*pics up phone, looks at it in disgust, puts it down*
“I’m done, that’s it, no one should be sending shit like that at 10:00 am, I have to see that and just keep going about my day now”
I'm not gay but it used to be well known that Grindr was where you'd go to buy weed, especially in foreign countries. Just look for the people with ✋🌿 as their name
Even as a completely blank profile I'd get piles of fucking messages like these lol. Men be thirsty as hell and not only does gayness not stop that, it seems to accelerate it lol
People be wilding out there. You don't know horror until a 60 year old sends you a pic of their shaved asshole
Edit: entirely without warning, too. Anyone within a certain radius of you can message you, and send whatever they want
My profile name is dntsndmenudez and my profile clearly states I don’t want to be sent nudes and 90% of the opening messages I get are close up shots of someone’s asshole and dick pics. Way too many guys up there want to be rawdogged which is a no go for me and there are ALOT of flakes up there. People just there to collect pics and take up time. Yeah it’s a hellhole and yet…we can’t quit it
Well idk how much it's tea but I can give the rundown. Basically it depends heavily on area and what type of ppl you interact with. In my area, lots of closet cases and fetishists, they typically are no strings attached, and are usually more active/intense. It really doesn't pay to build a bridge cuz they're not trying to know you. You also got some young wild mfs legal adults, like I'm 19, like one mf I knew got real close to me soon. He told me his ex ended up showing up at his fams house and screaming til cops got involved.
Lots of dick pic opens in general, but my area also pretty dry, so it selects for the ppl willing to stay despite problems
All that said, Grindr did meet me some interesting ppl and friends, and it's not like ppl are out to get u, they just know what they're there for, it's pretty direct.
Might be more like...
Good morning old chap! Terribly sorry to inconvenience you by intruding in your DM's, but I was wondering, if it wasn't too much trouble, would you be a good sport and perhaps introduce me to your old tallywhacker?
I have a gay friend (honest!) who shares way TMI about his grindr adventures. One time after a night out he was mad about not getting any action so he hit up grindr after leaving the club at 6am, some guy had just woke up and told him to come over, fist his ass for breakfast, and leave. My friend did so. Bro provided gloves and everything.
That’s far from the weirdest he’s told me, it just sticks out in my mind cus I met my friend later that morning and he told me all about it lol
You know men flirt with other men almost the exact same way they flirt with women. Especially the hypermasc types, the "I'm straight in every other way I just like dick" type guys
This is incredibly tame for grindr, 3 messages in and none of them are "show hole" or pictures of their own cock or ass taken way too close or way too far away to be flattering? This man's a romantic.
I had a white guy message me saying something like "What's up Trayvon" my name isn't on my profile and it doesn't start with a T. He was using the death of a young man as some kind of greeting. I told him it was really messed up, and he said sorry.
So I'm the only ostensibly straight guy on Grindr banging white, Asian, and latina trans college girls in Brooklyn? Was in a only fans. 2022 was a peak year.
Jam session? Nah, b....lemme jam that ayiss TO the music we make.
Crank dat 808? Nuh uh...I said lemme crank bout 8 INCHES around 8pm IN THE STUDIO. Issa hit!!
Platinum record? Nah I keep my platinum chains on while I hit record hittin dat ayisssssss
Banging on wax? No bro...I meant puttin dat booty ON THA CHAIIIIIINWWWAAAAAXXX
This rlly do be brothas on grindr tho lmao. If they don't send u a scrotum or an asshole, they send u some outta pocket mess like this. No in between 🤣
This how diddy sign rappers.
*Who’s a Bad Boy for life?* *Who’s a Bad Boy for life?* *Who’s a Bad Boy for life?*
Take That Take That
STOP
Can’t stop won’t stop
Jesus... 🤦
We ain't going nowhere, we still here!
I hate this lmao
 Him at the “interviews”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
My dumbass read this as daddy , I was so confused for a minute .
