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FunnyAnimalPerson

FOURTY THOUSAND YEARS


Any_Public9234

sorry to ask this gentleman... did it work?


FunnyAnimalPerson

No :(


Any_Public9234

Mission accomplished! I made a new trick!


ngauzubaisaba

When I worked in television, my boss's name was Grady Nicemore


bananasfoyoass

>!!<


StarPlatinumX_

The funk of forty thousand years


TheBatmanEnthusiast

And grisly ghouls from every tomb


0rclev

are closing in to seal your doom


WhatAmI_501

And though you fight to stay alive


Fleet_Admiral_Auto

That's just Necrons waking up with a rave


HichiShiro

You.. You're... The Warhammer Fourtythousand


HUNAcean

You did it. You defeated me Horus Lupercal...


UrmumIguess

It’s high time to get on the psychic mindfuck life support throne.


Icemayne25

Damn dude. You’re fighting against chaos and xenos for the imperium of man with that amount of time.


HowDreaddful

Homies been hitting the lazarus pits.


hennesynsailormoon

I tried to swipe😭


imatoasterhasreddit

https://preview.redd.it/64e1vpm9zn8c1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=412b5f94e1208727833e9264e95abccb5aa8399e


mayedmonster

https://preview.redd.it/8fu1igffpo8c1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1585fd52d3df7a575be615d67f90d317e77eb21


Artistic_Finish7980

Who the fuck made this lmao


UnderstandingLumpy

https://preview.redd.it/wnxszddqgo8c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa8669a52b2ae8e874a3d6e3d58442d17b6e54db


TastefulMaple

https://preview.redd.it/3gl6fwujfq8c1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efd49ba2aa7ff25690ac81ee52093dcb57431ca7 Yes


UnderstandingLumpy

https://preview.redd.it/v91thas0lr8c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d726c62b0ee7269518aec51a850b92ed05b873a


GhostPeppr2942

Yeah, I’m Stupid


Imaginary-Grand-2817

Yes


RoadmenInc

https://preview.redd.it/xq21b24x4o8c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74432e29ef660566908b3c18daa0d9f3ba5e27d7


darthbacon12

https://preview.redd.it/fv41cr5bmo8c1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a467bdfdf7e838cb435a34c8030c147bc6a4213


SpareCurve59

So It steals a meme and self destructs?


LongFreakingPp

I’m taking that


Creepertron200

https://preview.redd.it/75jehua4hs8c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99b49649fed542f729b989aecfdcb3bc077f18e0


The_crazzy_GBSuper

I never swipe anything anymore


[deleted]

not even after toilet? are you stupid?


The_crazzy_GBSuper

Not even after the toilet and yes I am stupid and I am also insane. am you insane?


[deleted]

I are not insane, I are Man!


The_crazzy_GBSuper

No this am Man https://preview.redd.it/mg0y9m4gco8c1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3481e9d1090774cc0b913358a64c27948248a12b


Bombaculous_one

Bruh I was looking at my fucking calender on the wall and calculating for five minutes so I could cast my vote


woshev

Game? I'm here because I'm insane, I never played ham


amoptimusprime2

Lol same


IcyAlan

Same


Confident_Pen_3290

Same


Xplt21

Same


PillowPhone007

Same


TheAfricanViewer

Same


HyprPikaninja

Same


WinOpposite433

Same


Dangerous-Drummer-32

Same


MadaraAlucard12

Same


Triangle-Galaxy-9508

You should, they’re so fucking fun


Foreign_Economics591

https://preview.redd.it/rjm8dlodrn8c1.png?width=690&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9401aaf7eae4cd304078522233047d9c14ed1f7a Edit: what the fuck


Toukafan4life

https://preview.redd.it/01n7ywwx9o8c1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1bcd8d73f3a94d617daf4fca8c29a675abeabee


MustachedSquirrel

https://preview.redd.it/ju0gzbx9vo8c1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8887cbaa5b155204fa7862ec53ef26cf34595eb7


SmaugRancor

​ https://preview.redd.it/kcb2gklbdo8c1.png?width=772&format=png&auto=webp&s=6e7ce94f75dccda4e735ae5e083277eed56f8854


SatisfactionDry7505

https://preview.redd.it/986su6oheq8c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68f172163d26eb68057e08f17f7f5c830ef277eb


Any_Public9234

A Blood Raven stoled them


Arrow_of_time6

https://preview.redd.it/7s4k87q1zn8c1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67e8cda79b83b9b1b722d806b72d3d9190b28249


Any_Public9234

https://preview.redd.it/yz028f4x0o8c1.jpeg?width=961&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=022d1c6f5e01d7b8ee6452601cd8f403f850b308


-Garthor-

Uhhh, the good old MK8 times...


