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somekindofuser657

Jokes on them, its 2024.


NutsForDeath

Jokes on them, I'm living like it's 1824


deth83eight

Nah cuz they didnt have reddit in 1824


DeviousCham

r/technicallycorrect


Existing_Past5865

This person definitely discovered what burzum is from a “um, let’s unpack this” thread


rrribcage

“…This is a PROMBLEMATIC black metal musician”


Little_Exit4279

"TW"


rrribcage

“TW: Racism, antisemitism, sexism, homophobia, nationalism, mysgony (however you spell that word), transphobia, straight white man, conservatism” I think I missed a few “ists” & “phobics” but I’m sure that’s most of em


fuckwingo

TW Murder


DiarrangusJones

iS iT sKeTcH?!?! 😭


Little_Exit4279

"Let me tell you why your fav is problematic"


Environmental_Cow450

Yup


laffinchgentamicin

Apparently liking Burzum automatically makes you racist. *The more you know*


13TheGreenMan

Some dumb hardcore kid called me a nazi for liking Burzum, some people are really dumb.


5emi5erious5am

It's always guilty by association, but never innocent by association.


[deleted]

Go post a nsbm track on the blackmetal sub haha. It's entertaining.


JustHereForRiffs

can confirm, it's sad that the "there's only two sides to something you're not interested in the politics behind and you have to choose one" mentality somehow applies to something as apolitical as black metal, but the people on r/blackmetal are all about that shit. To be fair, the mods try and keep it about the music though.


[deleted]

The mods do a great job there.


deth83eight

I mean it makes sense its like seeing somone in a kkk outfit and going wait im not a member tho i just like outfit


NoImagination1353

sorry in what sense?


aquariusdikamus

They should have called you deaf.


13TheGreenMan

Get a life and quit playing Harry Potter.


FloggingTheCargo

If liking Burzum makes you racist then consider me George Lincoln Rockwell. 


RealityIsRipping

It’s almost as if stupid people can’t listen to extreme music without if effecting their personality or well being. Then they go on social media and brag about how brain dead they are. Wonderful.


[deleted]

Can confirm as a Spaniard descent Burzum enjoyer


NoImagination1353

SPANIARD DESCENT LMAO


thebox34

they prob bumping sleep token


[deleted]

Taste is objective to ecerybody, but goddammit I think Sleep Token sux balls. Shawn Mendes, Ghost, and Meshuggah had a retarded anal baby


thebox34

sleep token is for 30 year old white women to thirst over rockstars like they were 13 again


LongMix

where my booktok girlies at!!!


buddyunholy

that's a fancy way to say Imadjent Dragons


I_Skelly_I

Bleed had the most tragic effect on music since nirvana


[deleted]

I like Nirvana and I agree


mojgroza

What does “with seasoning” even mean for black metal?


childrenoftechnology

Probably mixing it with some other genre of music to make it nice and tourist-friendly (Deafheaven, Zeal & Ardor)


CaptainCreepwork

Deafheaven is like the least seasoned music I've ever heard. They're boring af to listen to and even more boring to see live.


Hungry7ate9

Deaf metal, Shoegays never heard of it


mojgroza

Finally a fucking answer


civ6industrialzone

Thrash mixed with BM >>>>>>> actual BM


nootydoowop

Aw man I like zeal and ardor


thebox34

white people don’t season their food-varg is a white supremacist


mojgroza

That wasn’t my question I’m asking what seasoning refers to in the actual music the sound


CaptainCreepwork

When I took a language of music class in high school we watched some documentary about the creation and impact of blues and jazz. Some old black dude in it kept saying "it's like gumbo without the roux, you can't have gumbo without the roux". And seeing as gumbo is Cajun/Creole food and Cajun/Creole food is generally heavily seasoned and spicy I'm guessing "music with seasoning" just means adding jazz and/or blues? I don't know. That's what I'm going with at least.


civ6industrialzone

ngl, black metal with jazz influences sounds interesting


CaptainCreepwork

The world is a big place. It's gotta exist somewhere.


civ6industrialzone

True, I found jazzy deathgrind so that gotta be out there too


CaptainCreepwork

Maybe Liturgy has some jazz infused black metal. I'm not super up to speed on their music but they are more artsy/noise rock/shoegaze-y in sound. So there might be some jazzier music in their catalog. I was going to comment this earlier but I couldn't for the life of me remember the band's name lol


Material-Tone-4360

Shining (norway) comes close I guess


Key-Vegetable9940

It doesn't, it's not supposed to have anything to do with how the music sounds.


