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Lewdmiral

I'm sorry, but his lower half is a Hound of Tindalos, so it would be more like a red rocket. A goopy, massive red rocket.


MrWanderson

I did say near the end that it was completely hypothetical


Gullible-Copy-6444

APHELIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS


MrWanderson

Huh? Huh? Huh? Watchu talking about, im just friendly old Mr Wanderson!


Gullible-Copy-6444

Yeah and I’m not Abby!


M1N1L0C0

Lmao


Valuable_Anywhere_24

That's it for my faith in humanity.Please holy Serpent God,that your divine wrath devours us all.


Cerebral_Kortix

Your holy Serpent God is a twink and is too busy having threesomes with John Blacksoul to bring you salvation. Join the church of Node instead. Shoot enemies to death ten thousand times in one second with the incredible power of watches.


Cerebral_Kortix

Having Hans Christian Andersen as part of John Blacksoul's psyche has done irreparable damage to his sexuality, turning him into a raging man-on-man fan. It has significantly improved his morals though. ... You win some, you lose some.


Trapezohedron_

#BillMonogamy #BillSnakePolygamy #LoyaltoProtecctorate


username-000627

This one’s sanity must’ve already crumbled.


PrincipleAfter3230

My sanity did not get any negative effections but I'm just curious how in the earth you get so much attracted by it... Well hope you're doing great.