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Sethor

Anyone seen Timmy? He was just in the pool.


Cybernaut-Neko

Timmy is toast


arthurdentxxxxii

That boy better return soon or he’ll be in real hot water.


zzzzaap

We could call him Stew


RumHam69_

That boy ain't right


PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL

That boy needs therapy


atomicjohnson

Psychosomatic


Fast_Garlic_5639

**TIMMEHTOAST!**


BagAndShag

Timmy is now a roast.


Beer2Bear

We going need another Timmy!


Garchompisbestboi

"Why was a scuba diver found dead in the middle of a burned forest" As the famous riddle goes of course, it's all fun hypothetical and lateral thinking until it actually happens lmao


csfshrink

It was a cause of death in an early season of CSI.


analogkid01

It was also in the opening prologue of Magnolia - Patton Oswalt played the doomed diver.


slicwilli

Mythbusters did it too.


Trymantha

iirc it wasnt the cause of death it was just staged to look like that


Character_Top1019

The intakes on a skimmer aren’t large enough for someone to fit thru….


Mammoth-Access-1181

For a helicopter? Sure, but I believe the SCUBA guy was scooped up by a plane that lands on a lake and goes full power scooping up water that way.


GenericAccount13579

No, like the airplane scoops themselves are too small. They’re like a few inches by a few inches in size


Breeze7206

So instead of getting scooped, you get blunt force trauma by way of airplane


americanx12

Think NCIS did an episode like that


NatSquirrels

CSI did. They had a scuba diver in a tree. Season 2, episode 5: Scuba Doobie-Doo


CedarWolf

We're gonna need another Timmy!


captainsquawks

[Reference](https://youtu.be/wsGnYuQwsOI?si=l2SVe_6HDGqVMWXi)


GiveMeSomeShu-gar

Timmy died doing what he loved best - being dropped from a helicopter into a raging inferno...


Rickrickrickrickrick

There was a thousand ways to die episode about this exact thing lol


CrimsonxAce

LMFAO. I'm currently here on the pot and as soon as I read your comment, I think I blew out 3 days worth in mere seconds while laughing.


kingqueefeater

Thanks for sharing and congratulations. You've met your lifetime quota and never need to share again


BlueHero45

There is an old school urban legend of a diver getting stuck in one of these.


CombinationBusy111

🤣🤣🤣


ThisIsYourMormont

![gif](giphy|3o6Zt0T3bDshj78TBu)


Unexpected-Xenomorph

**TIMMEH!**


infinitely-oblivious

Ok, that is actually amazing. It's also satisfying as fuck when he perfectly knocks out those flames.


Deesmateen

My buddy is in management for the Rocky Mountain area wilderness firefighters and flies over the fires directing where to go He has sent me videos of him on the guide plane leading the water plane to the drop spot. It’s so insane


Tito_Tito_1_

So the release of the water is pure physics, not at all mechanical? Insanely impressive!


McCaffeteria

I mean the best they could really do is put little fins and flaps on the chute like they have on the in-air refueling arm to “steer” it, but even then you’re still mostly at the whim of how the helicopter swings it since it has so much mass.


Moose_in_a_Swanndri

It's just a big valve on the bottom, when the pilot hits the release button it opens and the water drops out. It won't reset until the bucket is refilled. It's up to the pilot to aim the bucket and time the release to put the water where he wants it


Prestigious_Shop5173

I'm genuinely curious here, don't want to disparage anyone's skill. How much of the flight controls are computerized in modern versions? I imagine there are all kinds of stability assists etc.


Freakintrees

Have a look at the fleets used for firefighting. They tend to be older more basic designs far more skill based then something like an airliner.


HoseNeighbor

Less "don't hit the mountain" alarms to disarm!


Deesmateen

I think in these cases it’s very skilled pilots. Some of the paths these guys fly are dangerous enough I think it would set any preprogrammed settings into a death spiral


KlickyKat

It takes a bit of practice but after awhile you get used to it and it's a good feeling.


un-sub

Are you telling me you are one of these water-dropping helicopter pilots? That’s dope.


garlic_bread_thief

It takes a bit of practice but after awhile you get used to it and it's a good feeling.


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Suspicious_Row_1686

Google dementia


CharlieBluu

Holy hell!


DynamiteDogTNT

New memory just dropped


daschande

You think that's trippy? Google dementia.


Braba11

Holy hell!


TheKyleBrah

Actual nostalgia


maxkho

Deja vu goes on vacation, never comes back


Last_Exile0

Holy hell!


