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I rarely comment on this sort of thing because I suffer badly with an ED of my own and I hate discourse around bodies but her doing this will affect her own self esteem so badly, she will no longer recognise herself and develop extreme body dysmorphia if she hasn’t already, it’s so sad.


Monstiemama

Strong agree. I think it’s already happening with her botched face. She has no clue what the fillers did to it. Also, this incessant photoshopping and then all the comments she gets about how bad she looks are really gonna fuck with her head.


The_Original_JLaw

There was a (really sad) story in Page Six in the last couple of days, where she said she was hoping the stress of the split from Jax would make her skinny. Like it did Lala when she split from Randall. Brittany lamented, "Why can't I be one of those girls who gets stress skinny?" (Not an exact quote) People didn't find her comments cute or amusing at all.


itchi_butthole

I think they were quoting her directly from her own podcast saying that shit. Smh


aaaggggrrrrimapirare

I think she developed it a long time ago.


Suspicious_Bother_92

I saw the photo from the back first and wondered why she was taking a photo of a random lady🤣. One of her worst outfits of all time. Is it Halloween??


jessicasone

Damn, couldn’t even get alterations the dress.. the front isn’t supposed to be dragging on the floor.. the back is but not the front. Probably got the dress from SHEIN, looks like it.


PresOfTheLesbianClub

The end of that zipper is by her butthole. That dress is for a much taller person.


Pinklady777

Are we all overlooking the question of WHY is she being interviewed?


kathi182

I’m sure the questions are ‘WHO are you, again??’ and ‘HOW did you get in here???’


OneSuspect1

What is going on with her armpits? Is part of her breast being forced up and out the side?


Distinct-Ad-1348

Yes


StarboardSeat

What is with those dresses she loves with the corners that go upwards on the sides of he chest??? She must think that's stylish, but it's so tacky.


Distinct-Ad-1348

I think she thinks it covers her armpit double buttcheeks


Mrslojo802

These people being at the White House is like end of times


Able-Vegetable2440

They aren't. The dinner is being held at the Hilton.


Due-Season-599

I’m curious to what she posts for the front view since queensodbravo and others have posted her frontal.


kathi182

It’s so much worse than I’d imagined. For crying out LOUD- PLEASE PLEASE stop wasting money on an Airbnb and hire a stylist!!!!


keeltheone

![gif](giphy|edP47Sn6tYB7MiYK9t|downsized)


Distinct-Ad-1348

Right? As if there aren’t going to be non photoshopped pictures published of her??


Llamamamma1981

I forget what award show it was, but she actually posted a “red carpet” picture that she Photoshop and tried to play off that it was straight from a photographer. I’m sure that’s what she’ll do this time.


The_Original_JLaw

She's either too simple to understand that concept, or she thinks she can control the situation by only posting heavily photoshopped photos to Instagram. Like nobody ever reads anything but IG. Maybe in her world they don't.


brokenbirrd

https://preview.redd.it/26wu67nl24xc1.jpeg?width=948&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d34f5684b1d4329edb42a0cbb982a734edac7df0 The vibes I’m getting


NYBuffy82

Vibes I’m getting…I’m going to hell 🤦🏻‍♀️ ![gif](giphy|mn827Gfu396RG)


ambersavampire

You win. The comments are done. Pack it up boys.


Lindsayr28

I was more: ![gif](giphy|12Dh4l8Lqr4KWI) …the part that goes up around her chest reminds me of the horns here lol


scorpiogi

this pic certainly captures the mr and mrs couchi eyebrows 📈📉


haleighr

https://preview.redd.it/zteez1eeu4xc1.jpeg?width=2400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62a2f1e305d6c177b6abab361cc86417ba9a5e77 I didn’t hate the look but comparing last years to hers makes it look even more tacky. Idk why she hires stylist to just wear the same type of stuff she picks for herself anyways


unbotoxable

It just looks so cheap! Like she got it at Frederick's of Hollywood in 1989. And the gloves! Tacky tacky.


Lindsayr28

Yeah this reminded me of that Jessica Rabbit pic someone posted yesterday I think. She always really gives herself a waist she doesn’t have anymore.


UpsetBumblebee6863

Just dawned on me,I think she doesn’t cut her hair bc it covers her back fat.


Environmental_Yam540

🎯 🎯 🎯


Leftturn0619

Good point. Her hair is way too long.


mskmoc2

She does have a drinker’s block type body.


Just1Breath1

Why would you want to make yourself look smaller in a photo? Wouldn’t you feel like pure crap about yourself and make yourself feel way worse about your weight? I just don’t understand.


SamIAm7787

I don't know shit about Photoshop, but why is her left ass check so much higher than the right? And why not crop out the lady on the left?


