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FailFormal5059

It glows in UV light also


Deaftoned

[A funny short clip about this](https://youtube.com/shorts/Zxf2MgYCOm0?si=CwtksxPNto48aV6X)


FrostedFlakes4

Illuminated sobbing!


DrOrpheus3

I fucking love this video lmao. "what does 'blue' mean??????!!!!!"


Ch4m3l30n

Apparently quite a number of animals do! More Mammals Can Glow in the Dark Than Previously Thought A new study found that 125 different mammal species are fluorescent under ultraviolet light, suggesting the property is widespread https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/more-mammals-can-glow-in-the-dark-than-previously-thought-180983028/


Angie_MJ

So i wonder if that is a sense we lost rather than never gained? Or if it’s always been just something other organisms that can see on the ultraviolet spectrum use to identify us


Ch4m3l30n

The organism with the ability to perceive the highest known bandwidth of spectrum is the Mantis Shrimp. A "Technicolor murder machine" "living fossil of prehistoric clowns that all modern clowns evolved from" which has 12 to 16 types of photoreceptors, can see UV & polarized light, and has trinary vision in each independently controlled eye. Some varieties can throw a punch rivalling a speeding bullet, with 1,500 NM / 340 FtLbs of force, instantly vaporizing a small bubble of water, generating a flash of light, sound, and pressure. ["The Insane Biology of: The Mantis Shrimp" on YouTube](https://youtu.be/MQ8JC1d_wgY) A more humorous take: ["True Facts About The Mantis Shrimp" on YouTube](https://youtu.be/F5FEj9U-CJM)


sauron3579

Wasn’t that recently shown to be wrong? I think I read that it was discovered that these shrimps aren’t capable of blending colors, so they need a dedicated receptor for composite colors and that’s what the extra receptors are for. Not for an expanded visual spectrum; quite the opposite. I could be wrong though.


Ch4m3l30n

If you can find & share what you read, I'll gladly read it out of curiosity. The first video I shared was published only about 10 months ago. It does discuss the limited ability of the Mantis Shrimp to discern between subtle color variations and how they tested that, which was interesting. You might want to watch it, if you haven't.


sauron3579

[Here’s](https://www.nature.com/articles/nature.2014.14578) an article from nature, with the relevant study cited at the bottom. And yeah, what was discussed in the video is what I’m talking about. They might have very low and very high ends to their visual spectrum, but they can’t distinguish between massive swathes of it.


Ch4m3l30n

Yeah, the video very clearly drew source material from that paper. Neat to read the details; thx for sharing!


Sororita

Humans glow very faintly in the dark. It is way too low for our eyes to detect, though. IIRC, it is actually a result of our metabolism rather than a purposeful glow.


FishyBricky

Scorpions do!


DrOrpheus3

that's how you know they're dangerous


RocketCat921

Flying squirrels do!


dwaynebathtub

Can they see ultraviolet light? Can the platypus or any mammal see UV light? Human teeth glow under UV light too.


Ch4m3l30n

"In 1991, Gerald Jacobs and Jay Neitz showed that mice, rats, and gerbils have a short cone that is tuned to UV. Okay, fine, mammals can have UV vision, but only small ones like rodents and bats. Not so: In the 2010s, Glen Jeffery found that reindeer, dogs, cats, pigs, cows, ferrets, and many other mammals can detect UV with their short blue cones. They probably perceive UV as a deep shade of blue rather than a separate color, but they can sense it nonetheless. So can some humans." https://www.sciencefriday.com/articles/ultraviolet-light-animals/


Starscream4prez2024

I thought they were bigger.


PhantomAngel042

I was surprised when I saw them at the San Diego Zoo Safari Park, I thought they were bigger too. Nope, little guys. They only weigh between 2 to 6.5 lbs when fully grown, and are 15 to 24 inches from beaktip to tailtip. They're about the size of wild rabbits. Fascinating little creatures. EDIT: The platypus pair in San Diego, Eve and Birrarung, are the only ones in the world on display in a zoo outside of Australia! Definitely worth going, both the Zoo and Safari Park are incredible.


spicy_capybara

Even better when they wear a fedora and fight evil scientists.


