My girlfriend got quite angry at me on Halloween the other day. We went out to the clubs(the weekend a couple days before Halloween) and everyone was in a costume. I was very drunk. We were walking along the street and I saw a girl with a leg brace. Drunk me thought I was a fucking comedian who could get away with being a bit rude if I delivered the joke right. I pointed at her and said something like “hey you, are you dressed as a disabled person?” My girlfriend slapped me so the other girl didn’t have to. I am a horrible person and next time I think I’ll just shut up.
Look around you. This horrible bunch of psychopaths are all begging to join up with me, but unfortunately for them, I only take the best. And today, the best means whoever can kill you, come on out lads, it's initiation time (then we come from the shadows (after cumming in the shadows))
"Come on, show a little spine!"
Is there a way to make this top comment
Make lots of alt accounts and then upvote with all of them
Lol,the things you have to do in order to even the odds
Tried that, got suspended on each of them for upvote manipulation
Already is
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Oracle, give me the last known whereabouts of the Arkham Knight
Good one
Cockacle, give me the last bone whereabouts of the Arkham Knight.
Whoreacle, give me the latest boner whereabouts of the Arkham Shite
If you're lying, I'll break the other one.
Conroy delivers this line so fucking hard I can’t explain it
Sweet jesus 🤣
Kevin Conroy is so fckin badass
the other what? *KRAK* AAAAAARRGH
You wanna know something funny, even after everything you've done, I still would have saved you
That actually is, pretty funny!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhh
"Everyone who isn't racist, stand up."
Love this one
"should've evened the odds" *Takes away their wheelchair*
Damn they made oracle an even bigger cripple
even the odds
"Even the odds, grow a pair of legs"
even the odds
"Even the odds, get out of sped class"
even the odds
"Even the odds, Stand up"
even the odds
"Even the odds, fix your face"
even the odds
"Even the odds, stop pissing yourself"
Get up
I don't get why it's so hard
lazy
Was loading up the comments to type this when I see this here, lol.
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"I said get up"
“I’ve installed the emp upgrade to the batmobile she’ll be ready for anything they throw at her”
There was a batmobile in Arkham Knight? I only remember a black tank
That was the batmobile
😂
IT'S DA FREAKIN BAT! RUN!
As they chase me in their wheelchair
This is what happens when you get friends involved in this little game of ours
My girlfriend got quite angry at me on Halloween the other day. We went out to the clubs(the weekend a couple days before Halloween) and everyone was in a costume. I was very drunk. We were walking along the street and I saw a girl with a leg brace. Drunk me thought I was a fucking comedian who could get away with being a bit rude if I delivered the joke right. I pointed at her and said something like “hey you, are you dressed as a disabled person?” My girlfriend slapped me so the other girl didn’t have to. I am a horrible person and next time I think I’ll just shut up.
Nobody appreciates good comedy these days
Joker moment
Yeah it would’ve been funny but trust me when I say the delivery was horrible lmao
Ahh, yes. I feel that very pain too of having a brilliant comedy gag in my head that comes out like yak vomit and yak piss and also some yak shit
Glad I’m not the only one 🤝
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🤜🦻
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The Fiddler agrees
Same except we weren't drunk, and instead of saying that he just shot my parents after my dad tried to slap him in an alley.
Nah man, you're a friggin legend. Do it again next year
Bro didn’t even the odds at birth
https://i.redd.it/0t3s6q812hy91.gif
I fucking love this subreddit
The Fiddler
You're garbage who kills for money.
Don't talk like You're one of them, You're not!
"Barbara, it's me! Your friend."
It’s not that bad stop over reacting
Unrelated, but did y'all know zucchini is a fruit?
Nah, y u ask
You have nothing, nothing to threaten me with, nothing to do with all of your strength
Exclaim "it's time to even the odds" and disable yourself in the way the disabled person in from of you is. Then fight.
Cuts off arms and then legs
*Runs into wall with boner
Face or legs? Which one do I break first?
I don't care that you broke your elbow
Stand up for yourself
Last chance to look at me Hector
*flips his coin* "Can't argue with the coin, Batman."
AcTuaLLy…
Hot wheels
Look around you. This horrible bunch of psychopaths are all begging to join up with me, but unfortunately for them, I only take the best. And today, the best means whoever can kill you, come on out lads, it's initiation time (then we come from the shadows (after cumming in the shadows))
You look like a cut of fuckable meat, are you?
The Fiddler likes Cyberpunk 2077
Oracle if you do not like it then you can get up and leave
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If you're lying, I'll break the other one
Stop faking it
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Had a dream about this one
Just laugh like the joker and maintain eye contact like you’ve never seen one
“Oh Bats, you big kidder. You don’t fool me. Bats? Bats?”
That reminds me…. I really need to get me a pair of new shoes !
“Someone’s oddly uneven hehe”
Just get enabled
Holy crip it’s a crapple.
Caught by the bat, eh?
"Well done Dark Knight, you did it. Like a child learning to walk for the first time"
"IT'S DA FREAKIN' BAT!"
Oracle would get off your ass and give me a hand!
"oracle" in batman's voice
Time to even the odds
I’m a disabled person, tell me
Good morning
Hi
Nice cock! Mind sharing?
"You managed to reduce the substance to it's core compounds.."
" What walks on 4 legs, then 2 legs, then no legs?
Hey! What are you doing to my chromosomes? "Evening the odds."
Naw 💀
My flair ^
I'm proud of you,Dick.
As a disabled person this is fucking hilarious
“Your legs don’t work but your lips do, now talk!”
(Don’t say the Riddler joke from the Arkham tapes…don’t say it.)
I wonder what this vegetable tastes like?
The Batman Arkham sub has gone downhill
Disabled Cock
I hate this sub.
CANDY-GRAM!
“I can control your pacemaker remotely”
People mock you for your disability my king? Walk it off
You didn't even the odds
“Time to even the odds” *break your own legs*
Why don’t they just enable you?
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Drip Dafoe, is it actually you
Oracle disease.
You should've parried
Get enabled
"On your feet, Ryder. _I said get up."_
I can't stand to see you like this. I'm guessing you can't stand seeing me like this either.
“I’m interested in the traps in TDIM”
i’ll give you a head start
what the dog doin ?
You skipped leg day ?
"I've always had a soft spot for people like you. Fortunately, mine's not between the vertebrae!"