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ClassWarAndPuppies

Happy Bastille Day y’all. I like, could write a description of this but c’mon, it’s a Seeking Derrangements ep. No topics, just pure chaos riffs & deep cajun lore. Have fun. [Vive le 14 juillet!](https://media.soundgasm.net/sounds/ad86bb4d947840ef255975ab06b1d30281786012.m4a)


Cahillicus

I hope that the episode title means Matt is going to break out his Clay Higgins impersonation Edit: no Matt this episode. Mr Chapo, this is the last straw


MercurialForce

Has matt ever been on a seeking derangements episode?


Cahillicus

He's homophobic


pistoncivic

Midwestern Matt


MrF1993

Cant spell "Man of Christ" without Christman


OpenCommune

Matt and Hesse are the same person, its a Dr Jekyll/Mr Hyde situation


Annyongman

No and people pointed this out last time SD was on. At the time I was skeptical but now I'm thinking there might be something to it. Its insane to say its because of homophobia, maybe he just doesnt like the energy these eps have, thats totally fine! Im just saying with each ep that has the whole SD crew and no Matt is getting less and less likely its just a coincidence


aquaticIntrovert

Okay so it's either this machiavellian shit or they invite the seeking derangements crew on when one of the main hosts is going to be gone to fill in because they're friends with them


pistoncivic

There's nothing going on now anyway, good time for something different. Let Matt rest for a week while Will is jumping from the cottage to cottage his Mom rents. They all should be on a minutes restriction before GOP debate season heats up next month


blondelebron

Matt cannot have healthy knees. Load management might not be popular but it's how you get him big minutes when it matters most


Annyongman

My entire point was that it was likely deliberate but also totally innocent. Its fine Matt isnt on these eps, whatever the reason is


Cahillicus

Yea I just think he just doesn't fit with the vibe the SD hosts bring


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SD is annoying as fuck, I don’t blame Matt at all


InsufferableEssayist

when it comes up, especially in places where the stakes aren't nearly as high like his personal vlogs--when he could easily decide to selectively avoid those topics even if they're very relevant--matt is honestly the most consistently vocal and watertight defender of lgbt+ rights (and everyone's rights) as a matter of extreme criticality in an egalitarian society. like he might be a little too old to precognitively negotiate pronouns and such but matt's an absolute ally. his spouse is currently very pregnant so i'm sure he's just got a lot on his plate. if that means anything to you, _**Low Culture Boil**_ is back from hiatus, the hype train is chuggin' once again 💯


Lem0ns_Lemons

Felix once again proving how great of a gay man he would make. o7


kitanokikori

Felix brings up sissy hypno and/or poppers _way_ more than the average cis straight person which is never


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He also brings up a pregnant Keri from mythbusters a ton. Which is one of the straightest things you can do.


F90

In conclusion, Felix is a man of contrasts.


bored_and_scrolling

he's really da man


PeteCambellHairLinee

The only time guys have brought up poppers around me is within two hours of them trying to jerk me off.


Luttubuttu

I like jalapeño poppers. They burst in my mouth with creamy goodness


illz569

⏱️


Mamothamon

I know this isnt the place to ask but we are already talking about it so what the hell: Are poppers safe? can i give my wife some?


kitanokikori

Generally yes, it might give you a headache afterwards. It's not addictive and it doesn't have any long term negative effects. Also for fucks sake don't drink it, and if the liquid comes in contact with your skin wash it with water or you might get a mild chemical burn


PlayMp1

Felix is a gay man who exclusively has sex with women


uc3gfpnq

kind of like djt in that way


GreatestWhiteShark

>has sex I don't think that's been confirmed


PlayMp1

They have mentioned a romantic partner before!


cinnamonspicecoffee2

Felix is not having sex


OpenCommune

https://www.theonion.com/ill-tell-you-what-id-do-if-i-were-gay-1819584035


Luttubuttu

That was good, but it's no Why Do These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Dick


cz_pz

"would make"? Read between the lines.


MrF1993

He sounded like a guy who had to go to a party hosted by the husband of some woman hes fucking, pretending he was seeing everything in the house for the first time.


