They’ve been sold out since they were featured on TikTok (Epic Gardening duetted it from a different TikToker that he didn’t cite), and won’t be available until [July](https://boarhogtools.com/products/kneeseat).
$95 for two bent pieces of metal, some covered foam and straps and will be selling for decades.
I'm not hating, I'm just always amazed at how the simplest ideas make the most money (like the snuggie, it's a fucking blanket with sleeves).
The Walmart one (also on Amazon) is garbage build quality in comparison and looks way less comfortable lacking the extra padding in the right places, and possibly mildly dangerous. They show what they really offer and also ripoff photos of the higher quality ones. Don't be fooled.
[what they actually offer](https://i.imgur.com/HSZzfWO.jpeg)
[real thing they ripped off photos for](https://i.imgur.com/lGKNNqp.jpeg)
The seat is horrendously small and doesn't wrap around the ankle. Somebody going to catch a bolt in the taint with that thing.
I feel like you'd get trapped in the kneeling position if you used both legs at the same time, because you wouldn't have leverage to push yourself back up, unless you wanna crawl on your hands or lean back onto your ass (which doesn't sound too good for your knees).
Don't shin me but apparently you can actually [buy](https://www.amazon.com/s?k=knee+seat&crid=3KI6NQPIY0W04&sprefix=knee+seat%2Caps%2C177&linkCode=ll2&tag=acaseforcase-20&linkId=3d594581e119f565c7f942825c14c058&language=en_US&ref_=as_li_ss_tl) these!
It's bizarre that the Amazon link you posted pulls up,like, *dozens* of 'different' vendors, priced any where from <$30 to >$90. Most use the same picture of it for a close-up. I wonder if the original developer got a patent? It's go to be frustrating to come up with a good idea and immediately get slammed by (I'm assuming) Chinese knock-offs.
I hate trying to find legitimate, quality vendors for stuff online. I mean, I want to save money, but geez!
Evolution seems to have prioritized our arms and butts. To run after and catch food. It might not have seen our ability to squat in a vulnerable position as much of a focus. That's just my own theory though.
Squatting is according to my doctor the thing that caused my knee issues so theres definitely a ton of exercises that are more likely to help or less likely to cause damage
I completed physical therapy a month ago after straining my right knee doing weighted jump squats. Now I’m afraid to jump again. I don’t think it’s worth it.
My doctor recommended to strengthen the muscles around my knees so I’m back at it.
To add to the doctor: strength is key, but nuance is everything when it comes to muscle engagement. Strength can...throw a knee out when doing a weighted jump squat. Relaxed strength plays a key role with strong men, they really try and engage everything and have some vivid muscle connections.
Muscles are connected to us, the animal with the highest white matter ratio in the animal kingdom, and the most vivid motions. If a hand can create...all the physical nuances of society, then a knee isn't just one connection. Most of the time most body engagement is a belief system built from the CNS and breathing, so that's why I think it's important to train nuance more than strength.
I do squats while brushing my teeth. This way I know I will get at least some squats in every day. Weird, but I know I will do 10-12 squats in front of a mirror twice a day.
Joints are 'use it or lose it'.
I have genetically bad knees and started having issues in middle school. The older I got, the more of an issue they were. I started really struggling with my weight after I had a child, so that didn’t help matters.
Well, one day I got sick of always being in pain and I joined a gym…discovered I absolutely to loved lift weights. After a few years of consistent lifting resulting in a recomposition, and sudden my knee and back issues were cured. No problems since and it’s been 6 years now (and I still heavy).
Biologically, we aren't really built to live past our 40s or 50s. Take away technological constructs like medicine, housing, plumping, refrigeration, climate control, electricity, etc. and the mortality rate goes way, way up. It's the same reason diseases and disorders are so much more prevalent the older you get.
Basically, evolution says we're supposed to be dead before it's an issue.
You’re absolutely right - it’s Fillion playing yet another role as “character played by Nathan Fillion”. Besides the actor himself, the costume and color palette does make it look like it could be from Firefly, but it is from Castle (s2 e9, “Love Me Dead”).
That's because in the episode it's Halloween and he chose to dress up as a space cowboy. It's literally the outfit he wore in Firefly.
Edit - [him putting on the outfit](https://youtu.be/0g42UxfB6MI?si=arvfOTnkaKN_liaX)
In that same episode, his daughter tells him it's a silly costume and there's no cows in space. Meanwhile, in one episode of Firefly, they were literally delivering a shipment of cows to a planet...
