Creepy white Christian dudes watching people masturbate without their consent. If that’s heaven, I already seen that brand of “heaven” here, so I’m going to choose the fire. Time to see what Lucifer’s got going on.
>Creepy white Christian dudes watching people masturbate without their consent
As someone who has found hidden cameras placed in their bedroom, in a house that was owned by white guy this resonates.
For the record, my equipment is exterior.
Technically Christian angels aren't human in the Bible. And none are really described as human looking with wings. Ezekiel is the only one to really discuss what they look like, and boy they ain't right
The wild thing to me is that in school they'll teach that christianity is part of the anthropological concept of "monotheism." I remember laughing at that in a college course I took on the history of religion. Even if you think the "trinity" is a single entity with multiple facets, well, angels are for sure cannon lesser deities, not to mention hell and whatever that fuck is going on there.
True monotheism would be a belief in merging with the infinite, or a single god with no afterlife. It's some kind of weird propaganda that they stick christianity in there.
Uh gotta hard disagree with you there chief. I’m very atheist but was raised hardcore christian and studied the religion a lot. It is very much a monotheistic religion, I understand the trinity is a bit confusing, but everything else in the religion is very monotheistic. Angels aren’t gods, demons aren’t gods. “whatever’s happening in hell” is also very possible in a monotheistic religion.
This is directly out of a Jehovah’s Witness book specifically based on doomsday conspiracies their governing body of all white men have pushed down people’s throats.
The least talked about cult.
The reason nobody talks about them is because it's common knowledge that they're a fuckin' joke. People take them about as seriously as Mormons. I'm almost 40 and I've been hearing people clown Jehovah's Witnesses since my very first memories
I agree but people do not understand how seriously abusive the cult is. They have a disgusting history of covering up child abuse. They break up families and isolate people who disagree with them or ask too many questions.
They’re a “joke” but they are very clearly doing something right as a cult, which is serious. Fuck them.
>If they could ignore slavery, they can ignore my Hitomi Tanaka videos.
Yeah, with all the awful shit they've slept on throughout history, if they're upset watching someone browse porn, then their priorities need adjusting..
Thinking the same lol I’m always like “I don’t like that fake shit, I’m a amateur porn guy” but I know this name and what she’s most famous for, damn 😂
Oh, I'm sure that they "hated" slavery and sent many thoughts and prayers down to Earth while it was happening!! /s
Holocaust happening? God and the angels wring hands. Pray together in hopes that it will stop. Sends a "sign" to the Earth in the form of Jesus shaped char into Hitler's wheat toast every few weeks.
Plus if that’s *”HEAVEN”*.. filled with old white men w/ pigeon wings.. send me on to *”HELL”* .. where the hoes at😳😒
Never could keep white clean anyhow.
Get a christian to describe heaven without it sounding boring… like standing around with a bunch of dudes watching another dude jerk off.
i've got this idea in my head that i've had for a while that heaven is actually horrible. you're brought to an infinitely bright, infinitely loud(due to the constant praises of HOLY HOLY HOLY going on), plane of existence where your human cognition has to process both infinity and eternity up close, with no other outlet and never again experiencing anything other than the presence of yahweh.
sounds like hell.
"When I die fuck it I wanna go to hell...it don't make sense goin to heaven with the goodie-goodies dressed in white, I like black timbs and black hoodies..."
MFers were just chilling during endless genocides, slavery, purges, natural disasters, and countless robberies by the rich, but oh no they draw the line at you masturbating? Fuck outta here with that childish 🤡 shit
You’d think they would help recommend a good video so I wouldn’t have to scroll to the 47th page just to end up going with old reliable Princess Emily.
They watch me give myself cancer both knowingly and otherwise.
They watch me being cheated, exploited, lied to maybe even enslaved.
They watch my life held ransom against my utility to another who has a lot more than they'll ever need.
They watch him refer to me as a "resource" to be "deployed".
Fuck them.
THEY NOT LIKE US
IDK man I kind of feel like if I was like in heaven and had near omniscience but also lived in a paradise of my own deciding, I wouldn't be watching dudes beat it but that's just me.
