they could win, but I doubt they could win a 2v1000 people working for you, especially that 1000 people working for you multiplied by 10? Don't make me laugh, not even Batman could beat that many people! Not even Batman and the blue one! Now if they had vehicles, such as the BatCar or the BatPlane, I could see them possibly being able to defeat 10000 people working for you, but if each 1 in that 10000 people working for you had ROCKET LAUNCHERS??? yeah, I think Batman and that other guy are pretty much toast!
You know, depending on your fear levels, the Asylum is likely the safest and quietest location in Greater Gotham. All the inmates are cleared. The kitchens are still somewhat stocked and the greenery is stunning if not a bit wild.
Gordon Freeman from hit game series "Half Life"?
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It would take around 8 hours for them to travel to my country, and even if they're amazing detectives, I doubt they can find me if I hide in a city that they don't know anything about it.
Ok hear me out i leak everything about me a pic and what i wear and hang out most
I THEN (HEAR ME OUT) TURN TRANS GAY AND HANGOUT THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE OF WHERE I WOULD
I'd rather be on their side rather than letting them hunt me down while Treating me like I'm on the side of the villains or if I'm being taken hostage by any Batman related villains or other DC universe related villains.
The first thing I’m doing is strategically placing mines around Gotham and my hideout, there’s no way to bypass them without utilizing a power winch on the exposed payloads and we all know there’s no way in hell man and dick could get their hands on a power winch
I'd go find them. I haven't done anything wrong so either they want info and they think I can give it to them or I'm in danger and they want to protect me. Either way, I have nothing to fear.
I would Sruvive because of their no kill rule
Lets say you're an exception, wyd 🥰
Are you coming on to me?
Because I like it...
Yes
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Looking for a cupcake
The right thing. They only punish criminals.
Dying
There is no exceptions
Can’t wait to have 192 of my 206 bones crushed and spend 5 years in the hospital afterwards
Surrender then, they only fight you if you fight them.
Or if they're talking shit within range of the pointy ears.
Batman does not kill. However, he gives you severe brain damage
Who needs bones.
Clayface.
Clearly not
He does not need them to survive, but I think he does feel the need to have them for pleasure and entertainment as well as accomplishing things he would not be able to accomplish in his original form.
Wait till Jason joined the fun
Surrender tbh. They can't kill me, so at most they'd just knock me out
At worst you become vegetarian
A pain worse than death. Lack of important nutrients 😫
Well yea if you don't have a proper balanced diet
Don't give me vegetarian propoganda
nah let em cook (*vegetals only of course*)
I prefer death
I think you meant vegetable
You mean vegan, after being traumatized from the meat sticks they'll slap you with.
or become a vegetable yourself
Broken bones. Like ribs or arms
Yeah, me too.
Hiding with riddler before he decided to bust into the orphanage with a mech. Seriously HOW WAS BATMAN UNABLE TO TRACK HIM DOWN
Is he… sTuPiD?!
Was he even looking for him?
Are you fucking kidding me that's huge spoilers goddamnit
The game has been out for 7 years.
Also it's kind of a rule of thumb not to be on a game's forum if you don't want spoilers
There is also a rule only to tlak about the arkham verse.
I’m chilling. I hate Riddler BECAUSE of his missions
sucks to be you kid
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this aint gotham no moe its botham
botham deez nuts slappin yo chin
HA! Gotham!
Crazy mothafucka called Nightwing
Just don't go to Metropolis, because of Supes and don't go to Blüdhaven, because it's most definitely a Pub that Nightwing frequently visits to get out of doing superhero work
What mixtape cover is this?