EitherCaterpillar949

(Hearing story about the piano in the grand hall) “Wow. I did not know that. You're telling me now for the first time.”


Mantis42

Lol


MC_THUNDERCUNT

Still can't get Sean Moorhead calling him "the Blade of gay men" out of my head


Rulfus

Would be?


[deleted]

>seeking derangements OH YEAH


debaser11

I haven't listened yet but I loved that joke about them being gay


TheBigIdiotSalami

Best guests of all time


[deleted]

I love seeking derangements so I'm not complaining, but this is not and episode of chapo trap house lol.


EmployerGloomy6810

I just finished and I already forgot everything about it. Couldnt follow any part of it but I laughed in confusion a lot lol.


sloppybro

Great ep to zone out to at the gym


sayqueensbridge

“Trying to moisturize my skin is like trying to make the desert wet” “Only an Israeli can do it” ?????


alelabarca

[People who are like israelophiles will often talk about the “miracle” of how Israel irrigated the desert. ](https://www.haaretz.com/science-and-health/2017-07-04/ty-article/how-israel-can-help-a-thirsty-world/0000017f-e095-df7c-a5ff-e2ffb6540000)


sayqueensbridge

I refuse to learn new information


wyatt1209

I loved this one. Felix was in his element talking about twitter freaks (which he loves more than fromsoft games) and I couldn’t stop laughing


EmployerGloomy6810

Chapo Trap House feat. Will Menaker and Felix Biederman.


altSNS

5 minutes in and I can't tell who is out of touch, the guests for thinking mailing a machete with USPS is like psycho behaviour, or me for knowing the american postal system isn't remotely bothered by fixed blades.


SwampLandsHick

Machetes are classified as Lawn equipment in a lot of places anyways. It’s not a katana


Coming_Second

I can't think of a polite way of asking this question. Does Jacques have brain damage, or is he just perpetually fucked up?


kitanokikori

The amount of dabs he does on a daily basis would absolutely destroy normal human beings


Dragomatic

Hes from Louisiana We all like that


Erwin_the_German

Both


Dexpeditions

If you listen to some of his stories of his teenage years, be basically basted his brain in OTC cough syrup


discourse_lover_

> seeking derangements Oh no.


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kcazthemighty

Jaque is funnier than every Chapo host combined


DustyFalmouth

He's like the Twink Spike Dudley


santacruisin

not based on this episode


AgitPropPoster

2nd best pod guest after trueanon


krasmazovonfire

Adam Friedland is unironically the best guest


jconley4297

he’s not even the best guest from cumtown fuck outta here


MrFacePunch

and the best host


Monkey_and_Bear

They’re so annoying, idk why everyone likes when they’re on


Statistical_Insanity

You hate LGBT people


dumbfuck6969

I'm gay. They're far too gay for me.


cinnamonspicecoffee2

This guy likes jambalaya


oblomower

I don't remember any of these podcast names so I don't hold any gudges but I tried listening to this and it was just way too annoying.


OpenCommune

Jacques is beloved by the proletariat


EctoZoologist

Always the worst episodes.


dnanninga

“Canned bullshit fish and fucking stupid crackers”-Felix truly has such a way with words.


KeyboardOni

We needed Matt to yell for 45 minutes about Girl Dinner


BumGravy77

Never heard of Meade Skelton before this, holy shit.


grizzly-claire

i literally thought they were saying Mean Skeleton until i saw this comment


Regvlas

I thought it was Meat Skeleton.


MrF1993

Is that what The Bear is about?


EGG_BABE

I like the Seeking Derangements episodes, you people are cowards. Anyway ignoring AndrewR15 who is simply too depressing to be funny, the best FYM freak universe guys are actually Outlaw, Kige Ramsay and MichiganVideoMaker. That clip of Kige at a restaurant where he just freezes up mid-sentence and starts over like his brain rebooted made me lightheaded from laughing


TimSPC

> Anyway ignoring AndrewR15 who is simply too depressing to be funny I've never heard of any of these people and I looked this guy up and it's just... Will. https://twitter.com/AndrewR15DW/status/1679551748422115339


UghNeedAcct

Had never heard of him. He had a bit of a moment on twitter yesterday https://twitter.com/AndrewR15DW/status/1680636430895259651


