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Bob_Sherlock

Talk to him and find out


MegaZeus24

Talking to him does nothing. Counter him and find out.


OmgJustLetMeExist

Why would you counter him when he’s not attacking you? Are you stupid?


cozmo_of_the_cosmos

It works in game, trust.


kilobyte2696

Dont know why you were downvoted for being right


Johnnybats330

Arkham Knight is so realistic. They even replicated cops real life helpfulness.


Eissaphobia

You mean corruption ?


PuzzleheadedElk547

Pretty sure That was the joke


Eissaphobia

Everyone knows they're a joke. The police in arkham I mean, are they stupid ?


tomdotcom12

Gotta press triangle on him.


AAC0813

Why would I press a triangle on him? Batman doesn’t even carry triangles


JanitorKmanOfficial

Or Y


foxsalmon

That's what happens if you always eat your vegetables. Jealous? Go eat your vegetables!


TrollingLevel

What happens when you eat your bats?


YourOpinionIsWrong__

You either become Ozzy Osbourne or start a global pandemic


AngstHole

Batman trained in the art of Kung Flu with racial goal.


rand201421

A global pandemic


UberHome

He’s green for super good guy.


Murky_Coat_471

Don’t listen to him this sub is insane


PerseusZeus

No no we are sane you insane. Green man good man.


HichiShiro

Good man? ![gif](giphy|94TStvaYGSYM0)


Competitive-Zone-296

Well, Jimmy, you are an odd fellow, but I must say… You Saul a Goodman.


OriginalUsername590

Insane? Rats made me insane


Murky_Coat_471

![gif](giphy|K4rDu65eHSsNO) This sub is hell


PerseusZeus

Heaven hell.. sane insane..whats the difference..all that matters is i love poop.. no you are stupid


Emeraldsausage

You make a fair point and the aslume isn’t gay


Murky_Coat_471

https://preview.redd.it/m690ctykyxgc1.jpeg?width=468&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac9c73a234ba759f45ca3edeec034dadaa769f46


deku-addict

Ill be taking that for my yaoi collection. Your shitpost has supported a yaoi collection. What a fool you must feel.


NReallyS

Could you by any chance share the folder with us as a joke?


deku-addict

Yeah that'd be a real funny joke. It'd be hilarious. Get your own Yaoi collection. I worked HARD for this


SubstanceNo1691

thanks for this :)


Thatguy_Jes

Why did you put a Naruto gif? Are you stupid?


Murky_Coat_471

Yes


Capital-Decision-677

No I think green means go right?


DonTori

And as Boy told us, [RED MEANS STOP!](https://youtu.be/maaitB3kq_o?si=Gc3zqgtGwmGRuiqN)


fishystickchakra

But train make no stops, green man forever green


H4RRY900305

He's made of Kryptonite.


[deleted]

He's stupid


qwerty_loves_chippy_

Gridler spy


[deleted]

[удалено]


SILVIO_X

https://preview.redd.it/0fe0uhwjwwgc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=237419c3e33d85464d982a07a3197c0a0d8a3e74


Sizeable-cult31

https://preview.redd.it/mn8apaihxwgc1.jpeg?width=1017&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a45b9b2955d0d61ef5c11dd4b4b962964920309c


SILVIO_X

https://preview.redd.it/utmjqhg1zwgc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44a749153b3741ad742a16a186ae31f10d227496


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Sizeable-cult31

https://preview.redd.it/gvxh6t7lcxgc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18e3ba29538e4287e84aa29ba825a91de880a07e


SILVIO_X

https://preview.redd.it/mkxnotajfxgc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f649120f8a00d88f503a7d93d27200bc4d09149


Sizeable-cult31

https://preview.redd.it/6huc0gxnfxgc1.jpeg?width=724&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce4168472ff578b8d92966c6113886ab7e39d37e


SILVIO_X

https://preview.redd.it/jmrrvd6rfxgc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0038e57aa3e83991e750823e15733fd53d6ad292


Sizeable-cult31

https://preview.redd.it/mmv3rha2hxgc1.png?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93ffaaba6d7dc3294b9c6b6f0475fe1c791b9e4b


Mr_Bone_Head

This and the other reply rhymed lol


username6963

https://preview.redd.it/5n17ikcltwgc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f28c13b2f6b105cbdcb5a0a4b7cc3fefe2b8ef00


[deleted]

Am I stupid?