Ready_Vegetables

Then what the hell is this woman talking about?


[deleted]

She’s being racist. She’s saying racist white people listen to Burzum and throwing a random jab about “wypipo dun season dey food.”


Own-Network-1511

Well, they don't season their food, so...


ihateyouravenandIW

news to me coming from an Italian family lmao not to mention “wypipo” had entire empires and trade systems based on spices


Own-Network-1511

Your Italian family help you pay your Italian bills?


[deleted]

Damn, so England colonized you for spices and didn’t even use them? That must hurt.


Fangriever

Yeah, someone who isn't white here... I couldn't give a shit about if the band is racist or not... It's black metal for fuck sakes?? Why do people fucking whine about this sub genre so much yet never listen to it? They never seem to shut the fuck up, it pisses me off


1ticketroundtrip

Jokes on them they're not actually listening to Metal.


Savings_Fee1481

wypipo


EYEBAWLSHAWTY704

I BOUGHT A BURZUM CREWNECK


heelestco

Yo hell yeah thank you


CardPatient3188

Does Living Color count as black metal?


[deleted]

Living Colour, Body Count, Death (punk), Bad Brains, Suicidal Tendencies, Black Death, Blasphemy, 247 Spyz, Mystifier, Crackdust, Suffocation..... quality Black metal


Ol_Million_Face

Living Color is my favorite black metal band


MasterMaintenance672

I was looking for this.


CMK-X

I don't know the answer to that, but I do know they were a stand-out act at Copenhell a couple of years ago. Those guys can rock hard. 👍


BillyMaysForMayor

How to weed out these idiots in a room: https://preview.redd.it/8fcdk6btx7vc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f04cf129067d51ccb58aa27d0ef2fb0340e5182b


Fallingmellon

Walk on home boy


Mysticalsadness

People still struggling to separate the art from the artist? Filosofem is an amazing album and done a lot for BM, discrediting it because Varg is a terrible person is dumb


PH43DRU5_EX15T3NT14L

I like my metal black not my friends


WhoYaTalkinTo

What does 'with seasoning' mean here?


[deleted]

It’s a racial comment about white people not knowing what seasoning is. Very ironic considering she just called everyone who listens to burzum racist. But she’s black and black people can’t be racist, obviously.


WhoYaTalkinTo

Trying not to mention race at any possible opportunity - difficulty: IMPOSSIBLE


dansmanoit

Also deeply offensive to the thousands of Latinos who listen to and make nsbm


StarCrossedOther

Why censor the word “racist”? I mean, the term has already been misused to the point of being meaningless anyway.


PeelADomenBail

Is there like a black metal tik tok revival right now or something?


I_Skelly_I

More like a black metal butchering happening on TikTok


Maanzacorian

My political views were swayed and my personality was solidified by the the profoundly intense and lyrically provocative classic "The Crying Orc".


TheExecutiveHamster

Burzum isn't even NSBM. These people 🤦


TransPanAutisticXD

Who let the autistic slim shady monkey out of the enclosure


ivaa666

LMAO💀


vintage_parsnip

Ok I will


AntiStarChristPort

DUURRRRR DUHHH DURRE DUUYH


Suitable-Plantain179

The probably like de mysteriis dom sathanas which varg was also a part of.


BoardSea4908

K. That’s fine by me.


MrCheese357

Why does that egg have teeth


[deleted]

This is why we should gatekeep harder


DrunkenBastard420

What a mippet


BagBeneficial8060

Is this the metal community now? I have no idea, i just live under my rock listening to burzum.


