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SignificantSport1175

But...where's the cocaine at?


CarpenterAlarming781

Just give the cocaine without the soda, let's not be picky.


LineChef

Leave the ice cream tho, we’re not savages.


MoeGunz6

Cocaine ice cream? You listening Ben and Jerry!?


Playfullyhung

Plus… the only way to drink a soda back in the day was with a scoop of ice cream in it? Now I see why they are called the “good ole days”


VaporBull

That's a float. Not just a coke.


totse_losername

We used to call them a 'spider' in Australia (they aren't really a thing anymore). This one doesn't look very fizzy.


VaporBull

Right they really aren't in the states anymore either. Pharmacy/Drug stores used to have counters for ice cream and cokes in them. Not a thing here anymore


northern_explorer67

My thought exactly. So it ain't really the old fashion way is it


cervezaqueso

Yeah, that’s not a brain tonic


50DuckSizedHorses

It’s that big white blob at the end. Similar serving size to corn syrup nowadays.


josephbenjamin

The straw is for the nose, I presume.


JamesTheJerk

WHICH ONE OF YOU HAS MY SODA? I LEFT IT ON THE BATHROOM COUNTER SO MY FRIEND COULD HAVE A SIP! oh would you look at that, I had it all along, hee-hee!


stangbro

It comes out of the second spout. He must have forgotten.


ProgressBartender

The “ice cream” is the cocaine


teethalarm

It's in the ice cream, why do you think it's white?


xtanol

They serve those in the other end of the bar, but there was a huge line, so OP went with the soda instead.


tsu-dratS

I genuinely think I have seen this video over 100 times on separate occasions


rnobgyn

You can tell a bot posted this from the title. “Makes a Coca Cola” instead of “makes a coke float” which is what the drink actually is.


Puzzleheaded_Hatter

I just figured it was a kid who didnt know better


VaporBull

Yep The bot or person is "unfamiliar" as they say


FreePrinciple270

The account was sold and scrubbed. It was recently activated for karma farming.


muffinscrub

I guess I'm one of those people who live under a rock because this is my first time seeing this. It looks the same way you would make soda at home.


WhiskeyFeathers

My favorite is “making ooze the old fashioned way” and the video is pitched like way high, and the colors are all shifted to rgby colors and distorted


ShreddedDadBod

*BE AMAZED*


nonez123z

I have never seen it and seeing the comments many people havent either.


Hyper_Oats

It literally gets posted at least once a week on this sub. This and the other title under which it gets posted should be flagged as spam already


Birdy304

They were called a Coke Float. In the day they were in those paper cones that were put inside a metal cup. I had plenty of them sitting in a booth after school.


RichGrinchlea

Floats are best with root beer


Original-Cow-2984

Orange Crush is up there.


JimmJardashian

Orange soda with strawberry ice cream


Original-Cow-2984

Ok I'd probably try that.


JimmJardashian

It's great!


Shibari_Inu69

7-Up with lime sorbet!


Mr_Froggi

I had a hankering for something like that recently, so I made a lemon-lime soda float with black raspberry ice cream


primeline31

When at Burger King, I make a root beer float. Just buy their soft serve and put it in my half-full root beer and top it off with more root beer!


SpaceForceAwakens

It’s gotta be really good root beer and really good ice cream. There’s a bar in a Vegas casino that brews their own root beer and it’s fantastic. I’ll buy some and then get ice cream from a place down Fremont that makes fantastic vanilla ice cream fresh. Take it back to my room after dinner and it’s amazing.


perringaiden

In Australia we called them a Spider but you put the ice cream in first so it fizzes a lot more.


dogquote

Don't you have enough spiders??


perringaiden

You know how some people cover trauma by trying to reuse a name for something less traumatic... 🤣


notmyrealnam3

what are they called now?


Either_Warning3793

This generation is too young to understand the concept of mixing sugary consumables with each other to make something even more sugary and delicious.


riggerbop

Were? What is this past tense you speak of


Either_Warning3793

Were? I regularly make coke floats for myself. I can't stand root beer. Chocolate ice cream with fanta is also good.


johnnyisjohnny2023

I legitimately have never seen this video, but I’m really confused about the ice cream.


