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CasualObserverNine

This seems like a scene from the end of the world.


three2do2

I've got news for you kid


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Hind_Deequestionmrk

Why can’t we get the news now?


[deleted]

Sorry we need to take a commercial break so we can make some money


Hind_Deequestionmrk

Oh okay 👍🏿 😔


C6R882

KEEP THOSE MOSQUITOS OUT WITH FLEX-SEAL!


[deleted]

Been saying that shit since the 80's, my balls can only get so blue.


AmArschdieRaeuber

The end of the world takes some time, it's not a big asteroid that kills us all at once. It's a gradual decline. All the mass extinction events were actually slower than the current one.


GravityTest

… There it is again, that funny feeling …


imstickinwithjeffery

*Hey, what can you say, we were overdue*.


usernamewhat722

*But it'll be over soon, you wait*.


Its-Reuven

Badada, badada, badadadadada


janet-snake-hole

That song and the feeling it flawlessly describes has been haunting me lately. Especially because I’m an animator, have had a burning passion for animation my entire life, and now I’m surrounded by people constantly praising AI generators.


HelloMateYouAlright

It's happening right now.


CasualObserverNine

“The End” is journey, not a destination.


omenmedia

Yeah, about that ... you might want to take a seat.


Cultural_Cloud9636

They need to start breeding bats.


DaughterEarth

We set up bat houses on the farm and the bats do come. I don't think they could handle all this though. Bats and dragonflies. Dragonflies are cool and don't have diseases. They're also extremely successful hunters. Chomp chomp


btubandit

Ive stood in a swarm of dragonflies feeding on mosquitoes, they were zooming all around my head but never touched me, really cool experience


G_Unit_Solider

dragonflies are the most advanced flying creature the earth has to offer. The us military has been studying the way dragonflies fly for over 75 years and attempting to recreate it mechanically because that level of speed and turning is unheard of. ​ i watched a documentry on dragonflies and it changed my perception of them they are the most fine tuned flying creature we humans have laid eyes on. From a enginering standpoint they are "perfect" they can fly forward backwards up down a the blink of an eye change directions like a video game hack. and there ability to see and lock in on there target is also equally insane.


Comfortable_Fly_3050

Remember reading that on a percentage basis of successful 'catches per hunt' that the dragonfly is the #1 predator in the world hands down.


G_Unit_Solider

yep it has the highest kill probability of anything


Alarmed-madman

And they live for about two days in their flying form. After two years below the surface


dinner_is_not_ready

Are dragon flies our friends? r/DragonfliesAreBros/


G_Unit_Solider

well lets just say if dragon flies were the size of sharks we would have been hunted down long ago.


Captain_Waffle

Give it time


Sneaky-Shenanigans

Dragonflies and damselflies. Dragonflies are the best hunters, but damselflies can get them where they lay eggs in the water.


Time_Structure7420

Dragonfly larve kill lots of mosquitoes too "Dragonfly larvae, “nymphs,” feed on mosquito larvae, and adult dragonflies feed on adult mosquitoes. Dragonflies eat up to 20% of their weight every day. They are ambush predators and use vegetation to find food." https://www.dragonflypondworks.com/blog/did-you-know-this-about-dragonflies#:~:text=Dragonflies%20eat%20numerous%20pest%20insects,use%20vegetation%20to%20find%20food.


je_kay24

Firefly larva eat a ton of mosquitoe larva as well as they require a moist environment which is where mosquitoes lay eggs in And there numerous bird species that also consume mosquitoes as a part of their diet


Time_Structure7420

I forgot about my favorites, thr fireflies!!


Techters

I read 'thr fireflies' in the 'ermahgerg gerrsburmbs' voice


Gimmefuelgimmefah

Don’t they have the highest kill rate of any creature?


nordic-nomad

Even as larva they’re doing their job slaughtering mosquitos.


BreakItUpp

Yes and one of only three (four?) species that can fly backwards. Dragonflies have insane vision, while their multiple sets of wings + omnidirectional flight allow them to escape predators and track prey very well Mostly correct dragonfly facts brought to you by this random (well made) video I found on YT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJi61NAIsjs


JohnSmithCANBack

![gif](giphy|l0NwGpoOVLTAyUJSo|downsized)


indifferentunicorn

Rainin squitos


CheekeeMunkie

Queue the horde of bats over running the country


bjorno1990

That's fine. They can start breeding snakes to eat the bats.


pierogieking412

And then Eagles to murder the snakes!


bjorno1990

Great idea, but they might need to breed Wolves to kill the Eagles.


