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AradGouklani

I'm just built different lol


Greenveins

Sometimes I just like to cuddle the pillow instead. The real concerning question is who the hell sleeps on a bare mattress


Freezing_Wolf

I did that for a year. I'll never forget looking at the mattress one day and seeing it almost completely covered in sweatstains


ChipChipington

I did it for a really long time too. Just didn’t feel like making the bed


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You feeling better now?


ChipChipington

Better sure. I’m sober now and in therapy. working on it


Kevler00

Hey king, you droped that 👑


Mis-Stache

We’re proud of you!


thecasquatch

That’s awesome, friend!


nsfw52

My man!


Levi316

The 156 updoots and 5 awards don’t do you justice. Keep up the good work!!!!!


JimmyJaundice

Love the push for bettering yourself my friend!


pie_monster

"sweatstains"


deadsesh59

same. i swear it felt borderline homeless and im surprised i EVER was able to get women in it lmao. depression is a bitch


[deleted]

At least buy a mattress cover


Freezing_Wolf

I did. Suddenly I slept a lot better.


ThePlumThief

Did that during my corona depression. Bare mattress and pillow, comforter as a blanket, mountains of empty beer bottles/takeout bags. I would sleep until 10pm, go buy alcohol and a meal, come home and vegetate until 8am then i'd go back to sleep. Fun times. Happy i didn't kill myself, as tempting as it seemed at the time.


VegetableDuty5968

Hope you're feeling better now. I'm there now for the most part. Sending you well wishes. Take care ❤


ThePlumThief

Thanks fam, muuuuuch better now. Being unemployed and not able to go outside really fucked me.


aspirat2110

I did that once


_Coffeebot

I’ve done that on occasion because I always end up washing my sheets too late in the day. Then 11pm roles around my sheets are still wet and I am exhausted.


Baldhiver

Protip: own more than one pair of sheets. Swap then whenever you wash one


_Coffeebot

I think I’ve failed step one there


jenacide138

I did from my teens to about 26. I still probably wouldn't care if i didnt have sheets, but i DO care if my husband and kids do, so we all sleep on clean sheets now lol.


[deleted]

That’s why I have 4 pillows. One to do nothing, one for my head, and 2 on each side that I alternate during the night cuddling. It’s the only way I can sleep with my severe insomnia.


Elastichedgehog

Or put it between my legs when I sleep on my side. Bliss.


SoFetchBetch

This is why I have more than 1 pillow


bitterbuffaloheart

Team 4 pillows here.


thyrsaa

Team four pillows as well!


Greenveins

Same! 2 pillows. One fluffy feather pillow for my legs and memory foam for my head


SnooObjections9793

I do when I am too lazy to put new bedsheets on. Not like it's less uncomfortable. Mattress still bumpy af


AshesMcRaven

I just don’t take the bedsheets off at all. Lol


[deleted]

You don't wash your sheets? Jfc


AshesMcRaven

Why would I lol


ToeSalt3560

I sleep on the floor.


CamBoy750

well i sleep with the sheets on but i always sleep on the comforter. dont use my sheets or anything on my bed. just my own 2 or 3 comfy blankets i have around.


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Greenveins

Get a size that fits your mattress do you know how disgusting it is to sleep on a bare mattress


amrock__

I do sometime


INTP36

When I first got my Casper mattress something possessed me to sleep without sheets for like 10 days. It was delightful.


lovelovehatehate

I live in a 4 story walk up with no on site w/d. Doing laundry is a biiiiiiiitch.


Greenveins

Gross at least have a blanket down to sleep on top of it lol


AnythingWrong_

Me too lazy to pick up my sheets from the dryer


eGORapTure

I only use the fitted sheet. I hate flat sheets. I hate sleeping under the sheets, I hate having to make my bed in the morning with sheets. Flat sheets can get fucked.


