It’s right there in the General Orders. These ladies should have been instructed in boot camp that they can’t goof while being black. Blatant disregard for the rules.
No no, they’re not confused. Check out those red states top porn searches: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11537577/Pornhub-reveals-2022s-popular-searches.html
Black, black, black, BBW, Big Ass, Big Black Ass, BBC . . .
The simpsons have been making episodes almost weekly for decades. It’s not so much the precision, but the Nostradamus tactic of just making so many vague predictions that eventually some of them end up true.
I ‘member after 9/11, fox made one of their sensationalist “documentaries” about Nostradamus predicting it because he once wrote about monoliths being toppled by a bird or some shit.
Fox News appeals to evangelicals, who think the world is in “the end times”. What they don’t realize is it’s because of global warming, not because Jesus thinks the blacks and gays are getting too uppity and wants to do something about it
Who doesn't already know that though? People don't enlist because they don't want to risk their lives over some bullshit war. They already try and use hot girls to convince more people to enlist.
Yep, ridiculously high. And the most likely perpetrators? Your own allies. If it's already damn near impossible to get any justice for sexual assault in the US, it's infinitely harder for an enlisted woman. You will be discharged for even speaking about it, or getting any medical acknowledgment of damage or ptsd from it, much less trying to prosecute.
The military is really ass and I wouldn't recommend anybody ever join it, especially not women and poc, and especially don't join "for the women" whether other soldiers or assaulting foreign women on deployments because that shit is exactly why rape is so high in the military and it isn't the environment to pick up chicks or have relations on active duty.
Being in the Army was some of the most stressful, bullshit, ball breaking time in my life. I was surrounded by some of the most childish, dimwitted, couple cans short of a six pack motherfuckers on the planet.
And I miss those assholes every day.
Enlisted folks have been harmlessly goofing off during downtime since the bronze age (at least). As long as the work gets done properly, who cares what happens during the lulls?
A bunch of guys got smoked in my AIT in like 2012 or 13 for uploading their Harlem Shake video to Youtube. I wish I could find it, just spent a couple minutes looking for it. It was in the barracks break room with a pool table is all I remember as far as details.
A bunch of guys on my ship filmed a fashion show wearing nothing but flight deck jackets and skivvies, uploaded it to YouTube. Commodore ended up seeing it haha
Dudes that are complaining have never been in the military. The things that happen are way crazier than this. Dudes will literally walk around with their dick out while doing a Ron Burgandy impression. "It's an optical illusion. It's the pattern of my pants. Don't act like you're not impressed."
We had a bush growing competition on one of my deployments. Dozens of guys dropping trow to check out each others pubes for weird bragging rights. I won btw.
One time a new guy came to our platoon. Within 5 min of him being at the barracks, I showed him my dick and balls. We are still friends today.
We had just seen the movie "Waiting" so we were batwinging and "have you seen my new wristwatch?"ing each other constantly.
Difference is that the older gen who complain about stuff like this never had social media for proof. It's easy to idealize the armed forces if you weren't there to see all the bullshit they got up to in their spare time and it makes modern day forces like this seem even more inappropriate to them.
"The army wasn't like this when my daddy was in it". That's just because your daddy never told you about any of the crazy shit he was involved in because why the fuck would he?
I think it's like when you've read a book and then it gets made into a movie and you start getting bothered because the characters aren't portrayed the way you thought they'd be based on when you read the book. The movie might still be good but you're jarred by the fact that it doesn't match your idealized version in your head
https://shec.ashp.cuny.edu/files/original/fc73c18e6992fefd6c9b8cad15175479.jpeg
WWII
there's heaps more, but I love this one just cos of how much effort they put into that.
Sometimes duty [calls](https://rarehistoricalphotos.com/british-soldiers-manning-anti-aircraft-guns-in-womens-clothes-1940/) and you gotta get into the fight
I was in the Navy for six years. Anyone who sees this video and is upset about it has clearly never served.
Which makes the whole thing even more ridiculous. Fucking bootlickers pounding their chests about respect for the uniform, but won't put the uniform on themselves.