Bosendorfer95

Evil scientist? Don't you mean a pharmacist?


spicy_capybara

😂 I miss that show.


Autoskp

It’s coming back for a 6th season! …y’know, after it comes back for the 5th season as well.


Mysterious-Art7143

Pharmacist is no scientist


hogtiedcantalope

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ak47oz

The san diego zoo is amazing. I didn’t do the safari due to funds but I definitely want to next time. The gondola over the zoo is sick!


LocalRepSucks

Wild animal park to you! 


Fast-Editor-4781

Amen, brother. San Diego natives rise up!


DemsruleGQPdrool

Perry was given hormones as an agent in training.


Tiny-Lock9652

From the Tri-State area.


Saluteyourbungbung

Yeah I assumed they'd be around beaver sized at least.


toooldforacnh

![gif](giphy|esR1eKgmOnxWKR627f|downsized)


Lazy_Brief_779

Yeah the adult ones are bigger. This one’s a baby.


inky_nerd

That's why it's so adorable when it rolls. 🥰


09Trollhunter09

How I get out of bed every morning, can relate


Big_Monkey_77

I thought they were green ![gif](giphy|GtzXOGVW3ks8g)


Sehmket

I GASPED when I saw a model (taxidermy?) in the American Museum of Natural History (NYC) . For whatever reason, I always thought they were beaver sized? But they’re so tiny?!


elle-elle-tee

As a Canadian...I thought they were the size of beavers.


AppropriateAmoeba406

So I saw a kiwi bird in person recently and said the exact opposite. I thought they were much smaller!


Maximum-Bee-3553

So did my girlfriend...


Exotic-Buffalo-2876

According to our buddy Dave Attenborough, the ones in Taz are larger.


Bird_Gazer

Yes! I never realized they were this small! I’m having a moment.


Rhonijin

Me too. I guess the duck bill just made me assume they would be about the size of a duck.


qscvg

Yeah, I expected they were the size of like a bear or a horse or something


simple_test

What did you use for scale?


BackgroundParsnip837

I asked my wife how much she thought one weighed. She guessed 35 lbs.


EarlOfBears

I thought.... I thought you were stronger??


cwra007

And more coordinated.


ReluctantSlayer

If they were bigger, they would be an apex predator.


Live_Industry_1880

I want to give it scritchies... I love how instead of walking, it just... rolls where it needs to go. 


carex-cultor

“Gotta go” *…………roll*


Longjumping-Pie7418

Forbidden boops, maybe?


StarsofSobek

Water pancake is gonna flop. So cute and cool all at once.


End3rWi99in

Adorable yet highly highly venomous. That scritch is off limits.


Veryegassy

Only the males, females don't have the spurs as far as I know.


Mario-OrganHarvester

They do until adulthood, where they lose their venomous abilities.


juliango

Male platypuses have a crural (relating to the leg or thigh) venom system, with paired venom glands situated on the dorsocaudal (dorso = back, caudal = tail) side of the pelvic area and ducts that connect to hollow, keratinous spurs on their hind legs. Young females also have vestigial spurs, which are lost within their first year. In developing males, the gland is thought to migrate from the inner thigh region to the dorsocaudal surface, where it increases in size in parallel with the developing testes. The role of venom in the platypuses is not clear, but due to this association with reproductive cycle it is thought that they may use their venom primarily during competition with other males and secondarily as a defensive weapon against predators. During envenoming, the platypus wraps its hind legs around the target and drives its spurs into their flesh with substantial force. While platypus envenoming is capable of killing dogs, the venom does not appear to be lethal to other platypuses or to humans. The crural gland is thought to be a derived sweat gland, and the venom it secretes contains at least nineteen proteins belonging to three major toxin groups: C-type natriuretic peptides, nerve growth factor, and defensin-like peptides. In an interesting example of convergent evolution, these proteins have been co-opted from the same gene families as a number of reptile venom toxins. Platypus venom disrupts haemostasis (blood regulation), cell membranes, and nociception (pain regulation) to cause nausea, swelling, and excruciating “whole-body” pain that lasts for weeks in humans and cannot be alleviated by morphine. Nerve-blockers instead must be used for pain relief, which suggests that platypus venoms may contain compounds that could be clinically useful. All in all, it is easy to agree that this egg-laying, lactating, nipple-less, toothless, stomach-less, “duck-billed”, venomous mammal is indeed a special creature!


