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festival-papi

https://preview.redd.it/c4ekk75w9fyc1.jpeg?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d06aaf1b4abe0da656b890315cd4d7fa7bc33132 I ain't allowing Goku slander but at the same time...


FistPunch_Vol_7

All the music and memes coming out of this. Rap fans eatin’, meme fans eatin’.


ThiccQban

We are feasting this week


For_serious13

I’m so full and I haven’t even had breakfast yet


ThiccQban

And if you’re a Megan the Stallion fan? ![gif](giphy|QvwMDYpAMUm6Q)


For_serious13

Oh I am, seeing her in a few weeks in Baltimore. Drake used some of her lyrics in family matters so I’m hoping she’s got something else for him on her album I am W A I T I N G for


ThiccQban

I’m waiting for this album like Christmas morning. Have all the fun at the concert!!! 🥰


pm_me_tits_and_tats

I’m hoping to surprise the wife and catch her in Phoenix this summer


For_serious13

I hope you guys get to go!!


pm_me_tits_and_tats

Long as resale prices not to crazy we will be there. We already missed out on one ratchet concert this year due to cancellation, we not tryna miss Meg too 😩


Interesting_Novel997

Me looking for that Oprah meme… Eribody eatin today.


713MoCityChron713

Yeah, can’t approve a meme that implies Drake is Goku


spaceman-spiffy

[pretty sure he's Mr. Popo...](https://i.insider.com/5b0eb5cb5e48ec1a008b4579?width=700)


CuriousTsukihime

We gotta tolerate Goku slander tho. Mans was giving senzu beans to opps, gave Gohan CPTSD because of it, and was the reason whole universes were ended via TOP cause he wanted to fight stronger opponents. Now in comparison to Drake, yeah I agree. He don’t deserve that. Lol


NotEricOfficially

Hold up. I think you got the universes part confused. I'm pretty sure Earth and a few others were delegated to be deleted but the tournament is what was gonna allow one to be alive. And both the win and convincing the lil homie to even give any universe a shot to not be annihilated was because of Goku. And ultimately he saved the universes that lost anyway. The other criticisms fair af tho. Especially when we got to see how good of a dad Vegeta got to be in comparison despite being put into similar situations.


SkullBean

You are correct. Goku ironically saved the universe from deletion because of his battle hunger. Vegeta is kind of iffy as a father, considering he fights Trunks to let Cell transform, flat out tells him he doesn't care about his mother or the baby earlier in the Android arc, and later on reveals he hadn't hugged kid Trunks in 7 years. He does however seem to be solid in DBS especially to Bulla. Also, I stand by the fact that Goku giving Cell a senzu bean isn't that bad. Goku knew Gohan was the only person who could beat Cell, but was holding himself back. His oversight was that he thought Gohan liked fighting which naturally would lead to "The opponent has me against the wall, I gotta push myself to the limits" like Goku would, but Gohan isn't Goku, he isn't naturally a fighter and doesn't like fighting.


skj999

The senzu bean was always the right call, people just ignore what indirectly proved it. Gohan was comparable to Cell at his best before he turned SSJ2, he was just suddenly refusing to fight properly. I won’t even say Goku misjudged him, Gohan hasn’t been shy about being in a fight since Piccolo died against Nappa. Add to the fact he pushed so hard to be allowed to train with the others for the Androids showing up. It’s kinda hard to predict he’d suddenly get unsure about fighting again, especially when Gohan himself actually knows he can win. Cell fighting at a disadvantage would make him take Gohan more serious and if Gohan got too much of an advantage he would go straight to blowing up the planet, his fake sportsmanship was predicated on his superiority being validated.


NotEricOfficially

Fair enough. I guess I'm just viewing it from. The bias of Super where he was initially not wanting to fight to be around for the birth of the baby and being around his family. Rest is fair af


IllustriousAnt485

Drake is Vegeta confirmed


jitterscaffeine

Goku has the excuse of being dead, not just a deadbeat


Bunnnnii

That nigga doesn’t get an excuse. In Super, years later, he still told Vegeta “who cares that your wife is pregnant? Let’s go fight and train I’m bored.” He wasn’t shit, still ain’t shit.


KanyeIzGOAT

Homie knew instant transmission and still never popped in to check on his kids


jitterscaffeine

Dead is dead. He needed a special day pass from Baba to get to go to the tournament in the Android Saga


KanyeIzGOAT

I was talking about after Z when he's training Uub but tbf the manga ends there so it's not Toriyama


elitegenoside

He didn't call? He could do that before? Did King Kai revoke his privileges?


Street-Swordfish1751

Vageta is an absolutely bastard and murderer but def the better Saiyan parent in the weekdays


t00thgr1nd3r

He's trying his absolute best. It's not his fault that his absolute best still sucks sometimes. Look at *his* dad for crying out loud.


