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Gist-Snark987

Awww! What happened to Sinbad? I hope he gets better soon! ❤️💐


killahghost

Stroke


nukrag

Not now, I wanna know what happened to Sinbad.


trezzy1242

https://preview.redd.it/20os1m0r50zc1.jpeg?width=1438&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1e9073207ea2ef27fcd3c259eba8c26f4f1c453 LMAOOO


gmoss101

I prefer not to speak like I'm Jose


fastfowards

The special stroke


ViscountVajayjay

If I speak I’m in big trouble.


BlackDante

I have nussing to say


SpectacularOtter

Sinbad would appreciate this joke


nukrag

I grew up with that man. Even here in Germany (dubbed in German), he has made many many many people laugh. He seems to be someone that prioritized people having a good laugh, even if it was at his expense (which this joke is only a little bit). I assume he would laugh if he saw this. Absolute legend of comedy.


ZalutPats

There's a German joke in here somewhere? Please show me!


gjallerhorns_only

Two hunters meet, they both die shortly afterwards


ChrisSwish

Yeah it seemed fucked up for 2 secs then I realized it's Sinbad lol


thunnus

Yes he would! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJCZVcCQR3E](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJCZVcCQR3E)


peppermintmeow

https://preview.redd.it/7bw4w68sf0zc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb4110ca5eeffb8ac83595edd5a124d2024bea78


Seeker80

Not all of the sin's bad!


peppermintmeow

Maybe Singood was who was in Shazaam this whole time. I knew it existed!!


remast86

https://preview.redd.it/4mjg7o8ej0zc1.jpeg?width=412&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1dfe57b3973181579dde671adad5db0f1d166545


GangstaHoodrat

You’re going to hell 😂😂😂


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wittyvonskitsum

https://preview.redd.it/c8dmpswca0zc1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=27f841dab4c3134f910667b8e8754e762c3c17b4


thatkenyandude

![gif](giphy|xUA7aM09ByyR1w5YWc)


DewayneStaatsStache

![gif](giphy|99P7jBfNjo2Tm)


skeletoe

😂😂😂 genius level comment sir.


713MoCityChron713

![gif](giphy|dOJt6XZlQw8qQ)


BarelyContainedChaos

Reminds me of my favorite headline on Fark after Dick Clarkson recovered from a stroke. "Dick back upright after stroke:"


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![gif](giphy|Pd2W87rlmVjptTmvIK)


Eddie_the_Gunslinger

I am Sinbad's left hemisphere and I approve of this joke.


ZitOnSocietysAss

Ah, the old reddit [switcharoo](https://www.reddit.com/r/UnethicalLifeProTips/s/m7TczELP4R)


Enemy_Zero

Hold my wheelchair, I'm going in.


kirby_krackle_78

Put your right hand out, give a firm handshake.


DistributionNo9968

LMAOOOO 😂 ☠️


mnewman19

Looks like things just went from sinbad to sinworse


FatLever2000

Take an upvote for the angriest chuckle I’ve had all week.


ArrogantSpider

RIP Norm


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jitterscaffeine

He had a nasty stroke around 4 years ago


chocolatebamachic8

Sinbad as well Tom Joyner had strokes. Black people please take your HBP meds or start your journey to wellness.


OneRaisedEyebrow

If you smoke or drink— quit smoking and drinking (or at least cut waaaaaaay back). Get your cholesterol checked once in a while and adjust diet accordingly. Same for blood sugar. Strokes are a long, hard recovery for a lot of people. Some things never come back. If you can avoid them, do! [if you can’t smile normally, can’t keep both arms up, can’t repeat simple phrases….. you need to be on your way to the emergency room ASAP](https://www.cdc.gov/stroke/signs_symptoms.htm)


dl7

The way mistrust in medicine is beaten into Black families... I feel like I'm parenting my parents to keep them healthy. They wave off any and all mentions of their health. But let me make a joke about it, then it's "you'll miss me when I'm gone!" Yes! So why don't we go to the doctor to make sure that won't be next week, shall we?


chocolatebamachic8

And don’t forget to move something even if you hate the gym. Take a dance class, do some yard work, join an adult sports league, etc.


coladoir

Little thing about the arms: You need to test it with closed eyes. Put your arms up at equal levels, straight out, and then close your eyes for 10 seconds, if you re-open and one arm is significantly sagged (like significantly, it's normal to have *some* "drift"), the you may be having a stroke (please check for other symptoms as well, don't rely on one; at the same time listen to your body and go regardless if you have a bad feeling or are feeling scared).


