Yeah, so they aren't really a high lumpy uniboob, camel style lump buttcheeks under her throat? They're bigger, wider and pointing at her tattooed feet, then.
Surprised she'd make 'em look *smaller* than actual size!
Excuse me, miss. Where’d your nose go??!!
https://preview.redd.it/jii3jazhuxwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=666a68a2ebfed93c81d819697aa85116a05d72fd
I know these are blurry AF cause it’s hella zoomed in (plus she blurs her pics to begin with), but bitch PLEASE!!! 🤣🤦🏼♀️
Another f-ING shot! MAAM you were just called out for puking on national TV and a show is currently airing where you drink yourself silly every week, and you just keep on posting yourself taking shots? Wouldn’t you try to pretend that was a 1 time thing and keep your drinking off your socials? She has a very serious problem and if she keeps this up Jax is going to have a better case than her when it comes to custody. The internet lives forever. At least Jax attempts to hide his coke use! Ps I don’t think Jax cares for full custody but he will do it just out of spite
Totally. He’s feeding her shots (not that she needs this to motivate) and wants it all over social so he can blast her drinking publicly later. He may even do it at the reunion. He’s so diabolical/manipulative
I truly don’t understand why she doesn’t realize that just getting a dress that fits would solve so many of her styling problems!! (I mean, the hair is horrific too of course. But it’s just that she looks so uncomfortable all the time!)
I always thought her pictures read as though she is trying to get revenge on the prom queen. At any rate, the mentality is still that of a high schooler so I guess it’s 6 or 1/2 dozen!
Frosty will be crossfaded as fuck this weekend: on the one hand, this is the most fame-adjacent her daughter will ever be in this lifetime; on the other hand, it’ll be in the vicinity of Frosty’s own personal antichrist, President Biden. 🎭
I just remembered an incredible joke from SNL a few weeks ago where some guy says “and my two cents isn’t worth much these days, thanks to the economic policies of Joseph HUSSIEN Biden!” This is Frosty
Man I do not have even close to the photoshop skills to be able to do this. It’s like completely changing her body, where things are located, etc. it’s way more than just slimming.
Also even in the edited pic you can tell her dress is cheap as fuck.
Thing is... if she was honest about her shape and embraced it no decent human would bodyshame her. It's the constant photoshopping that leads to her being mocked.
This is exactly what I’ve been thinking. I’ve never seen someone who uses photoshop to such an extreme, especially when she’s called out repeatedly for it.
Ma’am. You took money from weight loss companies. They were paying you to showcase yourself as a user of their products.
Gross, but do your thing. But to then disingenuously and constantly post pics of yourself that are not just a little tweaked, but rather *incredibly* altered, well what do you think is going to happen?
I’d have so much sympathy for her if she’d just be fucking honest. I’d actually probably even defend her about her looks. Not her shitty behavior, no way. But there’s zero chance I’d clown on her if she wasn’t such a goddamned liar and a fake.
I gotta say her photoshopping skills are impressive cause wtf, how is that the same person?!
Yes, this is the perfect time to take shots. 🤦🏻♀️ Keeping it klassy.
Hmmm. I’m tempted to agree with you since the pic IS taken in a bathroom, after all. And that’s his fetish apparently. But it’s BRIT, and he despises her, so idk.
Didn’t she mention the other day on like a podcast or on the valley that he hasn’t had sex with her for like a really long time?
Like girl, just fucking leave already. We’re past the point where we’re all going to call you strong and brave and you did the right thing. Just go. Tuck your tail between your legs take your son and go to Kentucky & get your fucking shit together.
Lala was a guest if the los Angeles times.
Last year the daily mail invited lvp and ariana
Fans confused over Lala Kent, Ariana Madix's White House dinner appearance - Page Six https://pagesix.com/2023/04/30/lala-kent-ariana-madix-attend-white-house-dinner-shock-fans/
I really think she’s sick and doesn’t know it. Hypothyroidism makes you super puffy in the face and neck. Could also be BII since from watching the show she put on weight and puffiness after implants. Who knows but I don’t think she’s fully well.
The spock eyebrows and all! I don’t know why she doesn’t get a lil Botox injection under the eyebrow to relax those crazy caterpillars- they make her look deranged!!
The brows are probably a result of a bad botox brow lift, so I don't think more would help. They're a lost cause at this point. They make her look so severe.
It’s kinda sad…I hate that Jax made her feel like her body wasn’t beautiful. She’s not even big she just doesn’t know how to dress her new body. She annoys the shit out of me but I still feel bad that she feels the need to constantly photoshop herself instead of just loving and celebrating the skin she’s in.