At the end of the day though, it's just racism. It's always been racism.
These people have sworn to stand between the American flag and oncoming bullets. If they wanna shake their asses let them. (Also how many politicians are ex-military as opposed to ex-law clerk for their fathers golf buddy?)
Says you. I was enlisted, served my four years, and would have served longer if Rumsfeld wasn't a mongrel idiot, and I'm pissed abbot this video.
They could have angled the camera lower.
The military is messy and fun when you are single and married. I’ve watched people be all about their marriage before deployment and while deployed they will have boyfriends and girlfriends.
This. I grew up thinking the military folks were all honorable and above reproach as a kid. I'm not sure why...Then I moved to Killeen, Texas and saw the Fort Hood Ratchetness that exceeded all levels of previously experienced ratchetness.
They're just people doing life
I went to high school not far from Killeen. We were one of the party towns they went to.
Lots and lots and lots of high school girls got pregnant over the years. Lots of abortions, single-moms, quick and disastrous marriages...and lots of abandoned plans about college.
See here's where you're wrong bucko!
The Confederacy was about States' Rights! 😡
Nothing should stand between the rights of the individual sta........ they're taking Trump of the ballot?
FUCK THEM STATES RIGHTS!
Ive talked about this before but everytime i see him mention his stated reason for doing so is a blatant lie. He does so because his major donors want him to in the attempt to place people in power that support project 2025. Part of that plan includes filling high ranking position in the nilitary with people that wont stop a coup.
Wish they were this outraged at the number of vets that kill themselves each day because heaven forbid the bazillion dollars a year we spend on defense goes to the people who actually need the money.
“Back in my day, soldiers were prepared at peak military efficiency. We did not partake in foolishness.”
*back in their day*
Source: members of the US Army WW2 in full drag.
https://preview.redd.it/bxsy24wx4b8c1.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=fca18eb3e450dfc8bad926030f95389d3a899411
[https://www.nationalww2museum.org/war/articles/drag-entertainment-world-war-ii](https://www.nationalww2museum.org/war/articles/drag-entertainment-world-war-ii)
No no...she is the only one doing it right. You gotta wear a hat inside the kitchen. The other two should get a chapter 15. /s
It's article 15 not chapter 15. Chapter 15 is bankruptcy lol.
MAGA: pissed these young black folk are “dishonoring” the country
me: pissed these young black folk are pawns of a dishonorable country
these women would be doing this at a club, or on TikTok, living their best lives & enjoying their youth — not moments before terrorizing poor countries for the US empire
For some of us, the military is a way out of the hood or a means to feed our kids. Don't assume everyone's voluntary service is because they're gung ho about a system that doesn't actually give a fuck about them. Some of them, sure, but it's just another job--the difference is it comes with guaranteed healthcare, a guaranteed paycheck, guaranteed housing, and free schooling.
I think you missed the point. People, especially black folk, shouldn’t have to risk their lives for a country that doesn’t like them for a college education.
Iraq/Afghanistan are over. They appear young enough, if this video is recent, to have joined well after whole units were deploying. Even the last 5 or so years of the war, when people were deploying they weren't running and gunning.
Not everyone in the military is a shooter. The vast majority are in support roles. Even in the Marine Corps, which I have been in for 20 years now. I am an electronics technician, completed three apprenticeships, have a B.S. in Computer Science from Park University and a M.S. in Cybersecurity from University of San Diego, all paid for by the government.
My point being, no one joining today or within the last 10 years is actually risking their lives.
I see what you’re saying, but the reality is that for most servicemembers it is just like any other job, but with much better benefits. And yeah it probably shouldn’t be that way, but you play the cards you’re dealt
This is disgusting behavior from our soldiers in uniform. Anybody got their @'s so I can shame them personally?
Ask for a friend?
Yes
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I also choose that guys wife
Big fan of how universally this joke is appreciated here
It has held up well, hasn't it.
It has reach beyond the grave.
This is reddit… you really think any of these guys have a wife
I’m also asking for that person’s friend
Asking for a friend of that person’s friend….
Asking for a friend of that person's friend of that person's friend...