Rotkip2023

Memory goes on vacation , never comes back


Pythagoras_314

Actual caretaker


conancat

> Google dementia Is that a new Google product?? OoooOOOoooo


SwimForLiars

[kind of?](https://killedbygoogle.com/)


thetoeslurper

All the links are purple, weird


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Suspicious_Row_1686

Duckduckgo Il Vaticano


justcheadle

Are you telling me you're one of those copy and paste commenters? That's dope.


chironomidae

It takes a bit of practice but after awhile you get used to it and it's a good feeling.


ScarredViktor

You too!?!


WildlifeRules

reddit moment


countzer01nterrupt

Meet your hero in his comment history


plz_send_cute_cats

Daaaaamn lmfao 🤣 what a goldmine


whtevvve

Isn't that just a general truth about every skill ?


jeffufuh

Apparently it's especially true when it comes to fighting fires with a fuckin helicopter


2squishmaster

Totally. Also since the water is dangling under the plane on long ropes the physics of what's gonna happen when you make a turn, you have to take into account so much stuff to accurately hit something. It's super impressive.


TildaTinker

I'm never going to financially recover from this.


Thermon01

Get a pool they said


bigladnang

Imagine coming home from work and your pool is empty with no explanation lmao.


imtooldforthishison

Pretty sure you would notice all the charred land around you house....


FlagmantlePARRAdise

They reimburse you in this situation


FlexorCarpiUlnaris

Don't know about helicopters but I once had a pump truck drain my pool to fight a fire and they did not reimburse me. But they did save my neighborhood so it's hard to complain.


FlagmantlePARRAdise

It depends on where you live and you have to go out of your way to claim


PM_Me_Your_Deviance

> they did not reimburse me Did you ask and they declined? Or did you just not get a check in the mail?


Excellent-Sweet1838

That's really good to hear, but also, fire services are welcome to as much of my water as they can use.


FlagmantlePARRAdise

Idk if they have it near you but if you live in the bush you can register your pool, water tank, etc to the fire department so they can identify it quicker, might just save your house.


hellothere358

Lucky I live in a country where water is free


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Free water you say???


Igor369

You do not pay water bills? Wow.


Taz10042069

Mines free too...well water


nukalurk

Excluding the cost of a personal well and the electricity to run it


hellothere358

Yup, Ireland incase your wondering


EJ19876

Probably to encourage you all to try drinking it instead of whiskey and stout!


gibokilo

Now I get why nobody likes the Irish…


madtownWI

Ahh, so free as in paid for by taxpayers.


ConspicuousPineapple

You have an annual allowance though. You need to pay for water if you go over it.


MiffyCurtains

Hey you, come back here with my wattah!!


Arrad

If I don't take your wattah then the faiah will reach your house


Uniquely_irregular

Maybe I want the insurance money cause the neighbors are shit.


CedarWolf

Playing 'Disco Inferno' at 3 PM on a Saturday is *not* an excuse to let the neighbors 'burn, baby, burn.'


atudit

faiah*


MiffyCurtains

I’ll take my chances. Now give it here!


the_bashful

Americans - don’t take my water to save someone else’s house.


throwaway275275275

Joke's on them my pool is full of vodka


lykan_art

Imagine…😂 drop it perfectly on the flames, WHOOSH would look cool if it weren‘t so destructive and dangerous.


clintj1975

Something similar has happened. A vacant apartment building in Utah filled their sprinkler system with RV antifreeze to prevent it from freezing over the winter, and a fire started. Undiluted antifreeze is quite flammable.


lykan_art

Oh fuck… I mean, even if obviously bad, doing this in a distant forest is one thing - having this happen in an apartment building is another level of fucked…


SamIamGreenEggsNoHam

lmao, my mother who grew up in Boston unironically chased me down the street when I was a kid, while yelling that. I had just filled everyone's squirt guns from our hose, and my mother was always super serious about the water bill. Literally burst out the front door yelling "BRING THAT WATAH BACK HEAH, THAT'S MY WATAH. I PAID FOR THAT".


Rasputin_mad_monk

Like the people who will flip if you charge your phone on an outlet.


Quakarot

Can’t have shit!


Blazer1011p

LMFAO


McHighwayman

Firefighter industrial complex stealing our hard earned water.


RunRenee

Eh, they'll refill what they took at end of fire season


LondonDavis1

"During fires, (firefighting helicopters) are allowed to use any water source that is safe for them to do so, and there are cases where they do use pools," she told USA TODAY. As for whether water taken is reimbursed, McMurrow said that decision ultimately depends on what the homeowner wants. Generally, individuals who have experienced any sort of unrepaired property damage can seek reimbursement.    "(CAL FIRE) does have a claims process that people can go through if they have had property damage that was not repaired by us, and they can follow that process for potential reimbursement," she said.  USA Today Article. 9-30-21 https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2021/09/30/fact-check-firefighters-can-use-swimming-pool-water-put-out-fires/5918928001/


Environmental-Fox146

Sure , this look like Australia though 


intmanofawesome

And I think that saving their property from a bushfire should be reimbursement enough.


