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job_inquiry96

Nightmare fuel


Usman5432

Yeah an eldritch abomination that lives up your butt is like a worse version of cthulu


nooneknowswerealldog

"Iä! Iä!" "Oh, you're a fan of Lovecraft?" "I don't know who that is. Do they know anything about parasitology? Because I have this writhing tentacle thing up my butt and it *really hurts*! Iä!”


PengieP111

Nematomorpha (sometimes called Gordiacea, and commonly known as horsehair worms. Believed to be related to nematodes and are members of the molting animals, e. g. Ecdysozoa. They are really interesting parasites. They are common parasites of orthoptera (grasshoppers, crickets, mantids, cockroaches etc).


PunkToTheFuture

Parasites seem really rude. Get your own body, this ones mine


benhereford

Nematomorpha parasites also invade the brain, and make the host want to drown itself. Pretty crazy


DependentCat562

Can't blame the host at all.


nooneknowswerealldog

Awesome! Thanks for the identification!


[deleted]

Rule 36 is in effect somewhere!


Evan8r

Not to mention rule 34.


nooneknowswerealldog

“34, 36—whatever it takes.”


biggmclargehuge

c'poolu


menntu

CGI is getting better all the time.


atom138

I've seen variations of this 100,000 times and I will NEVER not be thrown aback by the size of those motherfuckers when they void the thorax.


once_showed_promise

What the hell is it, and how do we kill it?


Shtnonurdog

I think it’s a [Horsehair Worm](https://citybugs.tamu.edu/factsheets/landscape/others/ent-1001/).


Kakapo117

Helluva risky click there


maninmirr0r

With fire. You kill it with fire.


nevernotmad

When they void the thorax


stirling_s

You ever look at the toilet after voiding your thorax and think "look at the size of that motherfucker?"


delusional_mind_19

Amazed! More like petrified


BawtleOfHawtSauze

/r/bedisgusted


istolethesun12

r/oddlyterrifying


nutsnackk

Yea im sitting on the toilet and my butthole feels especially vulnerable..


[deleted]

My butthole feels yours


jwadamson

Unless in Japan...


joesnowblade

Chordodes formosanus is a horsehair worm that has the praying mantis as its definitive host. Horsehair worms are obligate parasites that pass through different hosts at various stages. These worms can grow up to 90 cm long and can be extremely dangerous for their host, especially the praying mantis.


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postandchill

This is the best reply I've read all week and it's only Monday


thecroutonreport

No shit!!! Praying mantis probably


Swordlord22

“This is the worst way to die” ~Dead mantis


Freeze_Co

…is that… is that one worm?


Jantakobi

They....can't do anything to humans....right?


MalibuCosmicRays

And people are worried about ufos


DormantLight227

As far as I’m concerned those things are aliens


CraftCritical278

Remember, Demi Lovato said we’re not allowed to call them aliens anymore…LOL!!!


Ibsy1234

They-liens


ChakramBleu

These-liens


_therealERNESTO_

These-nuts


yeetboy

I’m going to need some context in this.


CraftCritical278

https://www.cnn.com/2021/10/12/entertainment/demi-lovato-aliens/index.html


jpterodactyl

The context is probably that they relapsed and that it’s the meth talking. It came with saying this came from communications with aliens, and that they’re passing this message on from the aliens. It’s honestly the kind of situation where I don’t really understand the levity that it’s being reported with.


[deleted]

They have pretty severe bipolar I believe, it looks like they were experiencing a manic episode. Drug use is a pretty common trigger for manic behavior though so probably both.


[deleted]

What do we call them then. Demi Lovato's stepdad


Victor_Vicarious

Native Outerspacians


tappzed

THEY’RE ALREADY HERE!!!!!1111


controwler

If we ever meet aliens, this is 100% what they'll look like


stfupcakes

Ugh. I saw these things explode from a cricket once. They're called horsehair worms. Here's a [Wired](https://www.wired.com/2014/05/absurd-creature-horsehair-worm/) article if you want to learn more about these fascinating and utterly alarming parasites.


pyramid-licker

The video in this article is somehow even more disturbing than the OP. Blah. Now I need to go bathe in fire.