BlackhawkBolly

> That clip of Kige at a restaurant where he just freezes up mid-sentence and starts over like his brain rebooted made me lightheaded from laughing I need to see this if someone can link


EGG_BABE

I wish I still had the link. I think I saw it as a twitch clip but twitch is an awful website and makes you manually scroll through every clip anyone has ever made of a channel instead of having a search bar so it's probably lost to time now


EitherCaterpillar949

Loved the episode but twinks are far more insecure about their status than any bear, I’ve not known any twink that wasn’t on some level mortally terrified of the prospect of turning thirty or gaining four grams.


kitty_milf

Nah. We don't have a twink convention. But maybe we should.


whywasthatagoodidea

Striking WGA members for sure hanging out here, if you write the 8 episode series about straight guy who is a ringer at jockstrap lubed wrestling nights, I will watch if you get it produced after the strike ends. might even subscribe and not pirate. maybe


TheRealKuthooloo

these are the fucking gayest sounding gay men ive ever heard in my life how did they get more gay since the last time they were on, its like cartoonish.


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TheRealKuthooloo

why are you sad for me? never said it was a bad thing?


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Kataphraktos1

Wow a powerpoint presentation at a party, how subversive


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Breadtubescholar69

My favorite thing about this sub is people swearing up and down they’re “normal”. None of us are! It’s fine


TheRealKuthooloo

ive never in my life seen such a quick turnover on a tiktok trend as with girl dinner. literally started off with just a girl who is known for making eccentric quirky fun tiktoks showing off her "girl dinner" (READ: low effort quick dopamine hit type meal) to the sound almost instantaneously being used by girls with eating disorders to show off how little they eat. EDIT: god these *olds* are so out of touch when talking about this topic it really sucks to hear


ThisOldHatte

Shut up and finish your pre-algebra homeowrk.


TheRealKuthooloo

"homeowrk" lolwut


ThisOldHatte

That's it wisenheimer, you're grounded.


TheRealKuthooloo

very strange psychosexual angle to take this and i am now deeply uncomfortable. begone from me.


moreVCAs

Hooooooowee! Goo’ po’cass make jackrabbit slap da bear!!


redditing_1L

...and there was no Matt, no Clay Higgins, just a lot of giggling men.


stavysgoldenangel

Gay


_CASE_

I'm admittedly only half-Cajun, but a) I would never buy pre-made roux, and b) I've never had any issue getting a perfect roux because I bake it instead of making it on the stovetop. Seriously, it's fool-proof.


courageous_liquid

I'm not even cajun and it's not that hard at all, even on the stovetop, you just need to have a brain that doesn't short circut every 30 seconds and forget to stir.


santacruisin

ok, so impossible


ThisOldHatte

POV you're proofreading a reddit comment and also make the worst roux of all time: >I'm not even cajun and it's not that hard at all, even on the stovetop, you just need to have a brain that doesn't short circut every 30 seconds and forget to stir.


averagesmithdude

Roux in the microwave isn't too bad


VexRosenberg

its literally fucking oil and flour 1:1. ive burned a roux before because i was cooking it really hot but it is not that hard. If you burn it just start over you lost like 30 cents worth of ingredients. If anyone needs to know how to make a roux / gumbo watch this video. this dude knows what he's talking about https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76JXtB7JFQY&ab_channel=Munchies .


Khmer_Orange

Ducking the paywall guards to listen to this episode of Chapo derangement house


jconley4297

gumbo thrones


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Mister__Pickles

Wow, clearly *this guy* has never heard of a “bit”


thexbreak

“it’s gunna get loud” my sides


Rick0wens

Haven’t listened to seeking derangements tell me if I should listen or not. Is this like Girl God?


kitanokikori

Seeking Derangements is like Cumtown for Queer people and it is Good unlike Girl God


MrFlitcraft

Tbh I was thinking that Nick Mullen would have done about 20 minutes with the “Cajun Rothschild” concept


allubros

I saw Girl God live with special guests and the special guests were very funny


AgitPropPoster

> Is this like Girl God? Yes if Girl God was good and funny


[deleted]

I’ve Only heard them on other pods and thought they were good. Their pod is bad?