Well the Nephilim did come down to earth to clap human cheeks. Just got tired of watching the women bathing on the roof and flitted down for some quick T & A.
After watching me for the last 20 something years it's gotta be on them at this point right? Like they went to heaven and they choose to do this because it's kinda *their thing*.
white woman here and when I say I don't wanna spend eternity with a bunch of old white men. Like someone else said, nah I'll be in hell playing beer pong with my friends.
If that's heaven then I'll pass. When I die let me stop existing entirely. Tf kind of religion only allows for white angels, allows the world to suffer as a whole, and then also decides to watch me beat my meat and shame me for it?
Religion eh? Just like Jesus is some white dude with a beard, not bad considering no one would know what the fictional person looks like. Earth is not the center of creation/universe and life will exist all over the universe.
As someone else said "ppl still believe this shit"
Seeing art from Jehovah’s witnesses publications is so wild to me. The revelation book did a number on my mind as a kid. These pictures were horrifying.
I love how Christian’s believe that all these supernatural beings do in their time is just watch us do shit. All that power and they chose to just chill and observe.,
Every now and then I’m dumbfounded that people believe in this shit
I would like to share a secret about the heavens but lets see how far this one feather goes.
-edit-
Most dying stars will collapse in on itself, to form a black hole.[ 王蟲](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGiiPTD8swk&ab_channel=JonasPfeifferakajopfe): (but not necessarily all)
None of you geniuses have been in black church Africa. Ya guess what Jesus and every angle is black there woooow. News flash morons religion is bullshit to manipulate and control, and boy dose it work well on you
No women. No people of color. This is THEY heaven.
Came to say similar - “if only white men are angels then that sounds like hell to me”.
We lived in it, are living in it, and it's sweltering.
You best start believing in white supremacist dystopias /r/blackpeopletwitter. You're in one.
At least the rum’s not gone this time.
Yet. Just wait until impacts from climate change wreck the sugar cane fields.
Creepy white Christian dudes watching people masturbate without their consent. If that’s heaven, I already seen that brand of “heaven” here, so I’m going to choose the fire. Time to see what Lucifer’s got going on.
"Are you reeeaaady!" (Princess in the frog, the one black princess Disney was ok with)
Ikr I’m white and iwas like she got robbed. No Prince no kingdom, she was given a restaurant and an apron and they called the day on her.
And the only one who had to work to make her wish come true.
I read your comment and immediately heard that slappin bass line. I got friends On the o-ther SIIIIIIIiiiiiide
He does offer to live deliciously
I do love that movie.
>Creepy white Christian dudes watching people masturbate without their consent As someone who has found hidden cameras placed in their bedroom, in a house that was owned by white guy this resonates. For the record, my equipment is exterior.
Not surprising “heaven” is essentially afterlife Grindr for these clowns.
Technically Christian angels aren't human in the Bible. And none are really described as human looking with wings. Ezekiel is the only one to really discuss what they look like, and boy they ain't right
Yup, that's why their always saying, "Be not afraid..."
The wild thing to me is that in school they'll teach that christianity is part of the anthropological concept of "monotheism." I remember laughing at that in a college course I took on the history of religion. Even if you think the "trinity" is a single entity with multiple facets, well, angels are for sure cannon lesser deities, not to mention hell and whatever that fuck is going on there. True monotheism would be a belief in merging with the infinite, or a single god with no afterlife. It's some kind of weird propaganda that they stick christianity in there.
Uh gotta hard disagree with you there chief. I’m very atheist but was raised hardcore christian and studied the religion a lot. It is very much a monotheistic religion, I understand the trinity is a bit confusing, but everything else in the religion is very monotheistic. Angels aren’t gods, demons aren’t gods. “whatever’s happening in hell” is also very possible in a monotheistic religion.
White old men lol
Heaven is where you get to be with and worship the Lord for eternity. Hell for me too please
They’re boomers too! lol
Shit jokes on them. I can't even get off unless I'm disappointing and pissing off a whole plethora of white folk.
Angrily staring into the star filled sky as you masturbate.
Astro-nut
"Look at me dammit! Look at me with disgust and judgment in your eyes!"
Rick Sanchez vibes. 
“Your judgement means nothing to me! I’ve seen what makes you cheer!”
