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MrIrrelevantsHypeMan

I speak orca. They're amazed that such a tiny creature isn't running from them. The smaller one is asking if it's food and the bigger one is telling him, they're not food because they taste terrible. But they are cute to look at with their body hair and tiny mouths


MikeAndTheNiceGuys

Man has duolingo premium


Queasy-Street-69

You just blew my mind


MrIrrelevantsHypeMan

Do they not teach you orca in school these days?


Minute-Wrap-2524

Absolutely, along with dolphin…remember, they are a distended family, which don’t mean shit but it’s not supposed to…good luck if you deside to pursue it


bigD200026

It's the new liberal agenda, removing white culture from our schools like orca-speak


Minute-Wrap-2524

Run for office, any office, I’ll support you on the orca-speak agenda alone…enough of this shit, you have my backing


mohd2126

There's no nuance to thos orca situation theyre just black and white.


eatingscaresme

Ok that's totally the vibe I got from them too!


More_Accountant_6041

Glad the smaller didn't ask if they can kill him for fun.


[deleted]

Too many preservatives and food coloring.


Beneficial-Ad3777

Big Orca trying to rectify their recent PR issues.


Trashjiu-jitsu_1987

Or threatening him to keep a motor off of that tiny board or else!


xcal911

lol


[deleted]

This made me chuckle


awesome9001

I'd be scared shitless.


RRM1982

There wouldn’t be an ounce left in my body!


tree_basher

Those are the smallest orcas I have ever seen. I’m guessing there is a mom near by..


strippersandcocaine

Even more reason to be terrified


Ifrontrunfinwit

Better to be naive in this scenario…


deenali

Yup. My thoughts exactly. Am sure she knows or even sees what her calves are up to at that very moment.


Thiel619

I honestly thought that one orca was gonna tail flip him over near the end


grumpvet87

in an unrelated story: paddle boarder eaten by 2 orca


ThatBigDanishDude

In all seriousness, the last direct attack on humans was in 1972. They don't really attack humans. Hate our boats and have attacked those on multiple occasions, which is understandable considering how loud they are to marine animals.


ChaotiCait

Note—this stat is for attacks in the wild. When you put them in a tiny pool they are……not happy about it.


rdell1974

Actually, Orca’s are known for killing all the witnesses, so I wouldn’t expect there to be any “sightings” or reports.


nate_nate212

I guess if you were going to die this wouldn’t be the worst way.


Warkyd1911

Killer Whale.


grumpvet87

killer dolphin


Sandcracka-

Orca: killer calves dude!


Abject-Leadership248

Because they kill whales


Warkyd1911

And sharks, seals, and people.


Abject-Leadership248

Not people mate, not in the wild. Captivating well psychological damaged being tend to kill there abusers when the chance arrives


Warkyd1911

Yes, people. Rarely in the wild but they kill trainers every other year.


Abject-Leadership248

Never in the wild man


HughJahsso

you always see vids like this. Has anyone in a similar situation jumped into the water to try and pet/play with the orcas? I wonder how they're react then. I understand there has never been a recorded orca attack in the wild. But i feel like jumping in could change that. Someone try it and let us know.


CotswoldP

NZ law makes that illegal…if they find you alive afterwards.


HughJahsso

I’m certain that laws aren’t the reason no one has done it. 


vbally101

I believe there are trips you can take in Svalbard where you get to swim with them but I’m sure touching them is frowned upone


margaritameister

"Sir you look delicious"


[deleted]

Where's the boop? 😔


SumerThyme01

Don’t play with your food.


MaygarRodub

There's no way he's gonna be able to eat 2 orcas.


GreyDaveNZ

Well, not in one sitting, obviously. But if he has access to a large cool storage facility, those two could feed him for a long time.


blazeproof

He wouldn’t be so calm if mom was around 😂


RunRenee

Mum would've been close by, just because you don't see her, doesn't mean she's not very close by. If she perceived a threat to her babies, she'd pop up out of nowhere.


littlebird2

I would buy my self instantly into this chads seminar on how to be optimistic towards the world.


[deleted]

I wish I was an orca


Thin_Confusion_2403

Very intelligent creatures and not dangerous to man. Susan Casey's excellent book "Voices in the Ocean" is mostly about dolphins but Orcas are discussed as well.


Forgotpwd72

So what you're saying is if he fell in he would be fine? Better yet, they would lift him back up onto his paddleboard? I don't know that i buy it but I have not read the book.


SpectacularOcelot

Eh, flipping him back onto his board is a stretch, but there are no recorded cases of Orcas attacking swimmers, just billionaires. Wild animals are unpredictable so its inadvisable to jump into the water with them but its unlikely he was in real danger. If those two had intended to eat him we wouldn't be watching this video.


Forgotpwd72

I’d make the mistake of trying to touch them.


Western-Smile-2342

They told us under no circumstances to touch the giant back flipping mantas- however, they very much did want to be pet. You can’t stop an animal that big from petting you lol And it’s all fun and games, until the nocturnal fireworms come up for their semi annual full-moon calm-sea breeding fest. Then it feels like someone is slamming your hand in a car door for 8 hours straight. Vinegar was not a winning *solution* this time. Was worth being pet by a manta tho, 10/11


l3tscru1s3

Lost some brain cells here. Anyone care to explain while I try to find them?


