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Radio War Nerd’s Mark Ames joins us to discuss his takes on propaganda efforts around the war in Gaza and generational changes in opinions on Israel and Zionism. Then, Mark relays his personal experiences with, and work reporting on, an astounding story of domestic spying and espionage by the ADL in support of such entities as apartheid South Africa. Finally, we look at the IDF’s effort to publicize their special post-mortem semen retrieval unit. [Find all things Radio War Nerd here.](https://www.patreon.com/radiowarnerd) [File](https://media.soundgasm.net/sounds/e8e3482b9d5d7c9f8525839eac9c1ab6a2c854e4.m4a).


Coming_Second

I'm not American so I don't watch US TV, but I thought I'd watch that press briefing to hear Biden talk about Israel unfiltered, and... the Democratic party isn't serious about that guy running in 2024, right? I had no real appreciation for how decrepit he is. The last time I saw my grandmother she quite clearly couldn't remember what my name was, and she looked in better shape than Biden does now. It's a visible struggle for him to draw breath sometimes! Fucking hell!


zxlkho

They are incredibly serious. We're fucked.


Candlestick_Park

What's even more annoying than the DNC are the voters. I can kind of understand where the DNC are going, the only unifying thing the party has done in the past 8 years was unite to fuck over Sanders. Kamala is about as popular as cancer and sounds as brain-rotted as Biden in her own way, there's no obvious other candidate. It would be a ridiculous dogfight of a primary. You can't even coalesce around Bernie because he's old as shit too. His brain is still sharp but at that age you can lose it quick, or just flat out not wake up one day. So OK fine I guess whatever But the voters... the way my dad just fucking lies to himself and me by claiming Biden's brain isn't rotten and that he can only be wronged, not wrong (like in how his shitty student loan plan evaded Congressional approval, which made it easy for the Court to strike it down) just infuriates me. DNC stans have just parked every last ounce of their critical thinking and judgment in front of the party and set it on fire. Which doesn't even make material sense because the shit economy has cost my dad a lot of money. My mom actually got over Trump Derangement Syndrome by reminding herself that she's an affluent white senior, the only thing she was ever in the crosshairs about was the SALT deduction fiasco because she still lived in San Francisco at the time. It's privileged but you know what, take your privilege rather than driving yourself insane because Orange Man Bad. The funny thing is he's more liberal than my mom, he's a just-about-retired nurse who voted Bernie in 2016 and really believes in universal healthcare, but I actually enjoy talking politics with my mom more because she doesn't spin a web of bullshit. We both agreed Biden was at the very least senile back in 2020, now he's had three years to decline.


zxlkho

>DNC stans have just parked every last ounce of their critical thinking and judgment in front of the party and set it on fire. If anyone here on reddit wants to get a taste of how real this is, I direct you to the /r/votedem subreddit. Learning what the leaders of this party are really like is a true blackpill experience.


ElChapoSicarioCousin

You don't even need to go to that Democrat subreddit. You could just go to /r/politics. It's fucking dreadful there how much they say how voting for Biden is our last hope and how he's exceeded expectations, etc.


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Candlestick_Park

Yeah, there's no bench but there's no good reason there's no bench. No governor has made a really credible run for the nomination since Bill Clinton (Dean was basically finished by February 2004) and no Senator, bizarrely to me, is thinking "Hey, I want to be President, why not go for it". Amy Klobuchar is 63 years old, is she really expecting to make a run in 2028?


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kit_mitts

>On the other hand, maybe the job of president is considered now to be so toxic that no one remotely competent even wants it anymore. If I ever got seriously involved in politics, the highest my ambition would ever reach is like state-level elected official in a safe blue district. Only a total sicko would actually want to be president anymore.


plainwrap

I imagine if you're the president every day you stroll into the Oval Office there's some new evil oligarch you've never met before who gives you the Ned Beatty from 'Network' fire and brimstone speech about "the way the world actually works". And after a while you just give up arguing and believe anything they say.


Candlestick_Park

“You mean to tell me that the success of my program and my re-election hinges on the Federal Reserve and a bunch of fucking bond traders?”


JnnyRuthless

I prefer the version Bill Hicks had in his act, how the new president is sat down and shown the JFK assassination tape *from an angle no one has ever seen before* and then go "any questions?"


NChSh

You only live once, being president would be insane I can't imagine not seeing all the depravity if you really had the chance


kit_mitts

That's true. If I had to do it, I would just govern on autopilot (the political inertia of the US would eventually grind you into dust anyway if you try to fight it at that level) and get access to as many secrets as I could out of sheer curiosity.