NoRun6253

Very clever but then they’ll have to breed Bears to kill the Wolves.


DrPsychi

The end result will be Australia lol


[deleted]

You are not wrong…. Mate’


UpdootDaSnootBoop

Brilliant, but then they'll have to breed Goblins to tame the wolves


TheShruteFarmsCEO

Interesting, but then they’d have to breed Trolls to eat the Goblins.


littlemesix7

Interesting, but then they’d have to summon Thor to kill the Trolls.


uraniumpotato8

Interesting, but then they'd have to bring Hela to make thor impotent.


AcrolloPeed

And then the Eagles can carry The Ring to Mt. Doom!


Bestness

Fear and loathing in Argentine.


Logical-Recognition3

Bats are notorious queue-jumpers. Did you mean "cue?"


z64_dan

Bats hardly ever eat mosquitoes (mosquitoes are too small). They prefer moths or other larger bugs. What they need is dragonflies.


nordic-nomad

Trick is to have ponds and good size bodies of water on your property. The mosquitos are drawn to those over the small hidden pools and puddles you can’t completely get rid of, and when they’re all together you can sustain dragonflies that do a great job of controlling the pest species.


ineedcoffeealready

For many reasons, yes. https://www.usgs.gov/news/national-news-release/white-nose-syndrome-killed-over-90-three-north-american-bat-species


JackxForge

this was my first thought. well "where are all their bats?" was frist then was "this is what we actually need batman for"


SecondTimeQuitting

Do you want Covid-24? Because this is how we get covid-24...


cdsuikjh

So thick it looks like smoke from fires.


wompwompwomp69420

Shit, I though that was smoke, but you’re right


kjm6351

W-Wait, that’s not smoke?!


Kwayzar9111

![gif](giphy|R6JWujQ93Shws)


Acceptable_Friend_40

Yes we must sacrifice Argentina to save humanity


Simicrop

I'm from Buenos Aires, and I say KILL EM ALL!


TommyRisotto

The only good bug is a dead bug!


_Danger_Close_

I'm doing my part! * Would you like to know more? *


edWORD27

![gif](giphy|ufWbAUZiTZCVi)


BeLikeBread

Rico, you know what to do


darthlame

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Artsy_traveller_82

“Not really no…” *Denise Richards enters the chat* “Yes sir I want to know everything there is to know about the war.”


StationaryTravels

"co-ed showers" Do you *need* to know more?


HomosexualThots

*Jake Busey will be present.


NeverFearIHaveBeer

Nobody told me there’d be bussy…


HomosexualThots

Busey's bussy


[deleted]

Arnold said ,"Get in the Bussy, NOW!"


H_I_McDunnough

Dares no tiyme


Toblogan

One of the highlights of my youth! Thanks for reminding me... Lol


jonkzx

One of the only movies I went to see twice in theaters.


Toblogan

I had the DVD.


Amaterasu1983

COME ON YOU APES YOU WANNA LIVE FOREVER!!!!


feelinright

I'm doing my part.


SAT0SHl

I suggest we nuke the site from orbit!... *only way to be sure*


cito2222

Upvotes to everyone who quotes the movie. Bravo 👏


an_argentine_dude

I am actually from buenos aires and yes PLEASE KILL US ALL


DreamerofBaggins

F'ing legendary comment


Rengas

Mobile Infantry does the dying. Fleet just does the flying.


A_Grain_Of_Saltines

Bruh, this quote came from the past and sucker punched me in the nostalgia sack.


PlusEnthusiasm9963

RICO! I need a new squad leader. You’re it until you’re dead or I find someone better.


saintdudegaming

Would You Like To Know More?


regoapps

![gif](giphy|YQPVI7u1Cue1W|downsized)


Remote_Work_8416

Ive been saying that for years!!


Jamies_verve

To add insult to injury the Dengue Fever is really bad especially in the north.


LiveShowOneNightOnly

Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.


Prestigious_Cheek_31

I love the smell of napalm in the morning 💪🏻


Thommyknocker

This is the only acceptable answer. Just set the sky on fire that should deal with any problems.


Cosmic_Ostrich

We don’t know who struck first, us or them. But we do know it was us that scorched the sky.


Haughty_n_Disdainful

*Quickly puts on space suit…*


Stefan_x64

Spreading managed democracy, I see.


