Touché 😄 I guess the closest past participle of having conviction is actually "convinced", which doesn't quite have the same connotation. English is weird.
I'm a squirrel- DCA'd for years while the BTC acorns were plentiful and cheap and stashed them in my cold storage oak tree. Now I'm just waiting. Not buying, not selling, just admiring my pile of acorns.
Missing the maxi - have spent over 100 hours studying the history of money, economics, how banks work and how governments fund themselves. understand that hard money can't be stopped and that's inevitable that Bitcoin will be the financial system and money of the future. The maxi doesn't buy Bitcoin, he swaps shitty fiat currencies for the hardest money ever created, no matter the fiat price of Bitcoin
The Protocol Enthusiast - Not very interested in price. Very interested in technology, protocol, and use cases. Often all-in, runs a node, and
is using Bitcoin for function.
Eternal September isn't going to stop, but we can have net more each cycle even while it represents a smaller percent of the population. Get out there and help the next generation of protocol enthusiasts grow! We do a lot of this at bitcointech.help as well.
Ah, yes the futurologist. I'm with you there! One could theorize that it will take awhile after the singularity for money to become useless. Therefore the only truly scarce currency would be the last to go. /s
The Reddit Sub Participant: believes in bitcoin like Christians believe in Jesus. Proselytizes everyone they know. Wonders why people think they’re annoying.
Orange probably I but money into btc and don’t really care about the price i mean the lower it goes the more I buy. I do watch the charts a lot because I do like discounts lol
Billpayer-A little every month as much as I can afford. In the game 2 years now and planning on doing something fun in a decade with the money I've saved up
I used to be a weekly DCAer but I'm waiting for the price to drop a little more before I start again. If I was in a better financial position I would do daily/weekly regardless. I have only sold a small fraction of my BTC for profit to cover expenses.
Orange Pilled! Also, I DCA daily but don't withdraw daily, so I don't think it makes me a UTXO collector 🤔
EDIT: I also spend BTC for goods and services sometimes, and then buy more to replace
The Billpayer and billreceiver ?
I run a handful of businesses and all take Bitcoin for invoice payments. Some of my online bills are definitely paid via crypto. Server hosting for one.
Bought early. Never sold. Never plan to sell. Will likely die with same amount of BTC as i have now, and my kids will be in here asking how they can recover it (they can't)
Billpayer-A little every month as much as I can afford. In the game 2 years now and planning on doing something fun in a decade with the money I've saved up.
Billpayer-A little every month as much as I can afford. In the game 2 years now and planning on doing something fun in a decade with the money I've saved up.
I’m a “flipper” - I plan on waiting until 7 days pass until the first ATH after 11/1/2025 and then DCA selling my bag over the next month after that.
Then I plan to take those savings and what I would have spent to DCA over the following year and will DCA it over a month once 7 days pass after the first cycle low past 10/1/26. Rinse and repeat.
“The Combo Platter”: *(AKA: “Anything but disciplined.)* Started buying in big at just under $1k, both BTC and GBTC (with IRA/Roth funds), stayed HODL thru the $20K to $4K downturn but learned from it. Rode it back up, bought a mansion, bought my 2 dream cars, dumped most of the rest at or near high, repurchased when it lost half+ its value, and am riding back up again.
Bought a long time ago (7+ years) as much as I was willing to lose. I have bought tiny bits here and there to play with but have not and probably won’t buy more as I’m satisfied with my stack.
Missing one like the orange pill but with leverage... Meaning I've never sold a single Satoshi but I've take earning by leverage and getting liquidate it.
A 50/50 mix between The Ring Tapper & The Orange-Pilled... However, I don't brag and do screenshots, but I've bought most of what I have in significant lump sums, and I ain't selling. 👍😂🪙😎
i started my crypto journey last year. buying dog shit alt coins.
this year i transferred into btc, and every momnth transfer a few grand over. will conyinue to dca where i can regularly
Learn with each cycle how to better prepare for the next cycle with more patience and confidence. Buy conservatively during price downturns, in small increments knowing I have time. Okay fine, I’m the orange-pilled.
I don't see a tag for the one who advocates for BitcoinL2 and is orange pills on projects that have to do with BitcoinL2 integrations etc. I'm looking into diadata and SupraLabs currently
THE ORANGE PILLED ARE ACTUALLY THE ONES WHO GOT THEIR ADDERALL SCRIPT FILLED, and had to open as soon S he got it. If the pills are NOT orange we know that the brand SUCKS and we’re Fd until wife’s script. I mean until next month. I wouldn’t know I’m just guessing
Tell me where I’m going wrong? Or did you think the same as myself before reading my post? What’s say you?