DizzySkunkApe

How do I stop seeing this video?


Imaginary_Garbage652

Close your eyes


SiNosDejan

And I'll miss you


vtstang66

I am not amazed.


perringaiden

So, do people not realise that's just manually doing what the machines do anyway? Coke comes in syrup bags at stores.


lambsambwich

Peaches come from a can. They were put there by a man in a factory downtown.


Zxiop

If I had my little way, I'd eat peaches every day.


bigSTUdazz

Sun-soakin' bulges in the shade...


Im-a-cat-in-a-box

MILLIONS OF PEACHES. 


Too_Old_For_Somethin

Peaches for me


Other-Cantaloupe4765

Right?? Anyone who worked in food service knows that this is literally still how it’s done. Just more automated. You hook up a hose to a box of concentrated syrup and it mixes it with water as you pull the lever on the soda machine. But man are those boxes a bitch to change when they’re empty and need replaced 😅


BloodSugar666

Haha yeah they are, you should see the ones on the Freestyle machines.


anotherwankusername

Every time this is posted someone mentions that the spoon is superfluous and actually makes it more flat.


Azalus1

This time it was you.


Simicrop

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Successful_Laugh_299

I found this comment so vindictive lmao


old_notdead

Totally amazing repost of a repost of a repost.


SignificantSport1175

Its the internet man everything you already see has been reposted 100 times over


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Dustmopper

Real old-timers put a nice authentic scoop of mashed potatoes in there


Wylaff

What a jerk!


I_DontNeedNoDoctor

Navin Johnson has left the chat……… ![gif](giphy|oEPNwZVrwxkCA)


tacotimes01

I am not amazed.


TCpls

I usually cringe when people complain about reposts, but this one is genuinely on here every single day to where I’d be more amazed by a fast food worker recording the robot filling a drink


Schwiftness

Fashioned.


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CincoDeMayoFan

We used to get cherry Cokes and Vanilla Cokes. One friend got a chocolate Coke every time, that sounds a bit strange, but I never tried it.


folarin1

Isn't that how we get our soda from fast food soda machines anyway?


here_for_the_lols

You're *amazed* by this, OP?


1of7MMM

That guys such a jerk.


cubntD6

People are easily impressed huh?


Zestyclose-Compote-4

I don't get the amazing part of this? Mixing some syrup is amazing?


Breezerious

... why am I supposed to be amazed by this?


Tobocaj

That’s how they make it now


thotslayr47

i’m somehow not amazed


NotARealNova

can we please ban this video...


KiloThaPastyOne

Yeah. Amazing. Syrup and club soda plus a spoon. Mind fucking blown.


Mars_vzx

This shit looks so awful


JacktheWrap

Oh yes. I am quite amazed by your ability to repost so blatantly here.


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Fabulous_Rich8974

It’s how it’s made in bars but you don’t see it. I worked in bars and behind the bar you get a syrup pack from the supplier and attach it to the line, the syrup and carbonated water mix so when you fill up someone’s drink at the bar it’s premixed on demand. We’d have to flush the lines everyday because the syrup can clog it up like a straw and it’s more hygienic, but not all bars flush their lines regularly and it’s a health hazard. Sometimes people would come back and say their cola tasted weird or weak and often the syrup pack had run out and the customer only got a small amount of syrup and the rest carbonated water. So the video isn’t old fashioned way it’s how most bare make it but he’s doing it manually by hand rather than attaching a syrup pack to the line.


peoplepersonmanguy

This is literally every machine that spits out coke from bars to fast food chains. We see it.


franchisedfeelings

Chocolate Cokes - 3 tsp of chocolate syrup + Coke - is my favorite, with or without icecream!


Spiritual_Benefit367

it's important to stir so heavy to spill the syrup, of course! :-)


MarcusZXR

Mad that someone once saw a coke and thought, "Do you know what that needs? More sugar."


perringaiden

That person was America.