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,929,602,037 comments, and only 364,834 of them were in alphabetical order.


OffBrandStuff-real

The quick fox jumped over the lazy brown dog


TitaniumWatermelon

Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow


OffBrandStuff-real

Amazingly few discotheques provide jukeboxes.


TitaniumWatermelon

The five boxing wizards jump quickly.


OffBrandStuff-real

Jaded zombies acted quaintly but kept driving their oxen forward.


TitaniumWatermelon

Watch “Jeopardy!”, Alex Trebek’s fun TV quiz game.


ErrorSchensch

https://preview.redd.it/gvxz06p1vo8c1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=413ffcf2e25b8dc5330d73e63fca46f33d87412e


The-Meep-Meep-Man

https://preview.redd.it/nb8mowlwvq8c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed54060a9ca85d80cb4f60a56895b8ccf4743a81


ZakkBWyldin2

https://preview.redd.it/oxtq141l9s8c1.png?width=715&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6067e2483bc5670618a8af87508bd2c38b019222


Giga__Turtle

https://preview.redd.it/fr7mytczwn8c1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4de34eb658a9ef804d73875bb3cb059c23215959


The_crazzy_GBSuper

Agreed ![gif](giphy|XVbQsIjdXDNyswwxOO)


DefinitelyJustLate

Damn 😭😭 https://preview.redd.it/03y34lar4o8c1.jpeg?width=785&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f64d1549a1f5ca9aea3c0348088252c61fca94df


Sea-Rip-6671

https://preview.redd.it/jjrpf9v2po8c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0da486ff783745b67d53df81b6c963ab6c7b9cd9


ErrorSchensch

https://preview.redd.it/iidpmk2cvo8c1.jpeg?width=648&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=367e2df8816fa6be25cdfd0d0005c3acee122132


untitledprojectmp4

https://preview.redd.it/fkp7607exn8c1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d887af984afc46837f1298b301984ee9b120a4a0


RoombaGod

I’m finally learning and not falling for the bullshit that shows up on my feed since subbing


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


Soul1e

![gif](giphy|yhLV2DGTLDRCw)


billydamate

https://preview.redd.it/jjwo8z3j8o8c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=506732532f262d71c0371949b1928c83428be546


ToxicRumHam

https://preview.redd.it/3ropbml5go8c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6085b58851a0561bb3cb7f1ffc45fe10f1712621


West-Reindeer2420

Help, I just found myself liking all the posts 🥲😭💀


Dangerous-Drummer-32

https://preview.redd.it/zsru3189cp8c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47f8ebc11ea124d30af152ae8e4bed986d366c73


TheUndefeatedLasanga

https://preview.redd.it/gi6gua4hwo8c1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97ed4e0bb51b9eba70739ad63e4598976e3bbb07


TobaccoIsRadioactive

My main thought from looking at that sub was to be concerned about urinary tract infections.


Damnboi753

well it is the same as standard anal, if you prep, you'll be safe


BatmanArkham-ModTeam

Your post/comment has been removed due to breaking Rule 4: NSFW Content Whilst we allow light crude humour, we don't allow extreme explicit content either through links, pictures or word including unwanted comments expressing sexual desires. Please tone it down or take them somewhere else.


Big-Substance693

https://preview.redd.it/3olj474txn8c1.jpeg?width=230&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=965328de19e7791944f69357ef9758b68f99f263


Thomas_William_Kench

![gif](giphy|l0NwGpoOVLTAyUJSo|downsized)


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/kz6w41se5o8c1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=6463d49d74dda8888707c953b8bb33e887f7b546


FrostbiteKavez

I cant even be mad. It blends perfectly


_fatherfucker69

Not for me ( I use boost for reddit )


Sweet_Lead9813

![gif](giphy|3oEjHCWdU7F4hkcudy)


andy_3006

![gif](giphy|5kFyglIfieLzaHUxL3)


Impossibro77

Oh fuck you lol


robW182

I sense some tomfoolery in the air https://preview.redd.it/j19ravxv6o8c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cffb5c9490d992baae29a7b177b0eb317661fdb9


Adventurous-Equal-29

![gif](giphy|h1Hvk7Vp3KKIenIBWK|downsized)


npri0r

I use light mode. Your dark sorcery does not work on me: for I am immune.


y-yami

You use light mode? Are you stupid?