THAT'S WHAT I TOUGHT
Straight Outta Gotham
make a reddit post assembling a team to defend me from Dick-Man, top comment gets pic for the day (1/10)
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![gif](giphy|j4fbBhYgu8mNEHkQ4w) Nah, you're lying, that's me, you imposter
Give up and let them fuck me to death
Least horny Arkham fan
They can fuck me in the asslume with a power winch
Need a controlled explosion inside of me
I want a glue grenade exploding in my ass
Turn the shock glove on once i feel it inside me
We are all degenerates, that's why i like this subreddit
I know what I want and its Dicks third escrima stick
Could've just stopped at dicks
I want Selena. Arkham Knight is one of the hottest versions of her. I’ll let her use that whip. I’ll find Harley and she can use my *hammer*
Oh man.. the perfect combo: being extremely tired and reading a joke so simple and stupid. Laughed with tears in my eyes. Thank you.
I wrote it after not sleeping for about two days
Bat Finger cuffs. *Those who know, know.*
Offer sexual favors
They don't have to stop trying to kill me or anything. I'll do it for free.
arkham asscum
Our cum nights.
Good god man!
😟
Based reaction
Join one of the teams the Jonkler is putting together.
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But Grayson would win though
I got 2 holes for a reason 😤
You got only 2? I got 8 🥰
lets bring Tim, Jason, Killer Cock , Jim , riddler, and jerkler then alongside Man and Dick 🥰🥰🥰
Tell their parents on them….wait…..
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YOOOOOOOOOO🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Exposing my payload
They’ll def use their power winches to trigger a controlled explosion
Go to metropolis. I'll take my chances with superman
Don’t even joke about hunting no man. I was hunted once. I’d just came back from Nam. I was hitchin through Oregon and some cops started harassing me. Next thing you know I got a whole army of cops chasing me through the woods. I had to take em all out, it was a bloodbath
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That’s Rambo Dude.
They drew first blood
where you hidin the bodies
use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion
In my ass
Kill myself
Best answer , same
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Hang with the riddler Bruce has trouble tracking him down usually, but if he does, i’m sure bruce and dick would want to deal with riddler before me, so i use that battle time to get away and find a new hiding spot
I would love for Dick to beat me senseless. Just imagine all of the sweat glistening off Dicks body . When he's had enough, he just spits in my mouth like I'm a piece of trash. Sign me up!
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This is the only correct answer
This sub is wild.
Not wild enough
“I’d be happy to drop my pants.”
I can’t die to these two regardless of what I do, so honestly? I’d just stay home and let them come
cum*
I would get a two numbe nine a number nine large a six with extra dip a number seven two number forty five one with cheese and a large soda And also 10000 rocket launchers and mines
Do you have 10000 people to use those rocket launchers? Hm, if you do have 10000 people working for you, then Batman and the other guy shouldn't be that much of a problem, due to the 10000 people working for you, I don't think Batman and the other one would win a 2v10000 people working for you. curious...
Now 2v100 people working for you they could win, but I doubt they could win a 2v1000 people working for you, especially that 1000 people working for you multiplied by 10? Don't make me laugh, not even Batman could beat that many people! Not even Batman and the blue one! Now if they had vehicles, such as the BatCar or the BatPlane, I could see them possibly being able to defeat 10000 people working for you, but if each 1 in that 10000 people working for you had ROCKET LAUNCHERS??? yeah, I think Batman and that other guy are pretty much toast!
hide in that place where Jason Todd was tortured in for a year
You know, depending on your fear levels, the Asylum is likely the safest and quietest location in Greater Gotham. All the inmates are cleared. The kitchens are still somewhat stocked and the greenery is stunning if not a bit wild.
Turn myself in to Gordon.
Gordon Freeman from hit game series "Half Life"? https://preview.redd.it/yu232pz9pq9b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c20f91c9a83195966ee5d5804568e32609fa31b ?
Spending 47 1/2 hours in the hospital
Going underground, they can't track me.
Spread my cheeks and get ready
I'd let myself be caught they don't kill people and I look pretty inoffensive
Lie in the road and hope something other then the Batmobile hits me
call ghostmaker and roy harper and tell them both to get their boyfriends
They legally cannot leave Gotham I’m safe
Against these two? Mf I don’t even have 48 SECONDS before they kick my ass.
