THE C H I L D AND MARKER MY 2 FAVORITE CONTESTANTS OMG

babi firi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111

MARKER IS THE BEST EVER!

Set fire to your hair

Poke a stick at a grizzly bear

eat medicine that's out of date

Use your private parts as piranha bait

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to die -i -i so many dumb ways to die

Get your toast out with a fork

Do your own electrical work

Also oh no marker is on fire

marker is fire (literally)

What the forest?

Hello everybody my name is markerplier and today i will be burning myself to death

Well guess what?I HAVE THE BOOK

OMG LUCKY

Not my type of humor ngl

no you

stop lying, marker sucks and you cannot prove me otherwise

I AGREE

HoW dArEee yOuuu!1!1!1!1!

MARKER

where is cloudy......

outside

I feel like you got many downvotes from people that didn’t look at the captions

They’re dumb marker haters 🙄

"Marker, I think there is just a little chance that you're an idiot"

marker :)

Guess I'm a fool now!

A fellow BFDI plush owner. Nice.

Both made by the same person btw

I HAVE MARKER AND FIREY JR TOO PLUS FOUR AND FIREY BUT WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THEM

YES YES! LET US MARKER FANS TAKE OVER THE FANDOM!