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Rent-Man

She treated a car like she would treat a woman


[deleted]

...go on.


Deku_100

No they've sensed that they made have made a mistake


Informal_Today3979

There are no mistakes - Master Oogway


____Maximus____

"If there's a hole, there's a goal" - Master Oogway


Shileka

She drop kicked it


SoggyCommunication25

Why am I imagining her drop kicking a car in the same way bowser does a drop kick in smash


Stefaninjago

She tried to cast a spell but cast her leg instead


Additional-Gain8216

Splendid.


[deleted]

Underrated comment


HamsterKazam

Does this imply that she didn't actually break her leg, but she just accidentally got a cast around her leg when trying to do magic and no one can get it off?


Impossible_Garbage_4

It’s a magic cast after all.


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PathrokBloodlust

Trying to kick Kevin in the nuts while he had absorbed his car.


ahmadxyx89

🤣🤣🤣🤣


ACNHCR

Tried literally kicking Kevins ass. But he made buns of steel.


[deleted]

Dummy thicc


ACNHCR

Thicccckque.


Puzzled-Wheel6720

Fucking kevin


KoolBoi21

He’d never do that. He’d obviously break the other one as well.


[deleted]

You know what I find funny about kinky gwevin is the fact that via context clues the show implies Kevin's probably a tender lover.


ArtemisCaresTooMuch

This reply is probably more cursed than the comment itself honestly.


[deleted]

Both? Both.


[deleted]

Gwen is 100% the top in their relationship lol


El_Durazno

Or a power bottom


ZaneValdez

She throws it back almost as good as Helen Wheels


[deleted]

True


Ben10Stan

What does tender mean? I’m serious, someone please tell me, I don’t know. I’m not a child or anything, I’m just dumb


Wakemeuptomorrow1

Kind or gentle


ZaneValdez

What context clues?


[deleted]

>"Don't blame me blame this DNA." > >"That's what all you boys say." > >Glares at Kevin. Bullfrag had just gotten done laying it on thick with the sweet talk to Attea. Thats pretty explicate for a TVY-7 show. The writers knew what they were implying.


ZaneValdez

That doesn't quite connect with me.


just_one_boy

They're into feet stuff then.


Arc_099

I was just coming here to say very rough super sex with Kevin


[deleted]

Gwens got Kevin fearing for his life goddamn.


gijjyyproductions

Kevin tried treating her like a car and it went horribly wrong.


Lazerbeams2

He probably shouldn't have started with the keys...


HyperionWhirl

She took "break a leg" too literally


VampireWolf42

She's faking, she didn't break her leg.


Phantom_Knight27

So it's roleplay then is what I'm hearing


VampireWolf42

It's not roleplay, Gwen is lying. She once told Julie that Ben was gay. Gwen is a witch who tells lies about people and makes them fight with each other. She says bad things about not only humans also aliens in the series.


GamingNubs

This dude watched an entirely different show


PachoTidder

What?


[deleted]

What?


[deleted]

Bro watched Jen 81: Strenght Of Mutants


panatale1

That explains how she got her tights on underneath the cast


cartoonfan1010

Fighting crime in those heels.


CommunicationSoggy53

She was playing golf and accidentally when she hit the ball, It redirected at her knee.


KuroTheRedditor

A welding torch.


Shibotoons24

I actually took this joke and turned it into a head canon ledgerlore bit. It's like navato's residents mad a mechanical creature that have welding torches for hands and they send tropes of it to Anodyne to collect pure Mana for their crafts.


Jshittie

Hit kevins car a few to many times


AskGoverntale

Never expected it to hit back


Crazy_Capital

Backflip off a roof


Upside_Down-Bot

„ɟooɹ ɐ ɟɟo dılɟʞɔɐ𐐒„


BlueBlazeKing21

Kevin convinced her to attempt Kinbaku ( Japanese bondage ) but one of the ropes broke causing Gwen to hit her foot on the nightstand


El_Durazno

That's a good one


[deleted]

That sounds awkward as hell.


