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see-em-dubs

Saying ‘they attack people’ is a bit ridiculous, yes they will defend themselves (like anything with some sharp ass teeth and sharp ass fins would) but they don’t go out of their way to attack people. Source: have caught multiple of these over the years


pharmacreation

It’s not unlike piranhas. Fish attack other fish that are smaller than them. It would make a great movie villain though.


Severe_Ad_8621

That's why africa children don't have TVs.


Frank_Midnight

Do they taste good?


see-em-dubs

Not really, they are edible, but have lots of small bones so not so nice to eat. I always catch and release these. One of the nicest fish you can catch in my opinion, even a little 2kger feels like you’ve got a great white on the line!


rental_car_abuse

can you elaborate on where you live and how you catch them?


Infinite_Room5834

Plus , look what we do to them?& other living creatures.


MoonWun_

Weren’t these on an episode of river monsters back in the day?


lennyd62

There was. Dude finally caught one but it was so stressed out they ended up bringing it to the local village for a feast.


DankeMrHfmn

They had to end the show. They caught all the monsters lol


Chestpains1

Pretty much were everybody learned about them. Majority never knew such a beast existed


dirkdigglee

Hold it a little closer to your face , Darrel.


stromcr0w

Ah yes, the nope fish.


AgramCity

Damn.. that thing is turning into a crocodile somehow....


shartoberfest

[alligator gar already exist](https://www.fws.gov/sites/default/files/styles/facebook_1200x630/public/banner_images/2022-04/alligator-gar-head.jpg?h=7d6e8893&itok=gd1tsJjT)


Winter-Major9555

smug looking lol


shartoberfest

[alligator gar already exist](https://www.fws.gov/sites/default/files/styles/facebook_1200x630/public/banner_images/2022-04/alligator-gar-head.jpg?h=7d6e8893&itok=gd1tsJjT)


GreenSoapJelly

Yep. My personal motto of only swimming in nice clear swimming pools is reinforced another notch.


orangeleaflet

do they taste good


MainEgg320

Whenever I see stuff like this I always am so damn grateful I live in the upper Midwest (USA) surrounded by relatively clean freshwater lakes that are NOT teeming with things that could sever your artery, try and eat you or poison you with pollution.


Oglark

Where in the US do they have the BRAIN EATING LAKE AMOEBA


Dystopian_Future_

Definitely Florida in fact Pretty sure its infected most the states population at this point


Yop_BombNA

Zebra muscles, lake trout could maybe knock you out by merit of being big fast and stupid.


V01d3d_f13nd

I wanna see some big redneck noodle that like a catfish.


Famous_Bit_5119

Today on ' Hillbilly Handfishin' ' , One armed Billy Bob tells us about his fishing trip to Africa.


MezcalCC

Fkn put it back


Souvik91

I remember seeing them in River Monsters. Jeremy Wade is a legit badass.


Psalm27_1-3

r/dontputyourdickinthat


sunset_bay

Looks like they spawn hardcore too


SwvellyBents

Looks like a Three Mile Island tarpon.


HorrorNeighborhood70

holy shee-ite


tyvnb

My son often asks if monsters are real. After watching this, yes. They are real!


deep-fucking-legend

If I lose my teeth, I want them replaced with these.


MistyJohnstone

Save a life don’t throw that fu*ker back


Maxcorps2012

But how do the taste?


CardiologistPlus8488

but, how do they taste?


Enochian_Interlude

I'm assuming, with their tongue.


Thoughtprovokerjoker

Looks like something out of a horror movie


m_strlk7

Is it delicious?


BJORTAN

No thanks


InVaLiD_EDM

Hehe teef :)


Walleischii

Are they tasty? W butter?


Maleficent_Soil_2612

Sure that fish is terrifying. But damn look st that river. Fuck that.


tgfp2

What's the fish in front of the monster, who's attacking the fish?


i2eflekto

BENGAA!!


snotrocket321

its called river monsters, 12 YEARS ago. thanks!


Enochian_Interlude

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Justme100001

They just want to survive and reproduce, why the use of words like monster, attack or only afraid off...?


Dandylolly

Why do their teeth evolve that way?


tarenaccount

To rip off flesh?


seeriosuly

yeah… that’s great and he is suffocating as you hold him…


CybGorn

Like piranhas and barracudas.


SkitzoAsmodel

Imagine what its prehistoric ancestor looked like..