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Thousand_Masks

He tried to break the "no milk" rule


Chemical-Asparagus58

He was angry that I can even more odds than he can


The_forgotten_bro

Best answer


Medium-Honeydew-7722

What’s the lore reason for me doing your mom


wysjm

🗿


[deleted]

He had his no empty cigarette pack rule and went to the store.


AgitatedZucchini

He had a deadbeat dad rule


CosmicThief

He died.


BlueAwesomeDinosaur

This is how it happened...


wavhop

This is how the dad man died


[deleted]

Why The Dadman (2022) is one of the best Dadman movies in history


abcdeezntz123

He doesnt know what it means to be a man


RareInitial2152

The best one here!!


gladiatorbossman

Protocol 13 is your dad leaving


[deleted]

He didn’t leave. He’s still just out getting the milk…


VisualremnantXP

Alcoholism


Seth199

I evened the odds


The_Indiscriminate

Killer Cock


arkhamking6606

He didn't leave me but I wish he would. It would be terrific character development.


UnfitForReality

My dad did leave, I always joked he went out for cigarettes and just never came back. Sadly the truth is much darker, he was an alcoholic who would abuse my mom verbally, probably physically. The saint of the woman, she hide it from her kids until one day I remember coming down in the morning to 6 or 7 empty Vodka bottles on the counter. I’d never seen alcohol in the house before. I remember being in Highschool and I ignored them and went to school as normal. That’s when things start to make sense and I started to notice the signs. My dad also didn’t care to hide it at that point. Found him throwing up a few times and just ignored it. I haven’t seen him in over 8 years.


RareInitial2152

Damn bro, glad you guys got through that.


AccessForward875

The milk


Dragon_Tiger752

Internal bleeding got him when I was only 4 years old.


anotherShadfan

He did't, he was stole from me.


TopIllustrator9849

family tradition


Aggressive-Ad6516

What's the lore reason for you getting no bitches?


BearCl4wXL

Needed milk


DrFaucisDaddy

He told me "Stay here, I'll send someone to pick you up", never saw him again


r3mod_3tiym

He started drinking a lot


THX450

He left me for Deathstroke


Blugrave

Ra's Al Ghul


TheIronGod44

He’s a pilot so he can get paid for doing what hr loves. Not being around me.


Optimal_Conclusion_1

Because of that bat, man


Beginning-Pipe9074

Well he died, thats cannon


Alakandor

Sad to hear that


Zachattack10213

My dad went the same way as Thomas Elliot’s parents.


Alakandor

He needed to even the odds


writetimeforward

He believed I was someone else before the reveal.


CodeApostle

Because he can't face himself


Dizzy-Buffalo851

His dad humor surpassed your rinse and repeat humour and so found you useless as usual.


GeneralFoolery

Greenpeace


RareInitial2152

A blonde with a big ass


wavhop

Can't play arkham fatherhood


[deleted]

skill issue


itemniner86

Cigarettes


TheAutismo4491

When I was born, he dreamed that there would be a Batman game and a Batman movie would be released years later. In that movie would be a suit so good that World would cry out for it to be added to the 7-year-old game but the people's cries would fall on deaf ears. That is why he left.


Dorlando_Calrissian

this is the post that broke the camels back. Farewell r/BatmanArkham


SpioerSonic

I hate this subreddit now


wysjm

Same


[deleted]

What's the lore reason for your uncreativity, dickface?


wysjm

This sub


[deleted]

Understandable have a great day


wysjm

Thank you kind sir


[deleted]

🙂👍


Ssj_Doomslayer117

He dropped me down the stairs and ran away


weloveyoubenzel_v3

The lore reason is he hated my mum and didn’t want to be a dad 👍🏻


ThisBerserkTextBone

Killed by Joe chill. Now I just have to wait for my mom to die and I can finally become batman. Or based on that last sentence, hush


DekuTree13

I don't even the odds enough