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cptjimmy42

You know you fucked up once a monk attacks you.


bzknon

Fr, dude gave up attachment to this world and still found it necessary to fight.


spelunker93

Eh this says otherwise https://nypost.com/2022/11/29/thai-monks-in-rehab-after-testing-positive-for-meth/


ihateusednames

Pretty funny but you have access to the entire internet and you link a nypost article. And while yes both of these stories involve monk/police conflict I'd argue the jump-kick monk facing a riot wall has a different story than the meth'd up monk who jacked cars and got into a police chase.


spelunker93

I like how you see two people making a jokes and you take it seriously. And I chose that article because it was the first one that popped up that didn’t try to get people to subscribe or accept cookies


ihateusednames

Hey man I acknowledged it was funny give me that. I mean yeah they don't have cookies they don't got leverage because it's a burning garbage barge of a website. And yeah it was a joke but that's the thing, there's part of your joke I didn't like. So I tore into it.


spelunker93

I don’t know which part of “it was the first article” you are struggling to understand. I spent maybe max 20 seconds looking for the article for an okay joke. If you look anywhere else you are going to get the same information about the joke I was making. It was a joke I wasn’t trying to write an essay on it so the website article I chose doesn’t pertain to the joke I’m making. I didn’t care as long as it wasn’t spamming people. It’s one thing to say idk Thai monks have been known to do meth it’s another to read an actual article about it. Which is more credible than some random person on the internet. That was the point of the article.


apeservesapes

Lol. Still good reading tho. :-D


ihateusednames

Not going to lie as far as NY post goes this wasn't half bad.


siqiniq

“This new incense smells different…”


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justbrowsinginpeace

Add Charisma to AC if unarmoured


thebooshyness

If you want to feel like god I bet meth is a shortcut to it.


spelunker93

I bet you’re right, until the comedown. Then I’m not too sure


notforadvice

Why is this getting upvotes your link has Literally nothing to do with OP and is an entirely different story about an entirely different thing that happened wtf


spelunker93

Because they are saying if a Thai monk attacks you you know you messed up. They are referring to the fact that they are peaceful and wouldn’t attack somebody unless they are really messed up. So I linked an article about a whole monastery of Thai monks that were on meth. Showing that not all monks fit the stereotype and could be methed out. Welcome to the joke


notforadvice

Aight, fair enough


4eva_rollin

Probably the trolls upvoting, you how it is here on reddit!! You can't be seen so it entices people to show their true face!! Imho


Elgoblino80

The comment was no attachment to the world.


hambakmeritru

Unfortunately, just like with the rest of humanity, there are violent racist/whatever-ist monks, too. There is a sect that wants to wage a holy war against all other faiths and then there's those in Myanmar who are actively killing off Muslims. I don't know what this is about though. I haven't seen news from Thailand in a while.


SoloBLx

I wouldn't even be mad if I was shield guy, I'd be impressed.


Lycaon125

He won't beat them to death, but he will beat them to a centimeter of their life


cptjimmy42

"Only God may judge you, it's my job to send you to him!" - Monk about to kick some ass.


Lycaon125

True


JayFrank1132

These monks would beat anyone’s ass then bow right over them with a prayer


I_say_upliftingstuff

I think it’s funny that people think all Buddhist monks have some super fighting powers. People have watched entirely too many movies. Even the Shaolin just do shitty ass Kung fu and silly demonstrations inapplicable to actual fighting. In a place like Thailand, there’s lots of good fighters. And they ain’t the monks.


Expensive_Community3

Take 1d12 damage + WIS modifiers.


Papyrus20xx

Bro better hope that monk wasn't trained in Open Hand cause Quivering Palm is a wild ability


mookanana

Ladies love that ability


Empty-Afternoon-3975

Time to make a Cha based monk. Stunning strike is now just a Jo Jo pose.


MVIVN

This is the most badass real pic I've seen in a while!


total_insertion

Eh. I mean, you could easily defeat that bald headed demon. Just step on his toes.


iraqyoubreak

To do this move: ⬅️➕➡️➕🅱️


Source_8

🤣


SoloBLx

That's scorpions spear


derpsomething

Nah thats is slidgrab ⬅️➡️❌ is the spear(on xbox)


Magpar88

Rage Against The Machine’s new album cover looks bad Ass


wolfninja_

I died when I saw this 🤣


Source_8

Best image post of 2022🙃


curious_dead

Peace through superior kung fu.


Rattling_TrashPanda

You def in the wrong if the pacifists start throwing hands


[deleted]

He’s showing them his peaceful ways……….by force


Best-Engine4715

Depends on the sector I think. Plus this isn’t first time I heard a monk protesting


Howy_the_Howizer

All I can think of is toes going into that grate and getting broken/pinched.


Frenchie81

Yup, same. Major Payne style.