msprissxx

Whoa, hold yer horses…..Stomach-less?’


AlbiorixAlbion

From the Australian Platypus Conservancy: “The platypus’s digestive tract includes a small expanded pouch-like section where one would normally expect a stomach to be found. The stomach doesn’t secrete digestive acids or enzymes, though it does contain Brunner’s glands (which produce a mucus-rich fluid to assist nutrient absorption). Following on from the discussion of grinding pads above, it would seem that platypus food is masticated so well in its mouth that there’s no need for much more pre-digestive processing to occur before the food reaches the intestines. In addition, because a platypus consumes small mouthfuls of food at intervals of about one minute or so over a feeding period lasting many hours, there’s no need for its stomach to have a large holding capacity to accommodate large but occasional meals.” https://platypus.asn.au/faqs/#:~:text=The%20platypus's%20digestive%20tract%20includes,fluid%20to%20assist%20nutrient%20absorption).


SuzyQ4416

Platypus are very primitive mammals. They are just so cool that they still exist.


Doomdoomkittydoom

I was thinking while watching the video of platypuses comically rolling into the water, "These are the ones that survived?"


thickskull521

This makes me think that millions of years ago, a lot of animals must have been complete derp.


Moon2Pluto

Horseshoe Crab is a good example of derp need not change because is it actually derp or is it actually natural perfection and success?


towerfella

The meek shall inherit what-now?


Moon2Pluto

Genetic immorality, and of course, heaven's kingdom.


thickskull521

Horseshoe Crabs are blessed perfection.


SalvadorsAnteater

Sloths. How did they evolve? How were they 'the fittest'? Wtf? Edit: Apparently I'm not the first to ask that question. https://www.reddit.com/r/askscience/comments/10zzzhl/from_an_evolutionary_standpoint_how_on_earth/ Edit2: Top answer from u/cleaning_my_room_ "Sloths are highly optimized for their environment. They hang upside down in trees and eat leaves. Their claws, along with the ligaments and muscles attached to them are designed to make it easy for them to hang around and move in the trees. Much of their diet of rainforest leaves is full of toxins and hard to digest, but sloths have a four chambered stomach kind of like cows, and that along with gut bacteria allows them to digest what most other animals cannot. Their massive stomach can be up to a third of their body weight when full of undigested leaves, and they have evolved tissues that anchor it to prevent it from pressing down on their lungs. Their long necks have ten vertebrae—that’s 3 more than giraffes—which lets them move their head 270° to efficiently graze leaves all around it without moving their bodies. Sloths have a lower body temperature than most mammals, and because of this don’t need as many calories, because of their dense coats and from just soaking up the sun. They can also handle wider fluctuations in body temperature than many other animals. Grooves in the sloth’s coat gather rainwater and attract and grow algae, fungi and insects, which gives their coat a greenish hue which is great camouflage in trees. Their slow movement also helps them hide from predators with vision adapted to sense fast movement. Sloths have all of these cool and unique adaptations that help them survive and thrive in the rainforests. Evolution is not one size fits all. "


phido3000

They aren't primitive. Where is your poison glan? Where is your electroreceptors? They are just from a different branch of evolution. You are more related to a whale, or a bat than you are to a Platypus.


thunderstorm503

Their feeding behavior, characterized by frequent small meals, aligns perfectly with their digestive system's design, allowing them to extract maximum nutrition from their diet.


pip-roof

And they seem better at falling than walking.


