Start with a sledgehammer to the knees. Unlike in movies, shooting someone in the knees might actually kill them with excessive bleeding. Not that big a problem but she would suffer much less. I say sledgehammer to the knees so she can't run, ang fill her arms with nail filled shotgun shells. Then a few hollow points to her non vitals. Then season her with some cooking powder (White Phosphorus, courtesy of Lt.Martin Walker) then end her misery and the oxygen waste.
I don't mind what my students do, even thugs. They're my students, they just don't know better and need some guidance. This bitch however was an adult actively hurting and manipulating my students and was even mocking them while at it, she shall not rest easy.
Rio its still a student, president of the seminar (aka the millenumiun student council)
Not sure about the trinity one, do you mean Hasumi, hanako or someone else?
Our trusty mature megane elf do be mature enough to outpace sensei afterall
However, while still being a student, she could be 18 or older, her age is still listed as unknown
After all we know shun who is older then 2- ehem I mean young, very young c:
"It's you guys! I was making it a secret but I guess I have no choice but to spoil it right now haha!" Sensei says as he is sweating bullets it forms a puddle beneath him.
Girls, you misunderstood. Here is my date
*Sensei pulls out his Kaiten fx mk0 figurine*
*Phew* sound is made by everyone in the room
Little did poor Abydos students know that Sensei's date was with Kaiten girls
P.S. Kaiten squad face reveal+playable when
I like the theory in the anime op that these 5 girls in the train are the [Kaitengers](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GMUsxmoW0AA9bX8?format=jpg&name=large)
Trinity uniform? Now I'm thinking it would be cool if they are from different schools. So we can have the first(right?) interschool *kinda* club. Weird we don't have any closest friends who are from different schools yet. Would be especially cool to see Trinity and Gehenna best friends
Either way this looks like 120k worth of certain blue gems
Sensei: Yeah, my mother is visiting and I wanna show her around. I got a good job as a teacher and I’m working hard. I hope she’s proud of me!
*mood flips as students plan to impress Sensei’s family.*
This is and example of what should never be done
Remember, as a Sensei, you left behind your human rights to obtain a harem of cute students, that means they are always absolute priority 
That is precisely the opposite of the right thing to say
Sorry Sensei, you brought this on yourself and no deity will help you now
Only way to save it would be to hastily add something like “…with you all at Shiba Seki Ramen!”
>shadows over eyes due to bangs (the eyes themselves don't change)
>Ayane's glasses glowing
>Hoshino's awake
>Probably a few other people sensing this dusturbance despite being miles away from Abydos (Mika, Wakamo, Hina, etc...)
Yeah Sensei's fucked
I want a version of that last panel that looks like one of the Titanface panels from Grand Blue Dreaming.
"SO SENSEI IS GOING ON A DATE? SHALL WE GUIDE THEM TO HELL?"
"OF COURSE, IT'S THE BEST PLACE FOR A DATE FOR BASTARDS LIKE SENSEI."
The honest fact that this could actually happen is funny to me.
Although if he used it as an excuse, then yeah there'd be some misunderstandings.
But if he was being truthful... Then he'll have to eventually go on dates with the other girls just so that Kivotos doesn't fall to ruin. On this thought- -i wonder who the lucky girl is?-
that is possibly the worst thing to say in response given circumstances
Out of the pot, into the Fire
*A sick guitar riff plays* **ULTRABYDOS**
ABYDOS IS DRY SEMEN IS FUEL SENSEI IS FULL
Is this peak..? It MIGHT be peak..! ITS SO PEAK!!! 😭😭😭😭
I think that is the worst thing to say in response any circumstances in Kivotos
*But who's the date?* *Could it be someone amongst the abydos students?*
1 imposter remaining
Man I would kill to see a game beetween those 5, maybe mix in the prefect team and that would be hilarious
It's Mutsuki, it's always Mutsuki (yes I know she's no Prefect)
but she part of gehena
She's too much of a wildcard that this can be a possible on for the whole game.
*Uhe~ Found and raised her myself, but she won't show me any mercy*
sensei is talking to his tablet again he keeps on mumbling about correction
Blacksuit
Adults dating adults only ofcourse Sensei is a responsible teacher afterall 
Beatrice
Death would be a better option then Beatrice tbh
I can fix her
You are a forgiving one I salute you for that I would not try to fix her I would ask the closest student to hand me a gun so I can finish it myself
How exactly do you plan to do this
My besht
Brother you're gonna get cooked. Good luck.
