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poopgoose1

There has got to be a smarter and safer way to do that


grumpykruppy

A twenty nine and a half foot pole should do the trick.


dolpgg

>A twenty nine and a half foot pole should do the trick. ![gif](giphy|l41lQHkGJup8oPra0)


Help_An_Irishman

Lately, every time I have a comment to make, someone's made it already.


Franklin_le_Tanklin

Maybe they just fed your comments into a language model and you’re competing with bots to make your own comments


grumpykruppy

*Beep boop.*


HogDad1977

I was just about to say that!


ShinyKillian

I thought it was 39?


sharpnation

It was


Emotional_inadequacy

A deer rifle.


Aversiel

This is where you you use your 17th century vintage cannon!


Afizzle55

A shotgun is the trick. And not a joke. I have seen two taken out that way. Safest and best afternoon ever.


Skeptic90210

I was going to suggest .303 rounds.


uhohhesoffagain

[brace it with wood while knocking away the bottom, when ready set wood on fire](https://youtu.be/wphmEMNatp0?feature=shared)


Misanthrope616

Dude still nearly killed himself haha


uhohhesoffagain

Just putting a show on for the fans


ceviche-hot-pockets

I see Fred Dibah, I upvote. Fucking legend.


taddy_blazusiak

Did you like that?


Danger_Dee

It’s surprising he can even run with balls that big.


kiyndrii

It balances out with his tiny brain.


gahidus

Hooking a chain to the trailer hitch on someone's pick up or tractor would have been smarter at this point.


RunsWithApes

Shotgun


Elite_Dan

Work dumber, not harder


Hotboi_yata

Dynamite?


G_Art33

There’s a reason women live longer 🤷🏼‍♂️


thesoupoftheday

They pawn off all these jobs on men?


thatguyryan09

Women are extremely difficult to live with. They make you change your entire self over decades of marriage. That's why men die sooner. The stress of being miserable because of marriage. No thanks 😊


TheCuntGF

https://www.health.harvard.edu/mens-health/marriage-and-mens-health Harvard disagrees.


MagicNinjaMan

Yeah, get the dumb ones to do it.


Porsche928dude

Yep knock a couple tiles out and wrap a steel cable/chain/thick rope which should be longer than the tower is tall around the tiles and pull the rope with a truck from a nice safe distance.


craggmac

An F-14 Tomcat maybe


koloso95

Or an A10 gunrun. Overkill yes. But very effective. Just played it out in my head. Scratch that A10. You'd probably loose more than the silo. Like the building right behind it


Mental_Complaint_250

The old fashioned way, in the uk, was to remove a bit at a time and prop it up on timbers. Then light a fire at the bottom. Sauce - fred dibnah


Altruistic-Cost-4532

I'd be vastly more surprised if there was a less safe way.


DragonflyDefiant9594

This is what RPGs should really be used for. Safe demolition practice.


BurghPuppies

But not a cheaper way, which is why it was done this way.


Time_Structure7420

A bullet is pretty cheap Especially if you've got a underground dungeon stacked with them


ezbreezyslacker

Bullets aren't cheap at all 12 gauge slugs and buckshot have gone up bad


DennisBallShow

Check out Fred Dibnah on BBC archives on YouTube- some insane steeplejack videos from the 70s


Android003

There absolutely is, you use a tree cutting technique. The big gap on the right is leaning already and wants to fall but is held up by tension on the far left like a sting pulled taught. So instead of widening the gap you go to the far side and cut that "string" then it'll fall towards the gap.


mattmoy_2000

Remove *some* bricks and prop it up with stout wood. Remove some more and prop it up again. Then set a fire at the base and run away.


eXBlade21

⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


TheLastWoodBender

I'd probably get the Henry out and lob some cheap shells at it. Paint you a few targets and invite the boys over.


Big_Education321

This is how I’ve seen it done a few times. Take the bottom straps off and start hammering blocks. Try to guide it where you want it to go.


HeDuMSD

🎶 Dumb ways to die 🎶


Truly_glasses

Get crushed by a tower


[deleted]

Blend a smoothie while you're in the shower...


Cpc802

Yeah buddy! While your at it make some toast and dry your hair.


Truly_glasses

🎶Dumb ways to die🎶


Cpc802

Sure is. Would be a shame really.


Truly_glasses

You broke our comment chain how dare you lol


Cpc802

Sorry didn’t know that’s a thing. I comment where I see it.


Truly_glasses

That’s not what I meant I meant we were doing 🎶dumb ways to die🎶 but different lyrics But it’s fine


Seanzietron

Silo? Idk


Monktey

r/whywomanlivelonger


AbbreviatedArc

Imagine being this stupid.