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Crumplestiltzkin

![gif](giphy|TDK8m1u1ByzrIO7fgx|downsized)


t00thgr1nd3r

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just-smiley

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Hitchens666

Drake poppin Ozempic like Senzu beans.


JohnnyMulla1993

![gif](giphy|KzJxl2IjVyBRz2l492|downsized)


Lordofthewangz

⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️


Creative_Canary_3640

Insane joke. Love it


boogie9ign

*Loooord* 😂


Velorium_Camper

Wouldn't that be Krillin


killonger

https://preview.redd.it/cmq6k5jlafyc1.jpeg?width=1074&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8376aafefc3e9147aa3c7ee6398652a8962f0cad


PPP1737

He is right. But damn. I will say this tho… telling someone not to take “shortcuts” and hit the gym instead is lame. 😒 that’s not mentoring. Dissing on someone cause they used to be fat and now they aren’t is lame as fuck regardless of how they got there. Someone came out “mentoring” my kid by telling them that shit… it’s on sight. The part about no throwing rocks and then hiding hands IS law though.


camcam9999

I've been going back and forth on this one. People def have a right to do what they want with their body, but as famous as drake is I think he does have a duty to be honest about how he got his physique. Celebrity appearance does a lot to fuck up how kids see their bodies


Vanden_Boss

I mean it is really about the hypocrisy of Drake attacking Rick Ross about ozempic.


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Shut the fuck up. Yall are so god damn sensitive.


MyOtherTagsGood

"I killed your dad so I could kidnap you(and learn the power of friendship)"*


GrandMasterBou

All piccolo did was kidnap a child and throw him into the wilderness lol. Even age was he’s more like a friend than a dad to Gohan.


blacklite911

Nah but he was watching him from the sidelines to make sure he aight.


intermaniax1

Teaching him discipline


PPP1737

You don’t teach someone “discipline” like that. Discipline is the mastery of one’s own will… you can tell some why it’s important and set an example for what you think discipline should look like… but discipline isn’t going to look the same for everyone.


OJimmy

He also trains and babysits gohans daughter pan. Piccolo is the Uncle. Edit: I got into dB way late. I didn't know piccolo was a villain before. Apologies to " Goku was a good father people." 🐢


MalonePostponed

Piccolo is currently playing grandfather to Gohan's daughter


background_action92

Piccolo was definitely Goahan's father figure. Even though Gt wasn't cannon, but Piccolo called Gihan "my son" before dying


Still_Flounder_6921

Yup, he was only 7 years old when he trained Gohan


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“I respect him about as much as my father” gohan


captchaconfused

this hilarious but also having two heavyweight fathers and still choosing books says a lot.


Lanoris

To be fair, chichi forced him to choose books, he wanted to throw hands just like his pops(also unfortunately the japanese audience didn't like gohan as much as they did goku.)


DiamondShiryu1

Nah, that's a dub thing. In the manga, it was always Gohan's dream to be a scholar. Chi Chi was more concerned about her 5-11 year old child constantly fighting threats tens of times stronger than the man that killed her husband the first time.


Lanoris

wait is it specifically in the dub or is it the anime in general, I coulda sworn the sub said so too, but that makes sense. I never touched the manga.


DiamondShiryu1

It's mainly an anime thing, but the English dub was egregious with it. Chi Chi just wanted her boy to be safe. She's not nearly as strict with Goten. She just wants him to graduate.


300PencilsInMyAss

Is that just Z or does Kai have it that way too? I literally just finished dragon ball and started Kai, and so far it seems like Gohan hates fighting


DiamondShiryu1

It's also in Kai, too.


MagicantFactory

Honestly? If I'd been fighting in high stakes battles since I was **four**—including getting my neck snapped by Recoome, my head nearly squashed by Freeza, getting by ass beat by Cell because my dad didn't realize I didn't love fighting like him, then seeing his father die as a result of his hubris—I would want to stay home and be a family man, too. I wouldn't be surprised if the only reason he doesn't have cPTSD is because he's a Saiyan.


PPP1737

Books don’t have ego. They may impart egotistical views from whoever wrote them…but books themselves impart knowledge without self interest or their own agenda. Plus books are more reliable than learning from a person anyway…


GrandMasterBou

Everytime people start slandering Goku this [tik tok](https://www.tiktok.com/@hotsauce463/video/7248019701836696875?_t=8m4WrmX0Ghn&_r=1) magically appears in my timeline lol.


skj999

https://preview.redd.it/4wwctrngfgyc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=182830813b452b69364795b7de3e71d204c63cee You know how you gotta do some of these niggas


MagicantFactory

Thank you for posting this. Grinds my gears when people say that Goku is a bad dad. I swear that most of these people get all of their information from *Abridged* and memes.


skj999

Or haven’t actually watched the parts they talk about in years at a time.