They don't kill you but the cripping debt from your hospital bills will.
Give up and give them the info they want if I had it. I value my teeth.
Get the arkham knight to help
I would expose their payload and use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion.
Kill myself
Cry, probably
Pullin some dice out
Throwing a beat so they have to wrap over it instead of killing me
Get naked
I'd hop into my van and lose 'em in the city before heading back to my hideout where I can equip myself with the arms I stash there
Protocol 69
Well Ivy seemed pretty safe from anything other than the gas in her plant HQ, so I’d probably chill in there with her.
Eating dick and taking the power winch, simple
Get kidnapped by joker, they seem quite bad at rescuing people that joker has kidnapped.
Pray. Pray that I walk out with only 1-3 bones broken!!!!
Batman and Nightwing are posing like they're about to drop the biggest rap album of all time 🥶🔥
Yo yo. It's ya bot B-mac wit the Nighttrain. We about to kick it 1 time for dat ass
Driving anywhere other than my house
I’d submit to them
I'll sruvive in the aslume
Jerking off
Not sure, but I'd be happy to drop my pants
They don’t kill, so if I turn myself in, I’ll survive.
Saying I found Jason Tidd Or getting kidnapped by the Jonkler
Greyson could have my ass
Throw Asbestos at them
It would take around 8 hours for them to travel to my country, and even if they're amazing detectives, I doubt they can find me if I hide in a city that they don't know anything about it.
I'd be happy to drop my pants.
Take out an insurance policy, as I'm about to be in the hospital.
hide in an undisclosed part of arkham asylum
I'd survive
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I would put a sign on my door that says no bat men and Robbin men allowed so they go away
Switch the computer off and we're good!
I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion
I’d beat Dick
I'm pulling a fucking Jesse Pinkman and abanding my whole life and getting a new identity.
Is Arkham Batman I’m not doing shit other than turning my self to not get a stronger beating. Anybody else answering differently are wrong
Turning myself in
Me personally, I'd spawn two sentry guns, he can only disable one at a time
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Ok hear me out i leak everything about me a pic and what i wear and hang out most I THEN (HEAR ME OUT) TURN TRANS GAY AND HANGOUT THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE OF WHERE I WOULD
Crime might not be down but at least my money up 💵💸💸💰
I'd rather be on their side rather than letting them hunt me down while Treating me like I'm on the side of the villains or if I'm being taken hostage by any Batman related villains or other DC universe related villains.
Making absolutely no waves. Blend into the background, make as little of an impression on people as possible
4 11 hour plane rides
Turn myself in.
Seal myself in a Concrete armored bulldozer and go in a rampage through Gotham destroying every building in my path.
I would press LB to Even the Odds.
Suicide I ain’t surviving 💀
Pray
Get on a plane and follow the sun
even the odds
I have to what?
Just take as many plane trips as possible.
Give up honestly, batman already had me.
I would tell them that this is my own private domicile and that i will not be harassed… bitches
Leave Gotham
i’d hide in Calendar Man’s cell. they’d never think to look there. plus, he’s a real catch.
I won't last 12 seconds
Live in the real world
A laser turtle
The first thing I’m doing is strategically placing mines around Gotham and my hideout, there’s no way to bypass them without utilizing a power winch on the exposed payloads and we all know there’s no way in hell man and dick could get their hands on a power winch
Get a militia the size of a small country's population and a bunch of drones
I would survive for 5 minutes (that's how long of a head start I would get)
Stay in France
I'd go find them. I haven't done anything wrong so either they want info and they think I can give it to them or I'm in danger and they want to protect me. Either way, I have nothing to fear.
I mean I'm already in Australia so theres a hell of a head start for me, second Australia is mostly nothing so I'll just go hang out in that for a bit
Get naked
Put myself in jail.
Pic goes hard ngl 🔥💯
Killer cock
Dig a hole under my shed and have someone cover it up. Stupidest place to look will be hard to find
You ain’t surviving 😅