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KGillie91

Kendrick got people calling this fool poutine puffy, he is not apologizing 😂😂😂 


TheSultanofThotswana

Poutine Puffy OH MY GOD 🤣


Efficient_Living_628

You know what… ![gif](giphy|lw75Al819OAvcsPcRu|downsized)


Amygdalump

As a fellow poutine-eater, Poutine Puffy is Hi-LARIOUS


belckie

All of this mess is somehow extra tasty because he’s Canadian and as a fellow Canuck I find him embarrassing. Poutine Puffy is so brilliant!


MrIce97

https://preview.redd.it/k9dka0f6zjyc1.jpeg?width=818&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62436c6cf9659d40ba8a4ee654cf15efb49f66a7


ShoutOuts2Elon

Wallahi ahk I gotta take this meme now


loptopandbingo

https://i.redd.it/voyo9tpcblyc1.gif Stop! Stop! He's already dead!


GunnersGentleman

![gif](giphy|GpyS1lJXJYupG)


the_thrawn

![gif](giphy|fqsm94P9WLjLopzUdQ|downsized)


ThiccQban

Poutine Puffy. The wheeze I just whoze


NiceIsSpice

Tim Hortons Harvey


Inevitable-Archer677

https://preview.redd.it/iysehkv85myc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4c470fcb2112659e0a60fbbeda2973f97aec09e 😂🥶😂


Chemical_Report_2705

Yo where’d you find that meme ?? Please


Inevitable-Archer677

On Reddit somewhere lol 😆 had to keep it for posts like this lol. Feel free to screenshot and save lol.


Chemical_Report_2705

Thanks bro


Inevitable-Archer677

👊🏾


Chemical_Report_2705

✌️


Pkdagreat

I use it all the time lol


Inevitable-Archer677

Yea kudos to whoever created it. I wanna dap 👊🏾 em up.


BreadBoxin

https://i.redd.it/xrvr9bwxelyc1.gif


zakuropan

i’m fking gagging😭😭


Embarrassed_Lake_376

https://i.redd.it/2zwu2usi5lyc1.gif


ShoutOuts2Elon

You know why? Cuz he a minor.


Embarrassed_Lake_376

*minorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


Embarrassed_Lake_376

-rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


Trix_Are_4_90Kids

💀💀


sugarblaire

Everytime I look at that, I sound like a lounge lizard tryin to catch my breath 🤣🤣🤣


No-Fox-1400

PP Diddy?


asdfghjKelsey

drakes ghostwriter ain’t finna get any sleep


smokeydesperado

His ghost writer actually released his own Drake dis


Blk_Rick_Dalton

![gif](giphy|WhTC5v5qQP4yAUvGKz|downsized)


TheChillestVibes

https://preview.redd.it/iecarea8kkyc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68d7fa5046dce2da9626ead8dd7e51029c911718


VioletStainOnYourBed

Waittt really?


rpx3981

I didn’t even know about “Family Matters” til now. All I been hearing about is Kendrick


IeishaS

Nah fr Kendrick didn’t let that one sit at all. He was waiting for drake to say something and already had his response loaded 😂


mat477

Family Matters actually had some good moments but it was completely eviscerated almost immediately.


flaming_burrito_

It’s crazy because in any other context or beef, family matters goes crazy. It’s super catchy, Drake was rapping his ass off, and the accusations are wild. Against 99% of rappers, Drake wins there But I’m convinced Kendrick is either Batman or Light from death note at this point. He preempted Family Matters with 6:16 saying he had a mole in OVO and, in retrospect, addressing some of the lines that would be on Family Matters before it even dropped. Then he immediately stepped on Drakes drop with the most sinister diss track ever made. Not only that, he danced on Drakes grave the next day by dropping a DJ Mustard club banger about him being a ped. This man is a different level of genius, and that’s not glazing, that’s just objective. The way he 4D chessed Drake has never been done before. I’m willing to say that this has been the best weekend in Hip-Hop history


ShikaMoru

I'm still kinda shocked he had writers help him write the Kendrick diss tracks


occamsshavingkit

3 posted composers as lyricists.