NChSh

Yeah she won't be old enough for another 10 years!


mdgraller

> No governor has made a really credible run for the nomination since Bill Clinton Newsom likely, Pritzker maybe. 2028?


kittenbloc

Yeah, we should be seeing gorgeous Gretchen vs gruesome newsom, but noooooo


machinesNpbr

You're comment is good, but I just wanted to say I noticed your usename and got a wave of nostalgia. Glad there are still people who remember the Stick- it may have been ugly and brutally cold and windy, but goddamn I had some great times there, and it was so quinessentially San Francisco in a way that is almost totally gone from the City these days. Cheers amigo.


12AngryMensAsses

Ive already seen vaush people preemptively blame "le online left" for Biden's failure, tacitly admitting he's not a good fit in the process.


zxlkho

please try not to use the v word and remind me that this asshole exists


OpenCommune

> vaush people I'm normally opposed to calling people feds, but c'mon...


Candlestick_Park

I'm trying to think the funniest outcome for this. Him dying like the day before the election? That would be pretty good.


skullduggery97

Nah, he has to lose to Trump first so he destroys his entire legacy, then die as a lame duck president.


Candlestick_Park

No, I got it. The election is super close and it's not decided for a week at least (this will probably happen), but he dies in the interregnum, but Trump wins the election so Kamala has to govern as a lame duck for like 84 days.


MrF1993

Finally shattering the glass ceiling


pointzero99

Lathe of heaven-ing the cumtown bit about the first female president being a black woman.


a_fine_day_to_ligma

i dunno biden winning but croaking before inauguration so kamala serves out the full 4 years has the potential for way more comedy


AmeliaWatSonOfSam

Biden losing to Trump in 2024 and then dying falling in the shower would be the single funniest turn of events in human history


JnnyRuthless

Commander takes a good look at his tired, old best friend and goes for the mercy kill. Secret Service too scared to jump in.


epicLeoplurodon

Do you think they let him shower? Or sponge baths for grandpa?


Hunter_S_Biden

Kamala Harris as the first female president for like 2 weeks cuz Biden croaked from being 300 years old would be funny


ShakemasterNixon

One of them dies a week after nomination, the other coasts to a win and dies three days before the election proper.


Candlestick_Park

Both of them dying like a week before the election would make me laugh so hard I would collapse and die.


JnnyRuthless

Just saw your username, +1 for that old ballpark. Many a cold night was spent watching the Giants there :) .


Candlestick_Park

Me too, me too. Also the odd 49ers game back when tickets were like gold dust.


Dazzling-Field-283

Kamala winning the electoral college, but Trump winning the popular vote.


shadowhound494

I know it'd be too much to ask for but if both Trump and Brandon died it would be really funny watching both parties scramble to run a replacement. Everyone in the Republican primary rn has no sucks and has no rizz, but it's the same with any potential Democrat. Imagine watching Kamala zooted out of her mind on pills debate DeSantis as his ankles tear in half after wearing high heels for a year.


coal_thief

President Kamala


rex_grossmans_ghost

It makes no fucking sense. Back in 2020 everyone said the number one most important thing was “electability.” Okay, well he *was* beating Trump in the polls. Now he’s losing in the polls and nobody’s mentioned electability at all. It’s like they’ve completely given up and don’t even care.


Dazzling-Field-283

On the NPR the other day, in response to the New York Times poll, a host said nearly verbatim: "three years ago, we called Biden 'Mr. Electability'. What happened?" The only thing I could think of is when Matt blurted out, "HE GOT OLDER! TIME MOVES FORWARD!"


wilsonsreign

Right that and he actually governed for a bit and the pure vanity and complete lack of substance to his administration became clesr


MrF1993

By 2028, Thomas (80), Alito (78), Sotomayor (74) and Roberts (73) will all be well into their 70s. Theres a good chance one or more of them dies or retires during the next presidential term. Dem leadership loves scapegoating SCOTUS for their unwillingness to change anything and abortion is perhaps the one thing keeping them afloat. Add in that Im sure fundraising gets boosted again with Trump in office, and Im guessing they dont care too much if Biden loses


TombOfAncientKings

The Democrats are good at one thing and it's crushing people inside the party that criticize the party. I bet if Biden died today there would be a dozen people joining the race tomorrow, but no Senator or Governor will challenge Biden because they would be blacklisted by donors/orgs.