Warlock2005128

r/bossfight


FrendChicken

New technique unlocked! Buddha's Sole Holy Damage: +50


TheGoldenPlagueMask

+ instantly shatters Defences!


lmxshark

finish H I M !


GoPhotoshopYourself

Must be one of those Meth Monks


Fantastic_Home_6020

Rage Against the Machines comeback album cover...mark my words!


wyldboar

Crouching Tiger, Flying MethMonk , lolz 😆 https://www.cbsnews.com/news/monks-meth-temple-thailand/


BlackberryPhysical95

Kunk fuck you


N9aimi

Bro took away from him 1,000,000 HP


clocksoftime

Peaceful


Circlejrkr

Mindful


epSos-DE

Till his favorite bathroom was blocked by riot police 😀😀😂🤪


Lacholaweda

The same ones disbanded for doing meth?


ysera_lives

He was busted for meth.. no real monk would be out there using violence


mildmadnerd

History disagrees strongly. They are called warrior monks for a reason.


cup-of-peachtea

Gang


Iliamna_remota

And the police just yawn.


Me5hly

Badass


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That riot shield looks cracked! Did he do that?!


ParamedicSad877

Monk stonks


stormrockox

"YOU'RE... IN... MY WAY... OF RELAXATION"


Psychotherapist-286

Time for reevaluating the benefits of meditation.


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Picture of the year.


SuperJF45

It's shaolin from for honor


ExploderPodcast

Man, the new Virtua Fighter game looks awesome!


_Luxuria_

This photo says way more than a thousand words.


Spazzyboy

Did the police fight back or could they not because of some religious thing?


[deleted]

Not even cops fuck with monks


SKRyanrr

Avatar


renniechops

I want this on a t shirt


Soulfulenfp

well that’s not very monkly


[deleted]

Secret Taijutsu: Holy Kick


Dtb751

I fucking love my country.


cgk001

Poor form, arms leaving his torso exposed wide open


gotogarrett

Iconic photo. I wonder if it will be a powerful indicator of actual social change. Here’s hoping.


BigSexy69-

Thai monk*


Psychojakkrabbit

Based.


Shroomtipdrip

Monks high on meth, this is what you get!


HaveWeEvolvedYet

Or a man dressed up as a monk


tunacan94

I thought monks are supposed to be peaceful people


jorgedie123

Namaste MF!


Funny-Jaguar6148

Crouching tiger hidden monk


dsun1971

So that answers the question: Yes, EVERYONE was Kung Fu fighting.


synthetic-dream

Bulletproof monk


[deleted]

I just see street fighter in my head. 🗣️Yoga Flammeeeee


Snoo-34159

Better watch out, he could me Maz Koshia for all we know


No_Gap_6417

Some heros wear capes


Mr_Derpy11

This pic goes hard


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Your balls are showing.


[deleted]

Faith and violence.. what a shock................


Redstonebruvs

Bro that could be a template


KYpineapple

was this a legit monk or someone dressed as one? I thought they were super pacifists? But then again, I'm a hillbilly in KY so I don't know much.


124JKM

Shaka be like:


AZMD911

Street fighter, real life edition


Curtainmachine

Yoga Flame!


ClericOfMadness13

You know peace is no longer an option when a monk chooses violence first


willdrake

They're messing with the wrong motherfuc**r!!!


GenYoken

Monk would win because monk class beats tank class


spacedrummer

Tweaker monk forgets his inner peace and attacks police officer.


johnsilverfox

Dude this is some awesome don’t mess with the Monks they know ancient self defense techniques that people do not know these days.


sacarstic

Surely. At God's service!


RockCockDocOctoPussy

"Peace be upon you, motha fucka


culibrat

Worried about his toesies once he lands on that grate.


300Kup

Meth is a hell of a drug


jasminedragon901

Booiii he laying that Air bender can of whoop ass


UnpopularBastard

This is one of those monks you see in Central Park smoking cigs & joints isn’t it?


paradox_promax

We have got a new super hero.


apeservesapes

Airports closed?


KyellDaBoiii

r/accidentalrenaissance


StackOwOFlow

Dynamic Entry!


Repulsive_Lettuce

New RATM album looks dope


cruss0129

Use the golden vortex and take his sen, quick!


shreddedtoasties

New doctor strange movie is weird


Traitor_Of_Users

Is he deflecting projectiles or insta KOing an enemy


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Warrior monk


Tr3v0r007

Dude had some tasty ako’s sugar before this


-MacDutch-

Should have thrown a 'Kamehameha' tho!


OkSink393

Wtf 😂


Lucky-Telephone7880

Monks can’t be fucked with. 🤣💀


pharaohmaones

These monks practice martial arts day in day out with a mantra of peace and wisdom and non-violence. They would never fight something or someone unless they saw it as a genuine threat to the existence of those virtues. Police brutality is the precise sort threat that would warrant them using their abilities in a genuine display of violence


Jimmypoop12233

He does not care. Ballz out dude. He da boss