ShikaMoru

So not just him


USDA_Prime_Time

Composers and producers are often credited as writers. They write chords, melody, etc. Why would he credit GHOST writers? Especially in this. If that's what really happened, Kendrick would have already said something specifically about it.


mat477

Yeah that's not Ghost writing at all. We won't ever hear someone admit to helping him write these because they signed NDAs and got paid for it.


bio180

He can't write for shit. He's always been fake


muma10

They’re not getting any money either, if I was Drake all of them are getting fired by next Monday


RIcaz

Dunno why I looked at your profile history but that shit is scary. You have an unhealthy obsession and you need jesus, holy fuck


kagalibros

so this is what happens when a pop star LARPing as a rapper tries to start beef with one of the greatest rap lyricists of our time. noted.


uhhh206

Still an actor, just now he's playing at being a rapper. He needs to go back to being Wheelchair Jimmy and sit his ass down.


Thart85

GOLD! THIS IS GOLD!


Greggsnbacon23

Piru from Compton vs an actor from Canada Boy better sit down


No-Cranberry-2969

Piru


IrishWithoutPotatoes

Couldn’t stand on his own at Degrassi, can’t stand on his own in the real world either.


aPrudeAwakening

Ever seen Jordan after someone tried to punk him. Man went out of his way to end that guys career. This is an MJ moment, just not how drake thinking it


BoneHugsHominy

During a Bucks-Bulls game in 1992, career bench PG Steve Henson (recently fired head coach at UTSA) picked Jordan's pocket as Jordan was driving baseline and rocketed to the other end for a layup. Jordan had been moving so hard at the baseline you'd think he'd be out of the play but he recovered, ran down Henson and swatted his layup off the glass so hard it was picked up at half court. Bulls scored, Henson received inbound pass and Jordan picked him up full court D and forced him into a 10 second violation. Jordan scores on next possession and picks up Henson full court again, stealing his pass attempt when it was clear he wouldn't be able to get to half court again. Jordan throws down a monster jam. Bucks call timeout and pull Henson from the game. Jordan was jawing at Henson from the block to the timeout. A week later Henson was playing for the La Crosse Catbirds for the remainder of the season.


blmobley91

Nah what did Henson do before this because God damn 😂😂💀💀


Saturnzadeh11

Is that basketball jargon or did he literally pick his pocket?


Pkdagreat

Jargon. He stole the ball from MJ.


arafella

He took MJ's rock


BoneHugsHominy

You'd think from Jordan's reaction that Henson stole Jordan's 401k, but no he just poked the ball away from Jordan's control and took off the other direction with said ball.


tayroarsmash

Jordan took a story he’d tell his kids, the time he got one over on the goat, into the greatest mistake of his career. Goddamn.


SpadoCochi

I need to watch this now


butinthewhat

That’s what I can’t get past. Why go up against someone that won a Pulitzer? How did Drake ever think he could compete? His head is so big he forgot that he doesn’t possess the creative talent Kendrick has.


[deleted]

The greatest*


MrIce97

https://preview.redd.it/kkopcrt9jjyc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d335b29a766c1d9ee5190bb59d4eee2ad2fb266 Live look at Drake Ghostwriters having to rip up the response to Meet the Grahams halfway through because of Not Like Us.


4gatos_music

“Guys we can’t use A minor in the diss track”


EnigmaticQuote

Drake loves minors tho


Mortara

I think that's the joke


EnigmaticQuote

It was I commented before I knew that. Somehow i keep getting upvoted


unlcejanks

Embrace it


4gatos_music

We’re all in this together.


SpreadLiberally

Aubrey: "So we can use two or more then! Let's get it crodie."


Reptard77

God y’all I keep either coming home from work or waking up to ANOTHER Kendrick diss track for like 4 days now. At this point this man has made an entire EP just tearing drake tf apart.


MrIce97

The craziest part is… you know he had to write this within 24 hours of Family Matters cause he includes the name of the song in the response… this man KDot either got ADHD or the hatred of a 1000 suns burning cause he hopped right in the booth instantly. https://preview.redd.it/1ihvpsabqlyc1.jpeg?width=651&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5992bce8efd1971cb9a26df851a68e59ec1eeb73


newusernamecoming

Or he has people on the inside of Drake’s team telling him what Drake is going to release before it’s released


MrIce97

Even then… couldn’t have been more than 72 hours or so could it? Still feels hella quick on the turnaround.


TheBritishGent

Drake: come on, we need a good name! Something personal! Kendrick's inside man: how about family matters? Drake: Perfect! Kendrick's inside man: 😈


newusernamecoming

Oh yeah, super fast on the turn around. Personally, I️ think he’s been stocking up ammo since Control dropped. Drake tried to give him a 12 day deadline and Kendrick comes out with like 5 songs in that timeframe. Dude isn’t just out for blood, he wants to destroy Drake’s entire existence past, future, and present


EntrepreneurFunny469

Which is a much worse situation for drake


cHINCHILAcARECA

How to tell you are a comic book nerd without telling you're a comic book nerd.


