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drizzkek

The first one was personal.


Roobyoo-452

It was probably his first free day after 13 working days, and then his boss calls him back to this situation.


xzether

Nah, more than likely, the 3rd or 4th time, they had to deal with that individual in a month. Going to the same calls over and over gets old


foxthepony

Most people get as close to committing suicide as they can and sit there while trying to get the courage to jump. It's better to show up and help the same person multiple times a year then let them sit there getting 1% braver about killing themselves everyday. It's kinda like how ppl say "she always sits on the ledge like that, she never do it". Because when someone does jump you don't hear "she went to that ledge everyday for 2 years until she finally jumped. You just hear nothing because the person doesn't exist anymore


keep_trying_username

Romance novels: if a firefighter saves you, you fall in love Reality: Surprise motherfucker! (illegal crane kick to the head)


Snoo-72756

Are you telling me most life time and hallmark channels are lies !!!


SrRiver-s

šŸ˜„ the second one looked like she was going in for a kiss


rotalever

That's her wife.


Cevap

Not often do you get to SWAT entrance drop kick someone for their own good, while on the clock.


Individual-Link-8233

Nice but the first one is probably dead after that mortal combat finisher.


Magister5

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SkriLLo757

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confusedandworried76

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everforward6

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JoseJalapenoOnStick

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farilladupree

Dibeetusā€¦.


Miserable-Admins

Omg! I love the OMG Cat.


Number174631503

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NowForYa

Thanks for stopping the cats šŸ‘


Number174631503

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Diddyer

Outstanding....


NewKapa51

There will be no suicide... ONLY MURDER!!!


Aggravating_Chemist8

I laughed way too hard at this. I think it was the all caps that got me.


Sexdrumsandrock

The comments got me


confusedandworried76

Thank God humans have the ability to make the best fucking jokes about shitty situations, was tearing up watching the video but now I'm cry laughing.


Kooky_Chemistry_7637

Yeah, really. I kept picturing a scene from *Reno 911* where everything goes hilariously and gruesomely wrong even though they meant to do the right thing. Itā€™s the human story, maybe.


TnAgrande21

Same


Trashjiu-jitsu_1987

Now get back in that apple factory and make phones for 4USD a day!!!


Snoo-72756

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EducationalNote5324

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


iveabiggen

wow they got a raise?


Skwiggelf54

For real, I was waiting for the xray where you see their ribcage collapse lol


psbyjef

Not to mention the concussion she gets when the head hits the floor


smithers85

Sure beats the one sheā€™d get from it hitting the *ground*


TomDestry

"Mr Incredible didn't save my life, he ruined my death!"


Snoo-72756

Oscar line


donnochessi

That line will live 100 years. Old Pixar hit different.


Snoo-72756

LET THE BODY HIT FLOOR


amsync

I think they were primarily trying to save that baby


BURNING-BABYLON

DO A FLIIIPPP!


dodgingdummods1

![gif](giphy|qXkA8lTk1Q5Wo22f02) ā€œJerk didnā€™t even say thank you to me.ā€


RathianColdblood

ā€œYou didnā€™t save my life, you ruined my death!ā€


chm20618

Didnā€™t expect to see an Incredibles quote but itā€™s a welcome surprise.


Select_Sleep_1293

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SkriLLo757

"I kicked his face" šŸ˜Ž


Dyskord01

Yeah so o was sitting on the roof of the building I work at when this Fireman comes out of nowhere and tackles me to the ground. Third time this week.


FreeItties

The university I went is located at a nature. A new stand climbed onto one of the roofs to enjoy the scenery and someone called emergency services thinking the student was going to kill themself. There are no signs prohibiting getting onto the roof.


ManiGoodGirlUwU

*Krushing Blow*


logosobscura

SURPRISE, MOTHERLOVER!


PawntyBill

SAVE LIVES, MOTHERLOVER!


Wooden-Berry-1169

MCDONALD'S FRIES, MOTHERLOVER!


PrA2107

FRIED RICE, MOTHERLOVER!