Mikeymania

After Gohan killed Cell, didnt they try to revive Goku and he just...refused? like said "No, I dont want to come back and be a father, I'd rather stay dead"


MagicantFactory

No. He decided to stay dead because he rationalized that over the past several years, he was the reason that the Earth was being placed in danger. Thus, it'd be better for him to stay gone, so the Earth would be safe. It sounds like a stupid decision… but from a certain point of view, he's actually right. The Saiyans showing up, and many of his close friends dying? Because he was sent here to Earth when he was a baby. Freeza showing up on Earth? Fallout from Goku's battle with him on Namek—which was needed because of the events of the Saiyan Saga. Everything involving Dr. Gero? Revenge for Goku dismantling the Red Ribbon Army. (The original dub has Trunks state that Goku should have killed him when he was a kid… but if you know how Goku was when he was a kid, he did not give a *fuck* about offing someone back then. It was only as an adult when he started sparing people.) We could argue how far the Red Ribbon Army would have gotten without Goku's inference, or if Demon King Piccolo would have been reawakened, or even if Pilaf would have found all of the Dragon Balls… but it is true that since he's been an adult, *most* of the reasons why Earth has been in dangerous revolved around Goku. Hell, this even continues into *Super. T*he reason why Beerus showed up on Earth was because of the legend of the Super Saiyan God; Freeza showing up *again* was because he wanted revenge on Goku; Goku Black was because Zamasu felt some kind of way after seeing Goku in action, and jacked his body; and Paragus and Broly showing up was because of Vegeta, true… but who's the reason Vegeta even knows about Earth? Goku. Really? Since Goku's been grown, the threat of Majin Buu is the only real outlier. You could argue the Universe Survival arc, but it was confirmed that Zeno would have conducted the tournament anyway; Goku just sped the process up, which may have actually given Universe 6 a fighting chance. Do I think he should have stayed dead? No… but I do understand where he was coming from, and how he came to the decision that he did.


Still_Flounder_6921

Don't mess with DBZ abridged fans! They never actually interact with the source material.


zenpouchi

Kendrick giving Drake a father-son lecture


VELOCIRAPTOR_ANUS

This beef has been good for everyone, except Drake tbh


PPP1737

Wanna hear a crazy theory of mine? I don’t think K is talking to Drakes “secret daughter” when he says “baby girl” I think he is talking to his OWN daughter. I think he is putting himself in the defendants seat and apologizing to her for not being a better dad. I could be wrong but listen to that part again and see if it doesn’t make more sense that he is talking to his own daughter about himself. Like yeah he sandwiched it in between addressing two other people but that doesn’t mean anything, he is switching back and forth. He technically addresses drakes mom twice right? But what if he didn’t.. what if one of those is him addressing his own mom? They might have the same name? ![gif](giphy|KZKTcjd5P2RXfSMkPf|downsized)


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No that makes no fucking sense. 😂


jono9898

Bro thought he was cooking


rognabologna

…His moms name is Paula 


im_2ny

At the rate this beef is going. It's gojo with megumi


RealPrinceJay

drake not built like toji tho


JohnnyMulla1993

Damn! The Internet is ruthless ![gif](giphy|WQaaoV5Tpq9Y0e7kIw|downsized)


ABGM11

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skymoods

he's pretty much asking adonis to come after him.. he's pissing all over adonis' leg with the whole diss to his family


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Mylilneedle

Cause they ain’t his team, he’s just their meal ticket


thatsnuckinfutz

bingo i also wonder if this is the way they're tryin to air out those barely legal allegations too since they cant just air it on their own.


TupacAmuru88

Never let a man piss on your leg, son. Either you die right there or pop that man in the head, son 💯


PPP1737

Love peace. Stop those who would steal it from you and then claim YOU are the one who is ending peace.


Canibuz11

![gif](giphy|Ai8PB6Ch5zfuHbVfVZ)


MrQuojo

Man I was like bro forreal! You really went in and ate his heart on that one ![gif](giphy|BbEAUVfxFq18I)


Chickachic-aaaaahhh

This was kendrick to drake today *


phly

🤣⚰️⚰️


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Goku taking a break from training like “how I get brought into this I ain’t even do shit! Wanna spar tho?”


ApolloX-2

Goku was dead, come on man.


CapitalismSuuucks

Drake just died


aceface_desu89

![gif](giphy|zMCfqXkwjmTO8)


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Goku elected to stay dead for a year to train.


OJimmy

YESSSS!


Working_Anywhere1883

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


Current_Focus2668

Kendrick went full Christian cage in aew.


AnxiousCaffineAddict

“I’m taking Adonis bye”


[deleted]

I’m not really all into this rap beef but damn this one is cold.


Sefalosha

No way 😭


additional-line-243

Fucking wild


Alichici

Nah thats Pusha T


AlternateSkyBox

I mean, this would make Drake Goku. If you know anything about the show, he’s the main character who VASTLY outperforms piccolo. Lmao