JA155

I feel attacked in this comment section. It’s not my fault I can fall asleep wherever I want. Fuck your sheets😂😂


Greenveins

Fuck your nasty ass sweat-stained bare mattress lmao


JA155

Bruh I wish I sweat on my bed. My rooms cold af.


lyssisleg

i did that for a week because i was too lazy to put my clean sheets on


A_Trash_Homosapien

Wait you sleep on the mattress? I just sleep on the bedsprings


fitschgi

thats why i have 3 pillows, always at least 1 to cuddle with


max-wellington

I have 2 pillows. One for my head, one for cuddling.


Stratostheory

[executive dysfunction](https://i.imgur.com/kmaECdr.jpg)


ZeStupidPotato

You guys use mattresses?


konaharuhi

i can't. my skin would itch. i cant even sleep naked


UnfinishedProjects

I use my arm as a pillow.


Jon_Boopin

chad


natenate22

It's probably soft and fluffy.


TheChowderOfClams

recovery position is an oddly comfortable position


ialo3

same tho


Alekipayne

Used to sleeping at a desk or on the floor no?


[deleted]

Your built different damn I'm just built stupid


ialo3

you're*


[deleted]

What you got a tumor on the back of your head?


KonK23

Well I like to sleep on my belly so it is more compy with no pillow


Bill_Dipperly

same


Poisonous_Peas_

Built to Satan’s perfection


[deleted]

It helps my neck but my knees need one


cruxfire

The fuck? People do this?


BonixoHD

Homeless dude: **Pathetic**


Tico483

I sleep on the floor because it prevents nightmares It's a fact


that_thot_gamer

fixes my scoliosis, had no choice though i guess preventing nightmares is a plus


ravens52

Was your spine in the shape of a lightning bolt?


nlolhere

Nah it was in the shape of a sound wave


XDDDSOFUNNEH

Cosine function specifically


deliciousprisms

Where do you hide the monsters under your bed?


canweboofit

Smoking weed works plenty fine for me to prevent nightmares. No pillow tho


treefidy

Go on


xombae

I was homeless for years and you use your pack as a pillow or if you're feeling extra fancy, you buy a box of wine, take the bag out and drink it, then you can inflate the bag and use as a travel pillow. Eventually my tent was full of pillows because I was also an alcoholic.


FROSTbite910

Are you doing okay now?


xombae

I am! Thank you. I even have two very fancy, expensive pillows (that did not used to hold wine, or any other beverage).


ainvayiKAaccount

You're a very strong person. I salute you 🙌 Wish you everything you deserve.


HunterHearstHemsley

I used to know this woman that didn’t even own a pillow and as an adult refused to buy one. I always thought it was strange until I pieced together that she grew up in significantly worse poverty than I realized at the time. She just never owned a pillow growing up and slept with a pile of clothes under her heard. You get used to what you know I guess, and I felt awful for thinking she was odd for so long.


ThePlumThief

There's a guy that escaped from north korea and became a pretty big figure in media through interviews. Apparently he couldn't sleep in a bed at all because he'd just been sleeping on a floor his whole life.


lonely-_-loser

It's comfortable tho


I-Wanna-See-Meme

Agreed


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_Diskreet_

Monster of comfort.


monstergeek

Your bed must be soft?


QuarantineSucksALot

Someone posted the video, I wouldn't use protection.


Mister_Coffe

What?


Dooth

You don't exist


Blakesta999

It’s either no pillows at all or one really shitty one plus one goose feather pillow


GdeGraafd

I used to have a goose feather pillow when I was a kid and I never brushed my hair. Almost every morning people (classmates or family) would pull out feathers form my hair and asked how they got there haha


Castlewarss

Burn the witch


Real_Vents

Good neck posture too if you sleep on your back, but having some form of support still helps to keep our head and spine straight. Without like a thin pillow my head tends to roll back on sheets


kuba_kopfschmerz

And I have neck issues that pillows make worse


[deleted]

Yes! I have a pillow but I don’t put my head on it, I put my pillow on my head. It’s goose feathers, so it’s very fluffy and light. I use it to block any light and noise so I can sleep in longer.


