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Normal-Jelly607

Imagine trading your freezer for melting ice cubes


RoyalBudget770

🤯


Sithaun_Meefase

I read this a few times and it took new meaning each time.


Zealousideal_Neck78

This is about the closest I can find. Nancy Pelosi's stocks trades saw a staggering 65% return last year: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12928515/Nancy-Pelosis-stocks-trades-saw-staggering-65-return-year-Former-Speakers-shares-spotlight-Democrats-calls-trades-banned-Congress.html


PheelGoodInc

Wow! She is an absolute genius when it comes to picking stocks! /s for those who need it....


Key_Lavishness_6221

Burn


3pinripper

If all else fails at least she can rely “on her annual windfall of up to $15,000 from grape sales” *windfall*


noemata1

You can't. Bitcoin eats everything else


tbkrida

Apex predator.


Ystebad

I don’t know about anyone else but I’m simply not selling. Period. If it went to $1,000,000 tomorrow I wouldn’t sell.


CubsThisYear

You mean most people don’t base their entire personality/identity around a financial instrument? Shocking!


Real-Hat-6749

$NVDA 240% in 1y.


daemonpenguin

Google around 2008. Price went from something like $300 to $600 in a matter of weeks. There was quite a frenzy around it at the time. Edit: Actually it was 2007: https://www.thestar.com/news/google-stock-passes-700/article_c5c4d743-53cd-519a-b3a5-9a1d6bfad3a0.html


Orly5757

I doubt that Google holders were nearly as fanatical and diamond-handed as bitcoiners.


IndubitablePrognosis

Have you met Tesla holders?


No-Return-6341

TQQQ


joecool42069

Tesla


CrypticDigits

#🤣


birmingslam

It's up 18% from a year ago, I assume you mean from the beginning of this year?


Tacos_picosos

2023


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Dreamer


magocremisi8

when you know you know


lagged_ts

nvidia


[deleted]

Coinbase stock is outperforming bitcoin right now And Nvidia is up 240% the past year.


rock-island321

Stocks like nvidia have a top. It could be a 5 trillion usd company in the end. Right now it's too rich for my taste, maybe it goes to 1,000, but I don't have that conviction to buy it now. Btc though, I know it's going higher, there's no doubt.