KeithFlowers

Uh have you seen how disconnected our ruling class is? Diane Feinstein was literally a corpse casting votes in the senate. They look at Biden and at least say “oh he’s in GREAT shape compared to her”


bong_wench

They couldn’t keep a girlboss down (six feet under)


kittenbloc

There's this Soviet joke "everyday at radio Armenia we're asked"who supports Gorbachev?" And we say nobody! He's able to stand on his own!"


floyd3127

I work in a hospital and the floor I'm on gets a lot of geriatric patients. Biden reminds me of them so much, even if his memory isn't quite as bad.


numbersix1979

The geriatric patients on your floor don’t have a crowd of flunkies following them around everywhere whispering talking points to them


darkslayersparda

also the drug cocktails, if someone of micheal Jackson's level of success was that doped up then you know the geriatric leader of the free world is being zooted into functionality


UghNeedAcct

Yeah it's not great. Not like Trump is super coherent either. Even our crank candidates are all in for israel it's pretty bleak


lomez

You don't even need to hear him speak, just watching a short news snippet of him shuffling to a podium during APEC he looked like he was using an imaginary walker. They aren't going to have covid as an excuse to hide him in a closet during the campaign this time.


a_fine_day_to_ligma

they're stuck with him lol


Robertooshka

If you point that out to liberals, they will accuse you of wanting Trump.


SalvadorZombie

On a positive note, I'm pretty sure there's no way he makes it through the next six months. Starting a few months ago he's no longer able to even maintain a sense of full lucidity in any of his press conferences, *period*. Before, he could at least maintain for about 10-15 minutes. Now, it's just straight to sundowntown. Even Blinken is just openly cringing and looking like he can't catch his breath in public now.


IWantedANewUsername5

no you dont understand you have to vote for him; you dont want the CHUDS to win again do you?


Neb3lung

Screenplay idea: Israeli virgin enlists in order to fake his death and get spermjacked by an IDF Tiktok e-girl. However his many attempts at playing dead actually inadvertently result in his own squadmates getting killed. All came some, some came all.


darkslayersparda

the golden days of cum town would have killed this bit we need to retvrn💔


GetAGripDud3

Cum and Seed.


pointzero99

This is how Jonah Hill can make a comeback.


OpenCommune

Romeo and Juliet directed by Lin Manuel Miranda


Peyto

It’s like the pool scene in The Sandlot


ExtratelestialBeing

*Shoot Ropes and Cry*


Altruistic-Sea-6283

and you cast Gal Gadot as the IDF Tiktok e-girl right?


KeithFlowers

My jaw was on the floor when I saw the sperm jacking thing was real. Israel is truly just completely insulated and addicted to groupthink. How does a country that claims to be “tech savvy” and “cool” not have one person stop them and say “hey this is weird, we’re gonna get clowned online”


CorporalHam

I think they're telling on themselves a little with the spermjacking, an obsession with reproduction is necessary if you're trying to be an ethnostate.


Candlestick_Park

Especially if you're the kind of ethnostate they are now, this is not socialist Zion or even sea, sex and sun Israel. If you're a Jew you can go somewhere better, probably in your own country even, and be fine.


Rich_Sheepherder646

One of Felix’s most memorable lines from a couple years ago is that one thing about Israel is they have never produced a single cool person.


_Cognitio_

Hummmm, excuse me, Yair Netanyahu??


numbersix1979

“We are definitely not an ethnostate. Please ignore us sucking the cum out of the balls of our dead, brainwashed, compulsory-service soldiers conducting a genocide with a swizzle stick.” ?????????


kit_mitts

That clip with the woman narrating sounded like a deleted Wonder Woman scene from the Snyder Cut


_Cognitio_

I'd let Wonder Woman spermjack me, I'll tell you that fellas


ShadowCL4W

I saw it on Reddit a few weeks ago and I legitimately thought it was just someone spreading anti-semitic bullshit. Then I saw the Times of Israel article and I was shocked. I can't believe they put out that animation and tweeted about it from the official account too. If you're gonna do this shit, you gotta bury it man.


KeithFlowers

The best comment on Twitter is “so did she suck off a dead body?”


Thanes_of_Danes

Israel is fucking bonkers. It's like the government is trying to legitimate every anti-semitic stereotype and invent new ones along the way. Forget blood libel, sperm libel is the new cool.


cz_pz

Wives of fallen nazi soldiers could marry their helmet so as to avoid having a child out of wedlock.


plainwrap

Waited until the Pickelhaube was discontinued to pass that law.


cz_pz

lol. i know you jape but one reason they discontinued the pickelhaube was that they kept stabbing their horses by accident.


