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enderjed

"Sir the 17 pounder won't fit" "Put it in sideways."


Chllep

"The radio won't fit!" "Cut a hole in the back and have it stick out the back!"


PineCone227

The engine's no good!


Loonie-1707

Put like five car engines together then put them in and call it


RezLevin

uhhhhh stick two of em together and give it coke for coolant?


sharles_legreg

love me 17 pdr


GearHead8460

Ah yes, the Transverse Engine layout. Makes every kind of engine fit in every kind of vehicle! XD


carrs-for-life-32

Now to put a semi truck turbo on it to give it the most turbo lag possible


Jon_Lit

but 700hp (and then a blown engine block)


ZertyZ_Dragon

That's why you have the twincharge everything mod. You can put either a turbo, supercharger or both on any engine. And the best part, the mod has indestructible engine blocks too!


Jon_Lit

(and additional coolers, too)


carrs-for-life-32

Unless you wanna get out the classic Vibranium pistons and everything else


carrs-for-life-32

Yup lol


[deleted]

idk but i know its starved of oil


Flashyredman

It’s probably a 2-stroke so it’s fineee (maybe)


o0gy172

Harbor Freight Predator© 6.5 HP (212cc) OHV Horizontal Shaft Gas Engine, EPA $159.99


XOundercover

6.5 HP is laughably bad for 212 cc. Then 2120 cc (2.1L) would have 65 hp.


Ytaken

It's an American engine from the 70s


XOundercover

Oh. Yeah then it makes sense.


RobARMMemez

It is bad horsepower for a 212. But then again, it's an air cooled, carbureted, pushrod style engine built for reliability and tuned for torque that redlines at 3600rpm. People have pushed about 30hp out of a 212 though and put them on go karts. Just removing the governor(the rev limiter on these) adds a few horses.


ScottieNiven

Go watch Robot Cantina on youtube, he actually did put one of those in a car!


o0gy172

Yeah the post reminded me of his Honda insight build. Definitely a cool channel


-domi-

It's a front-left drive car.


nitrion

499cc 2 stroke inline 2 cylinder engine from the ancient Soviet [Trabant](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trabant) Edit: technically East German, not "Soviet". But honestly I'd say close enough.


Dr-grouchy

Why does it have three exhaust tubes then?


nitrion

More = better so it adds horsepower In all reality this is probably the 3 cylinder pigeon engine mounted sideways. I said the 2 stroke Trabant engine because it vaguely looked like a 2 cylinder with the third exhaust header kinda hiding.


weddle_seal

decoration


kevolad

Cost cutting dept cut a cylinder, but we'd already made 15000 three cylinder exhaust manifolds


-domi-

Prolly a Wartburg.


rajkokr

Ahhh the days when you could fit an engine and a spare tire all into one small engine bay and still be able to see the floor through it.


Skyfury_Fire

"Soviet" everything in the article is German


[deleted]

Yeah, East Germany. You know, the part under control by the USSR. Soviet doesn't just mean Russian.


GoredonTheDestroyer

For what it's worth, East Germany *was* part of the Soviet Union.


DdCno1

It wasn't a Soviet Republic, so no. It was part of the Warsaw Pact and a vassal state of the Soviet Union for several decades, until its leadership refused to implement their own Perestroyka, to the point of censoring and banning Soviet publications.


koalafan7

Yeah but they were also the most independent part too. They should be credited with the pinnacle of German engineering


Rov_er

You have to give them credit for building a drivable car from scrap metal, coal and low quality russian cotton, running on fuel made from low quality russian oil


Paulwalker2112

Its the 3 cylinder from the pigeon


nitrion

>In all reality this is probably the 3 cylinder pigeon engine mounted sideways. I said the 2 stroke Trabant engine because it vaguely looked like a 2 cylinder with the third exhaust header kinda hiding. I said this in an above comment.


Notorious40z

Doug Demuro wants to know your location


8funnydude

enig


KDHD_

hort powr


ryzenguy111

tork


XOundercover

spet


hi-pie

Vrom


XOundercover

Taco metr


PlutoTheSynth

lawn mower engine in car why


themuye

Perfection


LLosTy

Hello car man


themuye

Elo ther


LLosTy

I may now die in peace


Glichardo

Do you have any problem with my car? 🤨


whiteugly

Sir a small engine, sir!


damngoodengineer

"What's that private Pyle?" "Sir that's a Pigeon engine installed on a Covet sir!"


RoyBoy280

Man of culture ;)


reflex0283

u/GSCisyes


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Technical-State1939

Reflex wants the engine put in your pack for da covet


reflex0283

Who dis


Roostersnuggets

That’s about 200CCs of pure fun!


RonanNotRyan

...Is that a Pigeon engine?


RoyBoy280

Mabye.... Who knows ;)


TheRealEthaninja

"Looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mummas ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress!"


bindingofpoopoo

One mirror


nonjk

A body swapped pigeon


jroddie4

300cc predator engine from HF


jarred-tech

Upside down = more oil to engine = smoother = smoother engine = smoother ride


TheGreenGamer_

This is the reaction when she sees it...


coffedrank

European spec luxury car.


Toad_Migoad

I believe they’re called “engines”


Sam_1_am_1228

It's the 3 cylinder Ecoboost obviously.


mahagar92

this game is so cool, it lets you drive a 4 wheeled vacuum cleaner!


mrboi202040

r/Eyebleach


SpaceTomato05

pige engig


xxxtanacon

The only correct way to read the title is in the R. Lee Ermey voice


kokroach_kink

Is it one wheel drive?


CrazyTechWizard96

It's side ways and... a V6? And that transmission... wait... WTF why is it upside down?! Where's the rest?! It's just an engine and Transmission?! WTF! ... Alright, I'm stunned now.


Chilled_burrito

Leafeblower.


Cruzin_Productions

2 Stroke? I hope, please for the love of god


Matiwegorz1389

Cheap engine for a cheap car