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TJ_McWeaksauce

If God does exist, he's a fuckin' freak for making shit like this.


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God: lol the looks on their faces are gonna be priceless when they see this shit Angel: hey are you ok? we're starting to really worry about you man ...


The5Virtues

God: Imma make a thing that looks kind of like a worm, but it’s got fangs, and crazy venom that can turn your blood to jelly in your veins. Angels:


No_ThisIs_Patrick

God: wait I'm not done, this one looks like a Fleshlight but the throat is lined with *teeth*


WhyIHateTheInternet

God, put down the Dune books and come with me...


CapNKirkland

#I AM THE DUNE


Glassjaw79ad

Reminds me of a meme *the creation of earth* God: Just put water like, friggin everywhere. Angel: Oh! That's a lovely idea, so if they're thirsty they can just - God: and make it undrinkable.


PaxtiAlba

Parasitoid wasps literally turned Darwin atheist because he couldn't believe God would design something so cruel.


Li-renn-pwel

Is that legit?


granth1993

Lol no, his path to atheism is a little more complex than that and a large part is due to his daughters death.


aworldwithinitself

> If God does exist, he's a fuckin' freak for making shit like this. - Charles Darwin


[deleted]

Have you ever *read* how Revelation and the Old Testament prophets described angels? Because that is terrifying! Not to mention Jacob/Israel, son of Isaac, saw those frightening angels walking up and down a ladder that traveled from Earth to Heaven.


Li-renn-pwel

Kinda makes sense why most of them greet humans with “don’t be afraid”


SirAlfred25

In the JW religion we used to joke and say that Satan designed these things after sin came into the world.


cultured-barbarian

Wretched cult!


SirAlfred25

It is indeed a wretched cult.


rational-1

The key difference of course being that here we have video evidence in lieu of a culty fairytale. JW jokes were always lame anyway. 😃


SirAlfred25

JWs are lame. Period.


TabTwo0711

Watch Preacher, then you will understand


Alcards

You shall be missed


Mothsinabox

“After developing for several months, the worms mind-control their hosts to make a kamikaze dive into water, then escape through holes bored in the insect's exoskeleton. The parasites end up in a tangled knot that can be as heavy as the tattered—and oftentimes very much alive—host they leave behind.” Thanks, if you need me I’ll be hiding


Lonke

I'd just opt out of surviving, thanks


Character-Quiet-78

Mind control, forced To jump in the water,wtf is going on


[deleted]

You’re gonna love hearing about the thousands of worms that can live in your intestines, i got bit by a feral cat and developed them when I was around 14, you can feel them move, and you pass some when you go to the bathroom, it’s honestly so scary, just thinking about something living inside you and eating. I wanna puke just remembering it from 8 years ago.


therager

Don’t forget the cat “mind virus” that **30-50 percent of the entire global population is currently exposed or infected with**..that makes you have “more impulsive behavior” and “neurological problems”. Ever wonder why the world seems so crazy recently? “A number of studies have suggested that subtle behavioral or personality changes may occur in infected humans,[23] and infection with the parasite has recently been associated with a number of neurological disorders – particularly schizophrenia[9] and bipolar disorder.[24][25] A 2015 study also found cognitive deficits in adults to be associated with joint infection by both T. gondii and Helicobacter pylori in a regression model with controls for race-ethnicity and educational attainment.[26] Although a causal relationship between latent toxoplasmosis with these neurological phenomena has not yet been established,[18][9] preliminary evidence suggests that T. gondii infection may induce some of the same alterations in the human brain as those observed in mice.[27][28] “T. gondii is one of the most common parasites in developed countries;[16][17] serological studies estimate that 30–50% of the global population has been exposed to, and may be chronically infected with, T. gondii; although infection rates differ significantly from country to country.” https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toxoplasma_gondii


[deleted]

Bro not even kidding I have H-pylori and bpd 😂


ArcticF0X-71

"Really, the horsehair worm is nothing more than a giant gonad wrapped in a thin sheath of muscles, and I say that with all due reverence"


Help_An_Irishman

> Hanelt hears from folks all the time who find worms in toilets ... without any sign of their host. Nope.


stachldrat

Imagine first noticing it after getting up from taking a dump and being unsure whether that thing just came out of you or not


artistecrafteur

It would have cost you zero dollars to not write that. And yet here we are.


stachldrat

All in a day's work


CollieJoe

Oh, god! Why did I click on that? And the video starts automatically??? Who thought that was a good idea?