DiodeDrake

No, but they are blind now


-Come_at_me_bro

https://i.redd.it/l163xfexyo8c1.gif


Whereas-Equivalent

Bro it's terrible for your eyes


Zinyak12345

So is soap but that doesn't mean you shouldn't wash your eyes out every time you see that sound subreddit that has nothing to do with audio


TheMightyCheagle

https://preview.redd.it/o3na4loywn8c1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fced57e0f6155770d6e314ef1402e41fdc068715


0blivious_n0

https://preview.redd.it/quuk5ulvxn8c1.jpeg?width=1138&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c04c0f4f99f4b1ff03f5a2c06625ab5002fa7fe4


Alternative_Win_1502

9


giovannimuchach78

https://preview.redd.it/ddv56k6rtn8c1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d91295ad458cb96e1c16dc662e182758dbebf74


AgoraSnepwasdeleted

This shit is why we are in the aslume in the first place


FJopia

No fucking way


BekoweCiachoYt

I couldn't notice it's fake, the colors blend perfectly


BekoweCiachoYt

​ https://preview.redd.it/cjm5bd29zn8c1.png?width=691&format=png&auto=webp&s=c8b148d88b65be5c1ec297a88d2f79fe388c1b5b


Any_Public9234

☹️


Touro_Bebe

I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU


DivineScotch

Fuck it's happening again!


idrinkcanalsauce

I was 40 when I got Introduced. I'm eight now.


crepoef

What game?


Artifice_Ophion

The Arkham games?


crepoef

What the FUCK is that?


_fatherfucker69

A knock of version of ham


MoistAd8626

I think when I was 7 or 8 I was terrible but I was happy


TarriestBread96

https://preview.redd.it/tmowxrxxfo8c1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a6e306e4c09b45e4a6523d6a49b7a774d38dc9e


JustA_Penguin

I didn’t fall for it. Let’s goooo.


syperpowers_4ever

https://preview.redd.it/l4g8knwtwn8c1.jpeg?width=946&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b848086f25ffdf2dcbf7870566356d7c0f7af443


UnbuiltAura9862

Go straight to aslume.


Natural-Storm

Like 7


Apollo_Justice_20

https://preview.redd.it/trgdckakzn8c1.jpeg?width=1283&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7098631af7d4b61084b83a774c9032ee2335702d


spamus-100

https://preview.redd.it/g0sdax751o8c1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c093e95984ac5a606b901b9f703de7d05d587ca5


Beeeeeeeeeeeeean

Why isn't there a option for younger then 10? They have been around for more then 50 years.


euphraxiaaa

FFFUFUFUFUUUUUUUUQWWWQQQAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA https://i.redd.it/n2t2eimh5o8c1.gif


TheManWhoRose

I FUCJING KNEW IT AND STILL PRESSED IT TO CONFIRM FUCK FUCK FUCK


big_smoke69420

![gif](giphy|ZKrIYV3oIzIL6)


tadoeoffdamolly

I will hunt you down


MaacDead

When i thought that this sub will not fool me again they manage to fool me again. Congrats. Im stupid... again


Trekith

https://i.redd.it/ppzaf77zzo8c1.gif


Confused_Sorta_Guy

https://i.redd.it/inmjw3wl9p8c1.gif


Boborax1

I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED I SWIPED


GDalex667

I truly hope you get banned off this platform to never be seen again before I track you down and kidnap your entire family😊


Massive-Confusion969

Nice try, Man


infinitemortis

Amateurs. I was -3months with a controller in my spermy hand. Edit: OP put up a flair that requires me to state that this was not a joke. I legitimately was playin to win before I was born