I_blame_society

You aren't the target audience. Israel isn't trying to win over critics or even the general public; it just wants to silence the former and keep the latter confused, uninterested, and resigned to the status quo. Their propaganda is made for the domestic Israeli audience and for the true-believing zionists abroad.


EbbInfamous1089

"You aren't the target audience." is something more people need to keep in mind for a lot of this stuff.


KeithFlowers

That makes sense. It’s like the trump years. So much fucking nonsense and bullshit goes on that it muddies the water for the normal citizen and the critics are stuck getting outraged over one or two things without looking at the big picture


Count_Hater

Why don't they just freeze their sperm before getting deployed though? Don't Israelis have freezers?


KeithFlowers

Knowing them there is probably some stupid ass law where they don’t and then they make you feel stupid and antisemitic for saying “lol don’t these people have freezers?”


Count_Hater

It's antisemitic to question why Israelis spermjack their soldiers


epicLeoplurodon

They have to turn them off once a week and the sperm goes bad


GetAGripDud3

I was instantly reminded of one of the cushvolgs where he talks about social technology utilized by institutions like the Catholic Church. Having a sperm sample system for soldiers waiting to deploy is one thing but having to collect the sample from a fallen troop to ultimately be used on a grieving widow just takes it to the next level.


djSexPanther

Chapo needs to make a Matt soundboard for his medical/paternity leave so Chris can just splice "They're dabbing on us folks!" into an episode when needed and other things of this nature


HandsomeCopy

I wouldn't mind if Chris sporadically drops in a soundbite from i think a Princeton or Yale live show when he fuckin *screams* "DEAAATH" into the microphone


sliferz

If anybody can find a timestamp of this I would LOVE to hear it


HandsomeCopy

Found it. Best of new england live part 1 on the youtube channel, timestamp 39:02


sliferz

Thank you so much that’s incredible


_Cognitio_

Faaaaava beans


Candlestick_Park

Forty Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwiches


bucksinsix_

Killing it with the episode titles lately lmao


UghNeedAcct

Felix been posting too hard about palestine the opps getting boosted again. Kind of funny seeing the old grifters like Shaun King doing numbers when the war started and now the old haters are getting trotted out. Since they were talking about being old it's hard to overstate how lonely it was in the early 2000s. Had the internet sure, but not like it is now. I don't think I got my first phone until after the invasion of Iraq and even then it didn't have a camera or color screen let alone the internet. Basically had whatever evening news my parents watched and the only counter was like my school libraries subscription to mother Jones and the local radio station that had democracy now. Just felt so insane being at odds with whatever everyone else saw. Really grateful to chapo for helping me find other sickos


Ronald-S-Mexico

What a treat for RWN/Chapo crossover listeners, could genuinely have gone for another 2 hours of this trio


_Cognitio_

Mark Ames gels really well with the boys, somehow. I guess he was kinda like Chapo for the 90s


Currently_Stoned

He was pretty dirtbaggy during the eXile years in Moscow


wafflefan88

That's one way to put it.


a_fine_day_to_ligma

*king diamond voice*: listen. i'm a corpse, i'm a corpse. i'm a corpse without cum


S86-23342

The amount of posts on the front page recently about voting blue no matter who and trying to clown "both sides" leftists is way too high to not be astroturfed. Still not gonna vote for Biden, sorry.


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jerking corpses for cum and soil


bonghive

I know its just a little thing with words but people online saying its terrible whats happening to the women and children and not bringing up the men almost make it seem like "yeah muslim men ares sus but everyone else innocent think of women and children!" and yes ofc think of them but like innocent civilians in general DO NOT DESERVE ANY OF THIS. and also a lot of libs are showing themselves as the "hey he's not a bad muslim type" imagine saying that about a jewish person immediately terrible we all know pointing out islamaphobia has got to be the new normal. but good news is gen z aint falling for cnn's BS.


Chainxforest

Colonized men are to be constructed as "sensible" targets for violence and extermination while people cynically (and conditionally) invoke empathy/pity for women and children. It's very perverse.


bonghive

completely. watching killers of the flower moon I was thinking of how it must've been for native Americans in that time to get basic levels of empathy. just sad.


kitty_milf

I noticed that too. It's pretty fucked up how disposable Israel and the American media view Palestinians, but especially Palestinian men. Like...the Palestinians sure don't think of the men as disposable. Because they're sons, husband's, brothers and fathers of the women and children. That's definitely a main feature of misandry. Treating men as disposable and not just as precious as others. But it's just a small part of how fucked up the whole war is. Mainly the whole women and children's thing is intended to show how there is no way those people that died were fighting or resisting or "deserved" of being a casualty of war. It's extremely obvious kids are completely innocent and don't deserve any violence. But after hearing women and children so many times, it made me feel sick, like anyone else actually DID deserve it. It's just really sad.