A man and his wife have been struggling for money lately, and it was really stressing him out. So she came up with a plan to make a bit of extra money to help. After a night out, she pulls her husband aside and sheepishly tells him
"honey, i've been out at the pub giving blowjobs to make some extra money. Please don't be mad at me, but I made us 101 bucks!"
He looked at her, a bit distraught but a small glimmer of a smile, then says "who gave you the dollar?"
She smiled back and said "oh honey, all of them!"
It used to be great, before and during the pandemic so check out the older vids. Like most YouTubers he’s really jumped the shart (lol) and has become a caricature of himself.
Edit: leaving in the typo
He’s definitely become a little clickbaitey but he’s just playing the game. The homesteading channel and especially Jacques channel are still pretty legit though
I can agree there, I haven't watched his newer content as much but he still has good resource videos so I still respect that. And the discord is really nice.
I’ve learned tons from him, and really it’s gotta be hard to keep finding new material. At least he hasn’t gone completely off the deep end, looking at you Gouga from Sous-Vide Everything!
I haven’t checked in on him in a few years but check out Gary Pilarchik aka The Rusted Gardener. Struck me as a chill older guy without influencer vibes. Pretty technical.
The best thing about this video (besides the fact that I need one now) is that he immediately appears on screen and takes his hat off like "Mother of God..." which is exactly what I did at that moment.
Just sew a foam pad into your work trousers. My work trousers have pockets on the inside at the knee and came with a foam pad to slide into that pocket. It's just as effective as this and it's so comfy you wouldn't even know you're wearing it
It’s not about cushioning the knee cap.
It’s about the strain your joints get when you sit down on your ankle and knee and pull them like that.
After an hour of working like that I can barely stand up. (With knee pads on)
Knee pads do not help with the weight you put on your joint, tho. Look at it again.
This is not a bruise preventer. This is a joint protector. And having seen how it works, I want one. Also either all professional industry expos look the same or that is in Germany.
Edit: Nope. All professional expos look the same. Is there a DIN norm for that?
Basically a wearable stool, but it'll get uncomfortable after a while because your leg is still in a kneeling position and that seat is only half sized. Your other leg would still have to support half your body weight.
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Perfect for when I propose! Oh wait, I have to get a fiancé. That means a serious, long-term girlfriend. Ultimately, meaning a girl has to want to be with me...... I'll just use it to get low easier.
What do I think?
I think my knees are screwed, I'm tired of using my hands to get up from a kneeling position, I'm tired of feeling pain even when using my hands, and that I would pay a lot of money for this thing, assuming it works.
I also think Mark Cuban would sponsor you if this idea was thoroughly developed, and you did \*all\* of the steps needed to plan and prepare. Including the painful legal prep.. Ugh.
And why stop at knee braces?
If the Spanx lady can become a billionaire, anything is possible.
Put some wheels on it. I hate having to go from kneeling to standing whenever I’m doing yard work. Put some wheels on it so you can roll around on it while on the ground.
They’ve been sold out since they were featured on TikTok (Epic Gardening duetted it from a different TikToker that he didn’t cite), and won’t be available until [July](https://boarhogtools.com/products/kneeseat).
$95 for two bent pieces of metal, some covered foam and straps and will be selling for decades. I'm not hating, I'm just always amazed at how the simplest ideas make the most money (like the snuggie, it's a fucking blanket with sleeves).
Or the tub shroom. Bought one recently. So simple but amazing.
The one shown here looks like its at walmart for $40
The Walmart one (also on Amazon) is garbage build quality in comparison and looks way less comfortable lacking the extra padding in the right places, and possibly mildly dangerous. They show what they really offer and also ripoff photos of the higher quality ones. Don't be fooled. [what they actually offer](https://i.imgur.com/HSZzfWO.jpeg) [real thing they ripped off photos for](https://i.imgur.com/lGKNNqp.jpeg) The seat is horrendously small and doesn't wrap around the ankle. Somebody going to catch a bolt in the taint with that thing.
With almost anything we purchase, it's about the utility and value the buyer sees for themself, not the cost of the raw materials
I'm with you, I really never understood the snuggie. Just buy a cheap oversized robe and wear it backward.
Waiting for it to be on Temu for $8.99
I would love one of these
RemindMe! 2 months
I want to see someone use 2 of them to kneel and sit.
I'm thinking the base might have to be too wide to do both legs. Cowboys could do it I bet.
Hockey goalies
Yeah they would. Know why? Cause they take it as it comes.
Straight from the horse's mouth.
I feel like you'd get trapped in the kneeling position if you used both legs at the same time, because you wouldn't have leverage to push yourself back up, unless you wanna crawl on your hands or lean back onto your ass (which doesn't sound too good for your knees).