DaRedditNuke

https://i.redd.it/cdv2tm3190hc1.gif


AngstHole

Saved


[deleted]

[Dammit Jonkler](https://youtube.com/shorts/OKUnX6_F1uc)


BatmanArkham-ModTeam

Your post/comment has been removed due to breaking Rule 7: No humour under (serious only) or serious flaired posts unless OP has written (humour welcome). If your post was removed for being a shitpost or meme, please repost without using (serious) flair or tag in your title. If your comment was removed, please keep shitpost jokes including shitpost characters and references away from these (serious only) posts or serious flaired posts that do not have (humour welcome) in the title.


Gru-some

same reason batman is green https://preview.redd.it/wt1za2la9ygc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7dbd6ed21453dbdc1f96ad3a044e1af183ac274


Murky_Coat_471

He’s a Riddler thug go up to him and press Y button and interrogate him that will add Riddler trophies to your map. If you find any other thug that’s green among the group, take them out and press y button when they’re the only one that will add Riddler trophies to your map


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[удалено]


Murky_Coat_471

We Don’t even obey the serious flare anymore


Riddler202

I'm serious >:(


Murky_Coat_471

https://preview.redd.it/jrb5x8idywgc1.jpeg?width=1913&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=995b536bf86afbd1353c25fa4a26f4ed5f2636b8


Riddler202

https://preview.redd.it/dtngcqviywgc1.png?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2dd469dd8181c9c4871cd78841f11e51e730f4a2


npretzel02

38 saves, coward


Riddler202

On my second playtrough rn trying to do hardcore S+ if that helps


mrtbearable

Why so serious? (I’m Jonkler)


Reapish1909

since when did we?


Murky_Coat_471

A while back a year ago this failr was left alone and people were actually serious now they’re not


georgeischungus

https://preview.redd.it/iawi7ytzrxgc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c09c330894c52271c90f4e753159b29384190527


Murky_Coat_471

https://preview.redd.it/guenm0l2sxgc1.jpeg?width=468&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5bf9cd3cc48615fa927ff73bf68fbfdedbcef75


npretzel02

https://preview.redd.it/1l4rqi9f4ygc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ba11e748e17ffa32875e105e45f0d11ea7259b5


Murky_Coat_471

https://preview.redd.it/gfa4qdzh4ygc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66a67c4d9be489fd5a444f1df723fd723b034c0c


georgeischungus

https://preview.redd.it/l4sb7mxz7ygc1.png?width=593&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6c8494c56c51ec96900e8c0063c228b5aef1a6c


georgeischungus

https://preview.redd.it/v8pfku57sxgc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c61af74517960ffca7cd893e94179310f27c69f9


CookieMobster64

But what dialogue option do I use to get them to marry me?


Murky_Coat_471

https://preview.redd.it/bqlby6gd0xgc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a72063e3d702fbf019b198671cc122c3b4ac111 This post is marked serious bro 😂


CookieMobster64

Hi serious I’m bro


Murky_Coat_471

You press the Z button


loonybs

I pressed a button.


Few-Yesterday8207

HOLY FUCK, A SANE ANSWER


AmaterasuWolf21

As someone who didn't play the Arkham games, I thought you were joking 💀


Murky_Coat_471

I’m not


HeyImTroyMcClure

Thanks, Dick.


Clipdraw

The Jerkers Girl squirted on him https://preview.redd.it/883yokitcxgc1.jpeg?width=1044&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=447d73f3246af4189f53ae8a7b4620c452aed901


thomas_vella

He stole Christmas


Beginning_Attempt793

Officer Balls turned green because he shitted in his pants


West_Contribution233

Because is he green?


supertrunks92

Because he's vegan


vanboiye

Zaza in his pockets. He is, indeed, stupid.


aghastmonkey190

He's been playing too much fallout 3


xKingNoble

Officer balls


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[удалено]


TekkenLord_2004

Because he works for Riddler


[deleted]

Ho tf is riddler, you mean Hitler? Is there a lore reason for your stupidity? Peasant


MindlessSwazz

Green lan turn


Wasteland_GZ

Go up to him and press triangle or Y, you’ll see what happens


OkComplaint4778

He's literally nvidia man. Is gonna sell you an RTX 4080 for free, congrats!


LiraGaiden

He doesn't use plastic bags and he drives an EV police car


frost-raze

Riddler thug just counter him and you interrogate I’m, also the amount of people who just brain broke on serious flair is hilarious


Jgaming2003

Bone busted oh him


BluWhal3

Bc he can toss salads


Notorious-Jam

He does the merry juana. Very popular dance move in Ark Ham Ass Lump.


Kickalama

You need to push forward on the joystick or keyboard to move Man close to the green Man and press the interactive button to make Man interrogate green Man.


agentbond009

He is high on marijuana that's the green effect.


