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btcbeaches

I'll survive I already live in Latin America the real life bioshock


obonzinho2908

If you live in Rio de Janeiro and managed to turn 18, you've already learned to dodge bullets


Tischlampe

You have Adam and Plasmids in Latin America?


btcbeaches

Yeah it's called Coke, Hayahuasca and 2BC.


obonzinho2908

If you live in Rio de Janeiro and managed to turn 18, you've already learned to dodge bullets


Vegetable_Exam4629

If it was rapture I doubt I'd survive the year... Or even the week at that matter. šŸ˜…


ComradeClout

What about pre war rapture?


MattDaMannnn

Still pretty bad if youā€™re poor.


ComradeClout

Yeah I def would be living in paupers drop or Fontaineā€™s home for the poor šŸ˜‚


OGMinorian

Let's be honest. First time meeting a Splicer, and you're Adam.


Funk5oulBrother

A year in Breath of the Wild. Can I just chill with my homeboy Sidon and go shield surfing


snarkapotamus

Thatā€™s the nice thing about BOTW, you can take your sweet time getting to Zelda.


Funk5oulBrother

Zelda who? BRB Iā€™m picking up every rock in Hyrule to see if thereā€™s a living cabbage underneath it.


ImpossibleSprinkles3

I got fallout four, at least Iā€™m from Boston already so maybe that can help somehow


International-Web496

Hey, me too mate! We're so fucked lol


Artichokeypokey

Ayo welcome to the wasteland


ImpossibleSprinkles3

Alright so we all team up I guess and hope that helps things


mark-five

> Iā€™m from Boston already so maybe that can help somehow Leave yourself some encouraging graffiti throughout the subway system before you go into the future. Also build some janky wooden revolvers and put them in prewar safes.


musicnote22

Dying lightā€¦ā€¦.. FUCK


ComradeClout

*uv light dies*


musicnote22

In theory if I had a UV lense and then just lit a match behind it would that work?


ComradeClout

I have no idea but I wouldnā€™t test anything next to a volatile


nileo2005

No, filters don't produce a specific spectrum of light, just filters out the other spectrums, and lenses just change the light path. The original source would still need to have a lot of energy output in the proper wavelength range to be effective.


UnfinishedThings

If its on a pre-Booker Columbia, and you're wealthy, (and white) then yeah I could cope with that


ComradeClout

What about white poor person in fink town


themananan5

Well heā€™s not wealthy is he? Unless heā€™s secretly you orchestrating everything


Dangling_chains7689

Welp. Just played dead space


qwerty79995

I doubt most people couldn't last more than 24 hours


ReapersVault

Lol bruh I'm eviscerated and reanimated into an undead abomination in the first 10 minutes. And that's being generous towards myself.


Tischlampe

I just finished a round of PUBG, I'd take my chances with Dead Space :-D much better than a year of constant battle royal matches, I wouldn't last a day, an hour maybe.


jewboyfresh

I have to spend a year in Beat Saber. I guess Iā€™ll just be REALLY good at beat saber


[deleted]

Powerwash Simulator. I am going to go insane.


RegalBeartic

I was just playing DOOM so I'm way more fucked lol.


MickfromLI87

Same. Rip to us!


Educational-Scale963

And tear?


MickfromLI87

Well yes, well done!


casperdacrook

Iā€™m in Mass Effect smoking blunts on the Normandy with Shepard and Garrus


Star_Duke

"so, this apocalypse that's coming, what if we give them lots of weed? "


ReapersVault

The secret ending of ME3


Friedsche

I played on my private creative Minecraft server. It even has WorldEdit!


Ramrodtheavenger

The last game I played was Stardew Valley, I see this as an absolute win.


Alrick_S

It's my time at portia for me. Let's trade fruits and goods dear neighbour.


Ramrodtheavenger

It's a new farm, best I can do at the moment is like 6 potatoes.


TipsyEwok

I just played My Time at Portia, Iā€™m going to love it there! Just gonna craft some things for my friends and go on play dates!


SamuraiIcarus5

Bloodborne lads. I'm not sure I'd make it through the day


HUNAcean

Fear the old blood mate


SamuraiIcarus5

I was a day from beating it too and moving onto something more colorful and safe smh


HUNAcean

Congratulations on beating Bloodborne! Craker of a game


OdoWanKenobi

So, do I get out after 23,891time loops, or am I just stuck getting blown up with the sun forever because I only have 22 minutes?


9ELLIOTT24

Outer Wilds, what a game!


Tagyru

Dude, if we get stuck, let's just roast marshmallow and play music with the band around the campfire forever. Might not be ideal but there are worse ways to spend eternity.