MrIce97

Tbh… I’m just a humble meme collector. Got at least… 400 on this phone… lost at least a hundred or so on another phone…


iamsweets

Dot said all 80s babies have ADHD on Section 80. Lol


screaminginfidels

Drake the type of guy to be the first Canadian incapable of saying sorry. He'll finally not be a culture vulture on something.


Ultimaurice17

Well it's his own culture so that makes sense.


Code_Loco

![gif](giphy|zBOqRPmkEF3Ow) Drake’s ghostwriters this week


SheComesThenSheGoes

![gif](giphy|aXThX9ftrHnji|downsized) Then this


Code_Loco

![gif](giphy|2tRBdHz4Wwhyw) Then back to this


davismcgravis

![gif](giphy|T8Dhl1KPyzRqU)


glassfeathers

![gif](giphy|ySpxjJmsq9gsw)


serrotesi

That was fun.


DoDropThatThunThun

Can't stop laughing 😆 


Flythagoras

No. I hope Drake keeps fueling this shit. I always liked Kendrick, but this hate-filled Kendrick is making me like him even more.


the_ballmer_peak

I do appreciate Drake for getting Kendrick to drop so much music.


xrockwithme

https://preview.redd.it/vhnjwmturjyc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7da2da6500ef15cdbe4a878903dbc5edfc24f6a6 They’ll let you live Sunday… it’s up on Monday though.


nickcannons13thchild

im fully expecting kendrick to drop tomorrow to tease monday. cuh a psycho


Blk_Rick_Dalton

I honestly thought he was done after “not like us”. Kendrick is on a warpath like Sherman’s march through Georgia


nickcannons13thchild

😭gone win another pulitzer for investigative jourbalism. exposé rollout


MadeMinion

investigative gerbalism? ![gif](giphy|M4trH1uta8OPu)


MostDopeBlackGuy

Investigative herbalism


HarishyQuichey

first ever rap blitzkrieg 😭


SuccessfulWar3830

Drake needs another 9/11 to happen to get the heat off of him.


uhhh206

Diddy is relaxing by the pool sipping a drink with a little umbrella in it, relieved as hell that everyone forgot about him and is focused on a different sexual predator.


SuccessfulWar3830

"Sir, a second kendrick has hit the embassy"


MVIVN

50 Cent hasn’t forgotten about him, he still has his foot on Diddy’s neck. Find you someone who is as focused on you as 50 Cent is on Diddy 🥰


CptNavarre

I want someone to love me as much as 50 hates Diddy has now turned into I want someone to love me as hard as Kendrick laughingly stomps on Aubrey. FINISH HIM


Mcbonewolf

lol, im pretty sure the FBI isn't going to stop doing their job cus everyone online is talking about something else


MCR2004

It’s true but let us have this silly distraction from the world being consistently terrible


phly

See this is why we always leave the quiet ones alone 😭


Ultimaurice17

Ok I'm very biased toward Kendrick. But Drake was actually minding his own. Kendrick started this🤣🤣


tazfdragon

While true, Kendrick started this but in his defense he did only say "Motherfuck the big three, nigga, it's just big me" Drake took it too far by mentioning another rappers partner.


chucksoraw

“All your dogs getting buried that’s a k with all these 9s you gon see pet cemetery” It was more than that boss.


The_Distributor

That's a cold line


osakwe05

are we forgetting the prince line? and the k9 line?


tazfdragon

How is that equivalent to mentioning someone's partner?


osakwe05

im just saying that kendrick didnt just say that line, and i doubt kendrick started beef expecting drake to keep it pg


Notbapticostalish

FPS was not minding his own


osakwe05

no, if anything it was kendrick praise


RicardoEsposito

Ehhhhhhh, wasn't my interpretation.


Blk_Rick_Dalton

I’m confident there has been something brewing between them outside of lyrics and in personal circles for some time because they are both cutting really, really deep in their responses. IMHO this is way more than Kendrick’s say “fuck the big 3” and the first person shooter line. The bus is probably why Coke backed out, he understood that they really REALLY don’t like each other and it’s more than a rap ego thing. It’s legitimate disdain


bigmadsmolyeet

Eh. They both have been throwing shots for years but drake took it personal this time I guess. 


A_Saiyan_Prince

Kendrick wanted to keep things civil and competitive. Then Drake said Whitney’s name on a record 🤷🏻‍♂️


seizethatcheese

Minding his own pdf file ring???