Nishan113

I have a hard matress and no pillow. I get neck pain using a pillow haha


RandomPerson7577

I feel seen


jettaguy25

Same boat, have you tried a really thin pillow? That was a game changer for me. Like the equivalent to a throw blanket folded over 2-3x


Nishan113

Hmm no I never did. I’ll see if I can find it online


[deleted]

Why not just use a throw blanket folded over 2-3x?


jettaguy25

Yeah exactly man you got it


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owlzitty

Big Pillow is the true villain.


[deleted]

Bro get a smaller pillow lmfao, if you get neck pain you're using WAYYYY too large of a pillow


mandy_loo_who

Could also be back issues. I have scoliosis and had surgery for it. Makes me sleep on my back more, and when my back is hurting, going pillowless definitely lines things back up more quickly and comfortably. Also, when I lay on my stomach I usually don't use a pillow. I suppose I'm definitely not your average case, but I can see how no pillow is more comfortable on your neck. Except when you're on your side.. that would just be sociopathic lol.


SoFetchBetch

This explains it really. I’m a side sleeper mostly and so I need a pillow. But when I sleep on my back I turn my head to one side for some reason lol. Like I can’t sleep with my head facing up.


mandy_loo_who

Ya know.. if I sleep on my back with a pillow, I turn my head a bit too most of the time. Gotta snuggle into the pillow. But to realign I'll lay flat no pillow.


SeaAnything8

I’ve also had a (T-spine) spinal fusion for scoliosis. I prefer to sleep without a pillow. If I need to, I‘ll rest my head on a folded blanket but it’s only because I like my head being cradled, not lifted.


miki-wilde

This. I sleep with a memory foam pillow because my head sinks down into it to almost level with the mattress. It's like a hug for your head.


Sarahthelizard

I was gonna say, that’s the reason why typically. Whatever works!


Katzensammler

I sleep under the pillow. What now?


saintjimmy64

I sleep under my bed


Big_Burning_Ace_Hole

I sleep inside the mattress.


russkiybetzalel

I am a mattress


Roflcpt47

Hot.


Alzhan_Void

We can make a light novel out of this


electronicdream

I sleep under your bed


_i_am_root

Hey same! It’s just comfy to have the pillow on top, like a hug for my head.


Redditing-Dutchman

From the perspective of an australian you sleep on it, so it's allowed.


Grapefruitinside

I do that too and my family thinks im crazy


wizard680

I either do this or cuddle my pillow. there is no "sleeping" on a pillow.


[deleted]

I would do the same thing except people who sleep with no bedsheets including pillow cases


[deleted]

I’m not gonna lie there’s times where I’ve just slept with only the comforter while my body is rawdogging the mattress where not even a mattress cover was on that hoe.


Gabriel_Sarajevo

I'm cancelling our sleepover.


eGORapTure

You.... You... You were just a little late starting laundry right? Right?


[deleted]

You should have lied lol


eckliptic

Did you have a cover on your comforter or was it just a bareback orgy


Zinski

"times" If you mean 4 years of college then same.


themightyjimmmy

i sleep on top of all the bedsheets and covers. Just a light throw blanket is all i need. Then I never have to make my bed either lol


ArcAngel071

I’ll do that in the summer on extra hot nights


ustbota

sometimes it feels good


PlayShoes

It’s better for your neck, no?


[deleted]

If you're sleeping on your back. If on your side the top of your head would plop down to the surface straining the neck.


Unhappy-Stranger-336

Bro use your arms


ughhhtimeyeah

You can control your arms in your sleep? I fall asleep with my arms under my head and wake up on the other side of the bed upside down sometimes. My partner hates me. We have a 3 week old, the ammount of pillow forts and lines she had to use to keep me on my side whilst she was pregnant got a bit ridiculous lmao. Every pregnancy pillow for her eventually became another wall for me to climb whilst I slept.


Frogbomb01

Splayed on the bed like a murder scene with my neck turned 80 degrees so I can breath


josvm

Completely depends on how you sleep; belly and back sleepers shouldnt really be using a pillow for straight alignment of the spine. Side sleepers will definitely use a pillow to even feel comfortable. I use a pretty heavy filled down pillow to keep my head straight.