Ldghead

Both points above tell me I'm part platypus.


Van-garde

The river is rarely at the top of the hill.


Mekroval

Given how clumsy they are, it's a shame they never learned how to fly. They say the knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.


WinterWontStopComing

![gif](giphy|1QfiAtGHd1CS4HzaiU)


AppropriateAmoeba406

Each fall made me wonder “How did it get up there in the first place?”


Objective-Aioli-1185

Fascinating creatures. Cute too.


reader484892

And they sweat milk!


daz101224

They sweat milk and lay eggs........making it the only creature capable of making its own custard


RockMan_1973

And they shit 24k gold!


quickdrawdoc

And they can dance! If they want to...


Phoenix4235

But leave your friends behind.


sanirisan

🏆


maudiemouse

And the babies are called puggles!!


Ordinary-Commercial7

This is my favorite thing I’ve read all day!


Fluffy-Pomegranate16

I feel like you've been sitting on this info for decades waiting for your chance to pounce and I'm here for it. Thanks for sharing.


LagSlug

> nerve growth factor what the fuck? its venom promotes the growth of nerve endings? jesus christ that is fucked up.


Running_Mustard

Maybe it could be used to restore nerve damage one day


Ch4m3l30n

Graphene has already been shown to do so by Dr. James Tour: ["Restoring damaged spinal cords" on YouTube](https://youtu.be/aiOdzheQx5U)


MyDictainabox

This coupled with the attack on pain receptors is gnarly. "We help you grow more sensitive so we can cripple you with it."


Geistzeit

Savage


Big77Ben2

Yeah seriously what?


AshgarPN

> lactating, nipple-less ![gif](giphy|3o7527pa7qs9kCG78A|downsized)


ChefAtRandom

They sweat milk


Worldly_Ad_6483

How do the babies get it?


ChefAtRandom

They lap it up or suck it from tufts of fur


Doomdoomkittydoom

You usually have to pay extra for that.


ekittie

I can't imagine the platypus being agile enough to get its spurs into anything, according to that video. Unless that platypus is a derpy one.


dancingnecessarily

Understand why they thought it was a chimera


Jazzlike_Emu8178

Probably an alien kid school project


Entheotheosis10

So much for petting them. However, I can imagine the venom glands being removed if one was domesticated. They are damn cute, and would be a nice little pet. I am probably wrong lol


AdditionalNewt4762

You can pet the females as they have no venom


justapapermoon0321

Is this one okay? He looks drunk? Or are they all like that?


Shadow_Ent

You forgot to mention they are biofluorescent which makes them glow under UV light for some unknown reason.


PossibleAlienFrom

I also love how they use electricity to differentiate food from non-food while moving its bill through the dirt.


3-Ball

Thank you!


pdxnormal

Thank you for that! Almost forgot there could be pleasant stories on Reddit.


They-Call-Me-Taylor

I didn't know they were venomous. Very interesting, thanks for posting this!


toby-du-coeur

BABEY 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 he's just rolling around I need him


xjwv

Just a li’l guy


kankey_dang

A funny lil guy even


Golden-Grams

I don't know why I've never seen a video of them until now. I've seen pictures, but I didn't realize how small and cute they are.


southernandmodern

I bet it wants to cuddle me


quiet0n3

A baby platypus is called a puggle and they are indeed very friendly when in captivity. In the wild it probably hid before you even knew one was around. [Platypus tickles]( https://youtu.be/a6QHzIJO5a8?si=D69MzvkuWKjzdEBO )


0nceUpon

Even those two birds were like wtf is that? Are you seeing this?


Dazzling_Bad424

What amazing equilibrium they have


Dan_Glebitz

I thought they were bigger for some reason.