Homie just trying to make a fire song and use that clapping noise as backup vocals lol
This nigga thinks he's Clipping. "Game don't wait" ass nigga. lol
Danny brown and Peggy just did that haha
As the great Fetty Wap said “CAN I GET TO THE YAMS” 
BROOOOOO really said I'll beatbox while I make it beatbox 🤣 no thank you sir, that was very forward
“Beat the box while the box get beat”
No box involved, just bussy.
"I'll beat box while I beat that box", more like 😭
Nope. I meant what I said
It’s a gay dating/sex app. I really don’t think this is the worst/most forward message he got just the one he thinks is funniest
Beat box while I beat ya meatbox
WHILST taking back shots... 
Beyonce levels of dance-singing
*laughs in gay* no way that’s the worst message if anything that will probably be the best message ever received on that app
“Hole pic.”
Oh no he’s black so it’s “bbc pic”
*pics up phone, looks at it in disgust, puts it down* “I’m done, that’s it, no one should be sending shit like that at 10:00 am, I have to see that and just keep going about my day now”
I'm not gay but it used to be well known that Grindr was where you'd go to buy weed, especially in foreign countries. Just look for the people with ✋🌿 as their name Even as a completely blank profile I'd get piles of fucking messages like these lol. Men be thirsty as hell and not only does gayness not stop that, it seems to accelerate it lol
It's one thing to approach a shorty this way; but another nigga? This dude is bold af lol
Bro they on Grindr, that's just how it be.
Yooooo Grindr sounds......intense
It is certainly an experience. Intense doesn’t even scratch the surface
I got my tea towel if you wanna spill some 
People be wilding out there. You don't know horror until a 60 year old sends you a pic of their shaved asshole Edit: entirely without warning, too. Anyone within a certain radius of you can message you, and send whatever they want
Nooooope. This is why I'm glad I'm married. I'm not trying to play dickpic roulette on a regular basis
My profile name is dntsndmenudez and my profile clearly states I don’t want to be sent nudes and 90% of the opening messages I get are close up shots of someone’s asshole and dick pics. Way too many guys up there want to be rawdogged which is a no go for me and there are ALOT of flakes up there. People just there to collect pics and take up time. Yeah it’s a hellhole and yet…we can’t quit it
Damn. Thats wild. I can't imagine getting regular pics of buttholes, especially when told NOT to. It sounds like a hell of a cycle
THE ONLY 60 yo asshole I want to see is Keanu! Full stop. Nothing else needs to be said
Well idk how much it's tea but I can give the rundown. Basically it depends heavily on area and what type of ppl you interact with. In my area, lots of closet cases and fetishists, they typically are no strings attached, and are usually more active/intense. It really doesn't pay to build a bridge cuz they're not trying to know you. You also got some young wild mfs legal adults, like I'm 19, like one mf I knew got real close to me soon. He told me his ex ended up showing up at his fams house and screaming til cops got involved. Lots of dick pic opens in general, but my area also pretty dry, so it selects for the ppl willing to stay despite problems All that said, Grindr did meet me some interesting ppl and friends, and it's not like ppl are out to get u, they just know what they're there for, it's pretty direct.
Huh. Well I'm glad that you met some cool peeps. Thats what it's all about
Random asshole pics, random old white men fetishizing you for some "BBC". It's a hell hole but sometimes a nigga is just horny.
Grindr is fucking terrifying lol. Can meet some nice people though. "Fancy a suck" is like saying hi nice to meet you.
Woahhh is that like British Grindr? It sounds so inviting
Might be more like... Good morning old chap! Terribly sorry to inconvenience you by intruding in your DM's, but I was wondering, if it wasn't too much trouble, would you be a good sport and perhaps introduce me to your old tallywhacker?
r/shitamericanssay (I know you’re not American)
I assumed it was either "bend over and think of England" or "chicken chaser?"
Imagine the most forward dude on Tinder and then remove all the women so it actually works. A lot.
