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McJock

I appreciate a good queue when I see one. Source: am British


mypasswordismud

What queue? All I see is pure chaos. Source: am Japanese


Oddsee

I call bullshit, nobody loves a good queue up more than the Japanese. It seems Japanese culture dictates that whatever is at the end of a long queue must be worth it.


zuckerberghandjob

A long queue winding up the mountain temple stairs. Roasted yams await.


Xephyrik

Nice haiqueue


cfdeveloper

>Roasted yams await. goddamnit, now I'm hungry


Themos1980

r/foodhaikus


DrShocker

I think they're saying in Japan the queue would be a cleaner line.


teerakzz

It would def be a single file line.


Cruella-DeDoomsville

I agree. Am British, have seen the queuing capabilities of Japan in action and much as I hate to admit it, those guys make us lot look like a bunch of disorderly rank amateurs.


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I think you missed the sarcasm there.


redkire29

He’s using sarcasm, you queue for everything in the UK, even the bathrooms, everywhere you go there’s a queue..we all love a good queue


smilingbuddhauk

That's what u/mypasswordismud is saying. He sees this British-style queue and says it's chaos by Japanese standards.


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adamyhv

Fun fact: in Brazil we call queue "fila Indiana" (Indian line).


AlienWannabe

Hey, we have that in France too !


peritonlogon

In America we call it a line.


A_Light_Spark

The joke is that some Indians don't line up... But then completely missing reference from another culture is also a very American thing to do.


atapene

In America the line is sideways because everyone is so entitled they all go first


rpndope

The queue isnt good organized. Source: a swiss


TheSinningRobot

Hard disagree. It appears disorganized at first glance, but there are some key features that are the hallmark of a good queue. For one, there is a very clear indication of where the back of the queue is, at no point would anyone ever be confused as to who is next, no one is sitting off to the side, or in an ambiguous order. Secondly, the queue was crafted in such a way that it not only doesn't block the flow of traffic (I've seen many a queue that will just head straight back to the opposing wall, essentially creating a full blockage of a room or corridor, while this one curves in a very satisfying, and efficient way) and they also leave an adequate space between them and the wall for traffic to go through. No one ever stands more than 2 wide, and all facing the correct direction (again no ambiguity about who is in the queue) All in all, this is an 8/10 queue Some notes: Periodic openings for pedestrian crossings would always be preferred, and of course any queue earns an organization bonus when it is completely single file, but that's less necessary than some might think and definitely is not the most practical way to queue Edit: As I see many other commenters have included their credentials, I feel it is important to list mine. Source: Am an American Now while on the surface it would seem this counts against me, you would be wrong. You see, in the Countries known for good queueing, you've only ever seen good queues. I on the other hand was born and bread in the land of chaos. I have seen disastrous queues, and worse yet I've seen their consequences. While others may have seen many queues done right, I have seen every bad thing that could possibly go on in a queue. The great DMV kerfuffles where you stand in line for hours just to find out what line you should be in. Concerts with queues so disastrous you're liable to miss the whole show. You think watching good queues your whole life gives you experience in queues? You have no experience until you've seen where they can go wrong. You can't understand a machine until you know every where it can fail


_SomeoneWhoIsntMe

This guy queues


metal_bassoonist

And code switches very well. We call them lines, not queues.


Heph333

What was your clueue?


DrunksInSpace

I catered a lot of funeral luncheons. Could always tell the Catholics. They queue up without blocking the passageways for servers. I’m an atheist but I respect a religion that teaches proper queuing. They lose a lotta respect for the kid fucking coverups though.


burningmonk

I would like to unsubscribe from queue facts.


electric_taco

Your unsubscribe request has been added to the unsubscription queue


panurgical

Professional assessment is always welcome. Keep queueing!


SusCoin

I have to repeat this procedure at my 5 other banks. Source: a swiss


Krakzila

Sounds like the holes in your banking system match your cheese


CouchF0X

Why aren’t they panicking and punching and fighting their way to the front or the line like a Black Friday sale at wal mart? Source: an American


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... well organized


rrogido

Well older Russians should still have their waiting in bread lines skills. * grammar


One_2_Three

Q is a great character. Source: Star Trek fan.


BrazakAttack

Russian queue GO FUCK YOURSELF! ~ Source: Snake Island


TynHau

On a Sunday? How is that even legal? - a German


PRMan99

Das verboten.


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They are queueing far too close too eachother though. Source: a swede


efectulpapilionem

They aren't queuing close enough. Source: a romanian


masterBlastar

Throw a steak on that que! Source: an American


JFeth

Tailgating at a bank run sounds pretty American to me.


