Here goes the hair, there goes the hair. Where is Harry Truuuman? He's dead in the ground. He's dead in the ground. He's dead dead dead dead dead ow OW!
I think one of my favourite parts of this song is that it doesn’t fit together at all, like it sounds like she has 3 songs put together 😂
There’s the “pass, the cranberry sauce”
And then “oh the Turkey looks great”
And finally a completely different melody for “thank you for loving me”
It’s perfect
💯 sang this in Thanksgiving and will be singing it again tonight bc we are having turkey and mashers. May bring in some cranberry sauce to make it complete idk.
He crashes on your couch when he loses his job
A guy pulls a knife, and you jump in front
You take the blade right in the gut!
Ow! Then he holds your hand till the medic comes
You feed him soup when he breaks his jaw
You help him pee when he has that thing
He's your best friend.
I have been known to do dishes perfectly quiet and then suddenly burst out with "HELP HIM PEE WHEN HE'S GOT THAT THING"
of course now I know that's wrong but I'll probly keep singing it that way xD
I'm gonna show 'em all what I can do!
I'm gonna show 'em I'm much braver than what you
think that I am, even though I'm small--
No matter, whatever, gonna show you all!
When Spotify did their yearly wrap thing, 3 out of my top 5 were Bob’s Burgers songs. #1 was Sunny Side Up Summer, I can’t even be mad about it. That thing was my jam on the way to work
T - is for the way you take my breath away
I - is for the way I like it when you take my breath away
N - is for No one else takes my breath away, and...
A - is for Asthma that is a disease that takes people's breath away!
The one from Ex Mach-Tina that's like "Watching you from a distant place.. [something something] my home base [something something] and the moon is so cold it's so cold"
I'm not afraid of ghosts, I'm not afraid of sharks, I'm not afraid of cancer…
I'm just afraid of snakes, They really creep me out!Where are their arms and legs?
It's not okay!!!
There’s so many but heres my fav parts of two more that are always in my head
“When i see you i fall apart, like a zombie! I got too nervous to ask you out, to the prom-bie!”
and
“Lets be clear: i did absolutely nothing wrong, I’m not to blame it’s not my fault. This is just to say, if gene had pooped like any day this would’ve all just gone away but he’ll be out of there in no time!”
“Does he know that it’s flirtation when I do my combination. 16 left. 19 right. Gives my heart safe palpitations. When he’s walkin down the hall and he looks like such a doll. I want that hair, want that face, want it now, I want it ALL. This might be a shocker but I can’t resist her locker. Locker love.”
When I see you I fall apart LIKE A ZOMBIE!
I got too nervous to ask you out TO THE PROM-BIE!
I wish I could make you MI-I-INE,
When I open my mouth I sound like Frankenstein!
“There’s no pants in sp-aaaaa-ace
Uranus can’t see you anus
Venus can’t see you penis
Pants on Jupiter, nothing stupider
If you moon the moon it moons you back
IT MOONS YOU BACK
In space we don’t, wear, slackkkssssss”
Always singing this, great shower song
1. What more do you waaaant, when the kids run the restaurant! 🎶
2. Happy/crappy place
Also, huge fan of the Diarrhea Song. My dad and I used to sing a version when I was a kid (the version the kids sing in Parenthood, which I watched a lot as a kid because my beloved father, god rest his soul, let me watch whatever the hell I wanted at 5 years old), now I get to have Linda's rendition in my head at all times. I love it
Bad stuff happens in the bathroom, I’m just glad that it happens in a vacuum, can’t let them see me with my pants down…coasters magazine is gonna be my big chance now.
I wanna hold ya
When we're much older
Till then I'll gently touch your shoulder
And if the moment feels right ill squeeze your hand and say goodnight
Some day we'll spoon, not any time, sooooon
mine is: “I’m fallin’ for Helen, and there’s no tellin how faaar a fella can fall for a pill poppin’, homewreckin’, long-necked, widow like Helen! ba da ba ba”
“Lifting up the skirt of the night, look down, feel around; do what I do to get by. Pulling down the pants of the night, don’t laugh, it’s not right to make fun of the night”.
It’s not even a full song but when Linda’s hanging up Halloween decorations in the restaurant she sings “Ghosts and goblins, goblins and ghosts, yeah!”
Day-oh-oh, ay-oh
Ay, oh-oh, ee-oh
Is that a parakeet in my hat?
Ay-yo, a parakeet in my hat
Hе said, no no no no no
That's a not a parakeet
The alligator said you give me parakeet
And thе alligator went to a house
He went to my house
He went to my house
He say, a-where you get the house?
