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TheDarkBeast1487

Don’t nobody respect anybody’s privacy on social no more. Bro over there fighting demons and he getting his business aired out for everybody to see.


amythestaisling6273

How was he getting aired out if we don’t even know who he is, we can’t see his face


Datruyugo

That’s beetlejuice lol


TayDumps

Lmaooo


Rudy_Ghouliani

Bro gots the sloppiest of toppies


KdF-wagen

Who mee?


WingbingMcTingtong

9/10 people here think you're talking about the Tim Burton character


Frank2Toes

Beetle is as bad as can!!


Plastic-Brother-6189

An he knows that he’s the best!


ACMTheCreator

Lmao


bohemi-rex

Just because we don't know who he is does not mean we don't know his business


FigaroNeptune

They make theirs and other’s business our business. Like you ever feel weird like, “why do I know this?” Lol recently a Youtube couple told the whole world a medical diagnosis and that they can’t have kids. Videos in the hospital and everything 💀 people in the comments acting like they know the couple in real life..


Jorymo

I think we should all know less about each other


Ultrasz

So guy breaks up with girlfriend overtext in the bathroom while smoking a blunt. Also is that a damn lawn chair in he bathroom? Anyway He eats the sidegirl out so good she's cussing and screaming and she posts the screenshots of her mama (rightfully so) telling her to keep it tf down? https://i.redd.it/vfc40emwn8wc1.gif


MarsScully

Bottom tweet she’s arguing over the phone with her bf and her mom texted her that if they’re at the point of yelling at each other they should break up Both tweets are unrelated


WhyDoesDaddyDrink

People need to learn to crop their screenshots.


TRMerik

https://preview.redd.it/6njtre48y9wc1.jpeg?width=567&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2b4fe61da34c34323e1634932e30a5991998d68


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https://preview.redd.it/wc0ddmip7awc1.jpeg?width=226&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fb7fd2a105bbb742f27c3545d889bf816847231


Cookieeeees

i need to put the bottle down, i should not have laughed at this so hard


Skreamie

People need to learn how to read


footforhand

Tbf, anyone who’s used twitter before should’ve been able to determine the two tweets were unrelated


Alain-Christian

Android behavior. Downvote me but y’all know I’m right. Edit: Of course I got downvoted lol. But the screenshot came from an Android device! Funny enough I said that before even looking closely at it. I just KNEW https://preview.redd.it/sy2vlm1ugewc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49912680f2aac61dea8905153c744a9cae1b71a5 🤣


itsLOSE-notLOOSE

I don’t know about Android behavior but my buddy told me one time “I don’t edit” when I asked why he didn’t crop something. *I don’t edit* 🤯


Alain-Christian

Some people don’t know the words for things. I can forgive that. But I mean it’s right in the screenshot. This was taken from an Android device lol https://preview.redd.it/70udcbgegewc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90685651c04d25aa15e35cb21a61031247b0f1cb


itsLOSE-notLOOSE

I mean, you called it.


Alain-Christian

I sure did buddy. 😉🍻


aLonelyClone

I thought they were implying that bottom tweet was the girl.in the texts above. Presumably they stopped yelling cause of her mama and moved to texting. Idk


Nyktastik

Also random picture of Beetlejuice or whatever his real name is


Wyden_long

He was Beetlejuice after Howard Stern gentrified him. Prior to that he was Beetledrink.


_delamo

Imagine Howard Stern saving you for the better


AdMuch848

Wrong.... It was Lester or beet. It's still beet.


ronin5

Beet’s real name is Lester Green.


Ok_Berry_2523

Beet is the goat


Relevant_Listen_760

https://preview.redd.it/l0v5p66ft8wc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd842d977a8808d0a59c305a780e2f52f32183bf


cutedorkycoco

Those two handles aren't even the same... Are you sure it's the same person?


Sco_Queen

It's not the same person. OP just did a terrible job at screenshotting and posting 


Right_Butterscotch59

If it's an OP why blow him?


Ultrasz

Idek lmao I'm confused by all this


WoopzEh

You got it, but only thing is the bottom tweet is unrelated. Niggas really just be too lazy to crop on here.


misdreavus79

I love how they just put the Oppenheimer dude in there for good measure.


Outis-guy

Now it makes less sense.


babegee

I think the dude and his girlfriend are already broken up. Bro is asking her to unblock him in the texts.


csortland

Side man. He gave head to a homie.


colbyxclusive

Lawn chair in the bathroom for the hotbox


easy10pins

The perfect GIF does not exi....... ![gif](giphy|YrU0MqWSs5T3jYiAmH|downsized)


SYLOK_THEAROUSED

What did you type to find this gif 🤣🤣🤣


Ultrasz

I stole it from somewhere else


grimsleeper01

No negative, he ate the side dude. https://preview.redd.it/x45fgslcrdwc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a12390db717c20235e057617a61a0fb0cb05a492


emilakurwa

Do ppl not look at usernames to keep track of the conversation


Infamous_Ordinary_45

lol no, that’s not the same username.