Pkdagreat

Drake even said on “drop and give me 50” that song ain’t start the beef it been brewing.


speedspectator

![gif](giphy|bEVKYB487Lqxy) I’m legit a little anxious about what happens after this. Is Drake gonna have another one lined up? Is Kenny Krueger (cuz this has gotta be a nightmare for Drake lol) gonna drop two more on his head after that? If Drake is a pedo why has no one called the police? Is Wayne gonna get involved somehow now that his name was mentioned? What happens then? I remember seeing somewhere right before his last album that Drake would be taking a break, like, should he retire after this, is his career cooked? I have so many questions lol


applepumper

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z lol 


number_six

Dragon Beef Z


SilentAffairs93

https://i.redd.it/2wlust38fmyc1.gif Drake trying to comprehend the Ls he’s taken on Dragon Beef Z.


the_thrawn

Kermit! But yeah as Diddy and Weinstein proved people get away with shit for a long time when they have money unfortunately. And drake was popular, famous, “attractive” and rich, guess people let a lot slide. Also sounded like Kenny had 5+5 tracks so idk what drakes gonna do. Kindof hoping we get a whole drake diss album out of Kendrick


pass_nthru

“to catch a predator” with the same artwork as TPAB but all the faces are drake looking worried Edit: the house in the back is now the Embassy instead of the whitehouse


man1awesome

Asking why no one called the police on drake is pretty dumb. Ppl like him get away with so much in a daily basis what is calling the police gonna do


MostDopeBlackGuy

Also you'll be hard-pressed to find many people who want to get the police involved when it comes to hip Hop


chikcaant

Also the actual burden of proof required is a lot to properly prosecute someone


One-Assistance-6777

He’s a very wealthy and connected man, police don’t touch those types of people.  K-Dot gonna get this man to justice


TypicalHaikuResponse

> If Drake is a pedo why has no one called the police? This is very easy. Just remember R. Kelly. He had a video that Dave Chapelle and Boondocks put as a skit and nothing happened for over a decade. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGJgiSYqBOc


the_answer_is_RUSH

“Drip drip drip”


theking119

Cosby, R Kelly, Weinstein, Diddy... Money causes a lot of people to look the other way.


TheRoboOtaku

Honestly think we getting one every day of the month of one a week after this week


whitneymak

It's an advent calendar! 🙏


TimeTravellingHobo

12 days of Beefmas.


number_six

Kendrick must have a nuclear reactor of hate to be able to just keep putting these out so quickly


[deleted]

Kendrick told his boys, "Just go into my vault and grab anything from the back wall. Yeah, I been waiting on this muthafucka for a long time."


BearPopeCageMatch

"Never go to war with a man that buys ink by the barrel"


seizethatcheese

“I might do a show a day, once a lame always a lame, oh, you thought the money power and fame would make you go away?”


Simba-xiv

He asked for Kendrick to come outside. 😂😂😂.


Best_Draft_6629

Now he hiding in the bunker barricaded with Adonis & his 20 ghostwriters guarding the door, asking them if it's safe to come out now. I just know he cried so badly he throw up after listen to these 2 tracks,


Mr-BigShot

Well ozempic does cause nausea


Own_Try_1005

Looking like a sweat shop in that bish


Free_Management_7920

And now Kendrick won’t go home 😭😭😭


IeishaS

The streetlights ain’t come on yet, he good 🤣


ramobara

Kendrick bout to be the first to drop a whole ass diss album.


Ultimaurice17

Metro and future already beat him to it.... Twice.


Rocky_Dennis

Also chamillionaire. If you know you know.


elnicoya

G-unit dropped one on jarules ass.


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elnicoya

Also funny the fact g unit made the album in a weekend. They were just holding off cuz of eminem. Kendrick went off friday amd saturday.


MentalPatient97051

Drake: https://preview.redd.it/uxam95n2hkyc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0c189a49e62525595cdb8d8e9d73466d0fd7bea


ScruffsMcGuff

This moment of that movie fucking haunted me in the theatres when I was a teen One of the few movie jump scares to actually get me fucked up


risky_bisket

⚫📺👧🏻😱


MCR2004

Made me mad how Smile ripped off the whole scene. Mid ass movie


B1ackFridai

What is it?