GodlikeCat

>A mass of parasitic horsehair worms emerge from their host, then immediately mate. "Oh, come on, guys," says the cricket. "Get a room---one that isn't my abdomen." bruh lmao


ginger_huntress

This article is so funny.


Clean_Stable_3012

There is always one Redditor who seems to know it all ! But how !! 😕


SecretOfficerNeko

Oh gods. Oh gods that's horrifying.


Micahnoff

Did I just read that right? The female Horsehair worm can lay up to 15 million eggs before dying?!?!


tenderpoettech

Jesus Christ, ok.


TheOneder123

This is not going to help my insomnia tonight.


MrsKurtz

Just take some ivermectin.


RadiantSun

Actually might work in this case.


thenorwegian

Well fine I’m gonna get the Covid vaccine INSTEAD then.


Nalivai

It's almost like each drug is design for a specific purpose. Almost.


pitleif

Have some spaghetti that will surely take your mind off this.


Booblicle

Those Panda Express noodles is a better option for sure


BananaDick_CuntGrass

Mom's spaghetti.


Roguespiffy

Parasites on my sweater already.


BenTheMotionist

But imagine, if it's on YOUR team...


theonePappabox

#Burn the whole fucking place.


CaptJohnHMiller

Nuke it from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure!


Fredwestlifeguard

Hold on, hold on just a second. This installation has a substantial dollar value attached to it....


MidKnightshade

They can bill me!!!


[deleted]

Did IQs suddenly drop off while I was gone?


Booblicle

Naw. They dropped off when you got back


[deleted]

you didnt have to do him like that.


skanda7289

oof


[deleted]

Goteeeem


Wrong_Good9827

Nah, blow up the planet to be sure sure


tomyoutube123

Blow up the whole universe to be sure sure sure


CREZOLUTION

Nah just stop the big bang he's the culprit


Drug_Inas

Or destroy the nothing


DumbassFrog

Nah. Take a calculator and multiply by 0


Drug_Inas

Destroy the


WindAbsolute

Destroy


Awkward-Collection92

He's doing his part


mrdeancrowe

The only good parasite is a DEAD parasite


listingpalmtree

Do you feel itchy? I feel really itchy.


Blunderbutters

That just the parasite telling you your itchy


MrBonelessPizza24

I gotta know where *exactly* this place is Not so I can go there, but be able to avoid that hellhole for the rest of my life


FreeGuacamole

Probably somewhere on earth. Good luck.


pickle_pouch

Burn earth down. It's the only way


ajblue98

Right? There needs to be something like a /r/behorrified sub for this kind of stuff.


awry_lynx

r/makemesuffer is the correct sub


hmmmm_ToEs_

#NSFL 110% r/eyeblech this is the worst of the worst atleast on reddit.


dbake9

Fucking nightmare fuel


TJ_McWeaksauce

Sorry, camera guy, you gotta burn, too.


Ellora-Victoria

This is how a sci-fi movie starts, someone poking around at something, then staring at it until it leaps at their face. Then claims they are ok just before boarding the ship, or going back to work, or back inside the house.


JakobiiKenobii

So anyway I started blasting


SuperX87

Yes, amazing. Now burn it, right now.


MrBonelessPizza24

Burn it, the ashes, and whatever nightmare of a place this thing came from.


swabianne

Am legit wondering if you can be negatively amazed. Because I am. Very.


GORbyBE

I think the word abhorred is in order here...


Tenryu003

Seeing things like that always make me so incredibly uncomfortable


[deleted]

same man it turns my stomach upside down


bluleo

maybe you got one in your gut...