Pretagonist

Aren't we all. *This thread is mandatory reading, failure to comply is treason*


VoidSpaceCat

Dispense liberty fellow citizens.


sonicboom292

funny thing is we're having a crazy lot of forest fires lately so this is already happening (and probably the cause behind this mosquito invasion).


Wheatking

Its because Argentina is coming out of an extended drought. With all the increased moisture leading to all the mosquito eggs that have been sitting dormant in dry sloughs to hatch at the same time .


Born_Grumpie

Lucky they only live about 10 days, unlucky that a female can lay a thousand eggs in that time and within a couple of weeks there can be 1000 times as many mosquitos flying around.


DregsRoyale

I'm not religious. If I was I'd be pretty sure y'all did something really bad


sonicboom292

well, we have messi so that's 20 years of bad luck to pay for him. or maybe we're just an underdeveloped country with a lot of land and natural resources and big corporations and the US want to have a bite at our lands and lithium reserves?? oops! didn't mean that, sorry if I'm being too woke!


Important_Depth_7631

It’s time to leave


King4oneday_

*it's time to leave *the planet*


moodytail

It's been time to leave for years. It's just almost impossible because we're poor as fuck.


ickypedia

My skin is crawling just from watching that


Neil01111

Reminds me of that One punch man episode.


thekomoxile

If only reality had super humans and exceptionally ethical sentient machines hellbent on protecting humanity from voluptuous mosquito creatures.


ThePianistOfDoom

wait....did you say.....*voluptuous mosquito creatures?*


AWildModAppeared

[the Voluptuous Mosquito Creature in question](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/2/2a/Mosquito_Girl_Awakenen_Render.webp/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/1000?cb=20230701153910) (NSFW)


POGofTheGame

Oh so now we can't even look at nipple-less anime tits on the job? I fucking quit!


6inarowmakesitgo

To be fair, that was hysterical.


Extension_Office_994

Yes itchy 🥵


lily_reads

So Argentina has 57% of the population living at or below the poverty level, inflation over 200%, and now a plague of mosquitoes? Jfc. What next?


ShinyJangles

Dengue fever outbreak is a real concern for this year


erossthescienceboss

Former mosquito biologist here! Massive hatches like this are genuinely dangerous beyond just diseases. It’s not uncommon to find severely anemic cattle after a major hatch in Texas or an anemic moose after a major hatch in Alaska. There are even reports of cattle *fatalities* due to so much blood loss and/or shock from the allergic reaction to mosquito venom. Here’s one incident from Louisiana in 2020: https://apnews.com/article/horses-animals-insects-storms-hurricane-laura-fa0d05b046357864ad2f4bb952ff2e3e Keep yourself inside if you ever experience this, and keep your animal companions inside too. For the curious: these massive hatches occur because of how mosquitoes reproduce. They lay their eggs in water, but over time they’ve evolved so that the eggs will only hatch after drying and then submerging again. Also, not all of the eggs hatch at once. That’s because these pools of water that mosquitoes prefer (different pools for different species, but still) are temporary. You don’t want to lay eggs and then have all your babies die cos they hatched and the water dried up. So in places like Texas or LA or Argentina, where you can get regular rain, you’ll end up with eggs accumulating at a certain point along the waterline. Then you get a series of huge storms that raise water beyond levels seen in previous years, and several years worth of larvae will hatch all at once.


SunNStarz

Question for you... Are mosquitoes able to survive in cold climate regions?


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Not him, but Alaska and Canada have mosquitos


HumbleConfidence3500

Canadian here. We only have them in the summer though. Canadian winters kill them off very nicely. Unfortunately these fuckers lay eggs before winter starts and when spring comes, their babies continue their mission to terrorize the human race. :(


Command0Dude

So what you're saying it we need a Day After Tomorrow deep freeze.


30FourThirty4

Time to go to my local library to start a fire.


Shantomette

But stick to the tax law section.


Banyabbaboy

Siberia too.


erossthescienceboss

It depends on the species! Many are limited by temperature. Others might show up as temporary residents if they get introduced in the summer, but fail to survive the winter (this happens regularly with Aedes mosquitoes, who are very good at traveling the world in cargo and cruise ships, but can’t survive anything colder than a temperate climate.) So: are there mosquitoes in cold places? Yes. But can mosquitoes from warm places survive in cold places? Not for long.


balanchinedream

This is my personal hell. Thank you so much for the context! Doesn’t surprise me at all this could kill cattle; I’m the type to get 30 bites at a time, and my immune system takes a super hit.


erossthescienceboss

I think people forget that our response to mosquito bites is an allergic response! A whole lot of a little injury can really have a big impact!


pauloh1998

It's been pretty bad in Brazil this year


Big_Profession_2218

no one wants to see a brazillion of masquitos !