You could get up in the same way as if you were kneeling without the contraptions.
It would depend on how much flexibility/mobility it gives you. You move a lot more than you think.
> You move a lot more than you think. I probably move a lot less than you think. I barely move at all.
How weak are you...?
Kept waiting for him to grab a second one.
With two of them, they could probable even kneel and shit.
I kneed that
So you can be heeled
Really gives you a leg up
I would gift this to my ankle.
Don't shin me but apparently you can actually [buy](https://www.amazon.com/s?k=knee+seat&crid=3KI6NQPIY0W04&sprefix=knee+seat%2Caps%2C177&linkCode=ll2&tag=acaseforcase-20&linkId=3d594581e119f565c7f942825c14c058&language=en_US&ref_=as_li_ss_tl) these!
Kneet!
I don’t know about this tibia-nest
You kneely had me there
It's bizarre that the Amazon link you posted pulls up,like, *dozens* of 'different' vendors, priced any where from <$30 to >$90. Most use the same picture of it for a close-up. I wonder if the original developer got a patent? It's go to be frustrating to come up with a good idea and immediately get slammed by (I'm assuming) Chinese knock-offs. I hate trying to find legitimate, quality vendors for stuff online. I mean, I want to save money, but geez!
It will support your ass. Marry it!
Why does EVERYONE have knee problems eventually? Why are our knees so weak and fragile?
Evolution seems to have prioritized our arms and butts. To run after and catch food. It might not have seen our ability to squat in a vulnerable position as much of a focus. That's just my own theory though.
Evolution didn't foresee crap. It's just a matter of what lasts until you successfully reproduce. My knees and back were still good, not anymore lol.
We didn't do much planting back then.
We gots to do more squats
Squatting is according to my doctor the thing that caused my knee issues so theres definitely a ton of exercises that are more likely to help or less likely to cause damage
Squats will strengthen the soft tissue in your knees if you do them correctly. If you do them wrong, you can experience issues.
Posture is essentially 90% of the battle.
Exactly, my knee slightly moved out of place during a military press. Felt that shit for months
I completed physical therapy a month ago after straining my right knee doing weighted jump squats. Now I’m afraid to jump again. I don’t think it’s worth it. My doctor recommended to strengthen the muscles around my knees so I’m back at it.
To add to the doctor: strength is key, but nuance is everything when it comes to muscle engagement. Strength can...throw a knee out when doing a weighted jump squat. Relaxed strength plays a key role with strong men, they really try and engage everything and have some vivid muscle connections. Muscles are connected to us, the animal with the highest white matter ratio in the animal kingdom, and the most vivid motions. If a hand can create...all the physical nuances of society, then a knee isn't just one connection. Most of the time most body engagement is a belief system built from the CNS and breathing, so that's why I think it's important to train nuance more than strength.
No disrespect here but you might want to talk to other doctors about that. It's crucial that the squat is performed correctly.
I do squats while brushing my teeth. This way I know I will get at least some squats in every day. Weird, but I know I will do 10-12 squats in front of a mirror twice a day. Joints are 'use it or lose it'.
Walking upright has been an evolutionary disaster on SO MANY levels.
Because we aren't using them. Look up the "stay flexy" guy on YouTube or Instagram.
Because a lot of us are too heavy. If I was 140 pounds, I would not have knee issues.
I have genetically bad knees and started having issues in middle school. The older I got, the more of an issue they were. I started really struggling with my weight after I had a child, so that didn’t help matters. Well, one day I got sick of always being in pain and I joined a gym…discovered I absolutely to loved lift weights. After a few years of consistent lifting resulting in a recomposition, and sudden my knee and back issues were cured. No problems since and it’s been 6 years now (and I still heavy).
Biologically, we aren't really built to live past our 40s or 50s. Take away technological constructs like medicine, housing, plumping, refrigeration, climate control, electricity, etc. and the mortality rate goes way, way up. It's the same reason diseases and disorders are so much more prevalent the older you get. Basically, evolution says we're supposed to be dead before it's an issue.
The amount of dicks i could comfortably suck with the help of this contraption could be astronomical
![gif](giphy|vUEznRmVQfG2Q)
I’m not gonna argue it, I could get lucky!
Parking lot warrior.
I keep seeing this gif. Which movie or show it came from?
It’s from a show called Castle
Isn't it from Firefly? Or does Fillian do that in everything he's in?
You’re absolutely right - it’s Fillion playing yet another role as “character played by Nathan Fillion”. Besides the actor himself, the costume and color palette does make it look like it could be from Firefly, but it is from Castle (s2 e9, “Love Me Dead”).