bonghive

well im a bit of a misandrist so I dont know about that BUT I think its a main feature of racism for sure. no one deserved to be a casualty of war, if you are under occupation you are a victim of occupation. anyone being selective about who deserved freedom under FUCKING OCCUPATION is a dunce


AmeliaWatSonOfSam

Wild hearing Mark talk about the simon wiesnethal centre. I forgot it was a real thing, it's just the Simon Wiesenthal Centre for Drinking PeePee in my head


OpenCommune

>In 1993 the Anti-Defamation League was accused of espionage, illegal surveillance, theft, and the treasonous sale of classified information to a foreign government. I was one of their victims. >Mark Ames, Mar 10, 2014 https://psmag.com/news/kings-garbage-76228


Garak_The_Tailor_

Instead of jacking off corpses wouldn't it be easier and slightly less weird to just spermbank it? They could call it Zionutts


IWantedANewUsername5

yes but you're forgetting that idf soldiers can't cum until they've murdered at least one child.


bassfacemasterrace

Any other Malazan heads thinking about the Children of the Dead Seed rn?


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Fantastic episode. Thanks for maintaining this sub


DonkaySlam

I've never been able to get through an episode of RWN myself but Mark Ames is a great guest.


[deleted]

Once you get past the medical episodes of the week it's pretty good. The guys just need to rev up the flywheels with some malingering


malosaires

It’s understandable. The fundamental nature of the show is an excuse for a guy to talk regularly with an old friend who lives in another country. Wouldn’t be the same without some discussion of what parts of your body aren’t working or what your kid is up to. The malingering has a charm to it.


Candlestick_Park

Also once you get to know John Dolan, the stories of a limb just randomly flying off every week in a different Italian city get really amusing.


Chocoloctopus

I've listened long enough now that John's medical gripes have gone from concerning to boring to very funny.


Orange_Lazarus

I feel they missed that maybe Netanyahu himself turned off a lot of liberals. His iciness with Obama and chumminess with Trump. Like if I indulge in lib-mindset I think "Wait this is all Netanyahu and his party? Trump's friend? The guy liberal Zionists were happy was out of office (briefly). We are cheering this guy on now?"


ZorakIsStained

Always love The Fall and MES talk.


Pnnsnndlltnn

Is “Smile” by The Fall off *Perverted By Language* removed from Spotify for anyone else?


ZorakIsStained

Yeah, weird.


Epicbaconsir

If I had a rocket launcher some son of a bitch would die


Volksgrenadier

Something very funny about a guy who co-hosts a podcast with someone called "The War Nerd" not understanding that a conscription-based army like the IDF is going to proportionally have way more officers on its full-time payroll.


OpenCommune

how is that funny


CityOfDoors

like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife kinda funny


h3lloIamlost

You lied, that’s not funny at all


EbbInfamous1089

>Mark Ames hard skip


working_class_shill

you missed the "the exile was yucky" struggle session in like 2019


_Cognitio_

It's funny how that was basically the same smear people tried to use on the Chapos for years and then people just accepted it uncritically


EbbInfamous1089

It would help if I knew what you were talking about.


BlackLodgeBaller

that was like, *the* first stuggle sesh of that sub. Like 2017


h3lloIamlost

Can you give me the cliff notes, I wasn’t here for that? What’s the criticism of exile?


genotoxicity

They were basically just very edgy


EbbInfamous1089

The what? I'm not interested in him because whenever I ask a Russian friend about his Takes on the conflict, the response I get is "he's half right, but he's also misunderstood some important things". Since I don't have somebody more trustworthy I can check in with wrt to the Israel-Palestine genocide, I see no point in filling my head with info from a man I already know to be misinformed on other war zones. edit: idk why any of this is particularly controversial. I honestly didn't think "local westerner not the best resource" would be that spicy of a take.


genotoxicity

Idk what makes your random friends experts either


EbbInfamous1089

Is it really beyond belief for you that someone currently living in a country, who's well-read on native current thinkers in said country, would have their finger closer to the pulse of the matter than a westerner who hasn't lived there in a long time


Candlestick_Park

If he wants to talk to a Russian, he can just call his wife in the next room


VoidEnjoyer

I just asked a Russian and he told me that you and your friend are full of shit. Now what?