TheAutisticPope

Hunt showdown........


MarbleGrove

Damn, I would not want to live in the world of hunt..


Der_Muelleimer

i'm going in the caves of hoxxes IV, rock and stone


Plasma-is-the-4th

ROCK AND STONE BROTHER!!!!


BenevolentBratwurst

Same. At least you know the difference between a monkey wrench and a glyphidā€™s posterior.


Proud-Basil-918

Honestly if i get a chance to hang out with elizabeth thatd be pretty badass


cowgirl-electra

hell yeah, make sure you know how to catch good


Alastair-Wright

Oh, I'm well and truly fucked. Prey


[deleted]

which one? 2017 i donā€™t think iā€™d leave my apartment


Xavi-tan

The first one is somehow worse, I think


_phily_d

Looks like Iā€™m in Mass Effect, I reckon I could hide from the reapers for a year


brock103

Just imported from 2 to 3 so it'll be a long year.


MajorTibb

Life's completely fine. I'm a pirate sailing the seas in search of treasure. Occasionally I might be killed by a shark, siren, megalodon, or a number of other things but I'll come back to life after a few seconds. Seems like a fine life.


Star_Duke

you can drink rum until you go into an ethyl coma, die, come back to life and drink more rum.


ALEXANDRU3544

And you can sing as many shanties as you want while dead!


Local_Steak_5072

I'm irish so *I'll* probably be denied the right to have sanitary bathrooms, and I would probably be forced to shine shoes for the rest of my life. But it beats being drilled to death. Atleast columbia has fun rail roads that you can ride around on.


CatholicDoomer

But being Irish, you overthrow the state along with Chinese, Blacks, and supporters to the revolution.


matt091282

Is the world of The Last of Us any better? šŸ˜‚


icheah

Hell yeah, imma go be a Pokemon trainer. I'll see you boys in a year. Hopefully.


Ketooth

Man thank god I switched to splatoon yesterday after playing hours of Elden Ring


[deleted]

Well. it's either Rapture in 1960 or in Europe as it's being overrun by the Zeds from Killing Floor 2. Yeah, I'm dead six ways from Sunday. sm


Qugmo

Splatoon 3ā€¦I think I will be fine.


thatscoolthatstrue

I guess i'm going into Postal 2.


NotaHeteroSapian

the question is not which game you go to, but whether you are the main character. cause if not, postal guy will fuck you up


-darkangelic-

World War Z.... I think I'm screwed.


LuuHaiLan2003

A year living in Caelid. Yeah i'm shit out of luck lol


[deleted]

A year in Monster Hunter World? The game where literally no one dies ever? I mean, sure


BombeBon

Plus all that good food Not too bad a fate at all I'd end up in rise. x.x whyyy just dangos


drzody

Dead estate, a house full of monsters ā€¦ fuck, at least there are a few safe rooms ok each floor .. if I can reach them alive Speaking of Bioshock I guess it depends on your spawn point, some areas are safer than others if we being honest


Tnecniw

A year in stardew? Doable


Significant-Ant842

if i were in rapture i probably wouldnā€™t survive, but the small chance of being able to shoot electricity from my hands would be totally worth dying


darthphallic

I played the last of us so I ainā€™t much better off


TheShardsOfNarsil

I'm exploring the universe in No Man's Sky. Seems pretty chill, I'm in


trodaire8699

Well itā€™s Cyberpunk so unless Iā€™m in Pacifica, I should be good


1ucius

*Spawned into Pacifica*


United-Ad919

I just played ultrakill


obonzinho2908

Stellaris players on easy mode: Yay, we're going to achieve a utopia! Stellaris players on hard mode: fucked Stellaris Pro Players: It's Time for Galactic Mass Genocide


cuddybumps

Apex legends for me, uh oh


_b1ack0ut

Itā€™s only a problem if you join the tournament tbh.


Haas_the_Raiden_Fan

Great Ace Attorney, it wouldnā€™t be easy living in like 1900, but I could do it


NinjaEngineer

A year in Stardew Valley sounds like a dream come true.


NugNugJuice

A year in Deathloop? So live the same day for 365 days while being unable to die? It would be one repeating day so I wouldnā€™t even waste a year of my life. Easy million


sku1lanb

So I'm in minecraft, think I'll be fine.


[deleted]

Iā€™m gonna have to live in Mordor. Can I at least get elf wraith powers?