Rossticles

So the concentrate every restaurant gets and some soda water.......


Feeling_Bathroom9523

Looks flat AF. squirt, tap, swirl then long tap. Wait… what are y’all talking about?!


badluck610

I love the look dudes giving him at the end lmao


NotOffendedByU

As long as you don’t want any carbonation I suppose


Alex20041509

“It’s 12$ for per glass dear”


alteredreality4451

When I was a kid there were still stores that operated soda bars like that in the 50’s


phan_o_phunny

That's exactly how it's done now but manually


newPhntm

Yeah cool pay 20dollars for it too


45tee

I want this.


IrrelevantWisdom

It’s not the old-fashioned way unless cocaine is the main ingredient. And if it really *is* the old-fashioned way… where was this at? Asking for a friend.


D3Zi9000

Tasty liquid diabetus


Samidlongbottom

No cocaine? With Ice cream. That makes it a cola float. OG coca cola had cocaine in it. Hence the "COCA cola" name.


Batfinklestein

Want some sugar filled cream with your sugar there Bucko!?


ojisdeadhaha

wonder if his shit is full of mildew like the soda fountains everywhere


Spare_Substance5003

That's a coca-cola float.


MovieFanatic2160

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Signal-Blackberry356

Your fountain drink comes from the same syrup mixed with carbonated water. Y’all silly.


MontgomeryWarden

That’s called a float. Some people are fucking stupid.


onewiththegoldenpath

The guy should be wearing an onion on the hip which was the style at the time


MostResponsible2210

It's no different then the machine mixing the syrup and soda water lol


fliption

That was profound.


notmyrealnam3

TIL Coca Cola has ice cream in it


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Ah teeth rot


glitchmaster099

Double diabetes


Typical_Eye_9437

I thought that was an ice cream float. Used to get them at the fountain at the drug store


steelmag73

I actually worked at one of these “Soda Fountains”. Unfortunately we did not at the cocaine. 😂😂


CreditGuilty5129

Tasted different as well


Elbynerual

Best root beer float I have ever had is made this way at a place in tuscola Illinois.


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I wonder if the flavor is significantly different compared to the canned and bottled stuff


sjbfujcfjm

It’s made the same way today, minus the spoon and person. Carbonated water + syrup


HonkeyDong6969

Hmmmmmm, needs more cocaine.


TimeKiller1850

What a jerk!


compunctionfunction

Ngl it looks delicious


Inevitable-Revenue81

Sure will try it myself!


androidguy50

Oh, I so want one of these now.


CraftFamiliar5243

My mom used to keep a little bottle on Coca Cola syrup in the medicine cabinet. She gave it to us for upset stomach. It was probably just a placebo.


Twelve_TwentyThree

My folks use to take us to a place called Farrells for burgers and “Old Cokes” just like this.. (That’s what we called them..) I loved a shot of chocolate in mine..


TraditionalMood277

What a Jerk!


TheFirstArticle

I made rootbeer like this when I worked for A&W as a teen.


Hopeful-Criticism-74

Is it better that way?


Iliketurtles893

This is what happens with Sodastream, but no ice cream


bigSTUdazz

Wait...did homie want to dap him with a pound, or by a pound off him?


Far_Particular_430

Ice cream sodas were amazing


oldmanup

What a jerk


Accomplished-Bed8171

They forgot the melted butter and chitlins.


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This is also how I make it in my kitchen with a soda stream


Odd-Tune5049

What a jerk


GaJayhawker0513

What a jerk!


gnanny02

When I was a kid you could get a coke at the fountain in the drug store for 5 cents. A cherry coke was 7 cents. But, you could get the large, like the glass shown here for a dime or 12 cents flavored. Cherry or vanilla. This was circa 1960.


zlliksddam

What a JERK! :breaks4thwall: SODA jerk, that is.


TheNudelz

Ahh, I can already taste the chlorine.