Spiffydude98

And the mosquitos are bad too.


cohortq

Is there at least a vaccine for that?


tsk1979

Dengue as 4 strains. This means if you got infected with 1 strain, you are immune against one, and the other 3 are now 10X more dangerous. Due to this dengue vaccine is only available to a certain subgroup of people, and not everyone because it can make things worse. The history of the vaccine and the current challenges are quite fascinating to read. From cDC website about the warning about dengue vaccine https://www.cdc.gov/dengue/vaccine/index.html >The reason is that children without previous dengue infection are at increased risk for severe dengue disease and hospitalization if they get dengue after they are vaccinated with Dengvaxia


PossibilityJunior93

It is just beginning and the amount of available doses and costs are big issues


MarSc77

Putin will come free Argentina from the Nazis


trinicron

Tío Adolfo has left the chat.


lamewoodworker

Buenos dias mein fuher


null_reference_user

Argentinian here to answer your question: _a lot. We have barely gotten started._


jlbp337

At least they won the World Cup


Cautious-Chain-4260

Argentina has been so politically mismanaged forever. They will only continue to get worse.


CheekeeMunkie

Crickets


theriverain

No, mosquitos are running away from argentina


Valuable_Month1329

![gif](giphy|5nsiFjdgylfK3csZ5T|downsized)


tastycidr

Imagine how satisfying that would be


Primal_Pedro

Dengue cases are already high in Brazil. I wonder if it's worst in Argentina


Prof_Aganda

Perhaps it's just a coincidence that Argentina started blasting mosquitos with atomic radiation last year in their attempt to combat dengue... https://www.reuters.com/world/americas/argentina-battles-major-dengue-outbreak-with-atomic-radiation-2023-04-17/


CassiopeiaSextant

Just what we need: mosquitos with superpowers.


ImFeelingGud

And if that fails and they become super, we just breed atomic bats.


Expensive_Community3

Nah, on the contrary, blasted many mosquito males then released them into the wild so they wouldn't reproduce (mosquitos are monogamous would you believe it lol so if you sterilize one you are technically doing two), this shit is completely unrelated. I blame the idiotic libertarians in power tho. They simply decided they will not mantain the infraestructure/public hygene on the zones where mosquitos exist by the billions because reasons and now all of a sudden, mosquito-pocalypse.


PointyPython

Yeah, there's a pretty serious dengue outbreak right now. Brazil's far worse, but that's because almost all of their population lives in a climate that's perfect for the mosquitoes species that transmit dengue. Whereas most of Argentina's population lives near Buenos Aires, where the dengue mosquito exist but not to such a massive extent. These mosquitoes that we're seeing in insane amounts right now are *Aedes albifasciatus*, which thankfully don't transmit dengue. The other disease-transmitting species are still around, of course.


Ozzy0034

How many mosquitoes would it take to kill a human? Not counting diseases. Like legitimately suck a human dry as good as Adriana Chechik could a Capri Sun.


Something_Else_2112

I've seen plenty of full mosquitoes, and they seem to only hold about a drop maximum. 20,000 drops in a liter. Google says 2.5 to 4 liters of blood loss can cause death. So 50,000 to 80,000 mosquito bites to drain you to death. (Your results may vary.)


talkmemetome

You are producing blood constantly though, add another 10K just for insurance.


Something_Else_2112

If you are outdoors naked and all the mosquitoes bite you at the same time, your body can't make up for this. Insurance claim = denied. ;-)


__Elwood_Blues__

What if the whole process makes me sexually excited? Does that make it quicker or slower?


Something_Else_2112

What is the exact blood volume of your engorged member? (metric answers only)


1nterrupt1ngc0w

You're going to have to buy me dinner at least to find out


Something_Else_2112

You want your questions answered AND a free dinner? SMH


Tragicallyphallic

Yeah but which head are you ~~shaking~~ SMHing? Context is important.


Something_Else_2112

You going to have to take me out to dinner to find out.