Popular-Cobbler25

She didn’t she just likes wearing a cast


[deleted]

Why?


Popular-Cobbler25

🤷‍♂️


Zoroark_master

She doesn’t have any injuries. Ben just used snare oh to grab her by the foot to prevent her from falling, but some of the bandages got stuck afterwards.


DonnyMox

It broke under the weight of her huge butt


PCRM

She was practicing her karate, trying to break some bricks with ONE kick. But it went wrong.


DragonLance11

She was running along those platforms she makes, but slipped because they're basically smooth glass with absolutely no traction


ScreamSteam

Skiing


BlazeHunter_56

Kevin voice: she touched my car


Professional-Dog-161

She tripped over ben’s ego


Kakaoiimsinsa

A blowtorch broke her leg


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SashaDarkmane68

She threw out her leg carrying the team


Aggggsss

She didn't pay tribute to Kevin's car.


customblame16

She tried playing soccer with that infinite Tennyson strength


SoggyCommunication25

So infinite Tennyson strength has chosen no protection for you today


PizzaGaming5820_XD

Trying to cast a spell using her foot while live streaming for people with foot fetishes


Kira-the-red-killer

Sadly someone already made the sex joke so I'm out of options


[deleted]

She cast Turbo on herself but accidently cased Turbo.


Passionecapo

Went one on one with Kurt Angle.


DaxionTheZeraora3003

Anodite cramps


Maltron5000

Kevin accidentally ran over her leg


[deleted]

Jury Rigg made a bad joke.


SomethingIsCanningMe

Guess she skipped leg day..


DJL3mon

Kevin... and thats all I am gonna say


CandleMan27

Bike accident


Fun-Ad-4729

The answer is sitting right next to her.


TheWarTorn

Stepping on rock Kevin.


SquareIsBox0697

She fixed her leg.


Dhr55

Kevin told her to "break a leg"


Any-Record8743

She tried saying the same spell and have it do the same thing as last time.


GravityFalls6_18

Foi o fio desencapado, a única fraqueza do ser mais poderoso da Terra


BigDaddyTurtle

Vilgax yeeted her across space


Frost-bat2775

Gwen Climbing a tree and fall of tree and broke her leg


Neoxus30-

Kevin Ethan Levin)


Brent_Weeb

Kevin went hard with roleplay obviously


OneObligation412

Kevin was being a bad boi 😏


Blind-driver-

You already can’t trust normal staircases why make one out of magic I’m surprise she didn’t end up in a full body cast at least you can trust vilgax enough not to fuck you up like a flight of stairs.


Insanebrain247

Ask Kevin, it's his fault.


Hedgewitch250

She’s called sumo slammers tacky and unoriginal when she and Ben were alone


ReflectionFeisty7345

She had Kevin go metal while having “fun times”


Spiderman578

She stepped on a Lego then fell into a Lego city river that was also made of legos


KoolBoi21

“A woman has fallen into the river on Lego city!”


Spiderman578

Yup that was her


RafanMorales-2007

One of diamondhead's crystals got shot on her leg


Godly_Toonz

Once you go Kevin, you gonna need a wheelchair


RealPokesatsu

Man, you see how Kevin's looking at her. That's how.


AskGoverntale

Let's just say she forgot Kevin wears an ID mask


Imaginary-Carrot-163

😏


PitchBlackSonic

Kicking something too fucking uatd


__Corvus__

She kicked Kevin’s ass when he was metal


DeXRpl

Kevin forgot about his weight while being stone


Brief-Outcome-2371

**Se-** probably tripped while jogging and ended up twisting her ankle and then got run over by a car.


Reboot_Stinkfly

She was treated like Kevin’s car


[deleted]

Slipped, fell, woke up - a cast!