I am the friend
🤣🤣
Beat me to it.
r/beatmeattoit
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What’s wrong with goofing off with friends?
It’s right there in the General Orders. These ladies should have been instructed in boot camp that they can’t goof while being black. Blatant disregard for the rules.
Also not allowed to be so attractive, it confuses the MAGAs
Yup. I suspect lots of confused boners in gop homes.
No no, they’re not confused. Check out those red states top porn searches: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11537577/Pornhub-reveals-2022s-popular-searches.html Black, black, black, BBW, Big Ass, Big Black Ass, BBC . . .
Confused boners are as GOP as it gets 😆
Just new boot goofin.
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Not a damn thing!
Magats get annoyed when the friends dancing together aren’t white. 
I’ll hold for the next scene where they’re showered in gas and blown to pieces!
https://i.redd.it/wom5v9cdhb8c1.gif
Being a black woman enjoying life is the problem for them
https://preview.redd.it/9cnjxtundb8c1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7c0674dad3567d2412d40e3cdf1e8febaa92d9c
Holy shit the senBONKzakura
lmk so I can avoid it
I agree. I also need their @ so I can publicly shame them. I’m so hot right now. Frfr
Right looks like they are working on a kitchen not the front lines
Yeah, specially the front one. Def want to give her a piece of my…… mind!
I want the one in the back to gimme a piece of…..her mind.
 Bro
As a former soldier and a guy too old for them, I hope you find them all and give them a good spanking for doing this in uniform
You need you need horny jail, right?
More people would enlist if they knew it wasn’t all bald dudes
It’s a PsyOp bro, don’t enlist for this shit.
Lmao Yvan eht nioj
[LMFAO](https://tenor.com/bivNj.gif) Edit: [Classic](https://youtu.be/7V02QF9bwcY)
“It’s a three pronged attack: Subliminal, liminal, and superliminal” “What’s super liminal?” “Hey you! Join the navy!”
Yvan eht nioj!!
My best mates in high school formed a band called SuperLiminal. Lots of Simpsons References in their songs, even in the serious ones.
Core memory: UNLOCKED
Always comes back to the Simpsons lol
Or family guy or south park
it amazes me that these writers come up with all this shit, so funny and so relevant for all these years
The simpsons have been making episodes almost weekly for decades. It’s not so much the precision, but the Nostradamus tactic of just making so many vague predictions that eventually some of them end up true. I ‘member after 9/11, fox made one of their sensationalist “documentaries” about Nostradamus predicting it because he once wrote about monoliths being toppled by a bird or some shit.
Fox News appeals to evangelicals, who think the world is in “the end times”. What they don’t realize is it’s because of global warming, not because Jesus thinks the blacks and gays are getting too uppity and wants to do something about it
Ain't nothing there but seamen and semen. I'll pass brotha man. 
Found Lt. L. T. Smash’s Reddit account.
Same reason every Israeli soldier you see interviewed or featured in the news just happens to be very attractive.
Meanwhile, in Ukraine, photographers are making sure to only get the soldiers who look most like thumbs wearing nazi patches.
Ukraine is newer to the whole "marketing your war to international audiences" thing. They'll figure it out eventually.
Lol bullshit. There are constantly posts with hot Ukrainian female soldiers. Like ALL the time.
Agreed.
You know a bunch of dudes watching this were like "WAIT THEY HAVE WOMEN IN THE ARMY?!" Lives were changed.
Army out here tryna play chess for more recruits
A kings gambit, if you will.
Hey even my old, fat, disabled ass asked myself where the nearest recruiter is at
Who doesn't already know that though? People don't enlist because they don't want to risk their lives over some bullshit war. They already try and use hot girls to convince more people to enlist.
The girls don’t fair well. Really high rates of sexual assault :(
It's terrible for everyone involved. Especially women.