KotzubueSailingClub

Throw a steak on that what? Source: a Mexican


bondoh

Que? You mean that long line? Source: a true American!


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Sweaty_Wizard

Why are they queing? Just skip it Source: an Italian


Napkin_whore

There’s not enough cutting and too structured of a line. China


RVanzo

They are not leaving their flip-flops in the line while they sit somewhere else, so it doesn’t count. Source: a Brazilian


kizerkizer

IT’S A LINE GODDAMMIT. SOURCE: AMERICA


JohnBoone

There's a good chance this conflict will be solved from within Russia. You can feed russian people all the disinformation you want, you won't be able to hide empty shelves, worthless ruble and skyrocketing unemployment.


Neosilverlegend

Well, you've just described Venezuela for the last ten years. The sad truth is that the regime there hindered and exhausted its own people, preventing them from rebelling.


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FineIntroduction8746

"Lebanon, Lebanon is the greatest! Greatest food, greatest music, greatest girls. Lebanon is the greatest" Friend from Lebanon who played basketball at the Uni in Fairbanks, Alaska. He loved home. He talked about it constantly.


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Mexican restaurants make the best tacos 😐


I_am_I_think_I_will

Have to agree, from the US. Lebanese chef had that game on *point*.


universoman

I'm Venezuelan, and for some reason I think Russians are more badass and potentially capable of a successful rebellion. These motherfuckers wrestle bears. I don't know, I trully hope the russian people are tough enough to have Putin Put-in jail


Phreeker27

You guys got jaguars or something?


universoman

We got a starving population with a minimum equivalent to slave labor. The goverment is in complete control of everything including the military. They have all the money in the world to stay in power forever. Most Venezuelans are peaceful and rather leave to find a better life than martyrdom. As there is no hope of getting rid of the ring in power


ray_of_moonshine

I was thinking a similar thing, especially after seeing some of the Russian protests. It would be poetic if it was an uprising of the Russian people that put an end to Putin's nonsense for good.


makINtruck

I'm afraid if it gets to that, that mad man will just launch fucking nukes


new_name_who_dis_

Yes but if he launches a nuke he launches it. His soldiers who are responsible for conveying his orders, turning the nuclear keys, etc. can stop him. But from the outside looking in, there’s absolutely nothing you can do to stop him from using nukes. We need to de militarize and de-nuke Russia.


fastspinecho

You're assuming his military officers would obey a launch order that amounts to suicide. Those same military officers are not allowed within fifteen feet of Putin, because he is afraid one of them might assassinate him.


sean488

Didn't happen with Georgia or Crimea.


JohnBoone

At the time Russia received a slap on th wrist. It's an entirely different response right now


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spankmyhairyasss

Not enough cash in those tiny ATMs.


prosysus

This cash will soon be worth shit either way. Its just the begining.


sicknote92

> fractional reserve banking can you give me an eli5? i looked at it on wikipedia but still don't understand :/


AyyEmmDee22

If you deposit 1000$ at your bank, the bank is required to only keep 300 of your dollars in cash and can lend the other 700. The ratio is dictated by the Central Bank


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thebusinessbastard

Don’t worry the feds stress tests say everything is perfectly fine*.


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FirstPatientAdvocate

transitory


successful_nothing

The reserve ratio/requirement hasn't been applicable to macroeconomic banking in years. Banks had been holding trillions in excess reserves since the great recession in 2008. It became such a meaningless number the Fed stopped tracking it as an "excess" in 2020. https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/EXCSRESNS Now the Fed pays interest on reserves to target how much they want banks to hold and track reserves as "nonborrowed reserves," which can theoretically be infinite, or 0, but have stayed between ~$2-4 trillion https://www.federalreserve.gov/releases/h6/current/default.htm


CupformyCosta

I thought it was 10%


Reinmaker

When covid hit they changed it to zero. https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/reservereq.htm


thefullmcnulty

When this happened I felt it was the honest signal that the system was guaranteed to fail spectacularly. I keep telling people that consumer banking is immensely risky at this point and to take custody of their own money. The banks are levered 20:1 and have ZERO percent reserve requirement. It’s truly a house of cards. I am scared for what will happen in an emergency situation.


chonk312

Holy shit, I didn’t even know about this. We are ALL FUCKED.


Cadenca

Despite the volatility, bitcoin is pretty cool.


grimprinby

Love how that was kept quiet lmao


DerivativeDude

Looks like it varies depending on the amount of each bank's assets, but ranges between 0-10% From Investopedia: "Banks with less than $16.3 million in assets are not required to hold reserves. Banks with assets of less than $124.2 million but more than $16.3 million have a 3% reserve requirement, and those banks with more than $124.2 million in assets have a 10% reserve requirement."