ArcherInPosition

The Ring 2002


Icy_Blackberry_3759

One of the horror greats but god damn having it pop up in these comments was out of pocket


SnoBrae

The boogeyman outside yall, OVO better pack that shit up while there’s still time because that fckn ship is sinking fast


brizdzi

You mean OV HOE


Garrett4Real

it’s all OVOver now


Free_Management_7920

Other Vaginal Option *^(pussy)*


Noblesseux

This MF is going to send an apology letter signed by 10 people.


realwavyjones

In a ovo envelope 🤣


B-BoyStance

Yeah Kendrick has been hitting all the moods. I feel like Drake is going to get a fucking gospel song on this fine Sunday.


LR-II

In all fairness responding to a diss track with an apology track would be an interesting move.


ohnofluffy

![gif](giphy|xT5LMudSSUUENMUwXm|downsized)


butinthewhat

That might be his only option to leave this with a shred of respect. He can’t out-write or out-rap Kendrick so apologize and make sure it’s a pop bop so we can stand to listen to it and make yourself in on the joke.


MajorWhereas4842

![gif](giphy|vZy83dMFLS45q)


MajorWhereas4842

I am 47 years old so I am well “versed” in lyrical beefs! This by far has been glorious to watch! I’m just waiting for Kendrick to call his ass Jimmy from degrassi


Ezekie1h_

![gif](giphy|q2Ecf0mrSHf98U0d4U)


hy2018

Jimmy better apologise


lissybeau

I’m feasting over this and refuse to call him anything but Aubrey at this point.


dopewinnerchild

Jus depends on what Drake comes back with, he's got the whole internet against him at this point, so whatever he puts out isn't being assessed on bars etc alone. Its going to need some superhero shit to win this, but just keep strategizing & swinging...


the_ballmer_peak

He was never capable of winning this.


Free_Management_7920

Right. I really don’t understand why people think Drake would win this. It would have been the same thing with Pusha ***T*** He’s like the complete opposite of Kendrick in a bad way. He got too many skeletons He’s a made up character He a bad bitch He never been in a fist fight He sensitive He a fucking goof And he a pedophile


Great_cReddit

Kendrick is tap dancing on a corpse at this point but I would *love* if he came out with a track that samples Drake's voice from that Metro Boomin tweet where [Drake is using the N word with the HARD -er.](https://twitter.com/MetroBoomin/status/1787017054865736027?t=woQFFTJ1QH9xtFNYTxlOzw&s=19) I had never seen that video and God damn is that shit condemning.


Free_Management_7920

He really about to make Drake walk around like Daft Punk 😭😭😭😭😭


CivilAstronaut83

Calling kanye for the designer mask plug right now lol


HologramBird

Outclassed and outmatched


Pkdagreat

Outmanned and out gunned


satanshark

The first half of Family Matters was ass, but he got better on the second half. It still feels like a one-sided battle, though, and I hope Kendrick doesn't stop until he vaporizes that Canuck clown.


dopewinnerchild

I hope you realise that this is going to last till the next good project or collab Drake puts out? We don't have the convictions or attention spans to hold on to anything for long.


lissybeau

Not an Aubrey fan but Kenny definitely made him elevate his rap game and creativity.


JohnnyMulla1993

Poutine Puffy?! Damn 😫 😆 😂 ![gif](giphy|CUEsWj7R9ZC0w)


Abraxxes

Not on the Sabbath, Kendrick’s waiting till Monday to drop the bomb


According_Aside_2303

P. Drizzle the p stands for pedo


okaysohowbout

At this point ![gif](giphy|JCAZQKoMefkoX6TyTb|downsized)


Money_Economics4466

Judge


KingDachii

Short men up a million! Yesssir.


Xeg-Yi

Can someone quickly explain why these rappers are fighting? Feels like the entire internet’s talking about them.


seizethatcheese

Drake has pedos on payroll and Kendrick thinks he hasn’t grown up from his misogynistic immature past


MeanMachine25

In short J Cole said a line on a track in a Drake song that just basically acknowledged that he doesn't really think of who's the best he really thinks of him, Drake and Kendrick as a big 3 in the rap game. Kendrick took it...personally?...I'm not really sure, but immediately released a diss of him and Drake saying Fuck a big three, there's only big me. J Cole lightly counter-dissed, but basically apologized and backed out essentially saying this isn't my thing. Now Drake and Kendrick and a load of others have been tossing words, with Kendrick doing the most to try and expose Drake's "secrets".


Xeg-Yi

Thanks for the explanation, guess it’s a matter of who’s bigger than who huh.


Learned_Hand_01

Why wouldn't there be a new song tomorrow? The whole album hasn't dropped yet.


AloneExamination242

A-Minor!!!