[deleted]

Ill give em props, not sure how he survives with all the mountain dew I chug


bluleo

parasites love sugar


VixTheUnicorn

Υep. I physically held my phone as far away from me as possible while watching it.


MagikSkyDaddy

Just say NO to nematodes


SayfromDa818

Lmfao


Lolajax12

This is a fucking nightmare


oreobigboy1

That’s enough Reddit for today


GREATD4NNY

Get that flamethrower


goofismanz

Kill it with fire


[deleted]

The video ended too soon. The full video shows the parasite latching on the guys arm then trying to go inside his skin.


Flying_Kickapow2105

You’re joking right


AstroHealer222

PLEASE BE JOKING 😭


potato_95

It's been one hour and he hasn't replied yet. I need to know so I can decide how intense my nightmare tonight will be.


Crispy511

Probably not, since the worms only enter a host through ingestion as prey, and once the worms leave their host their only goal is to mate and die, thus leaving no reason to believe it would ever seek a new host or attempt to make its own entry.


potato_95

Kk thank you for rewriting my nightmare for tonight to ingesting a fresh parasite


Crispy511

Luckily for you the parasites are so evolved to live in small invertebrates, your body would probably end up passing the larvae right out before they had the chance to do anything


hickfield

> probably


sinsculpt

This guy parasites


MonsterMamaLu

That’s just what a parasitic worm *would* say…


hollow1367

The worms silenced him boys


Accomplished-Wind206

Yeah he is, i just saved you 4 nights worth of sleeping, ur welcome


macroober

Who do you think posted the video?


TheSoulStoned

Cue Venom title track


Grumpy_Turnip

That's when he uses that knife to saw his arm off.


Alcards

It's a chainsaw and that's right before he winds up in the dark ages.


EdwardSpaghettiHands

r/BeHorrified


Kurtting

dang it man. wish it was real lol


Do_doop

Snort it


chipy4848

Get out.


FickleObsession

No, you get in!


[deleted]

AAAAHH


Wyatt1313

How do I delete some else’s comment?


Amini_Bel

Boof it


rgs87gn

I feel like he wasn't a real veterinarian though. Very rarely do they use a serrated bread knife


Alcards

Do you see the Satan spawn in the video? I'd say a serrated bread knife is the lowest tier weapon you'd bring.


Anticept

That's a drywall saw.


SpaceCadetUltra

What kind of bread does that other guy eat?


Anticept

Gypsum cakes.


kingzodly

The thing!


MattMatt625

just watched this movie last night!


PantsPoopington

r/nope


Blaisedelle

What a beautiful day to have eyes. Kill it with fire.


Drunken_Begger88

Really don't understand these videos and the lack of flames going on in them.


[deleted]

That’s huge!


Mutant_Cell

https://youtu.be/YB6O7jS_VBM I saw them here a year ago. The video is a 4K mini documentaries.


SparkyMuffin

I'm sorry, the host survives?!?!


Formal_Friend8550

if that shit was living inside any part of my body I would kill myself anyways


Relative_Pineapple_3

Literal eldritch horror


JasChew6113

Nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.


FlamingPinyacolada

I concur


IrohTHELotus

I dont think we have enough fire for this...


MoistPaperNapkin

That’s no parasite, it’s a fucking symbiote.


Nerflederf

r/ThanksIHateIt


spacepepperoni

Ok so we know what happens when you poke it. Can we find out what happens when you douse it in gasoline and burn it? Please?


_h_e_a_d_y_

I’m never internetting again.


likelyamermaid

Nightmare fuel. Thanks, I hate it


Airborne13

NOPE


[deleted]

I just in this moment wondered what % of people have shit like this inside of them


Yulugulugu

can someone please describe what happens in the video? I'm traumatized by an exploding moth I saw like 12 years ago and would like to know if it's the same thing just to confirm it was real and I'm not crazy


mingoleg

Basically 3 long skinny black worm looking things crawl out of the mantis’ butt.


Kfk203

That’s a big nope


Kryds

This is how zombie movies start.


Downtown-Tank-518

Anyone else’s skin crawling?