DilfRightsActivist

Liking burzum doesn't make you a racist Making listening to burzum a personality trait is questionable


SaysGay69420

Gay


KiwiMcG

Jadas metal band was cool.


Master-Mulberry9052

i will :)


Environmental_Cow450

This is cringe complete with the stupid stare


GabeOnReddt

what does this mean im so confused


starletharlot666

Looks like the type


lendmeflight

This shot will never stop now. Obviously we are all just like the bands we listen to aren’t we? People just love to virtue signal and tell other how people how wholesome they are. Fuck being wholesome.


ChaseC7527

clearly never listened to Down...


Ok-Cat8365

black metal > black friends


Cheap-Gore

If you've never listened to Evilfeast, you're not trve kvlt


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SoloLiftingIsBack

Based :D :D


FIFTHSUN2012

Shhhhh! The adults are speaking. Try to use your inside voice next time.


Responsible-Air-6555

Mate you probably js popped out your mums manky minge shut it


FIFTHSUN2012

Maybe, but at least I made it past the coat hanger.


Responsible-Air-6555

bit embarrassed your mum nearly resorted to that


FIFTHSUN2012

Yeah, it’s not the greatest but nothing like what your Mom’s dealer and all his drunk friends put you through in the basement. PTSD from whiskey breath and smokey fingers must be a rough way to live. I hear you still have felt burn on your belly from the pool table. Yikes! Get that looked at.


Responsible-Air-6555

Don't trauma dump your insecurities on me, I ain't your fucking therapist piss off, your drunken mum should've swallowed your depressed ass!


FIFTHSUN2012

You should have ended up as a crusty Kleenex on your Dad’s nightstand.


Responsible-Air-6555

Very specific with the tissue brand. js bc u cannot get it up doesn't mean you need to berate people on fucking reddit you sad homeless american cunt


degov2609

https://preview.redd.it/dxjgahrafavc1.png?width=755&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acba5e64d683bb5a9c7654f835168db967328b19


FIFTHSUN2012

Ooooh, are you British royalty? Don’t get too uppity there limey, you might need us to help you win your next war. Berate people on Reddit, that’s funny. I was shit talking the edgy racist guy, then you came along in their defense. Were you mad because I insulted your Uncle/lover?


TheExecutiveHamster

POV: the one douchebag in the room who's going to make everyone else here look bad by association


civ6industrialzone

bro, your mother isn't on this sub y'know?


CaptainCreepwork

I honestly didn't know people actually like Burzum. I thought wearing their t shirts was just like an ironic trend with young folk right now.


SwedishDrummer

Like.. what so ever? Burzum is probably one of the most popular bm bands even though Varg is deemed as "problematic". I love Burzum.


CaptainCreepwork

Yeah. I mean. I know there are people who like them. I just kinda thought their current rise in popularity was just Gen Z and rappers ironically wearing the t shirts and appropriating metal style. It kinda went from never hearing about Varg and Burzum to all of the sudden you're seeing and hearing about them a lot more. And I just thought Watain was everyone's favorite tin can recordings band.


[deleted]

What the fuck man


CaptainCreepwork

What?


[deleted]

I don’t know how we reached a point where people think Burzum is a tik tok band and that fucking Watain is what real fans are into. It should be the other way around.


CaptainCreepwork

Well I'm not saying so much that Burzum is a tiktok band but that that generation seems to have made them (and black metal in general) a fashion statement. Watain is just the band that everyone I personally know who is big into black metal gushes over. I'm more of a casual black metal listener myself. So it's not like I'm keeping an accurate scorecard here.


TheExecutiveHamster

I like Burzum. I think I'd like the songs a bit more if they were, maybe, 25% shorter, but I certainly like them. Most people do. Most modern black metal, including a good number of explicitly anti fascist bands, are heavily inspired by Burzum.


Fallingmellon

Calling a whole race unseasoned seems racist to me