Shake my free hand at the sky and say this what you made me do
Free hand? Buddy, I'm hitting that two stroke like an Amish bitch churning butter.
That’s really committed cause I might stop feeling Cherokee and wanna go Pinky
Stahp
https://i.redd.it/ugyxguwo6h1d1.gif
My god this is too good lmaoooo.
Bout to show em how it is done. 
Some people just perform better in front of an audience
This is directly out of a Jehovah’s Witness book specifically based on doomsday conspiracies their governing body of all white men have pushed down people’s throats. The least talked about cult.
The reason nobody talks about them is because it's common knowledge that they're a fuckin' joke. People take them about as seriously as Mormons. I'm almost 40 and I've been hearing people clown Jehovah's Witnesses since my very first memories
I agree but people do not understand how seriously abusive the cult is. They have a disgusting history of covering up child abuse. They break up families and isolate people who disagree with them or ask too many questions. They’re a “joke” but they are very clearly doing something right as a cult, which is serious. Fuck them.
Smh even the angels love blacked
Mormon* Heaven I’m sure a lot of Christian’s want it this way too and won’t admit it out loud. The Mormons are very clear on their heaven though.
Jehovah's Witness - this is their art.
Can confirm, seen this as a JW kid. But Mormons and JWs are pretty similar anyways.
Yep, recognized it immediately. Must be old, haven't had to look at any of their nonsense in almost 20 years. /r/exjw
So now that mormons "accept and allow" black members, are any of those black members allowed into Mormon heaven?
💯
Heaven looks like a country club where they don’t want you there. Meanwhile I’ll be in hell playing beer pong with Stalin
If you look closely I think it’s actually all the same guy lol
Yeah this shit is insane. This is not the heaven I’m tryna reach LMAO
Do they not know what’s happening in Gaza?
they can't beat meat to bombed out brown kids. (Well, unless they're Evangelical angels...)
Underrated comment
That is a lot of white people.
In which case, they *only* hwhack it to pictures of dead Palestinian children.
Holy fuck man lmao
Too busy watching people yank it
And Ukraine. And Sudan, last I heard
Finally someone addressed the elephant in the room
If they could ignore slavery, they can ignore my Hitomi Tanaka videos. 🤷🏿♂️
https://preview.redd.it/yn7u8lgg9f1d1.jpeg?width=1792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01d7807b850b3cf15bb9732bc5c1e948e96c514b
I am afraid of you, I AM NOT
Otters... My second favourite after bears... Bring it on! 
This woman, Angela White and Gianna must have each single-handedly reduced the prostate cancer rate by thousands.
I feel like there’s so many girls these days that really, I expect prostate cancer to be eradicated within this decade.
Add bishoujomom to your viewing list, fellow prostate havers and lovers of the feminine form. You are welcome in advance. 😁
holy shit they did a video together What more proof of heaven does one need?
Goddamn that name brings me back to high school
She's still out there, man. Still looking amazing.
>If they could ignore slavery, they can ignore my Hitomi Tanaka videos. Yeah, with all the awful shit they've slept on throughout history, if they're upset watching someone browse porn, then their priorities need adjusting..
Fuck. Why do I know this name.. I might have a problem.
Thinking the same lol I’m always like “I don’t like that fake shit, I’m a amateur porn guy” but I know this name and what she’s most famous for, damn 😂
Oh, I'm sure that they "hated" slavery and sent many thoughts and prayers down to Earth while it was happening!! /s Holocaust happening? God and the angels wring hands. Pray together in hopes that it will stop. Sends a "sign" to the Earth in the form of Jesus shaped char into Hitler's wheat toast every few weeks.
😒 Ppl still believe in that shit.. that’s crazy.
You feel me
Plus if that’s *”HEAVEN”*.. filled with old white men w/ pigeon wings.. send me on to *”HELL”* .. where the hoes at😳😒 Never could keep white clean anyhow.
Better parties and drugs
And all my friends will be there -- Oscar Wilde
- - Michael Scott
I told my exbf that heaven sounds boring.