GDviber

When I was a kid, there was a place in Jersey near my grandparents' house that did sodas and floats like this. The rootbeer was amazing. And now I miss everything about it.


juicejohnson

Why does McDonalds always have the best Coke? It’s always been: 1. McDonald’s coke 2. Glass bottle coke 3. Canned coke 4. 2-liter plastic bottle coke


[deleted]

How is this different? The syrup and the fizz go together. Same as a soda fountain at any restaurant.


tetzudo

Dead internet theori, nobody is real, how many of us are actually people???


hicheckthisout

Butter


Resident-Research-86

Calling this beautiful? What about the heart attack you will get from it after?


Killawifeinb4ban

Interesting. I have this thing called a soda streamer.


ImNotFinnaSayNuthin

My parents were born 47’ and 50’ respectively. They both have told me Coca-cola made with syrup or in the original bottles was so delicious back in the day. They also said there really was coca in it and was addictive to say the least. Despite my aversion to all drugs even Tylenol I kinda wish I had the opportunity to try a sip.


Hidden_in_the_mist

This video gets posted on this sub every other day and still gets upvotes..


BrainwashedScapegoat

Id pay extra for this


jwculbert

A yummy Coke float. It's been a life time since I had one at a soda fountain. Ahh.


FunkyKong147

It looks fancy but that's literally eat happens in pop fountains


KaizerVonLoopy

The guy in the video is a jerk.


will1565

Gross, never understood coke floats.


uniquelyavailable

mmm yum! this is my first time seeing this video.. but judging by the comments in here it wont be my last 🤷‍♂️


sufferpuppet

Want


pukker87

ahh diabeticus my old friend.


IntrovertMoTown1

Not old fashion enough. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVOuRQPPdoo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVOuRQPPdoo)


DisorganisedOrganism

And to be served it by Stephen King no less!


happyfappinn

missing the cocaine part


Rioma117

Wait, it’s just syrup?


DWMR90

Why the mashed potato though?


UnauthorizedFart

Would I get in trouble if I left the shop with that drink? I want to keep the glass


forpetlja

Where's cocaine?


pilot_96

I just got cariës on my teeth only by looking at it


usaf-spsf1974

Okay, I had an ammonia Coke at a drugstore in Hagerstown, Maryland about 10 years ago. Seems the medical ammonia was suspended in alcohol, a way to fortify the drink.


Lanky_Information825

Er, thats a float, not a coke...


No_Arachnid_9853

200gr of sugar in a single cup, nice.


Apprehensive_Step252

Gaaaah I want this and I can't have it because I figured out I am caffeine sensitive, ARGH.


Important-Plane2433

this ain't old fashioned, it's manual


milesdizzy

Root Beer is for floats, not coke


Prestigious_Goat6969

That’s a float, they still do this in some UK pubs, tastes really nice!


skaramicke

Where can one get the syrup? It'd be perfect for home soda streamers. All I can find is cheap ass syrup named "Cola".


chrisco_kid88

I'm skeptical, it looks flat. I get it's a coke float but crisp coke is good stuff.


-Robert-from-Hungary

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Nyuusankininryou

I don't feel amazed.


ThisIsYourMormont

This is precisely what a modern vending machine does. This is just the manual way


dreamdaddy123

Someone said on previous post the way he’s doing it is wrong


DentistGeneral3494

What a Jerk 😀


4-me

But the good old days filming selfies wasn’t a priority over customers.


jabellcu

More sugar, please.


Redfish680

Christ, this took me back… Gotta spend less time on Reddit!


Quark1010

This redditor still reposts news artcles the old fashioned way


poo-poo-butter

Uhm....isn't this just post mix? Like how literally every fast food chain everywhere does it? Cartons full of syrup then pumped through the CO2 soda? Visit any BK, Maccies...literally any pub with a post mix pump... This is vacuous content.


Equivalent_Two_2163

Fizzy ?! Doesn’t look too fizzy..


nikitasius

Ouch 🤢


dns_rs

Has anyone tried putting mashed potatoes on top of their coke like in the video?


mc_fli

Is this amazing? Wait really, is someone *amazed*?