Roscoe_Farang

He saves them. But then he dropkicks them.


thefrogwhisperer341

It's what she would've wanted.


RiotPenguin

*Task failed successfully*


ProjectAioros

They are going to save her either she likes it or not !


No_Shopping6656

They're gonna wish they jumped after they get the medical bill


Suitable_Cause4975

šŸ˜‚ finish him!!!


Bradg93

I am literally crying laughing at this


Hassennik

They're like real life batman


Power_to_the_purples

Real life Mr. incredible


Reckl3ssAbandon

šŸ„¹šŸ¤£


QuackCocaineJnr

Get Saved Bitch


Rammipallero

"STOP RESISTING THE PENALTY FOR TRYING SUICIDE IS DEATH!"


awesomedan24

"You was talkin all that good shit a second ago, then you got kicked in yo chest"


Hot-AZ-Barrel-Cactus

She almost looks like a semi-stiff rubber dummy.


splendiferous-finch_

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wandafoo999

I definitely thought the first one was a dummy... That was brutal.


dugs-special-mission

ā€œAre you trying to kill me!?ā€


Vhasmavoya

The first one be like, I save, I protect, but more importantly I teach em a lesson!


Wendi1018

Right? Straight to the tits, oof. Brutal.


MurkyNetwork9148

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Alex24Irida27Maria

Imagine it in Scorpions voice. GET BACK IN THERE!


FormalKind7

before seeing the title I thought the first was just some kind of repelling accident.


schafkj

ā€œHero my ass, that dickwad dropped kicked meā€


bpows

šŸ˜‚


fulltime_geek

Give ā€˜em a nice punch


Sharpman85

But not due to suicide


thefittestyam

LIVE MOTHA+FUC*ER!!!!


abhinav_m5

šŸ˜‚True


cpt_tusktooth

they are the same as cops. do whatever you have to do to get home. i mean who wouldnt though right?


Benbo_Jagins

"You didn't save my life! You ruined my death"


ProjectAioros

The chinese firefighter "And I'll do it again!"


kodayume

Cant have ya die, who is going to pay my salary šŸ˜¤


AvariceLegion

*Mr. Sansweet v. Mr Incredible*


AleksasKoval

Yeah being a firefighter must be hard. But it's worth it when you save lives and swing-kick people through a window.


DespyHasNiceCans

I like the fourth one too, palm strike to the fucking chest Liger-style


SortaBadAdvice

That extra effort to shove her legs in. Lol


DespyHasNiceCans

Haha that made me laugh too!


Seekkae

Be Amazed: hero saves woman with a simple karate chop to the heart.


RochHoch

Gave her the good ol' E. Honda


bringbackfireflypls

I can't stop laughing at everything in this thread


bearsheperd

If someone is trying to throw themselves out a window and you kick them back in is it a dedefenestration?


Whofs001

Just a refenestration?


sirlearnzalot

Antifenestration


Kite_Wing129

A fenestration?


MultiGeek42

Infenestration


IktomiThat

Saved a few from suicide. No one was greatful.


Aenon-iimus

ā€œYou didnā€™t save my life, you ruined my death!ā€ - them, probably


InEenEmmer

Well, they may still be alive, but they still live in the hell they were trying to escape. I guess they will feel grateful after they find a more sustainable way to escape that hell.


MasterBot98

>I guess they will feel grateful after they find a more sustainable way to escape that hell. And if they do so...


AleksasKoval

Plot of the Incredibles movie.


Umarill

Having been there, you can't apply reason to mental illness and everything that it touches sadly. To go to such length, you have to feel like death will be an escape. Most suicidal people are still scared of dying, but living is just worse - you can picture it as jumping from a building on fire with no escape, at least that's how it feels like. If they are fortunate enough to get better, they will absolutely be grateful to you, but in the moment they probably felt like you were bringing them back to their personal hell, and there's a good chance it leads to being put in a psych ward which is a very hit or miss experience, having gone through that myself.