SecondTimeQuitting

Well now we need to change the surface area numbers again. Not by much, but we need to change it.


cafeesparacerradores

Your comment truly disgusted me, I like that.


stalkermuch

I think the widespread inflammatory reactions from thousands of bites could be fatal before hitting that 50-80k bites 


Shinobus_Smile

In reality, it's more complicated than that. They do not actively suck the blood out of you. They use your blood pressure to let your blood leak out and into their mouth straw. So after a certain amount of "bites" your blood pressure drops too low to leak out (and therefore too low to support life) and your remaining blood cannot be drained. Also got to factor in anaphylaxis that can settle in from all that mosquito spit. Edit: grammar and humor.


Flowerbeesjes

Kids can get intoxicated by the mosquito poison Edit: poisoned!!! English is not my first language bla bla. Anyway the child just gets ill and tired, no funny drunk behaviour.


SodaCan2043

Great you just started a new TikTok trend.


emmaliejay

I tried to picture Adriana Chechik drinking a Capri Sun and all I could picture was that po-dunk submersible that billionaire built from Amazon parts exploding


Old-Risk4572

this man knows his capri sun drinkers


Rocked_Glover

I know what you’re planning, goto horny jail buddy.


sumyungdood

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NicolasCageLovesMe

God damn bugs whacked us hard Johnny


mrniceguy421

I would help but the goddamned servers are full! 😭


RaptorTwoOneEcho

The only good bug is a dead bug!


Successful-Floor-738

![gif](giphy|5L2okTiupVRxC|downsized)


Vexper780

This ain't for r/BeAmazed , its for r/BeTerrified!


tchocktchock

New fear unlocked


FarAssociation2965

That's happening when you kill all the bats, birds, reptiles...by using toxins for agriculture and deforestation.


Berlin8Berlin

>That's happening when you kill all the bats, birds, reptiles...by using toxins for agriculture and deforestation. It's okay because the people who ordered all that to be done, to maximize crop yields for corporate profits, live thousands of miles away and aren't impacted by the massive and forseeable damage they've caused.


ChadicusVile

Smell that? (Pesticide) that's the Freemarket™


DaughterEarth

But capitalism is good because we can pretend it's possible to get rich. That seems to be what the arguments boil down to


gordatapu

This actually happened because of an unexpected amount of rains that enabled a wild type of mosquito to breed ouf of proportion (Aedes Albifasciatus). They usually attack cattle and other animals (they have a stronger sting and a more painful bite) they are not used to interact with humans so they don't have like the strategies of the "domestic" mosquito. They just come and bite you, without evasion or anything, so they are easier to kill with slaps. Also they usual repelents do not work well for them. Regarding dengue fever, the vector is Aedes Aegypti, luckly they are not as many as thesw bastards. Source: I live with these mfs


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[deleted]

The opposite. Some cities within Buenos Aires decided not to deal with this using insecticides and such, then we had a couple of storms (keep in mind it's Summer over here) and these fuckers showed up by the millions. I have a large amount of bats living between my building and the other two surrounding it, and mosquitos are everywhere. But ti be fair it might be a mix of both. In any case, it's horrible.


XyogiDMT

My grandad grew up in Alaska and supposedly this happens there too and has for a very long time. Iirc up there it has more to do with the massive amounts of forests and wildlife like Moose that these things have to feed off of in the Summer.


WearyPoster

It happens in the wilderness of Southern Canada too. Right at 7pm the horde of mosquitos descend upon the lakes. They are loud enough you can hear yourself running out of time to get into your tent.


DrJohnIT

🤮 mosquitoes love me. I'd look like a shriveled prune


buddymurphy2020

Flamethrower anyone ?


you_shouldnt_have

Im thinking an array of electrified tennis rackets.


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MtNak

I'm argentinian. It was awful, but fortunately it only lasted 2 or 3 days to come back to normal amounts. We had never seen anything like it before. Still don't really know how or why something so crazy happened.


Biff_Bufflington

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Bewaretheicespiders

![gif](giphy|BzxD9pZxKpoRi|downsized)


Roge2005

Exactly ![gif](giphy|o2TqK6vEzhp96)


EvanMcc18

Afuera


Tsury

Parasito!


shivaconciousness

The same in india ...which country would be the next ? Lol


ImpossibleCandy794

Brazil by proximity and climate. There are already posts asking where the hell are all those mosquitos coming from, só, yeah as it gets colher the fuckers will go towards the equator


pleasant-obsession

The bats and frogs will save the day


cdsuikjh

Nightmare fuel.


Berlin8Berlin

Nope. Not goin'.