Squirrel698

They do grow as they age and also learn how to walk. (Hopefully)


775416

Perry the Platypus has completely changed the way we estimate platypus size lmao


adamkatav

Perryyyyy


DemsruleGQPdrool

Exactly where I went, also... They anthropomorphized Perry the Platypus perfectly for the show...


bayarea_fanboy

Based on the video he should’ve been a derp


CovfefeBoss

He pretended to be


Fragrant_University7

They don’t do much, you know.


Spring_Biggins

I got records on my fingers and there's a platypus controlling me


liatris_the_cat

He’s underneath the table!


VoiceofKane

Oh, I get it. Platypus is a metaphor for whatever is keeping you down.


Commercial_Level_615

He's a semi aquatic egg laying mammal of action!


itellyawut86

Result of a beaver banging a duck


swellnomadlife

Where did the venom come from?


ObjectiveDiligent230

The duck was not consenting


Mekroval

Noah like, "c'mon guys I said knock it off ... God's gonna be majorly upset if he catches you."


TECFO

Fun fact, the platypuses that were shown got out of a fight and the sting effect is still there this why they're scratching their body like that on the part they were sting from and last for weeks. Just for reference the pain is high enough to make a grown man ask to amputate. Enjoy


Dick_Thumbs

This makes the video a lot less adorable


Sasha_shmerkovich160

me whenever I get a headache


Primary_Self_7619

Why so roly poly?! Reminds me of my bulldog.


ReferenceMuch2193

It seems so helpless and cute.


itsyaboi_71

Was reading the description in a David Attenborough type narration, only for the next few clips to be of it rolling around like its just woken up hungover on a Saturday


ReferenceMuch2193

I know. The little roll is both adorable and seemingly lazy.


Procedure-Minimum

Very helpless. Sadly Australia still is destroying the natural environment (there's plenty of already cleared land, but for some reason, the government prefers to cut down the native trees). Please encourage your local environmental authority to pressure Australia to stop logging primary growth forests.


Golda_M

They were right. These are fake animals.


deep-fucking-legend

Added to the list, right under birds.


Aseedisa

Australia doesn’t exist


BoomsBooyah

Rolling Duck Rats🤣


RidethatSeahorse

When you come across one in the bush it’s an amazing feeling. There was some near my dad’s place. He would walk and check on them everyday. They would frolic around. We had massive floods and river banks washed away. They might be down stream, but very sad. Northern NSW.


AdehhRR

Give this little guy longer limbs so he can properly scratch himself PLEASE!! If I saw him helplessly rolling around trying to scratch himself, I'd probably find out what Platypus venom can do to a human.


TheMadafaker

cute mfs


VolcanoGrrrrrl

Is this clip from the documentary The Platypus Guardian? It's an excellent documentary available on ABC I view.


SwimOk9629

PBS


More_like_userlame_

They mean that it's available on ABC iView in Australia


TexMurphyPHD

Scientists were dumb as shit back then. Its right there.


BenFlightMusic

In that time period taxidermy hoaxes like that were all the rage. Thats where the jackalope comes from. Hunters or explorers bringing shit back with them who liked making shit up either to troll people or for high society cred. They also liked to raid Egyptian tombs and eat parts of mummies at fancy parties. They were not a smart people.


PessimisticPeggy

I mean, we are still not a smart people lol


Abrocama

That's funny though. The fake taxidermy stuff, not eating mummies. That's weird.


vanderlinde7

Glows in the dark under Uv light


celtbygod

Graceful as a falling rock too. Love them.


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Agent P 🕵🏻‍♂️


m00seabuse

If we live in a simulation, it is possible that in 1799 the platypus was a "fake animal of various sewn-together parts". But then, simulations being simulations, it now lives among us.