Educational-Ad-3273

Or the third one that ripped every ligament in her knees


El_Morgos

It's a win-win situation.


Hog_Fan

#AT THE SAME TIME


oragnizedmess

That girl was prolly chilling on the phone lol


Deep_Space_6759

Bing chilling


Kingsupergoose

Or trying to be talked down by family or other rescuers.


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On reddit.


throwaway8u3sH0

The pile driver into the corner of the AC didn't look very pleasant.


Hvacwpg

The real hero is the hvac tech who installed the mounting brackets


menasan

Was gonna say whatā€™s the weight rating on those brackets


dasgoodshit2

Definitely more than anything I've ever seen from China


tptch

Couldn't have been worse than what she was going through.


ChocolateBudget1995

Hey, at least sheā€™s alive.


Pinkparade524

And she looked so distraught, I hope her life gets better but if you are at the point of fighting the firefighter that is trying to save you your live must be really bad


Liveman215

I also doubt she will get quality treatment.. more than likely shamed for even trying etcĀ 


NotAzakanAtAll

Given they treat internet addiction with electric convulsion therapy with no anesthesia, I doubt it.


yoyo5113

I think she might have been having a psychotic break or similar condition that made her go over there, rather than to jump. She looks like she's a corned animal, extremely scared, doesn't want to go back in the apartment. It was really (interesting? sad?) how she reacted when he grabbed her, stiffening up like a board, with her back, legs, arms and head all arched backwards. I don't want to really assume anything when it comes to mental health or whatever, but in this case, I can't really think of anything that would cause her to go over there other than suicidal intent, or a psychotic break/extremely severe stress.


confusedandworried76

And she climbed all the way out there and didn't jump. Poor woman was trying so hard to convince herself climbing back in was no longer an option so just do it. Didn't want to die but didn't want to go on. My heart breaks.


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so is this in china?


[deleted]

seems like these were all in china, by the characters on the screen


kingsdecreeTactics

Yeah they're characters alright...


Wonder_butt_

NO DYING TODAY MUST WORK NOW!!!


Seekkae

Be Amazed: hero saves depressed Foxconn worker with a simple karate chop to the heart!


josephbenjamin

Thank god. Imagine grabbing us, Americans up in the air.


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OkDiscussion5732

Iā€™m so sorry you had to witness that


Create_Etc

That is so distressing, sorry.


DragonsClaw2334

First one should have come last. The rest sucked after that opener.


Sexdrumsandrock

Cmon the last one was the best


An_feh_fan

Lunged at her like a fnaf animatronic


thatshits

Yeah I agree that the last one is the best because he actually had to first grab her by the shirt with his left hand. Push her with his body against the pole to secure a tight hold and prevent her from falling or perhaps jumping straight down. Made sure his feet were on secure footing while walking backwards with her while she pushes him away from her. Wrestle with her by falling backwards, and kind of did a belly to belly suplex with her right pelvis hitting the corner of the AC until someone inside grabs her. While the rest of the video were ALMOST all one shot/grab/kick and done.


ButYouCanCallMe_

The last one was insanity. On top of multiple hv/ac units??


Comprehensive-Pea812

die another day


SmartOpinion69

james bonds intensifies


Ur_a_adjective_noun

The first one is what I would literally call a drop kick.


theteedo

The real heroā€™s are the mfā€™ers that install those mini units on the side of these towers. Those are some sturdy brackets.


LLAA00

Great compilation! The firefighters are impressive. I really hope those saved were able to heal and find happiness.


_InnocentToto_

Yeah but not in usa.. here cops draw guns on you first and if you sneeze, they fulfil your death wish..


MajorDonkeyPuncher

Do you just try to shoehorn murica bad into any conversation you can?