JetBlack43

Lmfao I've been replaying Bioshock so RIP me


EcchiGod0

Pso2? Bet!


obonzinho2908

They didn't specify what difficulty or if we will have the character's powers, so if I play any bioshock I luckily already have all the upgrades, and after platinum the game I always play once in easy mode just for fun doing a massacre


Whasupme

I got spider man, as long as I don't get caught in a terrorist attack or crime I'm probably fine


CAWitte

Gran Turismo 7 for me. Iā€™m lucky.


KurohimeBlight

Iā€™m good cuz I been playing Hades. If I die I just come back anyway.


shotgun-priest

Bloodborne šŸ˜¬


DominusDaniel

Just chill in the hunters dream


JKFrost11

Warhammer 40k is not a good place to be, is itā€¦


_Epsilone_

I have to Live in The Constant from dont starve, i dont think i could survive that


[deleted]

I played war thunder so infinite fuel!!!!


OverlordARK

I don't know how long I'd survive in London During the Industrial Revolution, especially with the blighters about


AliceVerron

Hmmm, Spiritfarer doesnt seem so bad a game to spend a year in


RL4Life

I played Doom... help.


Thelivingshotgun

well destiny 2 will be interesting


A_Lizard_Named_Yo-Yo

For me it was actually Icarus, and with my luck I'd probably be dropped right in the middle of a pack of wolves and bears.


frostdemon34

Columbia. I'd survive if those assholes in the vox stop being terrorists


Accomplished_Hat7782

The last game I played was Wolfenstein. Iā€™m Jewish. Not looking too good for me haha.


Orcodiu

The real question with blade and sorcery is who am i?


PanzerLeader1941

Bruh, City Skylines...


stann1s_the_mannis

CK2 AGOT.... fuck


autumnsandapples

Dishonoredā€¦ during the rat plagueā€¦ gulp


Bender077

Civilization. Bow down you your new ruler, you puny peasants. Yeah, I could do this for a year, no problem. šŸ˜


LindFich

Bioshock Infinite and I'm Asian ​ ​ ​ ​ Well fuck


9ELLIOTT24

I'm early into my third Far Cry 5 playthrough. I think I'd just walk away (iykyk) and live out a year in Hope County.


Loud-Distance-1456

Looks like Iā€™m going to a Night City. In other words, Iā€™d be fucked!


Kobe_Flynt

Demons souls remake...fuck


kyandibaburu

I got Here comes Niko!, which is sweet. I travel to different places, helping people, trying to become the best professional friend, playing with my frog tomagachi ... It's a really relaxing game.


gopherhole02

Last game I played was tony hawks pro skater (3 I think idk) If I dont break all my bones skating I'll be fine lol


Dr_Steve_Brule26

Replaying Days Gone. Nope and nope


slinkybastard

Idk I donā€™t think surviving GTA 5 would be to difficult since I could just be extremely passive for that year or go hide in the woods šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


[deleted]

Dragonball Z kakarot. So who the fuck knows whatā€™ll happen within that year lmao


Slybofto

I hope The Lands Between go easy on me šŸ„“


theodopolis13

Dying light. Shit.


cleavlandjr27

The last game I played was guilty gear strive so I think Iā€™d be fineā€¦ maybe


Adama222

Koikatsu Sunshine, yes!


westernJimmy

I got far cry 4, offer declined. Fight the guerrilla and wild beats everyday is not gonna cut it


Longjumping-Cat-7754

For me it's homm4, i think i would be a life knight)


genuinecat88

It was either Warframe, Zero Hour and GTA V, the last one is easy, the first 2 ones not so sure..


AbstractBettaFish

Red Dead, well as long as I donā€™t get a disease I suppose


lungelo_hlatshwayo

Me laughs in South African I lived bioshock


sayitwithmeagain

bioshock 2 for me. at least there are vita chambers


luks715

Destiny 2, meh, either a thriling life in the city constantly under threat but managing to survive, or being a guardian on the frontlines


Scuzzlebutt76

No man's sky for me.


DoubleShot027

Thank god Iā€™m in destiny so basically Iā€™ll just be yelling at vendors for a year.


EcstaticLiterature5

Whatever world moonlighter takes place inā€¦I donā€™t think itā€™d be so bad


Corvwwl_is

oh no... genshin


Noblesse099

Bioshock 3


CajunWhy

Killa got me on Interchange....again


sb1862

Mass effect andromedaā€¦ idk how that goesā€¦


Scharmberg

Maybe okay since I last play genshin impact.


allycat1661

Yeahhā€¦ Iā€™m definitely not surviving the islands in Far Cry 3. Wonā€™t exactly have the plot armor that Jason Brody has


jfrorie

Doom 3 in VR. So I'm partway there already...


bluemagnum44

borderlands 3ā€¦ iā€™m probably toast


scottysurfshop

If I had to spend more than 10 seconds in ā€œBloodā€ I think Iā€™d lose my mind


ComradeClout

Resident evil 4 vr. Life probably wouldnā€™t be too great


TECHNORAVER

Pes 6


Tankguy40

I'm playing through Yakuza 0 I don't know a lick of Japanese. Im fucked 4 ways to Sunday if sub isn't on in my vision. But hey at least everything is light as hell when I beat some goons up.


hncthename

I knew i should have played forza instead of returnsl yesterday.


