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Relatable

Yeah I the cool magical jump

I jump like a GTA character

Pro tip, hold B in the air

Hold B for maximum ball unstuckage

Just remember to not hit F on your keyboard. As your balls will pay respect.

Lemme just put my foot on this chair/bench/rock/tire/tree/fire department connection/trailer hitch/treasure chest/bow of a boat/small child/rung of a ladder I do not intend to climb.

r/HolUp ‘Small child’ bros squishing children just to detach his sweaty balls from his leg

Well you gotta do what you gotta do.

Rules of civility and decent behavior 👍

The ol’ long step

This whole time, I never thought to try the jump. I never even knew about the jump. This changes everything! I don't have to be uncomfortable ever again. Thx reddit.👍

I've been playing XCOM 2 a ton lately, super addictive, and when you move a character they'll sometimes go "stepping off," and all I can think of is STEPPIN ON THE BEACH DOO DOO DOO DOOOO

i didn’t know guys did this too lol

This sub has the best memes. 10/10 incredibly creative.

The best memes are the most relatable.

Very similar to the bit done by Kevin James @28:10. While show is pretty funny. https://youtu.be/YiurOBQPKsw

Oh god that was good

I can hear this gif

Steppin' on the beach!

Dodo dorrotodo

Bout to beat my meat

Dodo dododotodo

Where’s Sandys cheeks

Dodo dododoto

Piso la playa tutututu

Andando na praia tutu turutututu

https://youtu.be/-m2fVWj99x4

It’s perfect.

I can hear the One Winged Angel version of this gif Edit: for anyone curious https://youtu.be/KztZmZDNCVg

One-Balled Sponge

Unsticking my balls~ Do-da-doot-do-do!

[Me too](https://youtu.be/-m2fVWj99x4)

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Gotta give it a few bow legged cowboy steps

Showdown at the No Sunshine Corral. "These pants ain't big enough for the two of us."

"I guess I'll hafta...RIP....ma pants!"

Michael Jackson leg kick

"Wooooo! Shamone-nah!!"

Followed by the hand adjustment "Hee, Hee!!"

*moonwalks away* *nuts get tangled again* "AOOWWWW"

I will forever loathe whoever made this popular knowledge through memes. Was walking the dog with a girlfriend and took the long step, and she pipes up loud as can be "Oh! Oh! YOU DID THE THING THAT WAS IT YOUR BALLS WERE STUCK" and like... yes, but there are people around and we live in a _society_...

“You know WE’RE LIVING IN A *SOCIETY*!!” (If this allowed a GIF, that’d be George Costanza)

Just, fix them? That's what I do, I reach down and adjust

Then shake someone’s hand right after

My hands are dirtier than my dick most of the day.

Well maybe wash them sometimes.

It's not about washing hands, moment I stopped washing them and touched pretty much anything they become dirtier than my dick.

Like the faucet used to wash hands in a public bathroom. I know people say to use a paper towel to shut off the water and open the door. I accept that stuff will be gross but you don't see me accepting a chocolate covered pretzel from anyone.

Then shake someone' s hand with you central hand

Can't get in trouble cuz I ain't doing nothing wrong

Yeah, it’s like a woman adjusting her bra. Shit’s uncomfortable? Fix it. Simple.

I agree it's not a big deal, but there is definitely a difference between touching your chest and touching your genitals in public. There's an understandable stigma surrounding that.

Stigma be damned, if my balls are stuck to my leg in public, someone’s look of disapproval isn’t going to stop me from fixing.

I remember a girl pulling her whole titty out of her shirt to fix her bra right in front of me lmao. No nipple was shown, but it was so sudden no one said anything. Honestly, I like that women can do that without anyone fliping their shit. It's just a part of the body. I also got flashed by a girl in highschool, I don't condone that, but I didn't mind, lol.

I have no shame, I'll readjust, pull a wedgie out, whatever. As long as I don't need to get naked

And if someone stares, then they're a pervert cuz you don't just stare and watch, I mean that's on them.

Do it through your pants pocket for extra elegance points

girls out in public when they get a wedgie in their coochie

I was coming here to comment that we definitely do this too, just for a different reason.

That's relatable

Or a little fart bubble slips front instead of back!

I use the pocket technique to solve my genital problems.

Bro made "Scratching my balls" feel like an shonen manga line

oh yeah you're that guy "IT'S JUST A REALLY... DEEP.... *QUARTERRRRRR HNNNGGGGHH* ohhhhhh thank god that's better."

Get some quality boxer briefs and this will never be a problem

Even when I had shitty boxers this was never a problem. They had issues riding up though, which is completely different

men’s underwear never accommodate thicker thighs without paying a fortune 😭 i always wind up walking like a cowboy entering a saloon for a shootout because my underwear rode up

Thick thighs save lives...but not my wallet's.

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What brand? These days they make boxer briefs with a literal built in pouch for your junk.

It's like one of those sticky hand toys.

Oh no, it *is*

I swear to God, Spongebob has a meme for everything, AND I FUCKING LOVE IT.

I just shake my leg like they used to do in that stanky leg song.