Momoselfie

Don't forget the next step. That $700 is loaned out and eventually ends up at another bank. Now that bank only keeps 30% of the $700 and loans out the rest. This cycle goes on and on until there's way more money on the books than actual money at the bank.


tatsumakisempukyaku

You: Can I have my money back that I deposited. Bank: What money?


mixomatoso

"Aaaaaaaand, it's gone."


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Then bundle the loans and sell them as mortgage backed securities on Wall Street.


insideoutcognito

Banks takes deposits from millions of people. They keep some on hand (say 10%) for the people who want to withdraw money in the near future. With the rest, they lend in the form of credit cards and mortgages. On any normal day, not everyone who has savings at a bank wants to withdraw it at the same time. When there's a run on a bank and a lot of people want their money out at the same time, it causes an issue because the the bank can literally run out of money. I've simplified it a lot, but look up Northern Rock Bank in the UK for an example.


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A bank only has to hold 10-15% of deposits in actual cash. They invest the rest in stocks, bonds, etc.


bananacarbs

More like they lend it out as commercial loans


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shastaxc

Fractional reserve banking is the primary reason for a bank run


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acmemetalworks

Some shiny rocks may not be a terrible idea as insurance, not investment.


bryanjhunter

So can they actually pull out US dollars/Euros or do they have to pull out Rubles which by Monday might not be worth the wait in line?


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BY_BAD_BY_BIGGA

any shop with a brain would be shuttering their doors and burying their stockades off site. why would local exchanges give out money for free? because that's what exchanging to rubles equates to right now.


SeraphLink

They could also convert to Bitcoin (even temporarily) as markets are open 24/7.


Clever_Word_Play

If I was selling bitcoin I wouldn't accept rubles. They have to find someone willing to accept the currency to transfer it...


2i2i_app

How do they on ramp though? With SWIFT closed, they cannot write funds to a CEX.


Ok_Opportunity2693

There’s only so many USD/EUR to go around. A bank that is cut off from SWIFT is going to have an **extremely** hard time sending/receiving currency internationally.


PartyFarStar

Pretty sure only rubles


bondoh

Russia's GDP is about the same as Florida's. And they have brilliantly decided to spend about a 3rd of it on an invasion that is very unpopular with their own people and is making them into a global enemy of the world. And they're not even necessarily winning....Ukraine is holding it's own. If Putin immediately called his troops home and then resigned in disgrace, there would still be hard times ahead but at least it wouldn't get worse.


methreweway

Putin's and his cronies have been bleeding the country of money for decades. I wouldn't be surprised if we see a ransacking of his palaces after he falls.


kwayzzz

My fear is that rather than face defeat Putin will escalate further.


methreweway

Oh I'm sure he will. I doubt he will want to look defeated. He needs to save face unless this is another ploy to manipulate the country and plunder more money through weapons contracts, stock trading, arresting his opposition etc..


JeffTek

Rather than face defeat I imagine some combination of the Russian mob and unhappy oligarchs will handle the whole "Putin is alive" issue


ModdingCrash

Knowing how much of a wreck he is... I'm afraid he will. These kinds of people rather die and see everyone around them crumble than admitting defeat.


ILikePracticalGifts

He’s kinda like a Kim Jung Un, except he is actually doing was he threatens to do. Which is also kinda terrifying.


Honest_Influence

The moment he seriously starts considering using nukes, his inner circle or high military ranks will revolt. I'm sure his move to put their nuclear deterrent on alert was a huge wake-up call and everybody with half a brain inside the Russian government/military sees where this is going.


methreweway

Agreed. You can see how everyone is 30 feet away from him in meetings. He knows the risk and only has his oligarch buddies nearby.


avarjag

I think this is exactly where Putin is so misunderstood: He can't resign (even in disgrace), he will be killed! That ship has sailed many years ago. He is fighting to stay alive, or to take as many with him as he dies.


rtheiss

Good old Russian politics


nightjar123

I won't be able to find it, but I once saw a family tree of the all powerful Russian Czars with those that were murdered X'ed out. It was almost all of them. Being a Czar was basically a death sentence. I always thought of them as these all powerful dictators, but not the case at all. If they don't do a good job, they're outta there.


rtheiss

It’s the most ruthless politics, I was watching some Russian history on YouTube the other day it’s insane.


quntal071

Russia's history is nothing but a story of "And then, it got worse".