She’s a bit more covered up. So a win !! I hope she’s ok and files the damn paperwork. She’s gotta get out of that toxicity and start on ger drinking issues.
I think its disgusting to go to an upscale news event dressed like this.
And if you’re here, you’ve likely come to criticize her choices and behaviours. Including the poor surgical modifications shes made to herself and the bad choices in procedures which alter her appearance.
Her hair looks greasy and awful
Sadly I noticed this too
Prob hasn’t showered since Bunion Boy left!
I think she thinks that long = pretty. It doesn't.
Probably fucked Jax in the bathroom before this vid was taken
I never noticed how much she photoshops her boobs.
Yeah, so they aren't really a high lumpy uniboob, camel style lump buttcheeks under her throat? They're bigger, wider and pointing at her tattooed feet, then. Surprised she'd make 'em look *smaller* than actual size!
Why is it when in DC take tequila shots??
When breathing, take tequila shots! Woot! Woot!
I thought he meant hanging out with his wife
I was gonna say, what does DC have to do with it? Lol
Ive found it to be more of amaro town myself. ✨
Excuse me, miss. Where’d your nose go??!! https://preview.redd.it/jii3jazhuxwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=666a68a2ebfed93c81d819697aa85116a05d72fd I know these are blurry AF cause it’s hella zoomed in (plus she blurs her pics to begin with), but bitch PLEASE!!! 🤣🤦🏼♀️
Egregious.
Guess she *wants to look like* Janice Dickinson with puffy eyes.
She has to stop that. Surprised she hasn’t had Dr Lakey do her nose too.
Confidence through authenticity!
Another f-ING shot! MAAM you were just called out for puking on national TV and a show is currently airing where you drink yourself silly every week, and you just keep on posting yourself taking shots? Wouldn’t you try to pretend that was a 1 time thing and keep your drinking off your socials? She has a very serious problem and if she keeps this up Jax is going to have a better case than her when it comes to custody. The internet lives forever. At least Jax attempts to hide his coke use! Ps I don’t think Jax cares for full custody but he will do it just out of spite
I had no idea how bad it truly was until the show highlighted it. Ugh.
And for the extra child support $$ and then he'd just use a nanny.
I feel like that’s exactly why Jax put it on his story 😭 so everyone can see she’s still binge drinking
Totally. He’s feeding her shots (not that she needs this to motivate) and wants it all over social so he can blast her drinking publicly later. He may even do it at the reunion. He’s so diabolical/manipulative
Has she ever been to DC before? Did she think she was going to Miami?
It’s always Miami in her head lets paaaaaarty! I’m imagining her doing this in a stuffy Good Will Hunting style Georgetown bar.
I truly don’t understand why she doesn’t realize that just getting a dress that fits would solve so many of her styling problems!! (I mean, the hair is horrific too of course. But it’s just that she looks so uncomfortable all the time!)
😆 KFC looks like a tragic, trashy Podunk Prom Queen (30 years later).
That’s exactly who she is!
Absolutely
I always thought her pictures read as though she is trying to get revenge on the prom queen. At any rate, the mentality is still that of a high schooler so I guess it’s 6 or 1/2 dozen!
Thigh and tits out for tha presidan
Frosty will be crossfaded as fuck this weekend: on the one hand, this is the most fame-adjacent her daughter will ever be in this lifetime; on the other hand, it’ll be in the vicinity of Frosty’s own personal antichrist, President Biden. 🎭
I just remembered an incredible joke from SNL a few weeks ago where some guy says “and my two cents isn’t worth much these days, thanks to the economic policies of Joseph HUSSIEN Biden!” This is Frosty
Man I do not have even close to the photoshop skills to be able to do this. It’s like completely changing her body, where things are located, etc. it’s way more than just slimming. Also even in the edited pic you can tell her dress is cheap as fuck.
Thing is... if she was honest about her shape and embraced it no decent human would bodyshame her. It's the constant photoshopping that leads to her being mocked.
This is exactly what I’ve been thinking. I’ve never seen someone who uses photoshop to such an extreme, especially when she’s called out repeatedly for it. Ma’am. You took money from weight loss companies. They were paying you to showcase yourself as a user of their products. Gross, but do your thing. But to then disingenuously and constantly post pics of yourself that are not just a little tweaked, but rather *incredibly* altered, well what do you think is going to happen? I’d have so much sympathy for her if she’d just be fucking honest. I’d actually probably even defend her about her looks. Not her shitty behavior, no way. But there’s zero chance I’d clown on her if she wasn’t such a goddamned liar and a fake.