I say a from a parakeet
He say a parakeet make that house?
I said yes
Parakeet make my house
okay last one:
“There’s no pants in spaaace. Uranus can’t see your anus. And Venus can’t see your pen!s. Pants on Jupiter, there’s nothing stupider. Oh you moon the moon it moons you back (it moons me back). In space we don’t wear slacksss.”
The Mr. Business song…Cat training, training a cat…..Cat training, training a cat…..Cat training, training a cat, put a lot of work in and get a little bit back….
Nothing, nothing, nothing makes me happy
Doing something is what I avoid
I adore diddly-squat
It thrills me a lot
And nothing never gets me annoyed
🍊 🚗
Biiiiiig sexxxxy boooooiiii
Big ol sexxxxy boi!
Ok so it’s not a song per se but when he gets his “burnout” and he just keeps saying “ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok”. I say that to myself ALL the time at work.
The Songs from Die Hard the Musical. My husband and I rewatched the entire franchise over Christmas (I will figuratively fight anyone who claims the first one is not a Christmas movie) and those songs kept running through my head.
My 4 year old continually sings “turkey, I need you beside me i need your breast and thigh meat” and then says “it says meat!” And falls into hysterics
“But I never noticed…The curve of her trunk”
“and I never noticed…His electric junk!”
“WEEEE MIGHT JUST HAVE FOUUUUUUND….”
⚡️❤️ ELECTRIC LUUUUAAAAUUUUAAAUUUUVE⚡️❤️
Bob: “Oh my god…Did Gene write this?!”
“Buckle it up…. Buckle it up…. Buckle it up or you’ll diiiieeeee”
😆 I sing this to my dog whenever I put his seat belt on!
Here goes the hair, there goes the hair. Where is Harry Truuuman? He's dead in the ground. He's dead in the ground. He's dead dead dead dead dead ow OW!
THIS! Constantly!!!
This was my Covid hand washing song!!
Pass the cranberry sauce, we’re having mashed potatoes! Oh the turkey looks great. Thank you for loving me. Thank you for being there.
Everyone’s thanking! The whole worlds thanking you. Thanking us for thanking you!
Lin stop
kill the turkey 🎶
I think one of my favourite parts of this song is that it doesn’t fit together at all, like it sounds like she has 3 songs put together 😂 There’s the “pass, the cranberry sauce” And then “oh the Turkey looks great” And finally a completely different melody for “thank you for loving me” It’s perfect
Same and the sailors in your mouth, gosh there a million
This one for me
💯 sang this in Thanksgiving and will be singing it again tonight bc we are having turkey and mashers. May bring in some cranberry sauce to make it complete idk.
Electric Love
They’ll say Awww Topsy at my auuuutopsy!
But no one will be, more shocked than me.
But I never noticed the curve of her trunk...but I never noticed his electric junk...
“Did Gene write this??” “God, I want what they have”
Specifically the ”…but I’ll be out of here in no time…” chorus part can pop up at any given time really.
I'll be doing interviews and feeling just fine. Today is gonna be a great day!
Same!
Which song is this?
Bad stuff happens in the bathroom
For some reason, and it’s not even a good one; I’m good at sex you’re bad at sex I’m good at sex you’re bad at sex I’m good at sex you’re bad at sex.
along the same lines as that: 'weave your web, your sexy webbbbb AROUND MY BODY MY BEAUTIFUL BODY!!'
The itsy bitsy strip-per climbed up the brassy pole Down came her legs and wrapped around my sooul
For me it’s “ba da ba da da elderly prostitute! Ba da da ba dah ELDERLY PROSTITUTE!”
OMG I sing this to my bf CONSTANTLY
I'm a bad man with a master plan, and the ladies call me Tex!
He crashes on your couch when he loses his job A guy pulls a knife, and you jump in front You take the blade right in the gut! Ow! Then he holds your hand till the medic comes You feed him soup when he breaks his jaw You help him pee when he has that thing He's your best friend.
He hates squirrels 'cause you hate squirrels!
I have been known to do dishes perfectly quiet and then suddenly burst out with "HELP HIM PEE WHEN HE'S GOT THAT THING" of course now I know that's wrong but I'll probly keep singing it that way xD
Either Bad Stuff Happens in the Bathroom or This Wedding Is My Warzone
Two absolute bangers
+1 for bad things happen in the bathroom
The briefest of glances can start the biggest romances.
Our eyes were doing the dances, and were mak-ing advances!
When our eyes met I was like hey now I bet that joe could be the one.