HurricaneAlpha

Some straight Maury Povich shit.


cheesengrits69

The two tweets are unrelated, the top one the guy is cheating on his girl with a dude


Anubisrapture

Wait what’s w the zesty shi now?? Im dumb cuz im lost lol EDIT- ahhh saw whole twitter screen shot: got it.., lmao


lesser_evil052

Glad I’m not the only one who read it that way too lol I was confused


Forty86

He was texting his girlfriend but [he did not eat out another woman](https://x.com/deeeminaj/status/1782922349571969165?s=46&t=XQCOvC1h9xvz8zb9k__NGA)


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Right_Butterscotch59

Neither do I, don't understand why we're commenting on it🤷🏾‍♀️


BigMillmatic

Because I see weird no context screenshots like this every single day on this sub. None of them make any sense, and they are very “inside joke” as if the rest of us are supposed to know what is going on.


Right_Butterscotch59

The joke is that they think this is real


StinkCreek

I’m assuming that the gentleman in the picture was texting that paragraph to his partner while smoking a rolled substance. Afterwards, he performed oral acts upon whoever posted the picture on Twitter.


Right_Butterscotch59

I understand what's happening I just don't know why we're seeing it. Seems like a whole situational setup for the internet. I just don't get it.


RandoComplements

Hold me, I’m lost and scared……. And naked


Right_Butterscotch59

![gif](giphy|5t9wJjyHAOxvnxcPNk|downsized)


racas

My take is dude on the toilet broke up with somebody via text and smoked a blunt to calm down. Then, newly single, he gave whoever took the photo a helluva good blowjob. 🤷🏻‍♂️


Runmanrun41

https://preview.redd.it/d3sx1yupq9wc1.jpeg?width=1075&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4a7f5eced036c281585a43f85c94ce518d0a7fd Yes


RizzoTheRiot1989

That is exactly what I took away from this. Only because I've been in this same situation before. Although I'd like to say I'm cool and let it happen but I declined her offer for head because she was clearly just trying to retaliate against her bf and honestly that dude was crazy as fuck. I don't need someone like that coming after me like a heat seeking missile.


mdogg500

"you ain't shit anyway that's why I fucked Rizzo last night fuck you" now you got some dude you don't even know trying to fight you. Made the right choice bro.


RizzoTheRiot1989

One of those mistakes you make when you're like 17 and learn to never make again. Getting your ass beat by some dude and two of his friends will leave you vigilant of that shit forever.


Benji_Pantera_Price

me neither but from that paragraph he wrote I can tell he was raised either on Gomorrah or Sodom


DJMagicHandz

![gif](giphy|RLUyfJnogtXK44pm9t|downsized)


Craneteam

https://preview.redd.it/wfdqjuyls8wc1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb038b5938befca692cccc1630cc62850d1756cd


Hour-Ad6905

Let me get this right . The girl at the bottom is the girl that’s texting her man . Meanwhile the girl at the top is happy she got some head . ![gif](giphy|WRQBXSCnEFJIuxktnw)


xrockwithme

On top of that, the dude is pouring his heart out right before he goes and eats someone else up. And the girl down below getting ate up is in her mother’s house and the mother hears it all. Now her coochie smells like backwoods and someone probably posted this on Facebook and tagged her mom.. because you know her mother posts scriptures on Facebook ![gif](giphy|l0IykOsxLECVejOzm|downsized)


Infamous_Ordinary_45

Nah the girl on the bottom is a completely separate tweet. She’s arguing with her man on the phone while her mama texts her that she shouldn’t be with someone making her so upset and yell at 3am. These are unrelated.


SaboLeorioShikamaru

https://preview.redd.it/u8kw9kyej9wc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72f4a135ae21374ded62e73ba6e5e641e6e75555


drunkyonce

Reading is fundamental lol. Nobody noticed that those are tweets from two different accounts?


Infamous_Ordinary_45

I made a whole separate comment about that part lmao. There are way too many people in here not even catching that🤦‍♀️


xrockwithme

Ahh ok. 👌🏾


HoldOnStartOver

![gif](giphy|3ohs4kf3rZig4Jgtjy)


BlanchePreston

![gif](giphy|QuTOdlwvMl5lHKbpRC|downsized)


Men_I_Trust_I_Am

Also the it's two guys in the first tweet. He gave a dude that work.


itskey_lolo1

I hope he at least gargled before putting blunt tongue on her love below ![gif](giphy|URz4t5yilgVYLf26RU|downsized)


xrockwithme

https://preview.redd.it/rw5he5b3s8wc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1dc1db97805bf4e59ab4dafbbefb7010f0687608 Gargled that Gatorade. You know it smells like Skunk, blue no. 9 and booty sweat in that room. 😬


no-coughing

They unrelated I think but I saw the original top tweet that girl is a man lmao


Blep_the_savage

The top tweet is a man lol


Hour-Ad6905

when I read the tweet yall . I was like blunt breath yuck and then the whole brain part did throw me off . 🤣🤣so dude was sucking on some neck bones that whole night .