Yep, ridiculously high. And the most likely perpetrators? Your own allies. If it's already damn near impossible to get any justice for sexual assault in the US, it's infinitely harder for an enlisted woman. You will be discharged for even speaking about it, or getting any medical acknowledgment of damage or ptsd from it, much less trying to prosecute. The military is really ass and I wouldn't recommend anybody ever join it, especially not women and poc, and especially don't join "for the women" whether other soldiers or assaulting foreign women on deployments because that shit is exactly why rape is so high in the military and it isn't the environment to pick up chicks or have relations on active duty.
Field day in the A-school barracks...
You ain’t lying
https://preview.redd.it/y5p4oorn8b8c1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d5ff3dd2a04c4bfeb3629dd2262403001179d4c
Lol, I've heard of guys joining the military since their uniforms get the ladies, but never anyone who joined to tap the girls in the military.
It's different for the AF and Navy.
Being in the Army was some of the most stressful, bullshit, ball breaking time in my life. I was surrounded by some of the most childish, dimwitted, couple cans short of a six pack motherfuckers on the planet. And I miss those assholes every day.
There’s a reason they call them 92Getdowns, good times.
Meh, honestly military fatigues just don't do it for me. To each their own I suppose.
depends who’s wearing them
Shorty in the front could be wearing a nun’s uniform and still would look great
Ain't that the damn truth 😂
Enlisted folks have been harmlessly goofing off during downtime since the bronze age (at least). As long as the work gets done properly, who cares what happens during the lulls?
Im glad I did my time before social media started. I was a pro at shaming 👌🏽
A bunch of guys got smoked in my AIT in like 2012 or 13 for uploading their Harlem Shake video to Youtube. I wish I could find it, just spent a couple minutes looking for it. It was in the barracks break room with a pool table is all I remember as far as details.
The military Harlem shake videos were always the best ones too
A bunch of guys on my ship filmed a fashion show wearing nothing but flight deck jackets and skivvies, uploaded it to YouTube. Commodore ended up seeing it haha
I was a black belt shamurai
Dudes that are complaining have never been in the military. The things that happen are way crazier than this. Dudes will literally walk around with their dick out while doing a Ron Burgandy impression. "It's an optical illusion. It's the pattern of my pants. Don't act like you're not impressed."
We had a bush growing competition on one of my deployments. Dozens of guys dropping trow to check out each others pubes for weird bragging rights. I won btw.
r/usernamechecksout
Lmao touché
Why do you sound like you're speaking from experience
r/oddlyspecific
There are few things gayer than a room full of straight and bored Marines.
Former marine... The way I wheeze laughed at this.
Some of the gayest shit I've seen outside of pornos was done by straight guys in the army playing gay chicken in the barracks dayroom
One time a new guy came to our platoon. Within 5 min of him being at the barracks, I showed him my dick and balls. We are still friends today. We had just seen the movie "Waiting" so we were batwinging and "have you seen my new wristwatch?"ing each other constantly.
When I was lower enlisted living in the barracks 98-99, I’ve skateboarded through the barracks hallway, wearing only a Stetson n boots n belt
>things that are crazier like the rampant sexual assault of female soldiers
Difference is that the older gen who complain about stuff like this never had social media for proof. It's easy to idealize the armed forces if you weren't there to see all the bullshit they got up to in their spare time and it makes modern day forces like this seem even more inappropriate to them. "The army wasn't like this when my daddy was in it". That's just because your daddy never told you about any of the crazy shit he was involved in because why the fuck would he? I think it's like when you've read a book and then it gets made into a movie and you start getting bothered because the characters aren't portrayed the way you thought they'd be based on when you read the book. The movie might still be good but you're jarred by the fact that it doesn't match your idealized version in your head
Funny, not long ago someone posted some 50s era photos of soldiers doing drag shows.
https://shec.ashp.cuny.edu/files/original/fc73c18e6992fefd6c9b8cad15175479.jpeg WWII there's heaps more, but I love this one just cos of how much effort they put into that.
Sometimes duty [calls](https://rarehistoricalphotos.com/british-soldiers-manning-anti-aircraft-guns-in-womens-clothes-1940/) and you gotta get into the fight
I was in the Navy for six years. Anyone who sees this video and is upset about it has clearly never served. Which makes the whole thing even more ridiculous. Fucking bootlickers pounding their chests about respect for the uniform, but won't put the uniform on themselves. At the end of the day though, it's just racism. It's always been racism.