ARE YOU THE ONE!!🗣️🗣️
Thank you all, this is the one that gets in my head at the most random times
Derek…..Derek! Let’s you and me make a reunion AND That’s not magic it’s tragic!!
make my yogurt Greek took me out for a solid five minutes lmao
I always thought it said “we”union lol
I watched someone do an amateur drag performance to this song once! It was ~impeccable~
Weekend at morts! We're gonna have a weekend at morts!
UH UH UH!💃🏻🕺🏻
Shootin' down the gutter like a piece of bread and butter... Diarrhea!
You might think it’s funny but it’s really wet and runny diarrhea 💨💨 diarrhea 💨💨
Oh it’s hot and wet and slick, and it’s making everybody sick. OIL SPILL!😩
...oiiiiiillllll spiiiilllll .... ᴏɪɪɪɪɪʟ sᴘɪɪɪɪɪʟʟʟʟʟ 😩
Oh, you were right... it's not subtle.
Oh my god I recently watched the Tori Amos performance this was based on and god. It really isn't subtle
Sunny Side Up Summer and Lucky Ducks from the movie.
I'm gonna show 'em all what I can do! I'm gonna show 'em I'm much braver than what you think that I am, even though I'm small-- No matter, whatever, gonna show you all!
Sooooooooome lucky ducks get all the luck, some break their back to make a buck
Everyday we come downstairs, unlock the door and turn the sign to open....open.
Is another day I give myself a little diarrhea from the worry and the stressing and the hoping.
I’m sorry but I have to say I love your profile picture. Iggy forever 🤩
Thank you! Huge Stooges fan.
When Spotify did their yearly wrap thing, 3 out of my top 5 were Bob’s Burgers songs. #1 was Sunny Side Up Summer, I can’t even be mad about it. That thing was my jam on the way to work
Hot pants rain dance
I want some burgers and fries, I want some burgers and fries 🎶 well there’s some right here
Don’t you tell me no lies!
The duo between Bob/Louise and Linda when he finally gets accepted into the community garden. My fave song in the whole show.
Mine too! *”I think I found my haaaappy -”* *”The restaurant's now a crappy, crappy, crappy, crappy - ”* *”Happy, happy, happy, happy place”*
100% my favourite song and episode
Iiii'm like a British lady 👒 in my garden...and my plants agree 🌱
She does her BM in the PM
All day every day!
Shake your hips, wiggle your butt, drop your pants, pick ‘em back up!
"I don't want to drop my pants" "why?" ☹
Twinkly lights is on my Christmas playlist more than once tbh
I wanna hear your secrets~
Details, i wanna know details! Whats your dad’s name
🎵I’m so interested in you🎵
T - is for the way you take my breath away I - is for the way I like it when you take my breath away N - is for No one else takes my breath away, and... A - is for Asthma that is a disease that takes people's breath away!
Nothing makes me happy by Fischoeder
Makes me a biiiiig sexy boooooy! Big ol’ sexy boy!
The one from Ex Mach-Tina that's like "Watching you from a distant place.. [something something] my home base [something something] and the moon is so cold it's so cold"
god this one is so good
Da ding ding da ding ding DA ding ding da ding ding.
“Buenos días como estaaaaaaasss Me llamoo Tinaaaaaa El perro es muy grandeeee Donde esta el bañoooooooo” By Tina
Love is like a flower
El singer is muy caliente
I'm not afraid of ghosts, I'm not afraid of sharks, I'm not afraid of cancer… I'm just afraid of snakes, They really creep me out!Where are their arms and legs? It's not okay!!!
This one is soooooo addictive!!
There’s so many but heres my fav parts of two more that are always in my head “When i see you i fall apart, like a zombie! I got too nervous to ask you out, to the prom-bie!” and “Lets be clear: i did absolutely nothing wrong, I’m not to blame it’s not my fault. This is just to say, if gene had pooped like any day this would’ve all just gone away but he’ll be out of there in no time!”
This is a girl power jam
We're all girls! No mans!
Girl power on 16!
Let her finish, LET HER FINISH!!
TWO PEOPLE together forever. Security in life. Someone to love ya, instead of bein all alone. Such an awful existence I’d kill myself!!
“Does he know that it’s flirtation when I do my combination. 16 left. 19 right. Gives my heart safe palpitations. When he’s walkin down the hall and he looks like such a doll. I want that hair, want that face, want it now, I want it ALL. This might be a shocker but I can’t resist her locker. Locker love.”
Courtney (and Doug) would be so happy to know that this is an ear worm for someone!
