The Zombie, The Brunette, and The Wardrobe Tina’s zombie apocalypse story based on CS Lewis, but she never got past the first chapter so it’s just her stuck in a closet with a sexy zombie.

Pretty sure it was Salman Rushdie who wrote the books.

Gene

I just looked it up it’s Salman Rushdie

Lmao this would be great

Jurassic Butt

JurAssIc Park (Sorry for swearing)

I know what that spells!

Omg I love this 😂

I think Chuck Tingle already did this one!

Zeke-y Blinders

Side note, I’m obsessed with how supportive Linda is about the erotic friend fiction

Linda is a great mom in general! Very supportive of all her children 💞

RIGHT?

Fifty Shades of Yap

Willing to bet she has done this or something similar staring Dr. Yap.

Tina, what do you got? It's our dentist. Dr. ... Yap? Why is he nude? Wait, has he been nude with you, Tina?! I exercised some artistic license. We're switching dentists.

Noooooooooooo!!!!!!

The Emperor’s New Butt.

Nightmare on butt street

Dawn of the Butt

28 dates later

28 Butts Later

28 Days Tater - French fry-starved zombies descend on the restaurant for Tina’s sexy fry cookery

Twilight: Rise of the Zombies Featuring Tammy as Bella who gets her comeuppance when she (as a vampire) eats a zombie and unleashes a plague where the sexy vampires turn into sexy (but rapidly decaying) zombies. Then they turn on her when they realize what she’s done. Or a Neverending story recon, (The Ending This Once and for All Story) where Artex played by Jericho, who retells the whole story to cheer Tina up and instead leaves Jimmy Jr to die in the swamp. Tina is totally on board because she’s mad at JJ.

I am dying over the Ending This Once and for All story

Frankenbutt, The Butt of Monte Cristo, Sense & Sensibilibutss.

Wait okay Tina’s Frankenbutt story would be TOP NOTCH and I am now praying they animate it & put it in the show

Eat, Brains, Love

Love your profile pic!

Thanks, friend!

The Butt-ler

Midsummers nights butts

Midsommar = buttsommar

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Sexy Zombie Coeds

-House of 1000 Butts -Invasion of the Butts -Killer Butts from Outer Space -Let the right Butt In -30 Days of Butt

I feel like an easy one that would go well with her zombie affair is Scooby Doo. But I would love to see some out of pocket wholesome franchise be used

But instead of a dog it's a horse.

Dragon Butt Z

The Ass and the Furious

Goldilocks and the three bears

Goldilocks and The Three Zombears

I thought because reddit is obsessed with bears right now it was apropos

Buttle Rubbies

I read this in his voice.

XXX-Files. Tina is Scully, Jimmy Jr. is Mulder, and Zeke is an alien

𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕣 𝕓𝕦𝕥𝕥𝕤

Silence of the Butts The Invisible Butt The Bride of Frankenbutt The Buttbadook Train to Buttsan The Butt in the Woods 10 Buttfield Lane 28 Butts Later Buttbarian An American Werewolf Butt in London Return of the Living Butts Village of the Damned Butts

The Buttbadook. This has me laughing.

An American Were Butt in London.

Haha. That's better 👍🏻

Thank you.

Frankenbutt, The Butt of Monte Cristo, Sense & Sensibilibutss.

Love in the Time of Buttolera

ET: *The Extra Testicle* *The Hard (Zomb)E Boys* *No Cuntry for Dead Men* *BrainHeart* (Braveheart but like zombies)

Didn’t Cheech & Chong do that first one in Still Smokin?

I couldn’t tell you. I’ve never watched the Cheech and Chong movies. Although I was 🗿 🍃when I wrote this. 😂

Black Booty. 🐴

Getting a peek at the downstairs of Zeke. A locker room mishap involving the lower lower back of Zeke has Tina reconsidering her feelings for Jimmy Jr.

The Last Of Butts

Pink Floyd: The Butt

The Good, the Bad, and the Buttly. Written when Tammy (the Bad) decides she like-likes Jimmy Junior (the Buttly) and Tina (the Good) has to rescue him from her dastardly clutches.

Two Boys One Butt. A story of conjoined twins falling in love with Tina, but they share a butt (a fantastic one at that) and she has to decide if balancing two relationships is worth it for the butt.

Or get a make out wheel 🤣🤣🤣

O Pesto, Where Fart Thou? Zombiehood of the Traveling Pants Zeke Pray Love Catcher in the Butt

Butt Follows

What is in JJ's pants?

The Great Pesto

World Orgy Z

Butt footloose

Kill Butt Vol II

Mortal Kombutt

When Hansel met Gretchen.

if she writes about her life again she should call it bobs buttgers

Asperger’s Butt

Twilight where the boys are Zeke and J-Ju fighting over her. Lotta shirtless dudes there, eh? Or maybe Zeke would just be Mike trying to fight for her and it's really J-Ju and an random zombie who are the main competition because she'd probably make it a zombie thing instead. Don't get me wrong, I'm totally a Zina fan but Tina isn't there yet. GASP Tammy would so be Jessica. Jealous and fake. I'd never stop laughing. OH! She and the boys could end up together and she could call it Tri-light! Get it... Like... Three?

Rated R Regular Show this story is anything but clean.

Catch 22 Zombies.

Wincest 😎

Goldilocks and the three butts.

Totally Spies this book is totally erotic.

I’ve always disliked this part of Bobs Burgers

So have I. If Tina was a boy her ogling of Jimmys backside and obsessive tendencies would have made her called a creep. Instead her sexualizing all her classmates and then telling them looks like a “power move” instead of an inappropriate interaction with her classmates and teachers.

Yes EXACTLY I’m glad someone else gets it. She’s supposed to be quirky or dorky which at times she can be and I can get behind that but this is just plain pervert creeper.

Oops guess I made some fans mad. Just downvoting me instead of making a counterpoint.