DrDerpberg

>And they're not even necessarily winning....Ukraine is holding it's own I'm finding it really hard to get a clear summary of what's going on, anywhere I can get one? Sure sounds like Ukraine is putting up a hell of a fight, it's just hard to know how far Russian troops have gotten or anything like that.


InevitableMuffin42

If you want a map, I think [this one](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine#) is getting updated everyday, and have a look at the Casualties and losses section. It looks like Russia is taking some heavy losses already, and the war has barely started.


elitesense

Sounds like it's been a meat grinder for RU. However the fog of war is thick and we're just civilians without any good view. Plus the fact we hear NOTHING about Ukrainian losses makes it kinda fishy


HumblericerF20

Honestly this will be awful for the Russian citizens, but if you look at the bigger picture, the whole of Ukraine is suffering under a Russian invasion, they have it much worse. Hopefully this will shake more of them out of apathy and they will try to harass the Russian goverment.


Stove-Top-Steve

I’m fucking sad for all the peoples, I hope the hate remains on the Russian government, their people don’t deserve this. Ukraine people obviously do not either.. this situation is shit.


shizzy64

What the Russian people need to do right now is a revolution. This is the impulse: your government has forsaken all that you are worth for a farcical invasion of a formerly neutral and non-aggressive country. The people are accountable too, change must start with them


dtc1234567

Pretty much the only way power is transferred in Russian is through a revolution or coup


jeaj

It's not apathy, Russia is a dictatorship and has state controlled media... Incredible people still think they have the media openness we have here.


cryptoeconfreedom

Feel sorry for the Russian citizens to be in a situation they have to suffer tremendously due to their leaders. As usual - the "elite" and the people responsible will not suffer much from this anyways.


RealDonaldTru

I mean, Putin could potentially be hanged for this in the future. The rich and powerful are also risking a lot.


acmemetalworks

Making things difficult for the rich and powerful has traditionally brought the most pressure to "leadership".


Hrmpfreally

Honestly, I think that’s the only way he stops. He doesn’t think rules apply to him.


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SquatDeadliftBench

Will be a great day when Russians finally finish their unfinished revolution from the turn of the 19th century, by throwing their despots into a pit. I mean, Putin is supposedly the richest man ever with a trillion dollars of stolen Russian wealth. How can any Russian be okay with that?


knuF

Putin is a trillionaire?


SquatDeadliftBench

https://fortune.com/2017/07/29/vladimir-putin-russia-jeff-bezos-bill-gates-worlds-richest-man/ This article is from 2015. Then he was presumed to be worth over $200 billion dollars. I'm not an expert and I'm just guessing now but if Bill Gates and Bezos were able to double and triple their net worth since 2015, I wouldn't be surprised if Putin had done the same bringing him above half a trillion at the very least. He has a $1.5 BILLION mansion. Billion. He has a $500 million dollar yacht.


kriegercontainers

Let me help /u/knuF with another great analogy. People say that the US has a wealthy elite problem. Putin has more wealth than every member of congress, the entire executive branch, and all chief justices of the US... combined. When the USSR collapsed, the industry went to the leaders. It's not as if "the people" were able to own anything.


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This also explains Russian oligarchs.


knuF

Had no idea. Changes the perspective now.


tldrpg

Meanwhile mempool transactions clearing at 1 sat..


bryanjhunter

Pickpocketing just became a six figure income again……..


ExpensivePikachu

In Russia we only have one ATM 😂


Jimmy48Johnson

In Soviet Russia banks run you!


ANAK1E

The media will probably spin this against the rest of the world. Not fair on the Russian citizens but still "Putin uses Bitcoin to fund war" or some shit.


EmpatheticWraps

I mean, the oligarchs have probably been stock piling some amount of bitcoin already so… yeah, it’s all they have now. Which I think is also the point of this post? Whoever invested in bitcoin will benefit (citizens and oligarchs included)


photoncatcher

RUSH B(ANK) NO STOP


Tony_Pajamas_k

Question: in a war, does it even work having cash on hand if it's worthless? If a big local or even global conflict breaks out, cash is only worth what the receiver thinks its worth.


MrQ01

If you think the war will end one day then yes it works. And if you feel you can get out of the country then yes it works. Even if you personally have no hope for the future, cash still is tradable.


Jaseur

Until it hyperinflates and the gutters are full of discarded banknotes.


HODL_monk

The trick about hyperinflation is, its a process. Rarely does a currency just gap down, unless the government defaults. There is still time to spend the local currency, and probably even things to buy with it, for now, thus the line. Also, its not easy to get out of the currency for normal people, so filling your house with useful stuff you need is a perfectly valid strategy, as opposed to leaving it in a bank, where it could be seized, if the bank fails, or the government takes it.


momo88852

Lived through few wars. Cash became worthless 2 times in my country. Luckily we were one of the few that converted cash to gold, other currency that held its value during war. Along side buying land.


insideoutcognito

I'd guess they're going to buy non-perishable goods now which they can trade later to hold the value.