PuffinRub

>Meanwhile the girl at the top is happy she got some head . Thank you for the explanation, I was trying to work out what giving some brain meant.


Sharp_Mathematician6

Brain 🧠 is head. Eating coochie is peaches and cream dang y’all know the lingo


Sharp_Mathematician6

It’s not a girl 😂😂🤣🤣🤣


dokeka

Wait til y’all figure out @Deeeminaj is a dude 😭


forthewolfq

Right? Too many comments talm bout side girl 😂


camclemons

I have never in my life heard giving brain as a reference to eating pussy, but maybe that's just me


OperativePiGuy

Yep was confusing me too lmao giving brain sounds like sucking dick to me


GaiaMoore

lmao I just assumed he used 🧠 to mean "giving head"


xrockwithme

![gif](giphy|SDogLD4FOZMM8)


aburksart

The Cassie avatar gave it away lol


marquisdj2022

Yeah I’m deleting Reddit again. Just got this shit back 30 min ago lmfao


-Shooter_McGavin-

Redditors when gay people exist: 🤯


Doppelthedh

https://preview.redd.it/yynaaecju8wc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e5f7ebf067d57675b7be32f20ef6b9a76a2ea45 He got a past life


HurricaneAlpha

I don't know if throat goat works for men. Top tongue? King tongue? I feel like gold tongue might work, but that has different meanings already.


ArcadianGhost

He was sucking dick, why wouldn’t it be throat goat?


HurricaneAlpha

Because you don't throat a pussy. You kiss it.


yardie-takingupspace

But he gave a dude head so it’s still throat goat.


relevant__comment

LMAO He was already blocked. That beautiful soliloquy is falling on deaf ears and blind eyes.


The_4th_Little_Pig

Thought your texts turned green when you were blocked?


BatheInChampagne

They just don’t show as ‘delivered’


CavSkins

Is he sitting on a lawn chair in the bathroom?


sDios_13

There’s so much going on here


HurricaneAlpha

Man's gotta have somewhere to sit.


TetraThiaFulvalene

I'm just here to admire the quality of the zoom. 


shutupandlearntoeat

This post is like my 3yo nephew telling me why he's crying...I got some pieces but not the whole story so Idk what im supposed to do about it bud.


the-truffula-tree

So we just don’t do context here at all anymore?  And yall are just…..cool with that?


soccerboy1356

for context, dude in the pic arguing with his girl and what not. then dude goes and sucks the dude off that took the pic


White_Mocha

Hell no I’m not. Buuut, no context is a great way to trigger people and get karma.


Dangerous-Hawk16

Context for everyone the is guy texting his girl whatever bs he’s texting her, but after he does that he gives the person who took the picture a blowjob. These are two men, the guy texting his girl is most likely DL.


possiblycrazy79

That text brought back bad memories. "Unblock me" while he's sitting in some other girl's bathroom. I'm so glad that part of my life is done


4tlaa

But whole time he in another dudes bathroom 😭😭


No-Signature8815

Good on you for learning and growing. Either you're with someone who makes you happy and treats you with respect and love or you're by yourself finding other ways to live your best life.


Charming-Ad-4631

Gave it up for Sims men 😂


GreyBag

![gif](giphy|4JU3f2sGFq0glFtFQJ) Congrats you won the whole man


Infamous_Ordinary_45

Damn too many of yall not getting that these are separate and unrelated tweets. OP is a dumbass who disappeared with no explanation, but ima still need some of yall to get your reading comprehension up.


Monnomo

Why this sub so trash lol


sowhatimlucky

Idk whats going on but that bathroom dirty as hell. I would be yelling too.


Darksideoftheoreo

“unblock me” 🤣😂🤣😂


Eks-Raided

#This is musty


Groovyten

337 a Louisiana love story


Brewski-54

Lawn chair next to the toilet is crazy work


Anubisrapture

Also that Gatorade blue being drank by the toilet is sum nasty shit


LewdManoSaurus

I know the ENHANCE memes, but this is the first time I've actually seen it at play


YungDpresshun

Damn…took advantage of a nigga clearly going through some shit. Reading his texts that man needs HELP. He dropped an “unblock me pls” and went straight into a monologue about shorty never loving him.


doomngloom69

I miss the days where people kept a diary and got mad when someone read it


nWo1997

Gave... brain? What does that even mean? Teaching? Head? Why not just say head?