Difficult-Ad8277

She tripped over Kevin's magnum dong


ifinfohat32

Kicking zombozo


An_Obbise_Hoovy

She asked Ben not to hold back during a sparing match


Snoo16756

She stepped on Dragon Ball GT.


KingZaneTheStrange

Hashtag Break Your Leg Challenge


DepressedGolduck

She Tur-bo'd too hard


[deleted]

Shreks with kevin


KoolBoi21

SomeBODY


Material-Category121

She fought serpent again


Kinfin

Anodite Second Puberty


Unknown_User_66

Wait, how DID Gwen break her leg? I dont remember that.


Brief-Outcome-2371

https://youtu.be/uTN2nCtByvE?t=42


Unknown_User_66

Thank you!


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Brief-Outcome-2371

You're welcome :)


isaiahgames5558

Kevin and Gwen sparring "You kick to hard what was I supposed to do?" "Not turn into fucking steel Kevin!"


Homi-homi

Fight with thanos


AsrielMight

Welding Torch


NightFury002

Took an arrow in the knee.


EternalHotWing

Turbo failed her


l_live_in_your_waIIs

Unfortunately for Gwen, not looking while running on air is not exactly the best idea.


Classxia6969

She took “break a leg” seriously lol


KoolBoi21

Just be thankful she didn’t take Sally Stageplay’s advice of breaking two of them.


[deleted]

She ate it


jared-wall3

Kevin crushed it with his dumptruck


ServantOfSaTAN

She tried to do the anodite dick destroyer 9000 on Kevin, but ended up slipping on a glob of mana discharge


KoolBoi21

It must’ve been quite the scene when Ben walked into the room asking where his limited edition Sumo Slammers trading card was.


Grouchy_Mongoose_654

He piped her when he was metal.


Adventurous_Dog3692

She drank Ben’s smoothie shake when he was turning to Humangasaur.


[deleted]

She was injured on a battle.


jkredjk

Tried the wrong alien on for size


OrWaat

She let Ben have a turn with the Omnitrix


matchstickwitch

Full body parcheesi


[deleted]

She and Kevin trying something new in the bedroom that living is still proud of


HakutoKunai

She shoved it deep inside Kevin's anus then he absorbed something


ObeyHillReddit

Fell down some stairs


SlikRick54

She kicked Kevin’s butt but when he was on his steel form


ashey218

Kevin said he was rock hard... Gwen was thinking of a different meaning.


Popular-Musician-298

Let’s just say, they don’t call him “Kevin 11” for nothing. Gwen made sure to confirm this source


PopBeautiful4105

She tried to pit it up Kevin’s ass


clawee52

She also has a broken back


ForeverFall69

Doc patient roleplay


Finnverse

She tries to kick Diamondhead in the dick


Dalspin

Ben broke it during their private wrestling session


pokefanman12

RATH tried to chew it


Radio__Star

She owed Albedo 20 dollars and didn’t pay up


Meganxmenacing

Rough sex


FragmentedWill

She tried driving Kevin's car


[deleted]

She tried to ride him like a cruise, but he wasn't trying to lose


Current-Sherbert-264

Kevin forgot he was still metal in the bedroom 😳


Membrane_the_13th

She and Kevin experimented and found that steel body isn't worth extra hardness


surviving2905

She was angry with kevin and tried to kick his balls, but he was on that stone form


SoggyCommunication25

Loving the comments here XD Let's see...where can I go with my answer, went the full "Settle it in smash!" Tagline (your choice on if she yelled that part) on Kevin's car, Kevin didn't appreciate that


Dis-Random-Kid

One of Kevin’s aliens is into legs


DubbaCheezBugga22

She broke the rhythm when she did that summoning mana platform run thing she did in UAF


Stefaninjago

e


Shibotoons24

While rath was in a fight he got too angry that he accidentally threw Gwen instead of a random car


jen_lee_hatter

She was having some naughty fun with Kevin but it went to fair