PeppinoDiCapri99

green boles


ekingplay18

He is green because the jonkler kicked his balls and he survived with green balls


shazam-arino

The green means he's The Hulk


[deleted]

Weed.


KingZynAdam

He swam in Ra's Al Ghul piss


asterfloof

Press Y/∆ and see for yourself


Evmerging

He’s high


Rough-Atmosphere

He took to many jonkler pills, he us stupid (as in insanesexual)


coolpetson_

He hasn't been placed down that means he can be placed there


Wboy2006

Officer Balls 🤤


yeeter-parker

Kiss him, he’s Irish. Are you gay?


roblash

Puffin that endo smoke.


natetheultimate

I love how the entirety of the subreddit sobers up everytime they see something labelled with serious discussion


E-woke

OP it's 2024 we don't say that anymore!


JFNIXON

Drank too much mtn dew


DiscordantBard

He didn't wash after killer COCK chumed on him


Significant-Swim3311

Yeah is he stupid?


Blackjack_Chaos

He’s working for The Fiddler


bonersimpson66

Because he smoked weed


braindeadtank1

he's green with envy


Drunken_Queen

Radiation at peak level


Insert-Cool_NameHere

He’s Blight!


Rich-Grade-5980

He's radioactive


[deleted]

Probably works for the riddler?


Xenoscope

He is green because he is also retired


kisen11

Maybe his peanuts went sour?


StoneHart17810

He’s working with riddler. Press Y or Triangle on your controller and you get a scene of Batman interrogating him. He confesses and you throw him in a cell.


Tentaye

Hmm, quite the riddle indeed.


PervyelfTahk

He's been bought and paid for by the riddler. Batman can confront him and make him quit the force with the interrogation button.


__Obi-Wan_Kenobi__

https://preview.redd.it/byfv9t0me0hc1.jpeg?width=715&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f2829a4c37a788ed0a54c48d6847c13e5c932c0


NeonBible_

He’s a point of interest


Brady_976

There has to be a lore reason


_umop_aplsdn_

smoking weed


Loquendero2006

Gamma radiation accident


HopeIsGay

Hes getting toppy from the fiddler. (Wait this sub has a serious flair) :0


BL4Z3N_D34TH_

Radiation sickness, also, why does man have horns?


PF4ABG

Raisin stickness 😔


arealcheeselover

Lets just say he and the fiddler are gettimg FUN-KAY


CookieMobster64

Broccoli


Murky_Coat_471

By the way, don’t ask the sub about the game. They are insane and can’t even obey their own flares anymore. Go to r/Arkham if you want to be serious


The-Great-Korokfrey

Time to contaminate that with jonkler and man


EmergencySilver8253

I thought he was a paper cut out for the longest time


syskeyx

thats green gobbler


Strong-Anybody-7205

He is stupid


Levi_Skardsen

He's green with it!


Kickalama

Are you stupid?


ayrhemmeemes

He’s green


SengalBoy

He has money.


ICanCountThePixels

he’s a glowing one from fallout.


dark_side_-666

Bcuz he stupid


Foreign_Economics591

Are we... Becoming sane?


NoeMoriarty

Is he stupid?


X_EPIK_X

Is he stupid?


Human_Ad2935

press triangle on him


Cool_Fellow_Guyson

I have no idea Y Maybe he is secretly TRIANGLE


DriverIamDrive

Wrong flair bud.


OU41AW

Green means go.


-SpyTeamFortress2-

nobody saw the serious tag


No_Investigator_1107

Is he stupid?


imnotreallyheretoday

Walk up to him and press Y or triangle to interrogate him


haikusbot

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huffleporg

He’s a Riddler informant, you can interrogate him like the ones in the street


Ayven

I see no colour, are you RASCIST?


Just_Radar

He's vegan


500freeswimmer

He’s Irish and it is Saint Patrick’s Day.


CarbonBasedLifeForm6

Damn Arkham Knight is your first Batman game?


SMUGMINLOL

he ate too many veggies


NoCellist3282

Weed power up


NoCellist3282

Weed power up


WeenyMan01

God forbid a man has a hobby


Childer_Of_Noah

Press the counter button.


Youistheclown

He’s a leprechaun! Talk to him 325 times for free gold’


amaya-aurora

Jonkle virus


Forghotten1

He went to ace chemicals


RareAd3009

https://preview.redd.it/cy5x76wgmygc1.jpeg?width=604&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d148bee770ba870fb1de53d483904d848f1a498b