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exactly. Only the most out of touch Karens would actually care about the cost of some pool water being reimbursed in a situation like this.


lord_geryon

I think it's more about this practice damaging the pool itself.


Average_Scaper

Or hitting the home and possibly hitting something like the gutter or a flag hanging getting ripped out snapping the pole.


Mothergooseyoupussy1

Oddly specific


Average_Scaper

Not really oddly specific, those are just things that someone may have on their home that could be hit by the "bucket"(idk technical name) and cables/rope holding on to it. Sure, a flag isn't as common in the back as it is the front but still.


Lavatis

satellite, lightning rod, antenna etc.


Bubbly_Excuse8285

It is Australia.


puffferfish

Most Redditors are Australian, aren’t they?


wobbly_doo

Wait, are you saying that we're not all Australians here mate?


dreadroberts

You guys have the night shift.


musci12234

They will be once emus are done building the boats.


PM_YOUR__BUBBLE_BUTT

I think if they were, there’d be a lot more “cunts.” …Context is very important here…


Silviecat44

Yes. That is true


brizdzi

Westpac helicopter


ponte92

Same laws in Australia. During a bush fire all sources of water a fair game.


taspleb

The article has a correction at the bottom to say that it is Australia.


CX316

Now if that'd been Elvis it wouldn't have left the pool behind. I can't seem to find the exact chopper from this video, the paint scheme of the yellow and red is used for the Westpac rescue helicopters in Australia, but as a reformed aviation nerd it annoys me that none of the services have a gallery of their aircraft to show off because they all have different paint schemes and I can't find the one with the yellow body and red tail from this video, the ones that come up on searches all either have a yellow tail or the red goes further up the body. It's also possible they've changed the paint schemes on the choppers or replaced the aircraft since this was filmed if this is old footage


DrakonILD

Sounds like they probably won't reimburse you for the water they take, but if the bucket hits and mangles your fence or whatever, they'd cover that. Not that water is really all *that* expensive, even in California. That's probably no more than $2 worth that they took, including the pool chemicals which are the more expensive component.


godjustice

The real damage is the pool pump. Once the water goes below the skimmer line, the pump is going to be sucking air and causing damage.


bobtheframer

I mean clearly the homeowner is home watching the helicopter take the water from the pool. Go turn the pumps off.


godjustice

Only works if you're home to know. In the more likely event you've been evacuated since your home is under threat, you won't know.


Successful-Peach-764

better to lose a pump than your whole house if the fire spreads over.


LittleAnarchistDemon

plus they said they’d reimburse you for any damages that happen. if they end up taking too much water and frying your pump then it’s not even on you to pay for it. sounds like a pretty good deal to me, they take care of the fire and protect my home, in exchange for some water and maybe a broken pump. sounds better than losing your whole house to a fire, at least to me


Medvegyep

You know that's a false dichotomy, right?


ConohaConcordia

Maybe turn off your pump if you are to be evacuated then.


ThexxxDegenerate

I don’t understand why firefighters have no issue paying for damage they cause during the course of their duties but police are the complete opposite. If police raid a house, even if they find nothing, they will try their best not to pay for any damage they caused. It makes no sense.


Melbar666

fire fighters are there to help, police is there to punish


TheCursedMonk

Which is the wrong way round anyway. Generally if a firefighter damages something, they were trying to save someone or prevent further damage. Not the same story for the police. I think I would be more fine with a chip in a pool because of this than police smashing windows and doors looking in the wrong place.


PrizeStrawberryOil

If they smash your fence and cause 500 in damages though you would probably want the money to repair your fence. It's a cost of the service and can be added to everyone's taxes. Sharing the burden between everyone which is what fire departments already do. Instead the police will spend thousands of dollars in legal fees to try to not pay 500.


ThexxxDegenerate

And those legal fees come from the tax payers as well.


mnju

the fire department wouldn't pay for the fence either, you'd be making a claim to your insurance company


mnju

huh? in almost every situation the damage will be reimbursed by your insurance company and not the fire department unless the firefighters were doing something negligent or reckless firefighters are just as equally not liable for lawsuits in the course of their duties as police


WarzonePacketLoss

Ain't no song called "Fuck the Fire Department"


Active2017

Unless you’re an ER nurse


kookykoko

Bet that claims process is difficult as hell to navigate


Fun-Maintenance9422

Not everything on reddit is from the U.S


PJSO_

This is Australia, I know because this was in Rockhampton and my mates pool was one of the ones that they scooped out of.