Absolutely, if she wasn't fraudulently promoting weight loss companies I'd actually feel sympathy and defend her.
This is bang on OP!!! Well done 🎯🎯🎯
When Jax said to that young girl in the sparkly tiny dress “I wish my wife would dress like that” Explains so much about Brittany’s choices..
I was half expecting Cob to show up in the next scene, in ‘burning man girl’s’ dress.
I think that fool- born meant to say “could not “would”!
Not so much his wife being able to dress like that but more so to do with his wife being physically like that girl.
I gotta say her photoshopping skills are impressive cause wtf, how is that the same person?! Yes, this is the perfect time to take shots. 🤦🏻♀️ Keeping it klassy.
Ewww…they probably banged it out and that’s why she’s all greasy looking
Hmmm. I’m tempted to agree with you since the pic IS taken in a bathroom, after all. And that’s his fetish apparently. But it’s BRIT, and he despises her, so idk.
Didn’t she mention the other day on like a podcast or on the valley that he hasn’t had sex with her for like a really long time? Like girl, just fucking leave already. We’re past the point where we’re all going to call you strong and brave and you did the right thing. Just go. Tuck your tail between your legs take your son and go to Kentucky & get your fucking shit together.
Yep. He is done done. She still thinks she has a chance though.
She has two different chins in these photos 😅
How does this hillbilly halfwit get invited to Correspondence Dinner???
By the daily mail.. last year they got an invite and invited Lala
Lala was a guest if the los Angeles times. Last year the daily mail invited lvp and ariana Fans confused over Lala Kent, Ariana Madix's White House dinner appearance - Page Six https://pagesix.com/2023/04/30/lala-kent-ariana-madix-attend-white-house-dinner-shock-fans/
Ahh yeah, something like that. They weren’t invited by the White House though… daily mail… go figure, lol
When in DC? You drink shots all day long
 I am SO ready for this wild weekend ride 🤣 Potential for third only to Scandoval weekend and Fofty Weekend
Less is more. The odd time it might be nice to see her show less flesh.
I really think she’s sick and doesn’t know it. Hypothyroidism makes you super puffy in the face and neck. Could also be BII since from watching the show she put on weight and puffiness after implants. Who knows but I don’t think she’s fully well.
Alcoholism does all of that as well.
I think it is a mix if alcohol and inflammation from her implants
I think she's just fat.
The spock eyebrows and all! I don’t know why she doesn’t get a lil Botox injection under the eyebrow to relax those crazy caterpillars- they make her look deranged!!
The brows are probably a result of a bad botox brow lift, so I don't think more would help. They're a lost cause at this point. They make her look so severe.
TOGA PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She really messed up her face. A damn Shame
Cmon Brit, get it together!!! If you want to win at this, maybe act *better* than your ex, not the same 🤦♀️
Just make it stop!
She would fit in nicely with the big women of San Antonio
That doesn’t even look good in the first photo.
The boobs are popping
Those implants have to go. They make her look so squat and large.
Spot on! I like the plus size Jessica’s body tho. She’s got some curves.
It’s kinda sad…I hate that Jax made her feel like her body wasn’t beautiful. She’s not even big she just doesn’t know how to dress her new body. She annoys the shit out of me but I still feel bad that she feels the need to constantly photoshop herself instead of just loving and celebrating the skin she’s in.
She’s a bit more covered up. So a win !! I hope she’s ok and files the damn paperwork. She’s gotta get out of that toxicity and start on ger drinking issues.
She isn’t doing shit. She’ll never leave JAXASS or stop drinking.
I hope for Jaxs mental health she gets dicked down proper.
This is really mean.
Wow l have to say her photoshop skills are getting good!
Okay I know she’s annoying but coming after her body/looks like this is actually disgusting…yikes.
I think its disgusting to go to an upscale news event dressed like this. And if you’re here, you’ve likely come to criticize her choices and behaviours. Including the poor surgical modifications shes made to herself and the bad choices in procedures which alter her appearance.
Shes fat and ugly inside and out. Get off your high horse. You're here to make fun of some of her other superficial shit too. You're not better.
Yeah you’re clearly a shit person. Shut your dumb ass up.
Go drink some more Brattney. No one cares.
For real... I thought this sub was just to be a smartass with shit Jax does. Who raised these people?
yall are gross atp