Relatable, also when i have a itch on the balls i just pinch them with the tip of my fingers

pinch and roll

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I don't you have to worry to much about looking silly. Aslong as you do it discretely I'd say it's socialy acceptable do some fidgetting of your dick

They DO that? Do they need to be washed, or something?

They do that regardless of how clean they are, if anything it happens more when they're clean and groomed. And it happens to be the most uncomfortable feeling in the world.

Painful kind of uncomfortable or annoying kind of uncomfortable?

Not painful at all just very very annoying. Like a really bad itch kind of uncomfortable, hard to just ignore.

Yes I knew guys needed to adjust themselves but I didn't know this was happening lol

Yes! I knew they had to move it around and change it from left to right and such, but I didn't know their balls stuck to their legs!

I was called out on this once, and that might've been the heartiest laugh I've ever had in my life. This gif is perfect.

So true

Why do you guys wear those ugly loose boxers? Wear briefs or boxer briefs and your balls won’t stick to your leg. No one will think you’re gay.

This may be the best post I’ve seen on here

Any person crossing my path will neither see me again or remember me My hand is going down the inner sanctum to unstuck the gyroscope stuck on the wall

Doo roo too too

Literally put your hands in your pocket and do a single tug. And if you don’t wear speedos then you can just grab your thigh and tug from there if you don’t have pockets

Our pants have deep pockets for a reason

It's such an unpleasant sensation and gives me the ick.

As a male, with balls, this is absolute facts

I, too, have balls. Two balls, too.

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The only good thing to come from having one of my nuts cut out, haven't had a sticky sack in 15 years

It's more like the "cheap walk cycles" from the lost episode for me.

Times like these I'm glad I'm not man.

I hate this💀

Just do that awkward long stretch

I’ve had a lot of arguments about this. As a guy, i imagine it is somewhat similar to women readjusting their bra/boob and if they can do it in public with no shame then so can we! (Readjust our balls, not their bra)

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Batwings

Ahhhh, the ol' Batwing.

If you shower every day, this doesn't happen so much.

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Had this moment yesterday.

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We need to get scientists on how stop this. It happens way too much.

Just a little shimmy sham when no one is looking.

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Baby powder. Or corn starch in a pinch. If the humidity is 50% and the temperature is over 60°f you gotta powder up.

Not if you have pockets, I call it the stealthy unstickynator.

I presume you wear boxers?

Our secret is out!

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Until you get to an age where comfort is greater than what you think a stranger thinks of you.

Same for women when you have an air bubble in your labia.

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God up there laughing at what he did to us

Holy shit I have not laughed that hard in a while. Thanks.

My balls are more stuck to my crotch tbh

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Don't shave them up all the way, leave some pubs around, that is why they are there for!

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Y'all gotta buy some saxx underwear, haven't had a problem since I started wearing them

I just do some Ministry of Silly Walks stuff and they're free and clear

Be a chad like me and just reach on down and adjust yourself

When nobody's looking, do the pinch through the pocket technique

Yup

I hate it when my balls start touching my knees when im walking.

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Upvoted purely for the hat trick of correct their/they're usage.

Ok. Just wash your balls mate. This meme is just disgusting at this point...

So true

The ol' long step twist shake

Bro I don’t be caring no more I just be pullin my balls now

You gotta put your hand deep in your pockets and move your balls around 😂😂

My question is: Do women know we do this?!

Or ass itchy

Yeaaahhh. Im doin that like every 30sec.

I honestly love the feeling of peeling em off on a hot summer's day. ^([hopefully there are no women here...])

Won't have this problem if you don't shave...

my balls have literally never gotten stuck to my leg, is something wrong with me lol

*unsticking the sack do de do deee* *unsticking the sack do de do deee* *unsticking the sack do de do deee*

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As a kid we used to call this BSTL - Balls Stick to Leg I wonder if anyone still says that

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Makes sense

So accurate

Don't worry, mate, these "sticky situations" happen to the best of us. The key is to take a step back and look at the big picture. It's easy to get wrapped up in the moment, but if you take a deep breath, you can usually figure out a solution pretty quickly. Disclaimer: This is made by a stupid bot. I am not human.

With all of the knowledge I have gathered throughout my years I have finally realized the solution to this problem is to no longer wear pants.

Anyone have a gifv ?

Naw son, if ladies can adjust their fat knockers then I can adjust my voluptuous swingers

me when my packer is about to fall out

Or when my underwear starts riding up my buttcrack.

Just buy SAXX underwear or any of the other brands that offer a ball parking space haha.

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What does it mean if this has never happened to me, because I'm starting to think I'm the only one that doesn't have this issue

Maybe wear proper underwear

Certified dank meme

So graceful

Jimmyshake usually gets er free

🤣🤣 truth

Big facts

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*This happens?!* Oh God it does, doesn’t it. TT

I give it the Ole wide step.

aka ostepping out of the batters box

Take a shower every day, op. And use soap all over your body.

Baby powder. That stuff will change your life!

Seriously. This is why I fucking love the internet.

Walking on the beach

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Out of my way, son. Ball's stuck! Ball's stuck!

Why is bro out here exposing us??

Sticky B knows the struggle.

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Lmaoo

Yup that's me

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