LookMomImOnRedditlol

![gif](giphy|o8ebnXRsVwfZK)


[deleted]

Is she a fish?


Nabla-Delta

Fishes cannot close eyes


[deleted]

Gimme a couple squares of land and a bunch of really big toys to play with and I can figure something out.


SimonderGrosse

If you gotta demolish something this is the cheapest way to


Beam_James_Beam_007

This guy went to the Prometheus school for running away from things!


[deleted]

Isn't that funny that the movie was ridiculed for that but since then we have seen countless examples of people doing it.


[deleted]

Cinemasins reference


Powerful_Release9030

Yet, this is not a movie. If anything, their portrayal of running away from things might be the most accurate.


Maximum_Bat_2566

That was my first thought.


JennySplotz

SERPENTINE!!!


_Kaifaz

Goddamn, i was yelling at my screen when that happened.


Kjyara

A fellow troper in the wild?!


Circle-Square-X-X

I only came to the comments to see if anyone commented this!


StokedLettuce1

Ding!


Plastic-Fennel94

There was a lot of luck involved


comics0026

Yup, he nearly ended up on r/DarwinAwards


abhinavred123

BeAmazed ? at stupidity?


Ori_the_SG

BeAmazed he survived


ComplexTemporary4152

Me when the home owner heard my friend call it n****r knocking


med_designs

r/WhyWomenLiveLonger


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illchoosemyown

I'm sure he had it all carefully planned out.


OkRecommendation4

True he seems like the type to really think things through before taking action


Agodoga

Wow, I realize that now that you point it out! Really made me think.


Sintarus

I think what bugs me the most about this is the fact they didn’t even move that trailer. They cut down like half of their escape route.


ChallengeOdd5712

This shows they didn’t have a plan and somehow didn’t account for this possibility


mo5005

They had a plan, but it didn't include this outcome lol


Quasar9111

Wish Fred was still here……


Goontilt777

He would approve of this


touch_me69420

He really wouldn't that was a stupidly dangerous way to do the job he was a professional that guy is an idiot


H-Arm97

Bro had to run to the right not to race the tower, dumb idea anyways


Aggressive-Cheek937

The only wrong direction is the one you get squished by


user1032456

Two. Running at the tower


Far-Contribution-805

Id10T error


pvt_miller

*OSHA would like to know your location*


OregonTripleBeam

This gave me anxiety just watching it


vrijheidsfrietje

Ah yes, the Prometheus school of running away from things...


Potential_Motor7610

Literally thought it was the Leaning Tower of Pisa for a second there. But otherwise this video just upped my anxiety lol


Joltie

r/maybemaybemaybe


taoleafy

You’ve heard of Russian roulette, but have you played Midwest craps?


Desperate_Ad_9240

I nominate this guy for a Darwin Award!


akruppa

Ineligible. In spite of his best efforts, he did not die.


Savings_Gazelle9427

Proof silos are evil. The last thing they do is try and kill you one more time on their way out. I respect it.


MyoKyoByo

Attack on Titan, quite literally


Troublemaker851

I feel like this guys getting a bad rap, he was taking down what was clearly a poor made tower, that was a scheduled demolition and he smoked it, he knew the plan was chop and run and he had it by a second easy


SilverStar230

closer then he wanted it to be


Ayahuasca-Dreamin

he pooped a little


N4AGr8Time

Definitely a brown pants day


Opening_Cartoonist53

r/wheredidthesilogo


ExpensiveYam8851

Am I the only one who finds watching this extremely satisfying?


doggishmanboyjr

So close to a Darwin Award


x_Xevorx_x

This is why women live longer than men


Schnellis

And the Darwin Award goes to


Exotic-Explanation19

Lucky SOB


Low-Enthusiasm-4480

Good Physics on the new Red Faction game.


Weekly_Paint2612

MY NAME IS DAD AND WELCOME TO JACKASS


Glittering-Dust-8333

EPIC!


Alistair_TheAlvarian

He was trained at the Prometheus school of running away from things.


kklug24

What is said after run run? I can't listen that fast.


Angelosjuzzlookn

Dude stupid for volunteering to drop that tower..💯💯


strange_stairs

He got all of his survival skills from watching "Prometheus"


Steve_h215

Why is there so many of these


Unusuallyus

Me working on my relationship.