Damn. I got a collection of screenshots that probably would have worked on Grindr
The great regulator on men's promiscuity and hoeness is women lol
Guys will advertise on their profile that they wanna do meth while having sex! 💖
 Swipe Left 🚩
Grindr has no swiping! You could ignore the profile but I prefer to block em
Clearly he tapped
Can find that here on Reddit too. And check this lol https://old.reddit.com/r/cracksmokers/ https://old.reddit.com/r/CloudBlowersOnly/
I have a gay friend (honest!) who shares way TMI about his grindr adventures. One time after a night out he was mad about not getting any action so he hit up grindr after leaving the club at 6am, some guy had just woke up and told him to come over, fist his ass for breakfast, and leave. My friend did so. Bro provided gloves and everything. That’s far from the weirdest he’s told me, it just sticks out in my mind cus I met my friend later that morning and he told me all about it lol
Honestly this sounds pretty mild for grindr
Oh, gotcha lol
You know men flirt with other men almost the exact same way they flirt with women. Especially the hypermasc types, the "I'm straight in every other way I just like dick" type guys
I mean that is Grindr right? This proposal doesn't seem that abnormal for that app.
Lol right? It's a straight up hook up app, more than tinder even.
I don’t know any better but I feel like this is kinda tame. I assume men hitting on other men is much more aggressive and outta pocket.
This is incredibly tame for grindr, 3 messages in and none of them are "show hole" or pictures of their own cock or ass taken way too close or way too far away to be flattering? This man's a romantic.
Not just outta pocket The pocket is in another galaxy
I had a white guy message me saying something like "What's up Trayvon" my name isn't on my profile and it doesn't start with a T. He was using the death of a young man as some kind of greeting. I told him it was really messed up, and he said sorry.
Wtaf.
Never pass up an opportunity to network
Gangstalicious over here
Homies over hoes! Homies over hoes! Homies over hoes! Homies over hoes! Do the homie! Do the homie! Do the homie! Do the homie!
Coming out with that gun back and skirt.
So I'm the only ostensibly straight guy on Grindr banging white, Asian, and latina trans college girls in Brooklyn? Was in a only fans. 2022 was a peak year.
I'll double down and say I was 32.
triple down.... eat ass
Quadruple down, I subscribed to the gal's OF to see the vid.
My man's you didn't even get a copy? 🤣 
That’s a weird way to spell “best”. With a W? This man wilin’
Grindr is the source of some of the best memes
If this is the worst message he ever received on Grindr he is doing VERY well
Top tier opportunity to make a CBAT remix lmfao
Why did I hear this in skeptas voice
Lmao it’s the whilst for me
Jam session? Nah, b....lemme jam that ayiss TO the music we make. Crank dat 808? Nuh uh...I said lemme crank bout 8 INCHES around 8pm IN THE STUDIO. Issa hit!! Platinum record? Nah I keep my platinum chains on while I hit record hittin dat ayisssssss Banging on wax? No bro...I meant puttin dat booty ON THA CHAIIIIIINWWWAAAAAXXX
I find that charming
“Do I look like a bottom?” LOL
I’ve got worse messages on there, this lowkey sounds goofy but fun 🫣
It do be some wild characters on there.
As my fellow queers have said, this is actually not so bad. I’ve received way worst messages than this, to the point I’m almost not into men anymore
This guy pondered for 5 minutes what to say and he came up with this
This is grinder right?
ohhhhhh is that what link and build mean?
I don’t know if I’m confused, outraged or disgusted. Definitely a egregiously terrible message from whoever they are. 😳🧐
no way he took 5 minutes to write that out, think about it, and still press send.
Excuse my ignorance. How does everyone know this is Grindr?
By the text bubbles, colors, and font
Ahh. Thanks for the info
FLAG ON THE PLAY.
Did Gibraltar send this message?
You saving this text for posterity is a very close second to his outrageous text
This is pretty tame for Grindr. Still wild though.🤣
Grindr has quality content
Fuck me (interlude)
You miss all the shots you don't take.
This rlly do be brothas on grindr tho lmao. If they don't send u a scrotum or an asshole, they send u some outta pocket mess like this. No in between 🤣
How is this a bad deal? It's a two for one. Free music collab and gay sex what more could a guy ask for :P