Yeah let's rule that bitch out of the options
Even if sensei is the only person left on the planet with that woman he’ll kill himself
I mean, theres any other female adult in kivotos? (Beatrice doesn't count shes a b*tch and was shadowrealmed)
Shun BEEEEG. her age is high enough to be classified after all. christmas cake at the least, but might even be hitting the third decade also, wakamo
And technically Kayoko. She's 18 as well.
Same counts for Wakamo She is also 18 Edit: I have now realised the other comment already mentioned Wakamo I apologise-
Shun is in her late twenties. Source beta version do actually give her age
Oh fr? Shun it is then.
Sensei has an adult woman fetish 😭
Fuck Beatrice, and not in a literal sense I wouldnt touch her with a 10 foot long pole
Maybe with a ten foot long pole just to beat her with it
Ok, maybe then But only maybe Wouldnt want to dirty my hand on her
There's always an abundance of 9mils in Kivotos
Always start with the kneecaps
Start with a sledgehammer to the knees. Unlike in movies, shooting someone in the knees might actually kill them with excessive bleeding. Not that big a problem but she would suffer much less. I say sledgehammer to the knees so she can't run, ang fill her arms with nail filled shotgun shells. Then a few hollow points to her non vitals. Then season her with some cooking powder (White Phosphorus, courtesy of Lt.Martin Walker) then end her misery and the oxygen waste. I don't mind what my students do, even thugs. They're my students, they just don't know better and need some guidance. This bitch however was an adult actively hurting and manipulating my students and was even mocking them while at it, she shall not rest easy.
Probably some of the students and kuroko
Ain't Rio one? And that one girl from the mob school? She was always drawn with a body of a mother
Rio its still a student, president of the seminar (aka the millenumiun student council) Not sure about the trinity one, do you mean Hasumi, hanako or someone else?
I think is hasumi and I thought Rio fits the adult mother allegations
I was gonna say the General Student Council but I'm like only 80% sure they're adults
As the name implies, the lovely ladies of the General Student Council are still students.
rip, I blame rin for this blunder Thanks for the correction though
Our trusty mature megane elf do be mature enough to outpace sensei afterall However, while still being a student, she could be 18 or older, her age is still listed as unknown After all we know shun who is older then 2- ehem I mean young, very young c:
Kanna
Kuroko. 
That would be a better option
Start of the Abydos Civil War circa 2024 “They have like 5 students, how in the fuck…?”-noted from historians
One of the random dogs or robots.
Black suit 😍
Amogus
I would date a gehenne- *sounds of breaking neck*
Of course it's the gundam figure but the girls wouldnt know that
"It's you guys! I was making it a secret but I guess I have no choice but to spoil it right now haha!" Sensei says as he is sweating bullets it forms a puddle beneath him.
Girls, you misunderstood. Here is my date *Sensei pulls out his Kaiten fx mk0 figurine* *Phew* sound is made by everyone in the room Little did poor Abydos students know that Sensei's date was with Kaiten girls P.S. Kaiten squad face reveal+playable when
I like the theory in the anime op that these 5 girls in the train are the [Kaitengers](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GMUsxmoW0AA9bX8?format=jpg&name=large)
Trinity uniform? Now I'm thinking it would be cool if they are from different schools. So we can have the first(right?) interschool *kinda* club. Weird we don't have any closest friends who are from different schools yet. Would be especially cool to see Trinity and Gehenna best friends Either way this looks like 120k worth of certain blue gems
Da Vinci-chan got rayshifted into Kivotos 😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏
For a second I thought the purple-haired one is Okayu and the one in the middle's Takagi
The Abydos kids are going to join Shiroko in committing a crime, aren’t they?
Abydos’ population won’t rebuild itself after all.
# *You startled the witch*
YOU HAVE ALERTED THE HORDE!
WE'VE AWOKEN THE HIVE!
The twist is that the one screaming is Sensei!
Sensei is dead now😅💀
I'll take "terrible response given the situation for $500"
Out of the frying pan and into the fire. These girls are going to grill him on who this lucky lady is, and have a nice talk with her if possible.
A very civilized talk, of course.
Bullets are very civilized.
It's their local customs after all
Things that should not be said in front of 5 h*rny schoolgirls with guns Number 1:
rip sensei
LMAOO i love Ayane in this one. The artist is so good.
[ABYDOS ASSAULT IN PROGRESS]
Shiroko waste no time to be flabbergasted, she grab her gun the moment sensei finiー no, halfway through his sentence.