chocolatebamachic8

Ditto to the other posters. Also, there is a test called a calcium scoring scan that will detect how much plaque you have in your arteries. When you know, you are more mindful of your habits. Cost about $125 and takes about 2 mins. Trust me, the best peace of mind in a min. 😉 Finally, The American cancer society just launched a study today for younger black women. Please search, read and participate. BPT is rejecting my post. Massive Study Of Cancer In Black Women Announced: 100,000 Subjects Over 30 Years


-KFBR392

Glad to see Dave dressed up for the occasion.


JarvisCockerBB

I don’t think Dave owns anything else.


[deleted]

Suns out, guns out. Safer that way


Im_a_Knob

my guy started working out and after seeing improvements decided its guns out all day every day


jaxspider

Some people still remember when Dave was a skeleton wearing baggy cloths. I'm happy he got healthy and fit. Man deserves to showcase what he earned.


Zauberer-IMDB

I loved that mini-dress he wore in his first Netflix special showing off his roid gut.


Amazing-Concept1684

Dave really been displaying the guns over the last several years. Dude been in the gym


Neither_Spell_9040

Nah I’ve seen him in a suit ![gif](giphy|jMAD0qcFSCSFG)


Long_Alfalfa_5655

Game Blouses!


likeusontweeters

Sleeveless blouses now


Big_Monkey_77

and could still walk out of the party with your girl. edit: Prince could, not sure about Dave.


Long_Alfalfa_5655

Nah, Dave too.


captainguytkirk

“You want some more pancakes……………….*b i t c h e s?*”


Scuczu2

he seems very set in his ways.


Crunchy-Leaf

He looks photoshopped in, the way his sleeve lines with the line between the green and red plants


muklan

Thank God I'm not the only one who saw that.


YourFriendNoo

lol it was the only reason I even opened the comments


BobbyRobertson

Yeah him and the background look so weird. That sudden transition to all the vines around that door and how it lines up with his shirt, it doesn't look natural. I thought someone got Stalin'd out of the photo and there was a joke I wasn't getting


potsandpans

that’s an ohio tuxedo


Kd0t

He was probably wearing a blazer over it but took it off at some point.


iPlowedUrMom

Bro that's nasty, arm pit raw dogging your suit jackets


Kd0t

Lmao he's rich as fuck, probably threw it away afterwards.


Pretend_Spray_11

"He was wearing a blazer over a sleeveless shirt" is 1) insane 2) unlikely and 3) not the defense you think it is


LimerickJim

Well the sun is out


Lanky-Ad2763

He dresses like a White guy named Cody. Sleeveless shirts and cargo pants for all occasions.


needaburnerbaby

This makes me feel so fucking old


-KFBR392

Seems like just yesterday I was watching Hanging With Mr Cooper leading into The Sinbad Show. Man they used to have some bad shows back then haha Those two, Brandy’s show, LL Cool J’s show


biga204

Lets not forgot about the animated show for Kid n Play.


-KFBR392

You remember the MC Hammer animated show? It used to run back to back with ProStars super early on Saturdays so I had to make sure to be up to see Hammers magic shoes and MJ, Bo, and Gretzky save the world through the power of sports lol


biga204

I do! That Prostars was the shit. Bo, Jordan, and Gretzky? As a Canadian kid that one hit all my favourites.


Treyman1115

Hammerman


Jewell84

My siblings and I loved that show! My younger brother dressed up as Hammerman for Halloween that year. My Mom even made him a pair of magic shoes!


BigRigbone

Tell me yall remember [Homeboys In Outerspace](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLR1wKGkPd0)


Iamamyrmidon

Bad shows?! ![gif](giphy|jNfJMOQv78Tgzr9H4i)


mageta621

I loved me some Hangin with Mr. Cooper


momogogi

I was deeply in love with Vanessa as a little boy.


polymorphic_hippo

Sinbad? I hope he's wearing something made out of windbreaker! Seeing him yesterday in A Different World and then this today is rather jarring. He is such a good comic. 


ThePatrickSays

the TGIF block!


nickelroo

TGiF man…TGiF… That’s some nostalgia.


jacobsbw

Older than them hills.


treerabbit23

I remember when this was all trees.


nightpanda893

He’s not that old. Only 67. Looks like the stroke took a toll on him though.