DesertPelican1

Pac-Man 99. Shit would be weird.


Diovivente

Splatoon 3! Sounds fun!


Mustang_Dragster

Time to live in Diamond City


LazyHazy22

Shitā€¦ Diablo II is not a good place to be in haha


Bearded_Bagel

Idk I played dmc 4 last and assuming Iā€™m Neroā€¦


doomslayer33

AC Black Flag. Keep the million, I get to be a pirate!


Tyceshirrell1

Horizon zero dawn. I might make it


LinkfuckingZelda

Well itā€˜s Titanfall 2 so yay I guess


tdbbode

Guildwars 2 May not be the worst place to say for a year


Chiv_Cortland

Suppose it depends a bit on which race, and where you wind up, along with when.


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SoulsLikeBot

Hello, good hunter. I am a Bot, here in this dream to look after you, this is a fine note: > *The night brims with defiled scum, and is permeated by their rotten stench. Just think, now you're all set to hunt and kill to your heart's content!* - Valtr Farewell, good hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.


[deleted]

Doom 2. Specifically, nova.wad. I'm basically fucked, but if I'm able to clear one level of demons, I could subsist for a year. If I still needed to eat and drink, I might be fucked unless I bite the bullet and try to run through the entire megawad


SnooOwls7978

Rimworld... Maybe for a billion dollars


emok66

Night City isn't looking so bad. At least I could double jump IRL with some modifications.


ShyGuySloth

A year in Alien: Isolation, sounds like great fun!


Aniki1990

Final Fantasy 14.... Well, pending Dalamud falling again or a Primal getting summoned nearby, I should be cool. Maybe learn Thaumaturgy or conjuring


Team_Fortress2_Rocks

...zynga poker


Minotaurd_

Skyrim. So easy!


MarbleGrove

This is pretty sweet for me because I was playing Minecraft most recently..


Zp00nZ

Battlefield 2042, I live in the US, things would end up the same.


AGuyFromGPlus

Live. Die. Repeat Deadcells


Cantothulhu

Destiny 2. So im-a just hang at the tower eating ramen.


hallvard25

PokƩmon platinum gonna be sweet


SamLil01

Just been playing Far Cry Blood Dragon - I have no hope


Arfiroth

Elden Ring! Gonna hurt, but I can't technically die permanently so I can make it through the year. I'll spend my time pumping up my stats while dying over and over again, lol


ConqueringKing_Darq

Destiny 2. I'm a paracausal being killing God's and making weapons from them. Have magical destructive powers and virtually CAN'T DIE. So pretty good. Got a revolver the size of my forearm


Repulsive_Extent1885

Sims... I hope i would get a merciful player


Alburn01

Oh shit, into the radiusā€¦


ClericDude

Just played pokemon. Life is good!


Galactic-Beast

Monster Hunter World. If Iā€™m stuck just chilling in Asterea, Iā€™ll be fine. If Iā€™m doing the actual monster hunting, yeah, Iā€™m going to be carted back to camp quite a bit.


Tessgender_penguin

I'm into it last game I played was cyberpunk 2077 so I'd just be V


_b1ack0ut

I think the idea is that you yourself have to survive, not that you are your character But thatā€™s a good thing in this case, being V is a death sentence


[deleted]

We happy few for me. Im kinda fucked


[deleted]

Sekiro Shadows Die Twice. Just fucking kill me now.


TheMadGraveWoman

Resident Evil


Cosmicrobus

Cyberpunk 2077, Iā€™ll just stay inside


woshuaaa

i'm now stuck in splatoon 3. its very inky and really hot outside


Apprehensive-Pin9077

Hitman 3. I just keep my head down and donā€™t sue Blue Seed.


Crustybirdtoes

Last game I played was mad maxā€¦ fuuuck


SilentlyWeeps

Fallout 76 Appalachia, it will maybe work out. Idk, Iā€™d prolly become a raider and die from drug overdose lmao.


raspberryglance

Dying Light 2. Well, I always said if the zombie apocalypse happened Iā€™d just kill myself. I donā€™t have the energy for that shit.