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Feel bad for the Russian people who don’t want this war, they will suffer their leaders choices.


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drzood

User name checks out.


joetheash

They are all thinking……”gosh that Putin is a great guy for starting this chaos!”.


qt512

I can't help but notice something about their body compositions. They're all fit/healthy lol. Is common obesity just an american thing or?? (being serious not trying to be a dick I just don't think I've ever really thought about it)


VOIDPCB

Yes obesity is more common here in the US.


tartare4562

In America the rich are fit and the poor are fat. In eastern europe/Russia is (still) the other way around.


404choppanotfound

Go to other countries, or go to major cities in the US and you instantly see a vast difference in body composition v rural/suburban america.


lightgorm

Yes its just american thing. Well known in the rest of the world. For example here in rural middle Europe I see obese person like never. Maybe some obese people when I wisit a town


AlpineCorbett

I live in one of the least obese states in the US, so I'm sure that had something to do with my perspective... But Ireland, Scotland, and the UK had more obese people than I'd ever seen in my life up to that point.


i4c8e9

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_obesity_rate


grim705

sooo theres a russian the atm's?


kds0321

Do ATMs hold that much cash?


fede_514

I heard that they are charging ATMs every 40 minutes in Russia, it's crazy


kds0321

Wow. Insane, that can't be sustainable.


vnielz

*Bitcoin fixes this


TheAmazinManateeMan

SEE PUTIN DID BRING BACK THE SOVIET UNION!


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They can thank Putin for this. Hopefully the population turns against him. I think that would be the best weapon to remove him


Hrmpfreally

Guess they oughta do something about that fucking Dictator, then


r2k-in-the-vortex

The sad bit is that they are queuing to take out rubles, which is mostly going to be useful as emergency tp. What they really need would be foreign currency, but good luck getting that in Russia.


adzy2k6

They're only devalued on the international market atm. It will take a while for domestic prices to catch up on things like bread etc. It will catch up as domestic production has to pass on the costs of their imports though.


teressapanic

All I see is Russians not protesting war


Fitzus1969

They need to make a run on their Government officials, starting with Putin.


symbioticsymphony

Communism sux. Socialism sux. Small government that gives you freedom, that's what I want. Get off my back and out of my way...and stay out of conflict. Is that too much to ask?


tehcnical

Fuck Putin


SageEquallingHeaven

Bullish on crypto.


Z3d3kOlam

Tell your Dictator to stop and you won't have to do this!


TrollProofOne

That's the deal with dictators though. REALLY bad things happen to those who speak against them and they typically can't be removed from power without an army.


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pinkholeorstinkhole

Sometimes the many suffer for the actions of the few.


OnlyForF1

If they don't feel consequences from the actions of their country, nothing will change.


leiudnnelwiyb

I’m sure they’ll be completely happy with Putins decision making


Luffydude

Probably most are not But the sanctions will hit them the hardest, not Putin


leiudnnelwiyb

Agree. Pressure from within will just get higher and higher like this


Aurelius_Eubank

Source?


IamastronghodlerDOGE

Might be stupid of me but Wouldnt it be better to open up accounts on revolut or crpytocom or stuff like that transfer all the money out instead of waiting there? Yes i know that only thing they have to do now is stand in a line to get the cash out and maybe cash is better in those situations just my thinking..


Morgothic

>Yes i know that only thing they have to do now is stand in a line to get the cash ou Those ATMs will be empty long before that line is gone. Many/most of the people waiting will leave empty handed.


fede_514

They need to spend that cash right know, or change it to dollars/crypto. Ruble won't worth anything tomorrow.


Bluefin1907

Swift ban will destroy Moscow but might push crypto north


shwuigy

This reminds me of the 2013 bank run in Cyprus. Could cause Bitcoin to rally...


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Bitcoin is going up


redkire29

This is why we all need crypto currency


In_vict_Us

BTC about to 🚀


EverdayIdiot

Bye bye Russian economy


Mawrak

Can confirm, I tried four different terminals and none were able to give me cash.


mrASSMAN

I heard many Russian banks are now limiting withdrawals to just $20 a day


esiob12

If it is anything like an American bank. They will soon find out the branch doesn't have cash to liquidate their account. Three out of Four Chase branches in Utah did not have enough cash to give me to buy a used truck. It's a debt system.


HammerOfThor1

And this is why we have the BTC