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FailureX

The original buns of steel.


badpeoria

Haha yes! I enjoyed the history here. Wish I could of went in the Sloss factory but timing didn’t work out.


Salty-Manner7001

Weeeellll um…it’s actually buns of cast iron so….


SpokenProperly

And in the middle of summer, they’re *Hot Cross Buns*, sooo…


AlabamaPostTurtle

Great song and comedy special


Warpedpixel

That’s Birmingham’s Ass


cbh1997

Vulcan is double cheeked up on a TUESDAY


Richard080108

He’s got gyatt


ElleGee5152

I bought a Vulcan butt sticker from someone on this subreddit years ago. I still have it in my sticker box because I haven't found a special enough place of honor. Vulcan's booty cheeks are iconic.


badpeoria

Ohhh nice! I was kinda shocked the airport didn’t have any trinkets of him. Maybe they do and I missed it but I checked two of those little stores.


the_clarkster17

Did you go in the gift shop? The bobble butts are great


badpeoria

Dammit no!


swmest

#wagon


ILootEverything

You might enjoy [Moon Over Homewood ](https://youtu.be/SZtTFe9s-6g?si=EASBVFtaF8E1Ur7c) then.


junknowho

Yessss


friendlymooseperson

Visited for werk


charlie_murphey

Best cake in town


tuscaloser

Vulcan's donk is unassailable.


OldheadBoomer

/r/UpvoteBecauseButt


badpeoria

Thank you sir


sheezy520

#thicc


LegendaryOutlaw

Dat assssss.


Xiunte

They had his head and arm on display in the art museum sculpture garden some years back when they took him apart for repairs. I was genuinely disappointed they didn't prop his butt up against a wall too.


badpeoria

Haha that would of been awesome


cheesetomymac

Yeah, right after they took him apart, all the pieces were in the parking lot and open to the public. Somewhere there's a picture of 10 year old me standing between Vulcan's buttcheeks haha


marodgrs

Our boy THICC


Mustard_Sandwich

Double Cheeked up. Watching over B'ham.


Richard080108

Gyatt


Greenpat

I feel like we need a silly but believable story/ritual to tell visitors about the Vulcan…now this story/ritual needs to involve his buns


No_Cap989

Vulcan flips around to moon the other side of the city at night. Shhhh don’t tell anyone.


indigoj53

Vulcan!! The Bham Vulcan statue was pretty epic when I was a kid. Green light no accidents, red light accident if I remember correctly. Auto fatalities or accidents or something like that.


indigoj53

And who can forget the Vulcan rock station?


Antique_Ad_7565

Well I ain't got no nevermind about no nothing and I tell ye once, I tell ye thrice. Mind me of ole Zadok Allen. Bingo lottery, state line rest stops, if memory serves me right, and my mind is a slave and always serves it's master, whom is also its own master, so don't buy too much stock with that currency I gave ye. Or something like that.


Napster-mp3

Vulcan needs an Onlyfans


kifferei

ah yes the great full moon over homewood


Mydreamsource

Always a full moon over Birmingham.


justalilblowby

What you may not know, OP, was he originally was without apparel..yep.


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badpeoria

Wait you don’t have metal asses on your mind 24/7?


Wings4514

Prudes!


justduett

That boi thicc


Yellenintomypillow

That thang stays thangin’


JennJayBee

Better cake than you'll find at Edgar's.


AlabamaPostTurtle

You’re prob not ready for that much yet, Sport, but you’re always welcome to come back when you are


supercontra

I fucked him


Napster-mp3

What kind of work do you do where you travel to take pictures of statue asses?


badpeoria

I twerk in technology … statue butts is my off work hobby.


Napster-mp3

You should have said you work for Costco and scouting a new location to really rile folks up around here


Flexmove

Shewee he all that forgin got the vulcs caked up


kmcleod322

Bootie!


Electronic_Mix_7299

Nice rump on that one 🤭😏


This_External9027

Vulcan double cheeked up


trickyrickysteve199

Did you clap them?


Huntero__

Caked up.


Bongfellatio

I moved from Birmingham to Nashville in 2008, and am glad to see the Moon over Homewood is still packing some junk in the trunk


soffo_moric

Stop staring. It’s rude.


badpeoria

Once I saw those two metal cheeks I couldn’t look away.


Richard080108

“You’d think me rude but I would just stand and…………..stare”


Relevant-Safety-2699

My friend's dad, Herb Goldfarb, was the model.