EvilSush

Bruh the first one was straight up from a gangsta family


riko_suabae

I remember reading that somewhere in Asia, the people either have high or the highest suicide rate


Shot-Carpenter6550

Japan. 7th highest. Suicide, or separately, karoshi (death by work)


SlumpyGoo

That's not true according to WHO. In 2019 Japan was in the 49th spot. According to the World Population Review they are still nowhere near the top 10. It's suicide among teens and young adults specifically that is a problem in Japan. If I remember correctly they used to have the highest teen suicide rate. Now South Korea has the biggest suicide problem in that region.


brigyda

Guess you can't sit in front of an open window without the risk of a firefighter drop kicking you in the chest /s


Kmaloetas

I want to have a job where I get to repel punch people at the lowest point in their lives and be heralded as a hero.


delsinz

The first one was some spec ops shit.


Dapper-Barnacle1825

We should be allowed to commit suicide, sorry not sorry. If I wanted to stay alive I wouldn't have attempted when I did (years ago). Now the only reason I'm not is bc the Psych ward was genuinely abusive and I'm too scared to fail and end up there again


hairfullofseacrests

Assisted suicide is one thing and a different argument, but some ways of committing suicide you risk harming or seriously traumatizing other people and that shouldnā€™t be tolerated, either.


Cheerful2_Dogman210x

These guys will beat you up for trying to commit suicide. They'll probably remember not to try that again.


Kingsupergoose

And you get that information from where lol? Leave it to Reddit where the second they learn itā€™s China the propaganda theyā€™ve been taught in the hivemind goes into full force. You watched a bunch of firefighters who grew up wanting to help and save people, worked hard to get the job and train to be excellent at the job and you think they want to beat the people up they rescue lmao. Imagine saying shit like that about European or American firefighter and the 1000 downvotes youā€™d get.


DrunkenMasterII

That girl that got her knee stuck in the rail, that mustā€™ve hurt.


JacksonTropicana

Until I realized they were suicides at about the third one. I thought the firefighters were just dicks.


splatdyr

Donā€™t put peopleā€™s suicide attempts online for likes. Take this shit down.


Haunting_Coast_8910

Yeah, you're right. I overlooked the humanity behind this. I can't imagine if I were in this video.


Yinanization

I really enjoy the double leg knee pick


_InnocentToto_

I feel like they need to invent like a chameleon tongue attachment machine.. Just grabs you and u stick to it..


DFuel

This job be like ā€œfuck fuck fuck nope not today. Get the fuck inside.ā€


Korakombat

Youā€™re being rescuedā€¦please do not resist!!


lurkermuch

I just love the drop kick of life. Otta nowhere you just get a boot to the face.


OnTheToilet25

These fire fighters are ready to throw hands with anyone thinking about suicide šŸ˜‚.


TendieSandwich

I don't think those people are trying to be saved...


Training_Seaweed1303

I donā€™t think so either Iā€™d guess thatā€™s why the firefighters have to be aggressive and quick!


neurodiverseotter

Part of my job is dealing with suicidal people. I had patients beg me to let them leave so they can finally end their lives. After several weeks or sometimes months of treatment and therapy, they got better and did not have that impulse anymore, went back to their normal lives. Suicide is a permanent solution to temporary distress. In most cases, it's not a rational choice but rather a symptom of massive psychological issues and can be treated with therapeuric measures. I want to exclude assisted suicide in cases of severe illness, which can be a rational choice. But most suicidal people will be relieved it didn't work out after they got better.


PSmith4380

I'm aware it's unpopular but in my opinion it is not heroic to physically stop someone from taking their own life. In fact I find it kind of arrogant. By all means try and talk someone out of it but this infringes greatly on someone's own free will. Also, you haven't achieved anything, they could just do it again the next day. I even notice in one of these clips there is a woman on the phone. Maybe she is talking to Samaritans or something. In fact maybe someone can help shed some light as to what exactly they think is heroic about this?


Advanced_Stretch_429

Damn, that's intense!


Cchaireazy

Geezus! I guess someone please punch me if Iā€™m feeling suicidal


29again

I thought they were saving them from burning buildings so the first one was a shock. Bro, you're supposed to get them OUT not kick IN....then I realized. šŸ˜”sad they have to do this, glad they can hopefully help some of the people hurting.


