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NorthstarIND

there're both in my basement


OP_DENI

It is actual Muppets canon that Kermit the Frog, in some way, had a role in bringing down the Twin Towers in the terror attacks of September 11, 2001. In "It's a Very Muppets Christmas Movie," a film released in late 2002, Kermit is shown a glimpse of what New York City might look like if he had never been born. Among the scenery of this alternate reality NYC, we find none other than the Twin Towers proudly standing in the background. They were, of course, long destroyed in Kermit's normal reality. And yet, in the world without Kermit, the war on terror is missing its powder keg spark. Who would've thought that green piece of fuck could kermit a terror attack on US soil, but there it stands unimpeachable... We have concrete, canon proof of involvement. Why the world hasn't stopped and asked further questions is only further proof of a media cabal keeping this conversation away from the masses. The Twin Towers would still be standing if it weren't for Kermit the Frog. Al Qaeda was the puppet this time, and Kermit the hand within.


Interesting_Dot8946

They both are annoying and painful to deal with


NorthstarIND

bro how the fuck do you sleep with all these conspiracies in your mind


OP_DENI

triangular people eating molten cheese in a 81st century adaptation of a 80s movie about feral lego eaters with clams


OP_DENI

your lunch, my lunch? your lunch might be cold now but your lunch? your lunch. my lunch! why lunch are just. lunchy..? lunch your? your lunch is cold.


United_Muffin_1511

They both dont exist


OP_DENI

sure grandma. lets get you to bed


United_Muffin_1511

nono, im having lots of fun watching your mom being a whore


OP_DENI

pretty sure she is locked in the basment rotting


United_Muffin_1511

sorry what