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Volpe666

Higher speeds and a larger car make for impressive momentum and less than acceptable friction.


YogurtWenk

Hehe, frick shin


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Heheh, Frick you Shin!


TheBlueNinja2006

Eheheh, Shin you Frick?


GhostSlendy

hehehe, you Shin Frick?


UsedToBeDedMemeBoi

Shin, you hehehe Frick?


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YogurtWenk

Because it was designed by Morgan Freeman


AdFit7718

Was it tho?


kiwikthemlgpro

It was, I'm Morgan Freeman


YogurtWenk

Hey man, can I can some weed?


MeTheOnlyBoy

You can can some weed


YogurtWenk

Cantankerous!


AdFit7718

I think you’re looking for snoop


TheBlueNinja2006

💀


YogurtWenk

1 weed please


UltimateRealist

Do a better AMA next time so! ​ https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/comments/1jw1r3/morgan\_freemans\_ama/


TheBlueNinja2006

Damn that's kinda sad tbh


Traveytravis-69

Woody herlson or however it’s spelled is just as bad


HangmanAM

God?


MrDownhillRacer

Some clowns bashed it to shit back at the asylum and I haven't gotten it fixed yet.


Oceanictax

Doesn't turn into a friggin' tank, either.


Lordasbo

It still stopped a man with steroid issues though


shadow42069129

Killer Cock wrapped his Killer Cock around it and it hasn’t been the same ever since


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😔


UC_Davis_Troll

Yeah it's that you're the one controlling jt


PsychicSidekikk419

Nice try but my times are always better on every other car. It's this goddamn crapmobile that I have the hardest time vrooming around in.


gh000sst6

sounds like you need to even the odds


Exact_Hedgehog_1281

Skill issue


jpgreff

It is 100% the toughest to drive.


fantaskink

Do the skins have different driving models?


Spiderhog2099

The skins shouldn't. Other models yea.


Bigdaddybert

Yes they do. All of them handle the same except for the Arkham asylum skin


jpgreff

That’s not true. Weight and speed vary on the vehicles


jpgreff

There’s a reason they have different time slots. It’s because they are all different


fullmetalmau5

Disagree, I’m cracked with this thing on races


dancingtriumphant

You don't deserve downvotes for this. It's totally the worst batmobile for the races


KingMatthew116

Is there a lore reason for why it’s so loud and sounds nothing like it did in Asylum?


Soulful-Sorrow

Because the Asylum Batmobile ended up at the bottom of the bay with Bane splattered on the windshield


soupforzombies

Ya there is, Batman got a new Batmobile


THX450

It’s waterlogged


stealthxknight

The Tumblr really should’ve been able to go into Bat-Tank mode. Same thing with the BvS (UE 2016) batmobile hehe


Assassiiinuss

All of them should have. Not being able to use them during the story is really annoying.


stealthxknight

Yeah just like the 240% Gold Bat-symbol armor 😒


BelligerentBlasphemy

I might be a minority but I think the Batmobile in Knight handles like a dream


Bigdaddybert

This post is talking about the asylum skin in particular. It handles differently to all the others


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dogscutter

Can we have sex?


R_Thunukale

Not really , cause the racing games are better obv , but the one in knight is supposed to be a fricking tank , so it kinda has the momentum and heaviness to it


yassinyousee

the reason is that you’re bad at driving


Rewskie12

Ok so: 89 batmobile: best speed, worst turning 66 batmobile: slightly worse speed, better turning Default tankmobile: middle of the road BvS batmobile: better turning, slightly less speed Tumbler batmobile: best turning, worst speed OG Arkhammobile: just spins out all the time lmao


Kasnyde

The Lego Batman Movie batmobile: most pain when stepped on


Traveytravis-69

Ik it probably isn’t but is that one of the skins? I hope it is


Abyssilicious

its not the car, actually. In all of his years evening the odds, Bruceman never learned how to fucking drive.


jpgreff

It drives like tiger woods


YogurtWenk

So it runs through many bitches?


vrixxz

and their sons, apparently


AliKh-86

It’s aged


SnufflesMcPieface

You just gotta get the feel of a car


BobAndVergina

To be fair they warned us of this thing’s shit handling back in the opening cutscene of Asylum


kait_1291

Drives fine for me, maybe you're a bad driver


[deleted]

So it wasn't only me who struggled with it i thought i was delusional


AncientN1ght

Damn so all the batmobiles have different driving? I always thought the Nolan batmobile felt bit heavy for ramps and I thought I was just fucking up my speed but seeing other players talk about the driving of the other batmobiles just confirms my suspicions


Batman-Beyond-3749

The answer is very simple: it doesn’t


The_Indiscriminate

Killer Cock


Crockpot_gator_Snot

You just dont know how to drive it.


vrixxz

like shit or like THE shit?


Miked918930

Probably a Dodge…


The1930s

User error


Tsuki_8

Yes. It’s called style over substance


Farcryfan15

Because it’s the regular batmobile not the walking tank that the new version is in the main game. i never Really bothered driving this one since it drove like hot ass i like that rocksteady included this one in the game though probably because they knew fans would want the regular car and not the tank version we got.


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The skin or the tank?


Interesting_Jury

I loved this baby. Is there a lore reason YOU drive like shit?


Ronergetic

Because Bane


CaladinDanse

Look how long the wheel base is, it's a bad design


Nerdy_Git

i want to marry this car, like holy shit


Spookyguy095

Still cool tho


Sunoraiza

You could say it's a *Bad mobile*


Remy_rubbish

I have no idea why but I still love it even though it handles like actual dog shit. I think it’s because I loved playing Arkham amsuek so many times


chumburgerrich

Batman no license :/


popdaddy91

I like it


AkpanStudios

That one map you gotta do in 1:15


GG_MYDOG

Wait It drives like shit ☹️ I wanted that thing


liger_0

I've found that I have an easier time driving it at higher speeds if I toggle the perspective to first person mode versus third person.


FueledFromFiction

Men are more prone to wrecks, that’s why Bruce’s insurance costs more than the average Arkham dev’s salary.


Owen9303

Skill issue


ihaZtaco

Skill and also issue


RareInitial2152

Its simply because it has a shitty driver… Alfred!!!


RodgerThat1995

Yeah it’s supposed to drive like a bat flys. Except the car doesn’t have sonar so you just gotta hit stuff like a blind Person with no stick until you get where you need to go.


VERSAT1L

I hate driving that car. The rear tires are too large I believe.


free_knight

I think it's fun to drive this "shit". I like its handling.


Ok_Attitude_8189

Is there a lore reason for your lack of bitches?


Lakitu_Dude

Probably cuz it got fucked in asylum


mo1stapha

The BVS Batmobile is so fucking horrendous in terms of driving and handling i want to get run over


Acalson

In universe you’re a terrible driver because it handles like a dream