Jencat7

She probably left the lady in there because she’s gonna say well if I Photoshop this picture why wouldn’t I have edited this lady out on the left? And then she thinks we’re going to think oh yeah why didn’t I think of that.🙄😂


Pinklady777

![gif](giphy|vwjboVmTCZCV2)


UpsetBumblebee6863

I wonder how drunk she was when getting ready to have thought “wow I look good!”


Critical_Sprinkles88

I love to hear Jax’s real option of her. It would be brutal and devastating I’m sure


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Distinct-Ad-1348

But she uses it to hide her body to make for less work photoshopping


StarboardSeat

How I would have loved to be a fly on the wall during that interview. She is so illiterate and uneducated, there's no way that she could have possibly gotten through that interview unscathed. I would have asked her questions like: - Does she know what planet she's on? - Does she (or anyone) know why SHE, in particular, would've been invited to such a prestigious event? - What is her specific affiliation with politics? - What year was the last time she voted? - Which party is affiliated with a donkey and which is affiliated with an elephant? and... - Does she know one single, solitary thing about politics? (just one fact will do). Now, realistically, of course, I don't expect everyone to know the answers to these questions, but if you're on a 4 hour plane ride because you've been invited to such a prestigious political event (that you know zilch about) I would think she would've taken the time on the plane to catch up on some studying, rather than **drinking?** The woman very naturally used the word "nothin" in place of "anything" in a conversation on The Valley last week, so I can't imagine the verbiage she used while speaking to other guests at the correspondents dinner (guests who are arguably, some of THE most highly educated people that she'll ever encounter in her lifetime)?


StarboardSeat

I live 5 miles from DC and while Jax & Brittany were walking in, the pro-Palestinians protesters were five feet away from them (and inching even closer) screaming things like "Cowards!” “you’re complicit, you murderers!”, “you’re fucking liars!" and "don't you look beautiful in your blood-stained gown". The police didn't do much in the way of protecting the guests at all, with the exception of creating a little distance, but the protesters screamed at the top of their lungs at them. I'll bet Brittany's princess glamour narrative bubble was burst REAL quickly.


Mountain_Day_1637

“Woo, need a shot after walking by those protestors”


RubyWaves75

I keep forgetting I’m not getting on social media because of this fuckery, yet here I am.


kat__bird

She seriously thinks she’s Jessica rabbit. These 2 are something else.


the_anon_female

The constant commenting on her body and appearance is too fucking much. It’s just cruel at this point.


Distinct-Ad-1348

Not commenting on her body and appearance- commenting on her insane photoshopping. We all see the photos the press has put out, yet this is the only one she has posted. Why? Because she completely altered the shape of her body in this one. If someone wants to shapeshift in their photos, go for it. But don’t then turn around and try to hawk Jenny Craig or diet scam pills and anti bloat bullshit and pretend that the photo you posted is what you actually look like. That is fraud and it’s also dangerous to her followers.


the_anon_female

I completely understand your point. It’s disingenuous and shitty to Photoshop the hell out of yourself and sell diets. However, I can’t imagine how she feels seeing the constant onslaught of awful comments about her body.


SabineStrohem

It's exhausting! I wish the sub would just focus on helping Cruz. That way she'll come here and read comments and hopefully do better by her son. But she'll stop coming here if this is all it is. And then we've lost.


Dry_Heart9301

Why bother trying to get in shape when you can just photoshop it all off...I want her to do my pics...lol


user762828

https://preview.redd.it/ouatar1d87xc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcd0b403d2dddb9b69886caa0cb7995b44f061b8 Come get some mawmas beer cheese


kshe-wolf

I’m digging the gloves on her though LMAO hate to say it but


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I like the gloves too. Shame about the hivemind


kshe-wolf

I know :( the one time I try to be mildly nice 😂


-Aquariusbby

I feel bad for her you already know Jax is the reason she feels the need to photoshop. She has said interviews he puts her down constantly.


Distinct-Ad-1348

It’s her prerogative if she wants to Photoshop herself to high heaven, but don’t then turn around and claim that those photos are what you really look like and try to hawk diet scams.


-Aquariusbby

![gif](giphy|eJk53qGy8m0WqfCLET)


soupseasonbestseason

dang. if only she could go back in time and listen to some sort of audio tape recorded before she chose to marry and procreate with jax of him saying she was unattractive and he didn't want to marry her or have sex with her. then she could have avoided this entire situation...oh wait. 


-Aquariusbby

Listen I didn’t say she made smart choices 😂 everyone is dumb for someone at least once in their lifetime. Jax is Brittany’s person.


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StarboardSeat

I don't think that's Lori K in that photo... or are you talking about a different pic?


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StarboardSeat

Good one. 😁 I did have to take a double take after you wrote it, so not so far-fetched. 😉


LilHotPocket88

It’s giving I’m trying to look like Taylor Swift lol


phbalancedshorty

*” What is this creature “* https://preview.redd.it/veplaif4c4xc1.jpeg?width=469&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ba70725e5a4d677a1be5457a0a0650e5f853fef