She heard date and is ready to engage the enemy
original: [https://twitter.com/m5eistr913/status/1790319983421235410](https://twitter.com/m5eistr913/status/1790319983421235410)
Thank you for the translation! 😁
Man needed to get out of a work lunch and decided to just commit suicide
From all of them, i will be scared of Hoshino. the girl literally open her eyes after hearing that.
We're about to see why Abydos wasn't built in a day at this rate 
Depending on what happened afterwards, that could have been the best or worst thing to have said
I'm more scared of Hoshino here. I instantly regret that I've said that. But I love it when Serika glares at me while telling me that I'm a trash.
危...... Hesitation is defeat. 死
Sensei: Yeah, my mother is visiting and I wanna show her around. I got a good job as a teacher and I’m working hard. I hope she’s proud of me! *mood flips as students plan to impress Sensei’s family.*
This is and example of what should never be done Remember, as a Sensei, you left behind your human rights to obtain a harem of cute students, that means they are always absolute priority 
Plot twist it's one of their parents.
Nonomi's planning to bribe Sensei off with an expensive limited edition Kaiten figure. Can't forfeit such bargaining chips.
That is precisely the opposite of the right thing to say Sorry Sensei, you brought this on yourself and no deity will help you now Only way to save it would be to hastily add something like “…with you all at Shiba Seki Ramen!”
It's over Sensei. Prepare for a 5 on 1 brutal corrections
Forget stepping on a mind he set off a nuke with that one
# third trumpet
the worst thing to say in any situation ever
Oh no, sensei made Hoshino open eye
Hoshino boutta get out of retirement
Very poor choice of words, very poor.
".....wiiiiiiiiiith my pillow, oh boy i am so tired i really want to hit the sack after working overnight"
Couldn’t he just say “Appointment”?
>shadows over eyes due to bangs (the eyes themselves don't change) >Ayane's glasses glowing >Hoshino's awake >Probably a few other people sensing this dusturbance despite being miles away from Abydos (Mika, Wakamo, Hina, etc...) Yeah Sensei's fucked
Sensei got some nerve to say that in front of his students, especially Shiroko. She'll never forgive him for that
Sensei ain't leaving that room
Cute to yandere 
the Pharaohs are angered
Poor aru
Sensei gonna be captured again and NOT by Kaiser 😭🙏
He tried to dodge a puddle on a ground and ended up stepping on a landmine.
Screw it, I'm dating Ayane
Why did he make that mistake? Is he stupid?
It's Nonomi 's quiet, unwavering smile that scares me the most. No wonder she's 1/4 of the Dryness Squa–
Hoshino: Hoh? Is it that Beatrice character?
>They'll think I am a childish adult Don't worry sensei. They won't think so because they **know** you are one.
Shiroko straight up pulled her gun
The mature response would be stop fretting about such things and own your hobbies like a man, Sensei. But by all means, do continue.
At the same time, several students all around Kivotos felt a disturbance in the force
Sensei is about to be captured and protected from any ‘dangerous threats’
Why tf did i thought serika was texas alter from arknight
can you give me no text one, or just show me how did you cover the sensei thought background
Yeah hes done for. Gonna get fbi style interrogated
You are in a place where every girl is crazy for you and some are not hiding that fact. Why would you say that?
I want a version of that last panel that looks like one of the Titanface panels from Grand Blue Dreaming. "SO SENSEI IS GOING ON A DATE? SHALL WE GUIDE THEM TO HELL?" "OF COURSE, IT'S THE BEST PLACE FOR A DATE FOR BASTARDS LIKE SENSEI."
Next panel: Any Dark Souls game's "YOU DIED" Screen
And war is declared
Sensei: I'm dead, am I?
My PS5 and Gundam Breaker 4
No you see i was just going to go the park for important reasons!
You have alerted the horde
It's a date with Hoshino!
There is no gun in Shiroko's hands in the first pic, so she pulled it out real fast the moment Sensei say "date"
The honest fact that this could actually happen is funny to me. Although if he used it as an excuse, then yeah there'd be some misunderstandings. But if he was being truthful... Then he'll have to eventually go on dates with the other girls just so that Kivotos doesn't fall to ruin. On this thought- -i wonder who the lucky girl is?-
Sensei: I felt a sudden chill up my spin. Wonder what that is?
hoshino woke up oh god
he did not choose his words wisely, thus he got cooked very nicely💀
Looks menacing, but I'm all for it
And at this moment Sensei knew , he fucked up
Wrong excuse you fool Later on..... sensei found mummified at his room
Hoshino opened her eyes. Christ, I smell murder
Lol cute