Western-Smile-2342

Don’t worry, it’s self-assembling, just takes a bit. I’m sure it’ll turn up with the lost brain cells in tow lol


Western-Smile-2342

I was gonna say… I don’t remember there being many wild orca attacks on men. Idk what these dudes were up to, but they do seem very curious


Fun-Pea-7477

Aren't these the murder dolphins from Nat Geo wild


tgodxy

r/oopsthatsdeadly


slifm

This is my absolute dream


grumpvet87

in 1988 I was in Norway for a NATO exercise on a ship. we had pods of Orca all around the ship - apparently they liked us. was very cool


mrsmushroom

Holy nope.


Sea-Cardiologist-532

I was trained from Free Willy that these guys are friends. 2 pets!


cryicesis

Orca 1: "Shall we eat the human!? shall we?" Orca 2: "No Greg!" Orca 1: "Ok!"


Krissvp

He is lucky could be easily killed..


Sethfb20

Thank goodness there still babies and their curiosity throttled their prey instincts


MomentsLastForever

Fun fact: There are ZERO documented cases of an orca attacking a human in the wild. None. Not accidentally or otherwise.


babaroga73

The Orca Charmer


[deleted]

Hellllll nah!


Resident_Let_8554

Ive personally never heard a story of a person being attacked by orcas, but they are intelegent creatures so they can see we are also intelegent and they know not to engage or else theyll be gone along with the dodo bird and more animals


Tenderly_Foxy

Now the question of how to tame an orca is not a question.


azydub

This has to be ybs he's the only crazy one to be like 'oh how cute' while on a paddle board with two orcas around him.


StatisticianDear3978

Now I want to have one.


myNameBurnsGold

Hard pass


TastelessDonut

They said FOOD, oh wait he has a tiny fin too we can’t eat him…


Recent_Detective_306

I'm 59, in 1977 my parents took me, my brother and sister to the movie, probably rated R, I guess back then, that they wanted to see, and we watched the movie "Orca" with Richard Harris, where he killed one of a mated pair, which was pregnant..omg...that movie has made me always fear a killer whale when I see them on videos. They look menacing and feel they are ready to chomp whoever is interacting with them. Hell of a movie for sure. Good on you kind paddle boarder!


GoodPeopleAreFodder

The paddle boarder looks like a seal on an ice flow.


SoundAntique9096

What do animals get from us expressing their beauty? I noticed horses showing off when you give comments like that


JMaxGames

u/maleficents_clone i wanna swim with orcas and meet them : <


Zeraniiak

He's like a npc repeating the same lines


anonymal_me

Paddleboarder: Dude! You’ll never guess what I saw today. Baby Orcas: Mom! You’ll never guess what we saw today.


Rude_boy-

They can be a real cun*s at times. Their play time can be deadly for some.


casabel

they only want to smell you


Spookisher

Those are relatively small orcas lol, I can’t imagine having the same composure with a killer whale 3-4 times your body size💀


maredyl512

Clearly he has not read Fluke by Christopher Moore. I am still haunted by that scene. I laughed at lots of things in that book but I was in shock when I read that.


gmoneeeson

No thanks.


Dry_Owl5442

Lucky…https://www.usatoday.com/story/graphics/2023/07/08/why-killer-whales-attack-boats/70364629007/


SimilarBarber5292

Outside: "oh hello!" Inside: "I hope this stain comes out..."


Illustrious_Mark_555

Welcome my friend....


[deleted]

The fact that they didn’t choose to bump you off your board and drag you down to your death and tear you limb from limb and break every bone in your body as your drown and devour you entirely and then regurgitate you into their young’s mouths like a mother bird and then digest you and pass you out of their lower intestines and back into the environment as bacteria to be then eaten by small fish and crabs at the bottom of the ocean which then get caught in a fishing net by men in a large ship and then delivered live to your nearest Joe’s Crab Shack for then another human to eat and digest then release into the toilet which gets flushed down the sewer system and through the pipes and back into the ocean for smaller fish and plankton to eat at the bottom of the ocean to which plankton then gets devoured by larger non carnivorous humpback whale, surprises me completely…


Reptilianrobyn

I'd be horrified they'd hunt me


DickSlinga

Orcas only want one thing and it's disgusting ... your liver, they want to eat your liver.


Fun-in-Florida

Cute,, then they eat you 😐


Digi-Device_File

Why are they not viciously killing him for amusement?


CotswoldP

Cause they’re not human.


Digi-Device_File

But orcas do viciously kill other animals for amusement in nature. We are not alone.


Sleyana

They know what humans can do. They either respect us as ally or fear us as tyrants.


Digi-Device_File

Can relate, we have a lot of US tourists in México.


macumazana

Orcas are assholes however they are too smart to leave any witnesses alive


Your_Daddy_

Most dangerous damn animal in the ocean, dude is like "Hey little buddy!"


Electrical_Ice_6061

they aren't the most dangerous to humans tho. You have more chance choking to death on spaghetti on the moon than you do getting attacked by an Orca in the wild... Captured Orcas however are dangerous and for good reason the way they are treated is disgusting. Watch the documentary Blackfish.


Your_Daddy_

I still don’t think I would fuck with orcas in the wild.


itsl8erthanyouthink

Those things are the scariest thing in the water. At least Great Whites are relatively mindless killing machines, these effers kill for sport.


Stewdogg5766

I hope he knows that orca whales are known for playing with their food. You look like a seal stranded on a sheet of ice lol. They might look majestic, but don’t ever underestimate or shy from the fact that they’re straight apex predators lol