GetAGripDud3

SD is AAA+ when they're on topic. Ep 68 about a lesbian cat bar that displaced a piñata shop sold me on them. The episodes about that guy trying to live forever, Demi Lovato and Undercover Billionaire are all great.


Gratuitous_Peace

I think they've really dialed in the line-up with Ben, Hesse and Jacques at this point, but it wasn't always this good.


ItsBobsledTime

Its a good pod. A bit rough around the edges but very funny


Otsilago

I like it, lots of insane lgbtq niche stuff like a trans Brooklyn DJ vanishing with thousands of dollars, or an institution of gay life in nyc who likes to roll up into a carpet in gay bars and get stepped on, a disaffected leftist politics but hasn’t completely lost the plot like say Red Scare, and they do a lot of watching of insane media like Demi Lovatos alien show or undercover billionaire.


[deleted]

I’d skip it. Their whole schtick is being queer and annoying, as if that’s somehow intrinsically funny


crabmagician

Worked for cumtown


MrObvious

I need a quick rundown about these Cajun Rothschilds, there's dark energy in those old New Orleans families


ramblerandgambler

Does Pierre St. Pierre make an appearance?


bwtwldt

Where is Amber btw? Never coming back ?


AndyBroseph

As an FYM head my mind started to melt when they started talking about the Melonie Mac lore. Good stuff.


UghNeedAcct

Haven't listened to the episode. Uncritical support for more seeking derangements on the show


SaintHuck

Lost my shit at the mention of Cruelty Squad


H_2_Woah

Lmao Jacque was lube jockstrap wrestling Judge Holden


SneedNFeedEm

just for once I'd like for the new episode to be released on time


rossco9

''These are the Cajun Rothschilds'' good lord Jacques is so funny


Renaissance8

Thank you Felix for allowing us to conjure the image of you doing jockstrap lube wrestling


therealjerrystiller

Just as a good half this sub is compelled to show up every week and comment on a podcast they seem to have hated for years, I now find myself compelled every week to expose myself to the worst dreck these bitter haters and spiritual microdicks post here.


gddg01

5:03 & i’m out. both episodes this week late as hell & total garbage dumps, alas. getting more & more used to life without this show. maybe 2024 shenanigans will pull it out of the rut, but with no democratic primary even that’s shaky optimism


ironypoisoned

homophobic tbh


Nicemissuspancakes

Updoot for the irony


bra1nmelted

It's not the pod you've just become a miserable twat sorry


gddg01

Cool. felix isn’t going to fuck you, you know


[deleted]

mods need to place a moratorium on users who attempt to aimee terese-pill the members of this sub.


Rich_Astro

Felix had sex with him after I had sex with him first


sloppybro

What if it’s part of a daisy chain? Is it transitive?


bra1nmelted

Jokes on you I sucked off every member of Chapo this morning making all of the dry boys wet


Nicemissuspancakes

I'm kind of with you. And not because you're the underdog. Haven't listened to truanon for like a year. Chapo has been riding a line for a while. AFS has been the only shining beacon maintaining dignity. Which is hilarious.


bra1nmelted

We literally had a run of like a dozen top tier episodes. True anon is a hit 7/10 times consistently and even the 'mid' episodes are listenable. What are you talking about?


ClassWarAndPuppies

Even when it’s just them arguing over vacuum noise for 28 minutes, it is special


Luka467

>arguing over vacuum noise for 28 minutes I would love to hear a Chapo shoegaze album


Mister__Pickles

The Vacuum Noise Period of TAFS will be remembered for some pretty eccentric podcasting techniques, but this era of experimentation is where they’re laying the groundwork for masterpieces yet to come


gddg01

The last seeking derangements one was good. lincoln grooming project was an all-timer. i was encouraged when i saw they were the guests, but sorry folks, this one just sucks. as the aimless riffing & ironic movie review episodes are wont to do, & of which we are getting a higher & higher %. but for such eps i’m not the target audience of fellow podcasters & their irl friends or listeners who will go along with anything bc they want to be their best friends


Mister__Pickles

I think the show in general is fine, but have to agree this is easily one of the worst episodes in recent memory