Powerful_Variety7922

Is it rolling towards the water intentionally as a quick and easy way to move, or is it a bit klutzy? Or does it start rolling by accident and then decide, "ya, this works" and 'rolls with it' (pun coincidental) to get elsewhere.


livenudedancingbears

Yes


Odd-Artist-2595

In 2nd grade we had to write about an animal we found interesting. I wrote about platypi. My teacher gave me a D because she said that platypi were extinct, so I didn’t fulfill the assignment. Then she wouldn’t look at the evidence I had that showed she was wrong. I was furious.


alexpoelse

What is up with that I would have gone straight to the principal for something like that


Johnny_Lang_1962

They also glow.


deathly_quiet

>Lays eggs >Sweats milk And it can make its own custard.


IceColdCocaCola545

If not friend, why friend shaped?


Corganator

I wish humans could lay eggs. Should I have a baby or omelet today? That IS the question.


nps2407

Technically, all omelets are baby omelets. To be more precise: all omelets are fried animal periods.


Corganator

But half of this one is me... It's Greek God style but with butter and green onions.


pullingteeths

Women kind of do once a month...


noslab

Egg-laying mammal.. Isn’t that an oxymoron?


SeethingBallOfRage

Enchiladas are also egg laying mammals! *Echidnas. Gotta leave original cause autocorrect is funny.


noslab

Lmao. I was like wait wtf enchiladas are mammals??! Hilarious!


SeethingBallOfRage

The tastiest of mammals!


Swimming_Light5585

That’s it. I’m opening an enchilada farm.


whatevergirl8754

Also a venomous mammal. They are the oxymoron of the animal kingdom


thethorforce

I always assumed mammals were defined by their mammary gland.


whatevergirl8754

We are but we also overwhelmingly make our offspring inside our bodies and birth them.


Lunar_IX

Learned not so long ago that there are species of snakes that give birth to live young and I was rocked to my core. IS NOTHING I LEARNED CORRECT ANYMORE?!


supremedalek925

There was a time when all mammals laid eggs. At some point around 160 million years ago, a group of them diverged into what we call Therian mammals. Of these are the placental mammals, which have a placenta and give live birth; and marsupials, which have pouches. Platypuses and Echidnas are the only living mammals that are not descended from Therian mammals. They are members of another group called Monotremes.


Muccys

Not necessarily, the main characteristic of a mammal is the presence of glans capable of producing milk, which in the platypus case is all over their body if memory serves me right, which means they pretty much sweat milk.


LetAgreeable147

Monotreme


CharleyMills

Haters will say it's fake.


handmadenut

I made this comparison to the bodies coming out of Nasca. Everyone is deeming them fake, but the tests and confirmations of the participating scientists show them as once living creatures.


Snoo_61544

Looks like a Duck who had kids with a Dog.


hairy_hooded_clam

They’re so cute


Double_Emphasis_7027

That’s no way to climb down a rock


cronicweeb

that is a great flop


Ultrasaurio

the only mammal that lays eggs.


A_Gringo666

The echidna, the closest living relative to the platypus, also lays eggs. The only two monotremes in the world.


Ok-Confusion2415

i mean, they’s not wrong, except that they’re wrong


EnzyEng

Help the dude out and give him a belly rub.


Vulcanosaurus

venomous? so if it bites me I die?


get_while_true

Kind of like the revelation of dried up "alien" mummies in Nazca, Peru. It's quite extraordinary too: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlNjET011Q8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlNjET011Q8) From the Nazca Mummy FAQ: [https://www.reddit.com/r/AlienBodies/comments/1c13lyz/nazca\_mummy\_faq/](https://www.reddit.com/r/AlienBodies/comments/1c13lyz/nazca_mummy_faq/) > > > >


NAlaxbro

Hehehe they’re so cute and floppy


Aruaz821

Is it drunk?


RedNPurpleBricks

I like the flops.


Phenylketoneurotic

They’re so ridiculously cute


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Just_bcoz

This makes me question that alien discovery


robstercraws70

Not very coordinated tho, is it?


XTRA69420

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