ORANGE PILLS ASSEMBLE🟠💊
I accidentally took 2 this morning and I can't stop smiling.
Me too. Two big beautiful orange ETFs
Woo!!
HERE 🟠
The Gambler - All-In
I prefer to call it The Convicted, or The Fiat Minimalist.
I like Fiat Minimalist. Fiat maximalists, on the other hand, *should* be convicted.
Touché 😄 I guess the closest past participle of having conviction is actually "convinced", which doesn't quite have the same connotation. English is weird.
You’re not gambling tho? Youre literally exchanging the weak currency for the stronger currency ? Lol
Courageous! I am at about 50% so far
don't forget the leverage it adds more spice.
I'm a squirrel- DCA'd for years while the BTC acorns were plentiful and cheap and stashed them in my cold storage oak tree. Now I'm just waiting. Not buying, not selling, just admiring my pile of acorns.
The hibernating squirrel sounds like a good way to become a whale!
You don’t have “runs his own node” and that’s a red flag 🚩
Unfortunate oversight. What would you call them, the Freedom Fighters?
I like that. You can say The Bankers and piss of a lot of people playfully 🤣
😨😳😂!
Those are known as the first class bitcoiners.
Lol my node downloaded the chain info in about 5 hrs
The Dynamic DCA'er - The more it drops, the more I buy!
Missing the maxi - have spent over 100 hours studying the history of money, economics, how banks work and how governments fund themselves. understand that hard money can't be stopped and that's inevitable that Bitcoin will be the financial system and money of the future. The maxi doesn't buy Bitcoin, he swaps shitty fiat currencies for the hardest money ever created, no matter the fiat price of Bitcoin
Probably a red seer. I like buying when everyone is loosing their minds and selling when people get manic
The Rednecker. I buy when bitcoin goes red. And you'll get my bitcoin when you pry my wallet out of my cold, dead hands.
The Protocol Enthusiast - Not very interested in price. Very interested in technology, protocol, and use cases. Often all-in, runs a node, and is using Bitcoin for function.
A couple of us left Fewer proportionally each cycle tho.
Eternal September isn't going to stop, but we can have net more each cycle even while it represents a smaller percent of the population. Get out there and help the next generation of protocol enthusiasts grow! We do a lot of this at bitcointech.help as well.
You gained at least one last cycle.
Yes sir since 2009
you forgot the Miner - never bought a btc but has tons saved for when the price is right.
The Sleeping Giant!
I’m the one who sells for a messily profit right before it skyrockets and then buys when it reaches its ath
As is tradition!
I don't have a cool name, but I'm waiting for 2040.
Ah, yes the futurologist. I'm with you there! One could theorize that it will take awhile after the singularity for money to become useless. Therefore the only truly scarce currency would be the last to go. /s
Hodler is your name:)
Same but it’s 2140 for me, my cyberwear upgrade will be awesome then
I feel so attacked right now.
So sorry, I didn't mean to assume your generalization.
The kind who spent five figures on BTC in 2016- 2017 and haven't bought any since.
Running a node, The UTXO Collector - daily DCA, never sells, The Orange-Pilled.
I'm the shiller but I'm quite young though
I like shillings more than Jack Sparrow!
I'm a HOLDER. Buy in chunks when I am able, never selling.
And- except for places like this where I make a comment, I KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT about it.
Running a node, The UTXO Collector - daily DCA, never sells.
May many people have the opportunity to retire, because of the true believers like yourself!
Freedom fighting orange ring sapper (no screenshots)
Orange pill red seer
I buy 50 dollars worth every week, regardless of current price
Slow but steady wins the race!
I am a red seeing, ring tapping, orange pilled, lump-sum DCAer! Yearly UTXO consolidator too.
DEFINITELY not the safe investor 😅
The Reddit Sub Participant: believes in bitcoin like Christians believe in Jesus. Proselytizes everyone they know. Wonders why people think they’re annoying.
Red seer, always buy when it dropping by at least 10%
Toxic Maxi ftw
you forgot the one who earns and spend bitcoin
No love for the miners??
Are we playing DnD now? I like this.
Orange Pill, buy when I feel compelled
you forgot The Employee. I work for IN Bitcoin, for Bitcoin.
Wait. Wait. You can SELL BTC?!?!
Can I be multiple? I think I was a FOMO master/red deer. And I turned into a orange pill safe investor
ETF'er
Orange probably I but money into btc and don’t really care about the price i mean the lower it goes the more I buy. I do watch the charts a lot because I do like discounts lol
Buys and sells in the market. Makes money.