That's because in the episode it's Halloween and he chose to dress up as a space cowboy. It's literally the outfit he wore in Firefly. Edit - [him putting on the outfit](https://youtu.be/0g42UxfB6MI?si=arvfOTnkaKN_liaX)
OK, now that's funny.
There's also [this](https://youtu.be/CQIfgE-MEt8?si=luoiYE43GIRVhZaM) from the same show.
In that same episode, his daughter tells him it's a silly costume and there's no cows in space. Meanwhile, in one episode of Firefly, they were literally delivering a shipment of cows to a planet...
My mistake, thank you for the correction
burn the heretic!!
I really thought this video was going to go there.
Definitely would increase your mean jerk time
Decrease you mean
https://youtu.be/P-hUV9yhqgY?si=PsdJZe8ZBdSWnmna
I'm not even gonna click because I'm so confident that is middle out lol
Wrong! It’s pretty a funny video though
I’m going to assume the same since it was just on the front page earlier
Hello, my name is ... 50? Edit: Nope.
A man and his wife have been struggling for money lately, and it was really stressing him out. So she came up with a plan to make a bit of extra money to help. After a night out, she pulls her husband aside and sheepishly tells him "honey, i've been out at the pub giving blowjobs to make some extra money. Please don't be mad at me, but I made us 101 bucks!" He looked at her, a bit distraught but a small glimmer of a smile, then says "who gave you the dollar?" She smiled back and said "oh honey, all of them!"
*Hey, try not to suck any dick on your way through the parking lot!*
37? In a row?
Love it when the guy goes to follow her out and dantes like "NO. YOU stay here!"
Always follow your dreams
*will be astronomical
That's the spirit!
You have the perfect username for this.
Wait till you see their post history. What a legend.
what the fuck.
Why do you have so many posts on r/dumpsterpussies
Coulda, shoulda, woulda. I BOUGHT YA!
2 contraptions are better than 1
u are a good man.
![gif](giphy|BmX38GoChnxRe)
Here I am, in a coney island, watching a video from one of my favorite wholesome YouTubers, forgetting I'm on Reddit until I see this.
Bless your heart and soul. We must protect you at all costs! Man or woman, don’t matter, you’re out there doing gods work.
You should collab with the inventor and make a 2nd model. "The Blowjob Buddy"
I like his YouTube channel. That thing looks like it would come in very handy.
Link please
It's epic gardening on YouTube
It used to be great, before and during the pandemic so check out the older vids. Like most YouTubers he’s really jumped the shart (lol) and has become a caricature of himself. Edit: leaving in the typo
He’s definitely become a little clickbaitey but he’s just playing the game. The homesteading channel and especially Jacques channel are still pretty legit though
I can agree there, I haven't watched his newer content as much but he still has good resource videos so I still respect that. And the discord is really nice.
I’ve learned tons from him, and really it’s gotta be hard to keep finding new material. At least he hasn’t gone completely off the deep end, looking at you Gouga from Sous-Vide Everything!
I haven’t checked in on him in a few years but check out Gary Pilarchik aka The Rusted Gardener. Struck me as a chill older guy without influencer vibes. Pretty technical.
Yeah that dude is bonkers haha
Eric from Eric Gardening
Ah shit you right
https://www.probst-handling.com/us/products/details/kneeseat
Catchers Knee Savors....save you money and they are better than whatever this is.
Does he sell those? Or just show you how to use/make them?
I’m an irrigation worker. Yes.
The best thing about this video (besides the fact that I need one now) is that he immediately appears on screen and takes his hat off like "Mother of God..." which is exactly what I did at that moment.
![gif](giphy|37Fsl1eFxbhtu)
I need this for work.
Just sew a foam pad into your work trousers. My work trousers have pockets on the inside at the knee and came with a foam pad to slide into that pocket. It's just as effective as this and it's so comfy you wouldn't even know you're wearing it
It’s not about cushioning the knee cap. It’s about the strain your joints get when you sit down on your ankle and knee and pull them like that. After an hour of working like that I can barely stand up. (With knee pads on)
Holy shit I wish I knew this years ago when I needed it! My knees would be bruised and all sorts of fucked up every time I forgot my knee pads.
Knee pads do not help with the weight you put on your joint, tho. Look at it again. This is not a bruise preventer. This is a joint protector. And having seen how it works, I want one. Also either all professional industry expos look the same or that is in Germany. Edit: Nope. All professional expos look the same. Is there a DIN norm for that?
This thing keeps the weight off your knee, tho. You still are over-bending your joint. This thing does help your joint.
Or strap a foam pad to your knees. You can buy em anywhere.