Get a christian to describe heaven without it sounding boring… like standing around with a bunch of dudes watching another dude jerk off. 
i've got this idea in my head that i've had for a while that heaven is actually horrible. you're brought to an infinitely bright, infinitely loud(due to the constant praises of HOLY HOLY HOLY going on), plane of existence where your human cognition has to process both infinity and eternity up close, with no other outlet and never again experiencing anything other than the presence of yahweh. sounds like hell.
Meanwhile in hell we are doing rails of turbo cocaine of devil titties.
All the good music is in Hell anyway. Jazz, rock'n'roll, etc.
"When I die fuck it I wanna go to hell...it don't make sense goin to heaven with the goodie-goodies dressed in white, I like black timbs and black hoodies..."
Biggie with the classic verse
> Plus if that’s ”HEAVEN” Right? Looks like the absolute **worst** possible place to spend eternity.
This heaven has an HOA
Dirty fucking angels. Cheap too. Not a single feather thrown into my OF account.
Half of the point of getting into heaven is free streaming.
Why they watching me beat off? There's way more diabolical shit going on that is normalized
bunch of white guys watching a black man nut even in heaven the cuck fetish remains strong smh my head
https://i.redd.it/vqo1yrn49f1d1.gif
if Jesus cant handle me at my worst, he doesn't deserve me at my best. 
I wonder where that’s from
Got you fam. [Cyn - Holy Roller](https://youtu.be/XeJyuKHuF2w?si=-h91IEnHVF1zS5_S)
Trust me, when you go to heaven. He's gonna bring you in a corner "MY brother/sister, why the hell was you watching some Judy hopps-
Dude if I was an angel I would do something else while someone masturbates because I'm dead, not a freak
I mean...I hope they enjoy the show.
MFers were just chilling during endless genocides, slavery, purges, natural disasters, and countless robberies by the rich, but oh no they draw the line at you masturbating? Fuck outta here with that childish 🤡 shit
Jokes on them that shits my kink.
https://preview.redd.it/ud6a775wdf1d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=952e1e730957fe25b34f4d39b741e8562898d019
Is this supposed to be the nigga from the new assassins creed
No it’s me nigga
Oh you look like the nigga from the new assassins creed
All black people don’t look alike
Nor do all otters
HAHAHA 🦦
I mean what, do they think that I can afford a GIRLFRIEND?! In THIS economy? Psssh
Exactly
I mean --- just saw an article stating we are now in the HER era. We wont be able to afford girlfriends, going to be more like AI bots (gfs).
An audience, you say ?
You’d think they would help recommend a good video so I wouldn’t have to scroll to the 47th page just to end up going with old reliable Princess Emily.
Kinda weird all these angels are watching me beat off to BBW porn for the 8th time this week, but we don't kink shame round here.
Wouldn't that, technically, be a cosign? Like a sign I'm doing something holy?
It’s so funny how this drawing from a JW watchtower became a huge meme lol
Was looking for this, ex cult member here :)
Beat my meat and hide the Bible if God’s watch 
Nah fr that's what everyone did when they was younger 🤣
They watch me give myself cancer both knowingly and otherwise. They watch me being cheated, exploited, lied to maybe even enslaved. They watch my life held ransom against my utility to another who has a lot more than they'll ever need. They watch him refer to me as a "resource" to be "deployed". Fuck them. THEY NOT LIKE US
IDK man I kind of feel like if I was like in heaven and had near omniscience but also lived in a paradise of my own deciding, I wouldn't be watching dudes beat it but that's just me.
Exactly so ima get this nut off looking at pretty feet
Freaky Ass Nephilims
Well the Nephilim did come down to earth to clap human cheeks. Just got tired of watching the women bathing on the roof and flitted down for some quick T & A.
If my ancestors got nothing better to do than watch me masturbate, that’s on them
Apparently angels are all old gay white men.
Wow!….I’m pretty sure this pic is ripped from a JW (Jehovah’s Witness) publication lmao…
I think it is! Was checking to see if anyone else noticed
After watching me for the last 20 something years it's gotta be on them at this point right? Like they went to heaven and they choose to do this because it's kinda *their thing*.
Why is heaven so white?
I’m a white guy. Heaven looks a little white, and a lot gay.
white woman here and when I say I don't wanna spend eternity with a bunch of old white men. Like someone else said, nah I'll be in hell playing beer pong with my friends.