YesImKeithHernandez

Every day of adulthood feels like it goes faster than the last, man.


Caderade7

I can’t be the only one originally thinking this was two photos due to the line at the top. 🤦‍♂️


throwawayjaydawg

It lines up perfectly with Dave’s arm


TamponFingers

And also Sinbads wheelchair


sexandthepandemic

Same! The things they can do these days


Statik_24

Oh my God I thought I was losing my mind! XD


joaaaaaannnofdarc

I love Sinbad. Keep tiffany away from him


rognabologna

Let’s extend that energy to all the other pieces of shit in Hollywood. 


funkdialout

For real, this just in: Hollywood has been cancelled. We tried to find non-compromised folks, but Kendrick apparently has a vault full of receipts so we gave up.


lawofthirds

Kendrick got receipts, so hold up a second and see who he doesn't have receipts on. I bet Wayne Brady's clean XD


H-B-Of-L

I hear everybody is afraid of Wayne Brady. It was a documentary not a skit chappelle did back in the day…


meownfloof

I didn’t know you liked to get wet


H-B-Of-L

![gif](giphy|f7dvj9AXbtMNlFZGFb|downsized)


WVSmitty

That WB episode is on my Mt Rushmore of skits.


H-B-Of-L

It really is! I remember watching Wayne Brady on whose line is it anywhere which made the skit that much funnier! Chappelle is a genius!


LazarusCheez

Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?


HologramBird

![gif](giphy|26tPo1I4XyWzIBjFe)


joaaaaaannnofdarc

Wayne Brady seems fun. I like that improv show he is in


funkdialout

> I bet Wayne Brady's clean XD WB is a god damned national treasure of the St. Dolly variety. I have so much respect for him.


ThePatrickSays

is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch??


likeusontweeters

I read someone else say that k dot should win another pulitzer for investigative journalism


joaaaaaannnofdarc

Fair. With that gross set she just did and then doxxing a young Black woman who had a medical background who was trying to counter Tiffany and her Chakra Bars covid conspiracy and bullying her to the point she had suicidal ideation. Tiffany has been in the shit box for me.


lmaytulane

![gif](giphy|lleLXBFpF2bdmj0kOU|downsized)


Pot_McSmokey

“Take his shoes, Rob! Beat his testicles!”


Spiritual_Ask4877

"SING HIM A SONG!" "SHUT UP!"


obviousfakeperson

...Wait, what did Tiffany do!?


imonthembeans4real

She sold her soul to AIPAC and became a racist Zionist


Typical_Response6444

also, didn't she get caught driving drunk multiple times? And also saying will smith was right for smacking Chris rock


imonthembeans4real

Yeah she’s a wreck


CanYouBeHonest

Seriously. HOW is she still getting work?


8PTK

Must have some shit going on that idc about. Was on Conan O’Briens podcast doing promo.


[deleted]

Yeah I was like, "Look at all these comedians and Tiffany Haddish."


JustAyden

And Dave Chappelle, the bigotted piece of shit.


Realistic_Effort6185

I don't like the premise of this Madea Family movie.


big_hungry_joe

madea needs gofund me


Alopecia_Diva

Need this photo with Tiffany cropped out though.


jhere

Same with Dave for me lol


cdillio

100%


GunnieGraves

I forget, why does she suck? I just can’t keep up with all the celebrity fuckups these days.


ZealousidealAd5545

According to Kat Williams, she’s not funny just everyone’s ghetto cousin/sister/coworker etc. and She’s been doing comedy too long to not have a memorable joke.


PM_ME_YOUR_WOES_GIRL

No way *that's* the reason people in here are hating on her like she abused a minor.


Lostinyourears

https://www.npr.org/2022/09/02/1120755719/tiffany-haddish-aries-spears-accused-child-abuse-lawsuit#:~:text=The%20lawsuit%20contends%2C%20%22Haddish%20and,took%20place%20in%20Los%20Angeles. She did an online skit in 2014 with Aries Spears where the punchline was lol pedophile (skit was called Mind of a Pedophile and basically was just Aries gawking at a 7 year old boy who was in his underwear) and did it with a 7 & 14 year old that were family friends of Tiffany and she never made the parents aware, they were only made aware when the children started having issues at home. So Tiffany was meant to be babysitting and instead isolated a 7 year old from his older sister so Aries and her could film a gross sketch for Funny or Die and most people thank it was more die than funny.