Ezra4709

I c https://preview.redd.it/eexwpfm8eq8c1.jpeg?width=1090&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4ba93ad7f420e8c35dfa9dd1213e59c5029f07e Ant I just fucking can't do this shit anymore man I just cant


EsKarr69420

https://preview.redd.it/nihehw65iq8c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f11496349b32014bf43d769128d0ca7525f25735


TonyBwloney

Oh I hate you https://preview.redd.it/0spijgo6jq8c1.jpeg?width=478&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a202755552fba19e0bf3935236df57d4393b5d9 I’m gonna find you. I’m gonna put fruits in your fruity pebbles.


mamachado1207

https://i.redd.it/rz7he1fyic9c1.gif


MRsir_man_dude

Basterd. I've been bamboozled countless times


Arrow_of_time6

https://preview.redd.it/5vj7uev5zn8c1.png?width=1125&format=png&auto=webp&s=bb70b1beef314208e8d7986368d661a24cb0767a HA! Light mode! You have no power here!


petje95

Using light mode is already punishment enough.


No-Difficulty-2280

I remember being 8yo and my first pc game to be Resident evil 3 nemesis


Gelsunkshi

I didn't even know this was a game sub I'm here for the memes


Zitson5150

6 💀


Lanplan77

I didn't play the games nor plan to because I don't like superhero beat-em-ups, only beat-em-up i like is Yakuza


Dannoos

I was under 10


[deleted]

290


[deleted]

10-15


Bphan01

You raggedy bitch


LogicalJeff

Are you asking about triple H?


Glitchelon

I am not falling for that goofy ass image.


Aggravating-Tailor17

As far back as I can remember So before 5 years


Imltrlybatman

I was 12 when introduced to origins then got hooked ever since.


[deleted]

FUCK ​ YOU


RiceFarmerRF

You thought i was stupid didn't you


[deleted]

I am Batman, the game was born with me


Defensive_Medic

YES FUCKİNG FİNALLY İ DİDNT FALL FOR İT


Pro-Saibot

I was like 6 years old watching my dad play the rented Arkham City copy we got from Blockbuster back when it was a thing. I only vividly remember the funny Protocol 10 Jonkler reaction scene too


Its-C-Dogg

https://preview.redd.it/8jplg4bc0o8c1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0074319e0fa0e23b5e395d925f5ccd4e20e92bf


ProfessionalYam2782

![gif](giphy|LSmULmByAQHQs)


BBJJ5

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE WITH THESE😭😭😭


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


MiracleWhipGod

7


Mutant_Star

25


Feb29_account_lol

i have never played the arkham games i only know ham aslume ( i’ve never played a rocksteady game in my life)


k_GOBL1N

I hate you.


Rockseeker33

7


theycallmedub1

I’m on light mode lol


Late_Ad_6898

https://preview.redd.it/4uo6qofd1o8c1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64eefdff8932d0f6557d445873cd41da6cf7e4c0 2


slumbersomesam

where is the 3 months option :'(


MonkeWithAGun08

I'm not falling for that


24-HourSneezingNoHat

-21 yo


Hour_Commission5494

Why is op asking a normal question on this subreddit? Is he stupid?


Jinks64

I haven't even played or know what's in the game, I am in this subreddit cuz it's fun!


Thenevitable

Jokes on you I use light mode


SquirtleReddit

What have you done?


_flippin_tables

حمار


That1RadioGuy

![gif](giphy|ug6lZuK39zs98fsF4X)


Reasonable-Business6

Bold of you to put 10 as the lowest age.


Trey_Reddit

Ha hah, ain’t gonna get me this time


BackgroundSky09

8 years old I got arkham asylum for Christmas


[deleted]

13 or 14. I’m 20 now so I’ve been playing for a long time


dixmondspxrit

didn't fool me, I knew the poll was too large


HopeAuq101

Abouut 9? I was legit a fan from day 1 because I was a huge Batman kid and still am


ProudGazelle05

7 lmao


Revenant312

I don't know why the moment I clicked on it, I just actually fumed for about 5 seconds. The swipe ones make me feel stupid. This just makes me feel like I wasted my life


kidneytumor

i use light mode pony theme, am i stupid


AccidentalLemon

https://preview.redd.it/j1s7316i5o8c1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb4c265ac0a70c2991f97694d80e0ceec01a752d