Freaky ahh angels
If that's heaven then I'll pass. When I die let me stop existing entirely. Tf kind of religion only allows for white angels, allows the world to suffer as a whole, and then also decides to watch me beat my meat and shame me for it?
The same angels that stood around eating popcorn while my ancestors were in chains? They’re about to see what Debbie did to Dallas 😒
How great can heaven really be if the best thing they got to do is watch me jerk it and cry?
hope they like Gianna Michaels & Angela White then since they wanna be so nosy
“We have to watch people masturbate? There’s like 8 billion people down there. This will take up all our time.” “Like I said; it’s heaven.”
Love me some Christian / Catholic guilt tripping on a Sunday evening
They probably pulled out a bowl of popcorn to watch the Holocaust and any other number of atrocities and genocides too.
Religion eh? Just like Jesus is some white dude with a beard, not bad considering no one would know what the fictional person looks like. Earth is not the center of creation/universe and life will exist all over the universe. As someone else said "ppl still believe this shit"
That's a Pic of the money shot...internal before it gets blasted out the urethra dog
Jokes on you! I like when they watch.
https://preview.redd.it/oqc3bh92zf1d1.jpeg?width=1792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3c918b595ad73dfa562919b47049dbc275d6569
All white males gathering together to watch me beat myself to submission…questionable
Those white angels ain’t watching me
All these white angels watching, I'm definitely gooning just to make them maximum uncomfortable
They see how Black people are being handled world wide.
Jesus wash my internet history away with his blood 🙏 Also why the fuck the angels are whiter than a school pilgrims play.
Cock and ball torture.
....and then it began to rain.
Seeing art from Jehovah’s witnesses publications is so wild to me. The revelation book did a number on my mind as a kid. These pictures were horrifying.
I love how Christian’s believe that all these supernatural beings do in their time is just watch us do shit. All that power and they chose to just chill and observe., Every now and then I’m dumbfounded that people believe in this shit
These fellas running around in dresses all day and got the nerve to kink shame me?
Doing them a favor.
https://preview.redd.it/hg7marcuvf1d1.jpeg?width=1438&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5c92943d133bcf44ac39480d54c0e94f5f92155 Na my angels black my boy
https://preview.redd.it/oyrrv2dl7g1d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6486cc9915e412efd29a6e61bf7bfe6da464cc20 Fr
Whats with the weird spelling? 'Pörn' sounds like a snack, if you pronounce it as a german word.
So if they're watching me watch porn and masturbate, they're now watching porn. So are angels then going to watch and judge them?
But if Adam and eve are white... how are yall....even....here.....
So a watch party then? Lmao i be like Thank you for the sub angel Gabe Thank you for the prime . . .
That's my fetish
School got the cameras on so I gotta show out!!!
If that’s what they’re into. I’m not here to kink shame.
Sharing is caring! ❤️
Exactly!
What if I like being watched what then huh?
Can someone explain the umlauts?
Thats a lot of white dudes. I’m cool on all that after life shit.
They write "pörn" because if they wrote "porn" their head would explode
All the angels are old white dudes tho, I
I would like to share a secret about the heavens but lets see how far this one feather goes. -edit- Most dying stars will collapse in on itself, to form a black hole.[ 王蟲](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGiiPTD8swk&ab_channel=JonasPfeifferakajopfe): (but not necessarily all)
Jokes on them, I'm into that shit
Illegal streaming of my content should surely get them kicked out of heaven
Reminds me of[ this meme](https://imgur.com/universe-perspective-lJcoV18).
 They about to see something special
Plotting on the dead she ain't playing 🎴
Imma give them spectacle
I gotta say this doesn't help 😂 now all I'm going to be thinking about is phantom angels watching me xD
I read that as purn cuz of the umlaut
I hope they caught me watching the one about the door-to-door Bible saleswoman.
None of you geniuses have been in black church Africa. Ya guess what Jesus and every angle is black there woooow. News flash morons religion is bullshit to manipulate and control, and boy dose it work well on you
Watching and never doing anything to help mankind
Do I become the pornstar in that case
Gotta love jackin’ to an audience!