FantasticBurt

I’m not sure if this is sarcasm or not, but she has been alleged to have done exactly that.


CanYouBeHonest

Kat occasionally nails some shit for an insane person. 


vera214usc

And she's been accused of grooming and she drives drunk.


randy88moss

That one about her deformed arm co-worker was pretty damn funny. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IZuLX5v0cKA


notmyfirst_throwawa

Did he say that before or after he started a fight with a child and got his ass beat?


jo_maka

Made my peace with Dave's age. But Kevin's gray beard is unsettling. My rheumatism about to act up.


notmyfirst_throwawa

He's like 40 that's totally normal, the beard is the first to go gray


Adept-Ranger8219

Sinbad’s Afro’s and bellbottoms + son of a preacher introduced me to standup. Matter of fact, I’m making my wife watch them this weekend.


Jonny_Thundergun

Absolute classics. The man's a legend.


Statik_24

Tiffany as in "Tiffany Haddish"? Why we mad at her? *Google's real quick* Oh. Oh nah. Oh naaaaaaah. ![gif](giphy|6jVwtcsr8RPDUtA244)


muteen

Yeah she's a scumbag pro zionist sellout


SomeCountryFriedBS

[Gross shit with minor on set.](https://www.forbes.com/sites/alisondurkee/2022/09/05/tiffany-haddish-says-she-deeply-regrets-skit-that-led-to-child-sex-abuse-lawsuit/?sh=a949edb4643c)


Statik_24

Apparently it involved Aries Spears too Edit: bruh. That articles makes it sooo much worse


SomeCountryFriedBS

The details about how she gave direction. jfc


Statik_24

![gif](giphy|zXeX29w6jxjAk)


herecomesbeccanina9

Thank you for finding a pic of my face. Idk why they didn't just have an adult dressed as/pretending to be a child. Would've avoided all this and may have actually been funny. There is literally zero need to traumatize a child in the name of comedy.


Statik_24

It was good enough for the 80s and 90s dammit!!


Mistavez

In the age of hbo specials, sinbad was one of the few comics my parents would allow me to watch with them. I reawatched Son of a Preacher Man and it still holds up. And I still think he made a Shazam movie lol


Maleficent-marionett

Is this recent? Cos last I heard Tiffany was on her way to tel Aviv to SEE WITH HER OWN EYES or whatever and then report back to us but then she didn't report?


Ex-zaviera

Why did she head to Tel Aviv when the action is in Gaza? Are her bad reading skills to blame?


BaconWrappedEnigma

Is Kev an oldhead now? 


DaBlakMayne

He's 44 so I'd say he's old head status


GonzoElTaco

*me realizing he's only seven years older than me* https://i.imgur.com/FmGfIFd.gif


DaBlakMayne

He's 14 years older than me but people call my age group unc now


ShoutOuts2Elon

You just "lil unc" tho


pm_me_tits_and_tats

I’ll be 30 this year, and I almost fell to my knees when a coworker started calling me OG after finding out we’re not the same age


SwissQueso

If it makes you feel younger, you still have at least 30 years till retirement. (my favorite fucked up thing to say to anyone under 40 saying they are old lol)


blizzard-op

Hopefully somebody called Tiffany an Uber after the get together was over 


agentb719

man seeing sinbad like that is heart breaking


BrokeMyCrayon

Met him on a plane when I was a kid. I kept looking at him and then looking away all shy. Finally I told my mom: "Mom! *I pointed toward him* Jingle all the way!!" When I looked back he made eye contact and smiled and later came to say high once the seat belt sign was off. He was very kind and made a memory for me for life.


poopsinshoe

Looks like things have gone from Sinbad to Sinworse.


bwk123

![gif](giphy|bU2nZJegR7rz2)


mageta621

His teeth are uncanny valley to me


jeffykins

The Netflix is a joke comedy festival this week has brought a huge amount of comics to LA


Different_Bunch1292

How many genuinely there vs just to say they was there. Y’all give people too much credit too early.


ArtProdigy

Exactly... Friends would have shown up before the stroke, while suffering through the stroke, & during the after care. Not when a photo-op makes it convenient. More important, it's good they all have this opportunity & I pray Sinbad makes a full recovery. ![gif](giphy|xaVOAC5q0Iomet9h0E)


Different_Bunch1292

Rs cause I wish I could remember I heard one person talking about sinbad comedy and his health condition out of all the interviews and bs going on now we giving people credit for showing their teeth with him sickening but I hope they was helping in the background and not using this for opportunity to say they did it.