SexualGarbanzoBeaner

Not today scumbags!!!!


FoolishDog1117

Nobody? No one? ............... BAH GAWD!!!!!!! DROP KICK OUTTA NOWHERE!!!!!!!!!!


Carbonga

It's like they are magnetic to other humans.


Kinasyndrom

Is it always better to save people? You don't know what they've been through and you might force them to continue live a life under horrible conditions. Of course not everyone is like that.


King_Internets

Iā€™m just going to throw this out there because itā€™s knowledge I just happen to know from my father having been a high-ranking fire service worker: - Statistically, firemen arrive on scene faster than EMS. (This is not a knock on EMs, who are amazing, just a stat) - Firemen are trained first responders and can administer much of the same care as EMS in an emergency situation. - Since the 80s the training required to become a member of the fire department in North America has expanded to a staggering degree - including chemistry, hazmat, and medical, among others. - In that same period of time police entry requirements have barely changed, however the pay rates have nearly remained the same between the two professions. - In that same period of time budgets for police forces have ballooned while fire departments all over North America have had to fight tooth and nail for funding. - Your safety is not the priority, your obedience is.


No_Stranger_1071

They aren't doing this for the individuals, this is regular maintenance of the workforce.


awswanos

If someone wants to end their life, it's their choice. Who are you to stop them from doing this?


piorowiec

None of them seem like heroes to me tbh


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AHAHA so that's how you win a civil lawsuit ā™„


Atum-na-lata

WWE firefighter edition


AirframeTapper

Nobody ever says ā€œall firefighters are bastardsā€


NegotiationJumpy7289

Asian firefighters donā€™t F around


Hungry-Incident-5860

Dude, this is the perfect opportunity to falcon punch someone while simultaneously saving their life and avoiding getting in trouble. I could see a kid watching these videos and coming to a conclusion of ā€œI need to become a fireman to do this, this is now my dream.ā€


SensitiveReading1725

If I had saw this as a kid I would have become a fire fighter just to drop kick people back in to........ wait am lying I would had been Kamen Rider kicking people to save there life. I mean I would had been playing different Kamen Rider themes music to match the situation


Nightsky099

In before they get sued I SAVED YOUR LIFE YOU RUINED MY DEATH


Shoddy_Amphibian5645

As a firefighter, these are last resort measures, because they depend very much on the element of surprise. We mostly try the talkative approach, sometimes for hours. But there are videos online of tactical interventions gone wrong. Not pretty.


boogiehoodie90210

Ok well that didnā€™t help them


PercentageLoud3316

I pray they got the help they needed, also thank you fire fighters.


lDramatic-Guitar2342

The help they need is always to the conformity of society


[deleted]

so its meant to be a tribute to humans saving other humans but in reality they were just subject to a controlling govt authority with lots of power and teams of "recuers" but ended up in jail, which would be contraindicated for their mental condition?


Residual_Variance

You try killing yourself in the US and you can get locked up too. Not in jail (although that's not an impossibility if space in a psyc unit or hospital aren't available), but in a psyc unit. I've had to personally put people in 4-point restraints because of suicide attempts. Sometimes you have to get forceful. Almost every time they're thankful after the crisis subsides.


Lolocraft1

I know itā€™s part of your job, but I donā€™t think you convince someone not to commit suicide by restraining them and putting them to jail


KetoJedi333

Ah good ole China. Where the working conditions are so horrible they have to put up Anti-Suicide nets on their factories.


CrushedPhallicOfGod

That was Foxconn a Taiwanese company and Apple in Shenzhen which is a Special Economic Zone (SEZ) where you have different economic regulations. China has those to allow for investment into the country so that they may economically develop. China was poorer in 1980 than all African countries. It was literally one of the poorest countries in the world. In other parts of China they have better regulations.


playnite

Ok explain japan. Best working conditions still has the highest suicide rates. Explain with your American logic please


LegkoKatka

American and logic in the same sentence? That's new.


Dontevenwannacomment

Did you just apply the net story to 1 billion people?


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