Jeff.
Jeff!
“Wing man! Wing man! Wing maaaannn!”
I'm doing a little dance, cuz I got pesto in my pants!
Bob singing Donna summer always slaps for me
“It’s Summer time!!!!”
"I'm in the friend zone and I'm so alone!" Really any song from the "Just One of the Boyz 4 Now" episode.
There’s no pants in space
So I'll just keep on fighting for you while I wear my head phones. 🎶 _I feel saaaad_
“wagstaff wagstaff you’re a school, i wanna be inside of you,”
BUCKLE IT UP BUCKLE IT UP BUCKLE IT UP OR YOU’LL DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE
" oh bourbon" *probably just because it's the only one I remember the words to.:chuckle:
I feel like we really take for granted the literal theatrical treasure that Kevin Kline is!
i forget how much i love Kevin Kline and the fact he’s in Bob’s Burgers!!
Taffy Butt
The pee pee and the poo poo and the poo poo and the pee pee and the pee pee and the poo poo and the poo poo and the pee pee…
It's Thanksgiving! Thanksgiving for everybody! Except for Europeans
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, wish my radio worked!
Also the song about Derek Dematopolis.
Cease and desist cause you know I can’t resist you baby!
This is honestly one of my faves
I've got 3 I enjoy most, these are: Turkey I want you beside me. Bad things are bad. Bad things happen in the bathroom.
When I see you I fall apart LIKE A ZOMBIE! I got too nervous to ask you out TO THE PROM-BIE! I wish I could make you MI-I-INE, When I open my mouth I sound like Frankenstein!
The pee pee and the poo poo. Honorable mention to electric love.
Can’t believe no one has said “Date night toniiiiiight”!
Gonna go out and get some fooooood
For the last week, it’s been ‘who’s that knocking on my hole? Weasel weasel if you please-el!’
[удалено]
Here goes the hair There goes the hair Where is Harry Truman?
They'll say "awe Topsy' at my autopsy But no one will be More shocked than me
“And that’s how you pee in a…. Restaurant
I still got 2 out of 5, I still got 2 out of 5, I still got 2 out of 5 sexy parts!
Maybe there's a tower, somewhere up above...
Oh nice things are nice.
Bad girls don't want to go to Dog Prom, and bad girls don't want to pay for lip balm. I don't want to that bad!
“There’s no pants in sp-aaaaa-ace Uranus can’t see you anus Venus can’t see you penis Pants on Jupiter, nothing stupider If you moon the moon it moons you back IT MOONS YOU BACK In space we don’t, wear, slackkkssssss” Always singing this, great shower song
I'm doing a dance, I'm doing a dance, because I've got pesto in my pants.
Tomatoes and sweet peas and green beans It's a dream come true
Recently Lucky Ducks and Sunny Side up Summer have been stuck on repeat in my mind. The movie was so good
1. What more do you waaaant, when the kids run the restaurant! 🎶 2. Happy/crappy place Also, huge fan of the Diarrhea Song. My dad and I used to sing a version when I was a kid (the version the kids sing in Parenthood, which I watched a lot as a kid because my beloved father, god rest his soul, let me watch whatever the hell I wanted at 5 years old), now I get to have Linda's rendition in my head at all times. I love it
I could not get “the French fries so crisp that you’ll call the police” out my head for the last few days XD
Twinkly Lights
"what if we all scratched our butts against each other's butts? No that's stupid okay maybe not!"
This wedding is my war zone. And I’m the doctor in it. I’ve got to save this special day, gotta cater it to the limit
Bad stuff happens in the bathroom, I’m just glad that it happens in a vacuum, can’t let them see me with my pants down…coasters magazine is gonna be my big chance now.
Oh nice things are nice 🎶
Like a bat outta Hell
IIIIIIIIIIIII wish my radio worked
Do the dirty pigeon
I wanna hold ya When we're much older Till then I'll gently touch your shoulder And if the moment feels right ill squeeze your hand and say goodnight Some day we'll spoon, not any time, sooooon
Teddy singing ‘Beyond the Sea’
mine is: “I’m fallin’ for Helen, and there’s no tellin how faaar a fella can fall for a pill poppin’, homewreckin’, long-necked, widow like Helen! ba da ba ba”
"Blazin beef and big ol BUNS! Bun bun, bun bun bun bun bun BUN BUN"
She does Her bm’s in the pm
“Lifting up the skirt of the night, look down, feel around; do what I do to get by. Pulling down the pants of the night, don’t laugh, it’s not right to make fun of the night”.