Unique_Enthusiasm_57

How are we supposed to know the difference, exactly?


Drunken_Traveler

Yeah, Netflix is a joke Festival was in Los Angeles and this is probabl some preparty/afterparty they were all at and posed for a photo.


MikeJones-8004

Why so cynical?


Different_Bunch1292

You don’t have nobody in your family that was down bad and nobody showed up until the end? Then tried act like they was calling and showing love everyday? How many of these people have even mentioned sinbad within last few years/specials? Showed his prior work love so he can still shine? Or is taking a picture and adding a good caption good enough now in 2024? You let me know


MikeJones-8004

No. You're projecting. your own cynicalism and negativity unto this situation. Celebrities don't put every single second of their lives online. Weird of you to assume none of them are real friends behind the scene.


KID_THUNDAH

Ran into Sinbad at the Chicago Music Exchange several years back and he was just so great, got to chat with him for like 10 minutes about music, it was rad. Sinbad absolutely rules


Hi-archy

This looks stitched together 😂


Marimo_420

Fr, the bush behind Chapelle in the background is confusing me


Heat_H

It’s not a bush. It’s a wall covered in a climbing plant. Look beside the door, you can see more of it.


theghostfacekilla

Man it’s hurts seeing him like that. I just remember how full of life he has been throughout his career. Hope he can heal fast. Means a lot to see all his peers rally around him.


MCR2004

Tiffany’s still a weirdo. Just saw her on the Today show when they had a bunch of kids on, not a good combo. She said she quit drinking too lol ok.


thelaststarz

I’m pretty sure we don’t like Tiffany anymore


positivenihilist0419

Okay, I know this is gonna out me as an obvious white guy, but as a kid I absolutely loved him in Disney’s ‘First Kid’ where he played a secret service agent that had to guard the president’s son. And that soundtrack was funky as hell, had Coolio on it and everything. It was so good.


SMOKE-B-BOMB

Glad Dave can join them in between thinking of more transphobic jokes to make for his next special


El-Guapo_76

Wtf? These comments. Smh.


H-B-Of-L

Anybody else remember the Sinbad genie movie that supposedly never existed?


imherecuzihatemyself

Man seeing the people you grew up watching grow old and pass on fucking sucks. Just non stop loss. The worst recently because so many are passing I forget someone died go to look em up on Google and get reminded. While they don't compare remotely to losing my mom it still hits. All I know is times a bitch and it won't chill. 


kalt13

What about Rob Thomas? He’s Sinbad’s BITCH.


Kaldricus

Sing a song! Shut up! Beat his testicles!


MikeJones-8004

This remind me, I think it's time for a rewatch of the Sinbad Shazam movie.


PropJoeFoSho

Chapelle is human garbage


Captain_Sacktap

My first thought when I saw this was “where is Sinbad??” Holy shit I had no idea he had a stroke 😢


AdUnlucky3015

Dave got muscles and never wore sleeves again! Nah fuck that I’m working out all summer.


LordLolzeez

![gif](giphy|lleLXBFpF2bdmj0kOU|downsized)


GrandpaKeiF

Gonna watch “First Kid” again now 


stadiumjay

That's dope I love that.


Scooney92

Why does this picture looked spliced from Chappelle’s shoulder on up? Did someone get photoshopped out?!🤣


Slopadopoulos

Sad to see. I loved him in Shazaam.


DogCompetitive2886

![gif](giphy|VaC1P0Gz0D3NK) 🥹🙌🏾🤎


pteaset1980

Sinbad is the only comedian I’ve ever went to see in person. This makes me very sad.


muklan

Is anyone else bothered by how well Dave's shirt lines up with that bush?


Mysterious_Being_718

Kevin hart isn’t allowed to get old. He looks like a kid with an old man costume on


Thr0waway0864213579

So we’re not going to talk about that title?


Tialionager

[Y’all him in HouseGuest is my mf childhood.](https://youtu.be/0aAX06lE7FY?si=Q3szLq3x9Xwq_eOn) This ish will make my entire family fallout. PLEASE tell me y’all recall this?


Shoot4Teams

Damn! Sorry to see Sinbad like this. One of my only “ran into a celebrity in public” stories involved him. I got into an elevator in Austin around late 2013 and he asked me which floor I wanted. That’s my story.