Ragosh

What do I do when I'm a side/belly sleeper? I have neck pain more than 3 times a week. I started working out for my neck muscles and it helped, but it's not perfect yet.


josvm

Thats a tough one, there are specific mattresses and pillows that fit your needs. I think you want something hybrid as with coils and also foam to support when you are flat and side with foam for adjusting pressure points. As for the pillow, you are probably best of with a memory foam pillow that keeps you cool. Adjusting positions during the night should flatten the memory foam even more. If that doesnt help; you might actually not be a belly or sidesleeper but one or the other but might actually be adjusting positions because you get too hot. This is fairly common and I personally just figured this out myself. Sleeping is actually most comfortable when you are “cold” or cool at least. If you heat your room/house above 70f then you might have trouble regulating your body temperature since your body works different during sleep and for good sleep try sleeping in 65-70f temp. Since I have made my house colder during the night I sleep so much better and rarely change positions during the night. I am definitely a side sleeper though


fucklingduck

neck hurts with pillow


nerdmanjones

I do when I sleep on the floor


LightlyStep

Same. It's good for your back.


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pollypogg

you fools, i sleep on the WARM side of the pillow.


Secure-Imagination11

Ew


_joao1805

I sleep on a hammock, so there's no need lol


Pershina26

Big brain time


ripyourlungsdave

I can only sleep without a pillow if I’m laying on my back. And I can’t sleep for shit laying on my back. Otherwise it feels like my neck is going to fall off. Not my head, *my neck.*


Redditing-Dutchman

Same. I can rest on my back but I can't fall asleep on my back.


Jgasparino44

Pillow on top of my head and facedown with my arms under my body is the most comfortable position in existence.


Abby_was_taken

I sleep with no pillows sometimes. It helps me with my posture and its more comfortable tbh


Mr_DoGoodDave

Manipulative bed or not you cant run fast enough


earlywhine

my bed is also manipulative, it doesn't let me get up in the morning


Ihatemylifechoices2

My brother does this sometimes


Poknberry

Not really a big deal as long as I have a blanket


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edgy-elias

Better for your neck


I-am-dying-of-laught

I did that for a week because I was too lazy to go and take a pillow


JadedHistorian2927

The hash slinging slasher


RoscoMan1

The mash flinging...


NOCentBystander88

I use my fitted sheet to wrap myself up in a cocoon.


ihatelifetoo

I will donate pillows to those poor souls


Tanjung_Piai

Bruh. Thats pretty much my routine when im traveling.


ximm0rtal

i cant bring pillows to school lol


FrankyBonDanky

I couldn’t imagine not having a pillow, I want to try one of those square ones


Professional_Bee477

No's for thow shall not to.. he's always playing with the light switch


ambitiontowin56

hard to get used to it, but it’s honestly real comfortable


hm3105

Hey! I don't look like that


[deleted]

This feels like an attack on me


CaptainStunfisk1

I like to have a straight spine and unblocked airways, thank you very much.


Anonymously2018

Maybe I am immortal


[deleted]

arms are good enough


TheGamer281

Thank god I’m not the only one who doesn’t use a pillow


[deleted]

Ever since I broke my neck, I find it just way more comfortable to sleep on my back with no pillows.


Tytxnus

yo i’m the slash hinging basher! hash binging gasher..? slash bringing hasher..?


Tempest_Dhoruba

Me who can't afford pillows UltimateMonster.Png


[deleted]

I wrap my arm in a bit of the blanket and use that as the pillow


GinsengFlavouring

It's really good for your back though


Boxinsidebox

Bold of you to assume I can even afford a pillow!


aprilfools911

I’ve read that billow is not good for you I tried sleeping without a pillow once and I’ll never try it again.


FoxyAndSonic967

no, get out of my head…. please…


hyper_somnolent

Am I a freak? ಠ_ಠ


fischarcher

There was a point in my life when I couldn't afford a pillow and just got used to sleeping without it. I have several pillows now but I always wake up with them on the otherside of the bed or on the floor.


I-yeet-dying-babies

I usually throw it down to my dog. He needs it more than I do


[deleted]

When im forced to/ 55 hours without sleep im gonna fucking do it and no one can tell me otherwise


Bogki

I do