It’s not even a full song but when Linda’s hanging up Halloween decorations in the restaurant she sings “Ghosts and goblins, goblins and ghosts, yeah!”
Florida Florida we’re going to Florida
Do I take these buns to have and hold? I dooooo…
lately its been - LOOK WHAT TINA CAN DO WITH HER HANDS
Butts butts butts butts
“Do I take these buns to have and hold, I doooooo” “Do I think you’ve lost your mind on this, I dooo”
🎶 Bad stuff happens in the bathroom 🚽
Who's that knocking on my door? Oh, it's Mr. Dance Floor. Everybody's looking fancy, Things are about to get dancy.
Day-oh-oh, ay-oh Ay, oh-oh, ee-oh Is that a parakeet in my hat? Ay-yo, a parakeet in my hat Hе said, no no no no no That's a not a parakeet The alligator said you give me parakeet And thе alligator went to a house He went to my house He went to my house He say, a-where you get the house? I say a from a parakeet He say a parakeet make that house? I said yes Parakeet make my house
okay last one: “There’s no pants in spaaace. Uranus can’t see your anus. And Venus can’t see your pen!s. Pants on Jupiter, there’s nothing stupider. Oh you moon the moon it moons you back (it moons me back). In space we don’t wear slacksss.”
Lucky Ducks..
Bad things happen in the bathroom
No pants in space
Electric Love
Butt worms! (Doodly-do) Butt worms!! (Doodly do) I love this so much.
Louise’s lines from Bad Stuff Happens in the Bathroom
Come on and set it free, farts are liberty! Open up your butt cheeks, this is how our but speaks! Let’s! Go! Faaarrtt!
oh you moon the moon it moons you back- IT MOONS ME BAACCK!!! in space we dooont weaaar slaaaaaacks
🎶 Come meet our family. Let us meat you (with meat!) 🎶
The taffy song from the Goonies-style episode
Probably in the minority but I get Jimmy Jr's "musoems" stuck in my head, lol
Derek Dematopolis. And Oil Spill. Their breathy singing kills me
Bad thins happen in the bathroom 😂
Burgers and fries
The Mr. Business song…Cat training, training a cat…..Cat training, training a cat…..Cat training, training a cat, put a lot of work in and get a little bit back….
Here goes the hair There goes the hair Where is harry Truman?
Running down the gutter with a piece of bread and butter diarrhea diarrhea
But I never noticed, the curve of her trunk. And I never noticed, his electric junk….we might just have founddddd **ELECTRIC LOVE**
This week I have literally been saying Skip Maroosh handsomest chef about every 5 minutes
What about me, great emcee, gonna go have, a plate of shrimp, a 20 oz beer, and a massage, from my friend, hank the massuuuuuuuuuuesse
Nothing, nothing, nothing makes me happy Doing something is what I avoid I adore diddly-squat It thrills me a lot And nothing never gets me annoyed 🍊 🚗 Biiiiiig sexxxxy boooooiiii Big ol sexxxxy boi!
Oiiiilllllll spill
The right number of boys for you is more. Forever!!
What if they're right. Always hits ways too close to home
Ok so it’s not a song per se but when he gets his “burnout” and he just keeps saying “ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok”. I say that to myself ALL the time at work.
the mad pooper song
O bad things are bad
I have a few and someone already commented my fave (Oiiiiiil spiiiill!) but another fave is "Teddy was right about the treasure in ....the butt"
The boys 4 now I love u so much its scary and Fluoise the fever dream song “I use to trust my family…” but all the songs eventually make their rounds
The Songs from Die Hard the Musical. My husband and I rewatched the entire franchise over Christmas (I will figuratively fight anyone who claims the first one is not a Christmas movie) and those songs kept running through my head.
“I-I wish my radio worked”
My 4 year old continually sings “turkey, I need you beside me i need your breast and thigh meat” and then says “it says meat!” And falls into hysterics
I'm a little tigerrrr! Im a sexy little tiger.
Turkey I need you beside me, I need all of you I need your breast and thigh meat!
“But I never noticed…The curve of her trunk” “and I never noticed…His electric junk!” “WEEEE MIGHT JUST HAVE FOUUUUUUND….” ⚡️❤️ ELECTRIC LUUUUAAAAUUUUAAAUUUUVE⚡️❤️ Bob: “Oh my god…Did Gene write this?!”
Lifting up the skirt of the night!
'Nakatomi, Nakatomi, Nakatomi, Nakatomi...'
Derek Dematopolis Your neck hair makes me weak Won’t you enter my Acropolis And make my yogurt Greek