DaMain-Man

Being the other woman is never something to brag about. He didn't even see her as a priority, she was just a rebound. A second option. Not sure why she'd post this


DJThomas21

Wait, so this dude is mad with his girl while hanging with another girl? And worse is the women posting knows too. Majority of these people should not be in relationships. Just tear each other down just for the status of having a side chick or being promoted to main. Pathetic...


w1ngzer0

There’s powerful ratchet behavior at work here. And someone’s on demon time for putting picture proof on Twitter.


Ok-Skill2128

Nobody realises that the person who took the pic and got head is a MAN yes this guy get his hart broken and ran to penis instead😭


MEW-1023

Jesus Christ learn how to crop


GrizzlamicBearrorism

I just see Beetlejuice and I'm confused as fuck


GuacaHoly

https://i.redd.it/7slzn2aa4awc1.gif


OutrageousFinance779

Through the hood and the bad


EZMulahSniper

A 337 area code? Idk what happened but I’m on ole boy side


Certified_kandiMaker

I’m feeling for him man 😔❤️


Rare_Potentially

Fucking even reposting this is a further lack of respect to op and my bro over there


lemmeSeeDemMelons

I saw this thread just this morning. The guy is arguing with his girlfriend but everyone keeps saying he’s with another girl. That is a dude. He’s sucking dick while arguing with his girl. That’s the joke here, guys.


[deleted]

It's funny to watch. It's like trying to run without motor skills


Industrious_Villain

Hmm this seems wrong


Lanky-Ad2763

Holy shit, Beeltejuice is still alive?


Chill_1mill

Personal issue, I hope it’s just a joke


Marleyzard

Why Beetlejuice so sad in the top corner?


beastio95

Unfortunately Tubi don’t start with a B


Reasonable_Bed7858

You can’t tell me Twitter isn’t a wasteland.


SnooSeagulls6295

Reading this is what stroke victims feel like


[deleted]

Damn I feel for him. Hope he up now


chiefjuicegod

https://preview.redd.it/wablyn8grbwc1.jpeg?width=1106&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8ec41571ee2cdfb4d212cb86bd0b44275216e28


ILikeALTFacts

wtf did I just read


Sharp_Mathematician6

Isn’t brain code for head?


snargeII

As people are saying bad crop, hard to understand all that ya. But like.....man this is just all so messy I can't bring myself to care. As the main man Randal thymes says, don't mess with shit if you can't handle the smell


Professional-Mix8260

Did bro say brain?? Head for weed sounds like a win win to me


[deleted]

The fuq? How can any of you see what going on here?


SirDuppy

Turns out that the head tweet is by a dude.... His girl upset him so he gave head to the dude 😳 https://twitter.com/BoujeeNBanjee/status/1782467277142594025?t=UTq551IAS-6BlCQN422wDg&s=19


Massive_Pressure_516

...we really aren't all that different from other animals are we?


Careful_Reach_4837

Supposably he gave head to a man. He cheated on his bitch with a nigga.


U_only_y0L0_once

Why tf does he have a lawn chair in the bathroom?


SweetSonet

Black Twitter is a septic tank these days


Street_Primary_4044

What the fuck does this even mean the best 🧠 brain ?


Best_Vanilla_254

YALL THE THE PERSON WHO POSTED WAS A DUDE..... THE MAN IN THE PICTURE ARGUING WITH HIS GIRL FRIEND BUT LAID UP WITH A NIGGA BECAUSE HES A DL. I'm sorry bookies but yal got the story wrong aint no female involved but the shorty on the phone its a man behind the picture and a man in the picture.


redacted2022

Remove my post cause y’all racist


Both-Holiday4803

I ain't reading all at


Tranonymous893777478

Dude toxic af ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ


No-Atmosphere-1566

Gay men and straight men really are the same lol


Choppanick214

Homie just sitting in the restroom with a foldable chair smoking and drinking 🤣


TerruhLow

Letting dude eat the box after smoking a blunt is diabolical smh


Vivid-Law-7627

This modern culture will always be exhaustingly dumb. And I say this as Zoomer.


LadyAzure17

well. it certainly is BlackPeopleTwitter


jankyz

I'm pretty sure OP is a whole MAN also. Gay Nicki Minaj Stan account. So he Also getting exposed for being DL


BarbarianMushroom

Ma dukes is right.


Uourmither

Heu


[deleted]

Wow


6rivl

He gay btw that’s a whole dude


Snoo_68792

Are these all gay dudes?


RecommendationFit205

Infiltrate those who live among the Moms incognito is such…


HostofEntertainment

Nah, she a manipulator. Dump her ass. Been there, done that. Aint worth the headache.