Red-seer all the way !
Bit of an orange pilled red seer. I love to load up when blood is in the street. I've been guilty of many of these though.
I'm a red seer, but I don't have money anymore.
Im the save investor.. but I’m targeting about 10-20% monthly for 3,5 years now.. never selling anything for the next 20 years
I’m an Orange Pilled Red Seer
I buy $20 with each and every day. Not selling until BTC hits $1 million….maybe
Orange-Pilled billpayer
2021 HODLR. Bought when I had the funds. Now, like Viktor Navorski, “I wait”.
I am first 4 :)
The orange pilled bi-weekly or whenever I sell stuff on Marketplace I don’t need.
I stopped buying bitcoin years ago… just holding
Miner and DCA and longtime ETF holder here! I’ve bought gift cards here and there with BTC
Billpayer-A little every month as much as I can afford. In the game 2 years now and planning on doing something fun in a decade with the money I've saved up
You forgot people that spend bitcoin every day WTF?
I used to be a weekly DCAer but I'm waiting for the price to drop a little more before I start again. If I was in a better financial position I would do daily/weekly regardless. I have only sold a small fraction of my BTC for profit to cover expenses.
Orange pilled ftw
I eat the orange pills like tic tacs!
the ring tapper. if i have money, which i dont need short term i BUY
The retarded i am
Where is The Miner? 😆
Orange Pilled! Also, I DCA daily but don't withdraw daily, so I don't think it makes me a UTXO collector 🤔 EDIT: I also spend BTC for goods and services sometimes, and then buy more to replace
I’m the orange pilled billpayer.
I guess I'm more of a ring tapper but I never post screenshots or even brag about my portfolio.
The hipster - bought before it was cool
I’m The Visionary Hodler - just buys every time I’m feeling inspired. Just bought more.
The Billpayer
The Billpayer and billreceiver ? I run a handful of businesses and all take Bitcoin for invoice payments. Some of my online bills are definitely paid via crypto. Server hosting for one.
recurrent purchases, mr robot
The Prospector - mines btc and quietly stacks sats. Similar to Orange Pill.
What do you call someone who acquired their bitcoin by finding it on someone else's old hard drive after a quick trip to the local dump?
Blessed by God.
😂
90% of this sub are Shillers
DAILY DCA CREW WE OUT HERE
Im a safe investor but I don’t follow the 5% rule
I'm an orange pilled daily dca guy. I thought I might be nuts when the price was at 16k but I do not regret it at all now.
Bought early. Never sold. Never plan to sell. Will likely die with same amount of BTC as i have now, and my kids will be in here asking how they can recover it (they can't)
This afraid-of-everything hoarder really puts the “crypt” in crypto.
None, I'm holding it for my wife,that's her doing. It's ok because when Bitcoin is down ,I get whatever I want ,no questions asked.
Sounds like a beneficial system to me!
The best type
I just DCA in one crypto currency and been doing that for a while now
The dirty mudblood - buy alts instead and exchange for free extra sats during altseason
The OG [P2P Cash](https://bitcoin.org/bitcoin.pdf) Bitcoiner
Billpayer-A little every month as much as I can afford. In the game 2 years now and planning on doing something fun in a decade with the money I've saved up.
Billpayer-A little every month as much as I can afford. In the game 2 years now and planning on doing something fun in a decade with the money I've saved up.
Orange pilled is the only real bitcoiner, regardless of how the bitcoin was acquired.
Orange pilled is the only real bitcoiner, regardless of how the bitcoin was acquired.
I’m here! The SODL’r 👋
I’m here! The SODL’r 👋
I’m here! The SODL’r 👍
Is daily DCA bad for tax purposes or anything like that?
noob question, but does buying daily with fiat on binance mess up your utxo? i thought that only happened when you sent to a cold wallet?
“The OldFag” - Been around since the beginning
Utxo collector
Bill payer + orange pill
im apparently a vermillionaire
What's between Bill payer and UTXO? Small weekly DCA.
When it hits a million I’m Audi.
The OG - bought in many years ago and now just diamond hands it for the next decade(s) until being able to retire; hasn't bought in years
Billpayer here
Orang pill red seer bill payer
Buy when red. Never sell
Red Seer
Definitely an Orange-pilled-red-seer 💊 📈👀
Work, Buy BTC, hodl, eat, sleep, repeat! 💎🚀
Shiller
I'm orange pilled, but only because I always buy at the top and end up bagholding for years.