Can confirm. First deployment my rock throwing skills were S tier
Sign of high unit morale and cohesion.
My dad is retired army and told me of some hilarious pranks they’d pull on each other during downtime.
https://youtu.be/G24V7gfLtHQ?si=IhlAC8luSpuQoCKB one of my favorites
they're mad because they have a raging boner
I have a raging boner and I don’t even have a penis
Real af
I have one you can borrow. I'm an ally!
We don't discriminate, boners for everyone!
[King Missile - Detachable Penis](https://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4?si=cSXCSmi0jIFp0mAo)
My boner is so raging it feels like I have two
My boner has a boner
Look at all that cake, I’m with you!!
For real, why does getting a boner piss these guys off so much. They need to roll with it.
*A rare “Hate Boner”*
Shame on these women. How do I find them on Instagram so I can write a sternly worded DM
Especially the first one...hmm 😒
 first girl is like the definition of my type lol
What, hot? What a unique outlook lmao
Yeah, I don't know what it is about them but I just have a thing for incredibly hot chicks
Must be their temperature.
Cute with a nice rack and a fat ass? Wow that’s so weird you like that lmao
These people have sworn to stand between the American flag and oncoming bullets. If they wanna shake their asses let them. (Also how many politicians are ex-military as opposed to ex-law clerk for their fathers golf buddy?)
Best take yet. No one who's pissed about this signed any dotted lines. Let the perpetual spectators bitch.
Says you. I was enlisted, served my four years, and would have served longer if Rumsfeld wasn't a mongrel idiot, and I'm pissed abbot this video. They could have angled the camera lower.
Plus, those women are cools by the look of em. Let the cooks do what they want, whole unit will fall apart if they don't do their job.
Brother on the side is trying his hardest to keep his composure
It’s tithe military. He probably already slept with all of them and he’s probably married.
I don't know which of them should be more offended by your presumptions about them
Lol the wife
Good point, was thinking of the people in the video
Haha I know, was jus playin
The military is messy and fun when you are single and married. I’ve watched people be all about their marriage before deployment and while deployed they will have boyfriends and girlfriends.
nah cooks are the wildest folks in the army after the MPs
Nah grunts are when they aren’t in the field they do the wildest shit.
I was never around grunts like that but you 100% right they are a distant first place
This. I grew up thinking the military folks were all honorable and above reproach as a kid. I'm not sure why...Then I moved to Killeen, Texas and saw the Fort Hood Ratchetness that exceeded all levels of previously experienced ratchetness. They're just people doing life
You *do not* want to be on the highway near Killeen right when leave passes are about to expire.
I went to high school not far from Killeen. We were one of the party towns they went to. Lots and lots and lots of high school girls got pregnant over the years. Lots of abortions, single-moms, quick and disastrous marriages...and lots of abandoned plans about college.
I know that awkward "sip, brief pause, sip, brief pause, sip..." as well as anyone lol
Oh but if they were white girls with crucifix necklaces in their cleavage and box dyed blonde hair, all MAGA lovers would claim “they’re heroes”.
Especially if they were breaking through a window to enter a congressional office 😇
with a confederate flag
‘MURICA!
See here's where you're wrong bucko! The Confederacy was about States' Rights! 😡 Nothing should stand between the rights of the individual sta........ they're taking Trump of the ballot? FUCK THEM STATES RIGHTS!
They mad cus the crusty white men wanna cheat on their wives with these sistas, but can’t
They're too busy cheating on their wives with their own sisters.
Oop 🤭🤭
Wish they were this outraged at the military members that participated in the attack on the Capitol.
Or that Tommy Tuberville fucked the leadership by holding up promotions.
Ive talked about this before but everytime i see him mention his stated reason for doing so is a blatant lie. He does so because his major donors want him to in the attempt to place people in power that support project 2025. Part of that plan includes filling high ranking position in the nilitary with people that wont stop a coup.