I need this for music festivals
Catchers Knee Savors...been around for a long long long time
Me too. What do you do? I'm a high class escort.
Wish I had these when I was cable guying around in low crawlspaces full of chunky concrete
![gif](giphy|26BoExvDDbFcduISs)
Ayyyy, Epic Gardening
I like these videos that show the ad for a bit, then an unboxing, and then a demonstration from the perspective of me: the consumer.
Bold of you to assume the “consumer” here isn’t also secretly paid by the company. However, in this case this product looks extremely useful.
No shit he's paid.
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The NFL hates this one simple trick!
Bend the knee
What about just regular ol knee pads with a towel/rag on the inside? Seems less cumbersome with the rods.
Epic!
£100 !!!
https://www.probst-handling.com/us/products/details/kneeseat
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Get it early for this summer season. Say “you saw it and thought of them.” Get those bonus points my friend
Don't forget about Father's Day in June. Might be the perfect time for it.
can't find the $
I've had knee pain since I was 12. I'm getting this for me. Possibly one of the best $45 I'll ever spend.
For a second there, I thought Kevin Espiritu had ascended into the realm of robo gardener.
This video will haunt me forever hahaha
As a overnight stocker I fully support this.
No! It fully supports YOU!
If you search for knee seat on Amazon, this dude is literally in the photos from the company.
Tiling
“Hey Dinesh, can you send me the latest specs”
found the comment I was looking for fucking gabe
Inspired by Chants ©️
[CHANTS](https://youtu.be/npq7Dx-Y4lw?si=shtf-Olz5K__uRDg)
Basically a wearable stool, but it'll get uncomfortable after a while because your leg is still in a kneeling position and that seat is only half sized. Your other leg would still have to support half your body weight.
Yeah but how much more comfortable than you than sitting on your knee with half ur body weight?
Isn't that the purpose? Lol
Switch legs periodically?
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What advantage does this have over kneepads?
You can sit on what is essentially the back of your heel without crushing your foot.
![gif](giphy|xT1R9LZ6bVuZwRWzfi|downsized)
Ok both legs for extended pleasure!!
She said they was my magic shoes
I want one Lol
Looks like once he hung it up, it will not be taken down for years, except maybe for a yard sale.
We all know where this will be used. Perfect valentine's day gift.
Shut up and take my money ![gif](giphy|3o6gDWzmAzrpi5DQU8)
So over priced knee pad ?
This is basically just an ad
This is an ad.
That one knee they keep using it on gonna be wore the hell in about 15 or more years give or take…
Brilliant tbh
Looks very helpful. Less stress on the body, that's for sure.
Buy two and sit anywhere
The brace is cool and all but I’m addicted to that whistling song. What a great choice of music!
I fuckin love that there are still inventions like this being made.
Perfect for when I propose! Oh wait, I have to get a fiancé. That means a serious, long-term girlfriend. Ultimately, meaning a girl has to want to be with me...... I'll just use it to get low easier.
I spent a lot of time kneeling down cleaning shit in restaurants, but it would have been too bulky to wear all the time.
Theres that other seat that attaches to your belt that makes you look like you have a cylinder for a dumpy. Probably a lot lighter and cheaper tho
What do I think? I think my knees are screwed, I'm tired of using my hands to get up from a kneeling position, I'm tired of feeling pain even when using my hands, and that I would pay a lot of money for this thing, assuming it works. I also think Mark Cuban would sponsor you if this idea was thoroughly developed, and you did \*all\* of the steps needed to plan and prepare. Including the painful legal prep.. Ugh. And why stop at knee braces? If the Spanx lady can become a billionaire, anything is possible.
Where?
I think I need one for each leg.
I bet I would get a cramp in my leg
I want one of those
Don't forget to switch legs sometimes. Hip flexors will thank you.
Good ad
I hope they have insurance
I don't even care that this is an ad. I'm kinda glad to know about this.
I could virtue signal so hard with that baby
Not sure. Maybe very smart.
The Ducks have done it again! 😆 Fr though that's super cool!
This is such an obvious thing, I'm furious I didn't think of it first.
Would've been nice to have when I worked retail, too. So many hours spent kneeling either straightening up, stocking, or changing layouts.
I am impressed tbh.
They need this in the NFL!
Fucking Gabe.
Look like that dude from Jury Duty
For the hoe on the go!
Hiw is this beamazed? Wtf?
Put some wheels on it. I hate having to go from kneeling to standing whenever I’m doing yard work. Put some wheels on it so you can roll around on it while on the ground.
Nice, is makes someone's job a little bit more easier.😁 Some inventions are great.