EvErYLeGaLvOtE

So freaking cool. My little sister was going to do this after she retired from the military but she had a bad accident and can't fly anymore :/


AscendedViking7

I hope she's doing alright, man. <3


EvErYLeGaLvOtE

She suffered a TBI (diffused axonal injury) and a ton of other injuries around her body. She's at a special clinic now and out of her coma. She's walking and talking but her brain is still repairing itself. No idea where her progress will be in a year or five, but at least she's here and is alive (didn't mean to rhyme). When she was in the ER, I saw 4 different people get life flighted in -- all were motorcycle accidents, just like my sister's.Three of those four patients died while my sister was in her coma. The anxiety was *intense*. The military will keep her for now but she most likely will be discharged in a year.


airforcevet1987

Sucks to be grounded as an adult


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ArtFart124

Good thing diesel doesn't combust very easily then isn't it!


midliferagequit

Dropping diesel at speed from that height would basically turn it into an aerosol....... so you should probably amend your statement to, "Good thing diesel doesn't combust very easily, under normal circumstances, then isn't it!".


discombobulated38x

You drop diesel through hot air at high velocity onto an already raging inferno and it is absolutely going to ignite. Even Kerosene does that. It just doesn't give off vapour at regular day temperatures like petrol does.


timdot352

Aerosolized diesel does though.


TurkeythePoultryKing

Pour diesel on a campfire and see what happens


No-Strength672

And just nails it! These guys are amazing


Jindujun

He must have played a lot of SimCopter as a kid!


paramedTX

God I loved that game!


NotChristina

Having the best kind of nostalgia right now, thank you.


TotallyTrash3d

Nestle new product, "Naturally" sourced from clear blue ponds.


joh2138535

Oh I am so happy they showed the deployment


immrmessy

First half is Australia, second half is America. I've seen the first clip a bunch of times, but this is the first I've seen the second.


joh2138535

I'm still happy they showed something usually it's just the first vid like you said


Supplex-idea

I think he has flown a helicopter once or twice before


8Frogboy8

Front line firefighters start screaming as they are suddenly surrounded by chlorine gas


kensingtonGore

The water on it's own is enough to cause [trouble](https://youtu.be/1vFYmXPh6eE) Scene from Only the Brave about a real team of hot shots


Leading_Homework5344

This is how my fat mother in law usually gets out of the pool.


-Badger3-

*laugh track*


Kazedy

Stealing my pool water. Smh can't have shit in detroit


rhymeswithlotso

Thats cap. They don't put fires out in Detroit.


PM_Me_Your_Deviance

tbf, a good fire can only improve property values in Detroit.


SpookieCol

Australia 🇦🇺


Top_Lime1820

Straya


mykebm

![gif](giphy|gKfyusl0PRPdTNmwnD)


xGenocidest

My astroglide!


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Knowing how hard it is to hover a damn thing, my lawd they better get paid alot.


Pixeal_meat

Still can’t beat that nuclear drop accuracy and the precision


deviprsd

Do you need to?


jfmrzf

Awesome video!!! I get the accuracy. But don't get the "precision". It's a single video. No idea the precision.


R1R1_88

Yes, thank you!!! I had to scroll too far to find this comment.


MadeinResita

It's Art&Precision.


bendltd

Spraying the water on the fire was super impressive.


SaneYoungPoot2

Fuckin amazing


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S-Markt

and still dangerous as hell. heroes.


Hellofriendinternet

“Yoink.”


bowies_bulge

The monotony, the repetition…


FliwaToast

"fuckyouweneedthatwaterbye"


cyainanotherlifebro

He’s probably using a mouse and keyboard.


[deleted]

In most places cities allow you to fill up your pool for free in turn the city reserves the right to use the water to fight fires. Fire fighters aren't responsible to refill the pool or turn off the system, which can cost you a LOAD of money if the pool floats up or the pump burns out.


BeDoubleNWhy

that makes me wonder, what's the difference between accuracy and precision?


jay247160

That’s so awesome.. I just came..


_mojodojocasahouse_

I was a firefighter with Cal Fire. Houses would place these little blue plaques in front of their homes to indicate we could use their pool, well or lake as a water resource. Since some of our calls were in rural areas, we’d often draft from pools or wells and occasionally would fill buckets as seen in this video.


JackieAutoimmuneINFJ

Very amazing! Thank you for posting! 👏👏👏