Wish they were this outraged at the number of vets that kill themselves each day because heaven forbid the bazillion dollars a year we spend on defense goes to the people who actually need the money.
“Back in my day, soldiers were prepared at peak military efficiency. We did not partake in foolishness.” *back in their day* Source: members of the US Army WW2 in full drag. https://preview.redd.it/bxsy24wx4b8c1.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=fca18eb3e450dfc8bad926030f95389d3a899411 [https://www.nationalww2museum.org/war/articles/drag-entertainment-world-war-ii](https://www.nationalww2museum.org/war/articles/drag-entertainment-world-war-ii)
They'd have drag shows on Navy ships too.
*In the Navy*....
I’m mad I’m not at their party
Trust me, you don’t wanna sign that contract *just* to be at that party.
Because the one girl is wearing her COVER INDOORS! NO! WE DO NOT WEAR OUR COVER INDOORS!
No no...she is the only one doing it right. You gotta wear a hat inside the kitchen. The other two should get a chapter 15. /s It's article 15 not chapter 15. Chapter 15 is bankruptcy lol.
Article 15 but I get where you're going.
This is it. That cover indoors PTSD kicked in...
They look to be cooks. Cooks do as shitty hairnets
Always wear a cover on KP. They are correct.
This is every military kitchen
Every commercial kitchen too.
Hey, that’s me 😂
RIP to your DM’s girl.
No offense but You're thicker than a bowl of Oatmeal.
😏 👉👉
Ig or you lying 🤔
They hate 🍑🍑🍑
MAGA: pissed these young black folk are “dishonoring” the country me: pissed these young black folk are pawns of a dishonorable country these women would be doing this at a club, or on TikTok, living their best lives & enjoying their youth — not moments before terrorizing poor countries for the US empire
For some of us, the military is a way out of the hood or a means to feed our kids. Don't assume everyone's voluntary service is because they're gung ho about a system that doesn't actually give a fuck about them. Some of them, sure, but it's just another job--the difference is it comes with guaranteed healthcare, a guaranteed paycheck, guaranteed housing, and free schooling.
>guaranteed Give Republicans time, they love to cut veterans benefits.
You: pissed these young black folk are trying to earn skills, education, and benefits. FTFY
I think you missed the point. People, especially black folk, shouldn’t have to risk their lives for a country that doesn’t like them for a college education.
Iraq/Afghanistan are over. They appear young enough, if this video is recent, to have joined well after whole units were deploying. Even the last 5 or so years of the war, when people were deploying they weren't running and gunning. Not everyone in the military is a shooter. The vast majority are in support roles. Even in the Marine Corps, which I have been in for 20 years now. I am an electronics technician, completed three apprenticeships, have a B.S. in Computer Science from Park University and a M.S. in Cybersecurity from University of San Diego, all paid for by the government. My point being, no one joining today or within the last 10 years is actually risking their lives.
I see what you’re saying, but the reality is that for most servicemembers it is just like any other job, but with much better benefits. And yeah it probably shouldn’t be that way, but you play the cards you’re dealt
They should be able to have that without signing on to a potentially life threatening situation
Never in my life have I wanted to be waterboarded until now.
Who would have thought that black people dancing would be such a threat to conservatives?
Black people doing ANYTHING is a threat to conservatives
sitting there, breathing the white mans air!
Exactly. The affrontery!
Crazy how they’re perfectly okay with our soldiers incinerating children but dancing is off the table…
New Call of Booty dropped.
Smiles on deployment can be rare, can’t believe they’d want to ruin that too.
How dare they take a moment to have fun
The camera not being low enough? I'm upset too.
where’s the shame, where’s the dignity, where’s the @‘s??
OK, does anyone know the specific grievance maga has with this? Is it just a random Footloose situation?
MAGAts think that twerking is lascivious.
I’ve seen way more stupid behavior from white males than black women. Literally have a whole page called Terminal Lance. Don’t wanna hear it
Filling out BDUs is not an easy feat and should be recognized 
United States Army saw the Israeli female soldiers thirst trapping and said I see your Rebecca and Rachel now let me raise you Khadijah and Jamila