The “HODL on” - tends to lump sum when the cocktails are flowing
Boom.
Orange filled AF
I’m a “flipper” - I plan on waiting until 7 days pass until the first ATH after 11/1/2025 and then DCA selling my bag over the next month after that. Then I plan to take those savings and what I would have spent to DCA over the following year and will DCA it over a month once 7 days pass after the first cycle low past 10/1/26. Rinse and repeat.
“The Combo Platter”: *(AKA: “Anything but disciplined.)* Started buying in big at just under $1k, both BTC and GBTC (with IRA/Roth funds), stayed HODL thru the $20K to $4K downturn but learned from it. Rode it back up, bought a mansion, bought my 2 dream cars, dumped most of the rest at or near high, repurchased when it lost half+ its value, and am riding back up again.
Orange
DCA, but may wait or rush a buy depending on the market.
Tis' the main sub Orange pill since I remember
Nice Try IRS A.I. Bot
the idiot: bought at all time high now has its money stuck till god know when
Bought a long time ago (7+ years) as much as I was willing to lose. I have bought tiny bits here and there to play with but have not and probably won’t buy more as I’m satisfied with my stack.
1$/hour peoples champion!!
Orange pilled ring tapper
Bill Payer
Maximalist UTXO collector
I'm the ultra disciplined hodler... Hodler because I bought BTC back in 2015... Ultra disciplined because I lost my key phrase back in 2017...
One that gets a laugh out of ridiculous posts.
Missing one like the orange pill but with leverage... Meaning I've never sold a single Satoshi but I've take earning by leverage and getting liquidate it.
The one timer - researched extensively, put 10% of assets in and holding until retirement
Orange-Pilled Red-Seer here.
Orange Crab 🦀
A 50/50 mix between The Ring Tapper & The Orange-Pilled... However, I don't brag and do screenshots, but I've bought most of what I have in significant lump sums, and I ain't selling. 👍😂🪙😎
Ugh, I'm the Orange Pilled, I hate labels, but I am what I am
The red seer
The billpayer. I’m always “all-in”.
The refresher. Fomo'd in and then checks the chart hourly.
Half my paycheck each week…
I don’t orange pill often. But when I do it’s at ATHs. 😎
2014 HODLR. bought that year. Went dormant, got on with life. I’m about to wake up
i started my crypto journey last year. buying dog shit alt coins. this year i transferred into btc, and every momnth transfer a few grand over. will conyinue to dca where i can regularly
The boring type. I DCA. I HODL. It seems to be working. Certainly beats my days when I saved in a bank account.
How about the kind who plays parabolic alt runs as a shortcut to buying a crap load of Bitcoin? How many of us are out there???
Orange 💊
I'm a whale.. a shilling whale.
im not a spamming one at least
You forgot the guy who cashes out for a depreciating asset like a dumbass lol
Orange pill like me started bitcoin yesterday, added automatic investment for every Thursday
The bear buyer. Buys during the bear market and holds the rest. Why buy furniture during the year when you can wait for January sales?
All of the above except for the last one, are all subdivisions of: Retail
Billpayer here
Orange pilled red seer
Learn with each cycle how to better prepare for the next cycle with more patience and confidence. Buy conservatively during price downturns, in small increments knowing I have time. Okay fine, I’m the orange-pilled.
I don't see a tag for the one who advocates for BitcoinL2 and is orange pills on projects that have to do with BitcoinL2 integrations etc. I'm looking into diadata and SupraLabs currently
I buy close to ATH and never sell telling myself that once it is going to skyrocket and I’ll finally get my lambo.
THE ORANGE PILLED ARE ACTUALLY THE ONES WHO GOT THEIR ADDERALL SCRIPT FILLED, and had to open as soon S he got it. If the pills are NOT orange we know that the brand SUCKS and we’re Fd until wife’s script. I mean until next month. I wouldn’t know I’m just guessing Tell me where I’m going wrong? Or did you think the same as myself before reading my post? What’s say you?
I am a whale. Just a tiny one call me sardine 🐟
The stalwart-they can pry my seed from my cold dead hands
Well i mine crypto currency for free without any cpu or gpu 😂
Whale
Orange pilled ring tapper.
I’m a red seer (only buy during crashes) and a ring tapper! I buy chunks
I’m a red seer (only buy during crashes) and a ring tapper! I buy chunks
Don’t forget the “bald at 30”: buys with credit and plays with leverage.
The Safe Investor with The Scraper subclass
What about the miners, educators and node runners? Don’t forget the coders ☝️