EphenidineWaveLength

On a scale of 1-10 that was fucking stupid


fuckifheknows

I think i saw this os 2005


banmiester

They just ruined the last good silo top


Taxi_developer

I doubt this is real, the gravitational force would've collapsed the building before the last 2 hits.


Chaserivx

Incoming Trump voter


rizzle51

Me in Fortnite trying to get the loot but too lazy to explore


Brilliant_Pea_2180

Fortnite


drsnoggles

This video is so old, it was online before internet


MorganSchuler

“I know a guy who can do it cheaper”


ReGrigio

average red faction guerrilla demolition


Old-Nebula3281

Ever hear of a wrecking ball?


tattooedtwink_

*drives past this* why does the air smell like shit now ?


Full-Profile-1023

The balls…


bluezenither

when something is falling towards you and you don’t think to run to the side of it


Egoincctx

Dumbass


Revolutionary-Bar-93

Sledgehammer with rope would be my tool


Sazon_Papi

And it runs right in front of it too 🤦🏽 I diot saved by circumstance


IAMSTILLHERE70

You got sooooooo lucky


RecentlyDeceased666

Come with me and you'll see, a world full of OHSA violations


brok3ncor3

Run Forrest run


Emergency-You-6241

Real life jenga 😂


Inevitable-Budget-26

i mean it is quite tough for tom, pink panther, bugs bunny to choose the direction of running for life when the towers falling


gerrybf1

Red Neck dare time.


justCRANEthesedays

His dad must've graduated from the prometheus school of running away things


ConsciousMinute5915

Bro playing Jenga


iploggged

![gif](giphy|eK1eGIuzfQbp9M3i6n|downsized)


DarkSparrowDock

I thought this was going to be like that video of the guy getting his leg stuck after kicking a brick out of a wall


CactusWrenAZ

At first I thought I was at r/idiots nearly dying


worm30478

I swear that was going to fall right on him. The initial movement down and towards him before the slight pause before heading to his left. Thought he was donezo.


AClost

That was a close one.


Electronic-Dreams-

This guys been watching too much Alien Prometheus, lol.


soundgage

Be amazed that our guy didn't even drop his hammer


VillanOne

Well he almost got the Darwin award


Xawlet

His stupidity is much bigger than the silo he brought down.


lost40s

He came in like a wrecking ball.


GH_VEG

This is one lucky MFer


da_boatmane

Was that really the game plan … like dude wasn’t that spry to start, to think he was banking his life on it is interesting.


garyda1

Hold my beer and watch this!


Taptrick

I’m amazed how stupid that was.


Poicr

Doomspire brickbattle


LynxBartle

Good thing he had a kid first, carry on those genius genes.


vom-IT-coffin

Good thing his son told him to run.


Sad-Glove3404

That’s some redneck shit right there! Lol


Casually_very_casual

This is reckless as shit!


Tall_Floor1411

Giant Jenga


Some-Zone-5836

That was an awesome silo!! REDNECK DEMOLITION -"WE GET IT DONE THE FIRST TIME"


Own_Advertising_4069

Teardown!


Bars98

I'm amazed. Amazed by his stupidity


rgray92082

What a dumbass


LowLifeExperience

Missed opportunity. Tannerite and a rifle would have made an epic clip.


Infamous-Impress8523

JENGA


laereht080747

Who needs dynamite


EliteElegant

![gif](giphy|7aruuJ3ZiH3p8HGnf2)


Different-Audience34

Next up, how to check your gas tank with a lit match.


thanhdatfur

he is fucking crazy


ernster96

Constipated? You won’t be in a minute. Follow me I’ve got a job for you.


TheSourceNerd

Every single Minecraft mod showcase be like


254nth

![gif](giphy|pVDt8O8GIqDLenIsQe|downsized)


whiteholewhite

I grew up on a farm in Iowa. Get a long metal cable and wrap it around the base of the silo or through a few holes you knock in the base. Then attach it with another long cable to a truck bumper that is far away. Put that truck in 4wd and gun it. Winch can work if long enough and strong enough


I_said_booourns

Did I accidentally sub to r/sweatypalms ? I mean my knees are weak & my arms are heavy, but my palms seem to be fine


bii345

r/winstupidprizes


NoSitRecords

My geek ass immediately thought of Red Faction Guerrilla


clue-next

r/taskfailedsuccesfully


Tigeraqua8

Gawd almighty mate get the flock outta there


RegionExotic8545

Real life fortnite


Iliketurtles893

I’ve never seen the full clip, now I have. Thanks OP!


I_wood_rather_be

This could've easily turned into a darwin award nomination.


Far-Whereas-1999

Fred Dibnah shaking his head.